Timagex:
This happened last month! I'm a photographer. I and a friend of mine travelled from ile ife to ago are, very close to saki for a wedding job. Over 7 hours journey. We finished the job only for the groom to abandon us!! My friend said the groom na him "paddi" so, we should not borther about advance. We were stranded at ibadan for hours before someborry borrowed us 1k to get to ife. Mehn....I felt bad and helpless...

Jonathan:

A photographer?
Only 1k?
Two of una?
Smh

kelvinrhs:

Sorry about that. God bless your hustle

samysmoothfresh:


matthew something vs something: "love your neighbor (including strangers like me) as yourself"

have you forgotten or have 'em muslim friends completely won you over already


anyways, how's my love doing today?

Mizk:
Lol you're not my neighbor, Islam said something entirely different and last last, i don't like your siggy.

samysmoothfresh:




what does islam say?


And what's wrong with my siggy?

Mizk:
Anyone who isn't a Muslim is an infidel, i think you know what it said.

samysmoothfresh:


for real?..............................


The day i get your whatsapp digits, we'll talk more on this whole islam ish. But for now, i'll just take it like you said it.


Yea i know what it says.................what i dont get is what makes it wrong and why you dont like it?

I don't think i will give my number to a nairalander talk more of male slut

I didn't say its wrong i said i don't Like male sluts.

Mizk:
I don't think i will give my number to a nairalander talk more of male slut

I didn't say its wrong i said i don't Like male sluts.

samysmoothfresh:



*thank God i wrote "male slut" and not "i am a male slut" cos now i can easily deny being a male slut*

babe, i swear i'm not a male slut.....................i dont even look like one





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how's the trip to enugu preparations holding up BTW?

Would you be the only girl amongst them?

You're just full of stories jeez, you're the male slut, just own up so we can talk about something else,

My bro might bring his girlfriend along, and his friends too, so i can't tell for now.

Mizk:
You're just full of stories jeez, you're the male slut, just own up so we can talk about something else,

My bro might bring his girlfriend along, and his friends too, so i can't tell for now.

samysmoothfresh:


ok......fine

i'm a male slut..................the good-fun-type though


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oh really?....................it's gonna be like some group camping then............cool!


How 'bout my "benin tour" offer.......................you thought about it?

Mizk:
Yea i gave it a really hard thought and i have a lot of questions about it.

samysmoothfresh:



at your service pretty miss


shoot!



or you'd prefer you ask them on whatsapp?

jumpandpas:
I can't forget the night Armed Robbers attacked our bus along Onitsha Owerri road.
We ran inside a particular Filling Station. The way I Bleep this lady till day break no be here o ooo.

samysmoothfresh:



at your service pretty miss


shoot!



or you'd prefer you ask them on whatsapp?

Mizk:
I don't think its a good idea going to a place i have never been to, with someone i don't really know, and alone.

fcisca:
You two get a room already! Hian!

samysmoothfresh:



sir/ma'am, i already booked a room o but the said lady, mizk, doesnt want to go in with me


what do i do?

samysmoothfresh:



yea you right and i understand


but you could come with 3 friends.....................i think i'll be able to host 4 people max for a week


and it doesnt have to be like that @embolden

there's a whole lot of time to get to know me before agreeing to anything.....................plus i'm willing to wait

Mizk:
What exactly are you driving at? I don't just get you.

Mizk:
Book a room for you and who?

samysmoothfresh:



me and you!!

I booked a room (whatsapp) but you dont wanna go in with me (your whatsapp number)

samysmoothfresh:



what part precisely?.............................me hosting you guys or you getting to know me?

Mizk:
Both

Mizk:
Look at you, does this sound right to you?

samysmoothfresh:


i'd like for you to come to benin and since you cant come alone cos obviously you dont know me well, i dont mind you coming with your entourage (bro and friends)


and before then, you can get to "know me well"









it depends ........................c'mon lets go to whatsapp (the room)

Mizk:
More reason why i am being cagey.

samysmoothfresh:



wow...................i dont even know the initial reason(s) and you're already adding "more reason"


i know i'm being a little creepy, but c'mon naaaaaaa

Mizk:
Like super creepy.