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Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by Dafreeguy(m): 5:48pm On Oct 04, 2018
Na true sha..all those face me i slap u landlords

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Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by TOBIWHITE(m): 5:50pm On Oct 04, 2018
I will be number 5 very soon

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Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by Dafreeguy(m): 5:50pm On Oct 04, 2018
OneCorner:
Over dry
Na lie
Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by Dafreeguy(m): 5:50pm On Oct 04, 2018
OneCorner:
Over dry
Na lie

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Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by Lawalemi(m): 5:50pm On Oct 04, 2018
PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
Extremely dry...
It's funny. Possibly you never had a landlord

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Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by enemyofprogress: 5:52pm On Oct 04, 2018
PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
Extremely dry...
like your pussy

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Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by mavick2020: 5:57pm On Oct 04, 2018
No 7na my type of Landlord. He just doesnt know what he is doing. The wife is much more powerful she determines who stays or leave. Try & bring babe for compound twice the wife decides your time in the yard is up meanwhile she go dey take One eye dey eye you especially you are a handsome young man. You know what I mean. � � �

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Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by Nobody: 6:02pm On Oct 04, 2018
The ones that don't Sleep at night, they will sit at the front of thier door flashing torchlight at anything that moves.

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Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by Rubbiish(m): 6:02pm On Oct 04, 2018
Babyforever:
cheesy the 1st is my landlord always asking stupid questions is that guy your boyfriend undecided
is d bold a stupid qwestion?

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Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by Babyforever(f): 6:04pm On Oct 04, 2018
Rubbiish:
is d bold a stupid qwestion?
Please don't quote me again
Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by lawalosky(m): 6:05pm On Oct 04, 2018
Wiseandtrue:
I don't know oooooo for others but for me living in a house a landlord reside is my last option!

No how no how, them go see fault shall undecided

A landlord like number 5 is very rear and a testimony especially in Nigeria
I can testify to 5.
Every sun he share us food and drinks.
Pump water as at when due...
In short he even reduce our rent this year etc..

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Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by pocohantas(f): 6:07pm On Oct 04, 2018
Babyforever:
cheesy the 1st is my landlord always asking stupid questions is that guy your boyfriend undecided

Lol, the question no bad na.

During my NYSC, my agent got me this house. I saw the man at his office and he said the agent should take me to the house.

I got there and met his wife. She just saw me and said NO WAY. When we tried to understand why, she said "the flat is no more up for rent". I left confused and embarrassed.

I got another and never saw the landlord. They said he is in the abroad.

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Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by Wiseandtrue(f): 6:08pm On Oct 04, 2018
lawalosky:

I can testify to 5.
Every sun he share us food and drinks.
Pump water as at when due...
In short he even reduce our rent this year etc..
grin grin grin grin grin I was even taking you seriously until I read the last part!

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Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by Bellgal: 6:10pm On Oct 04, 2018
Babyforever:
Please don't quote me again
Why won't he quote u again......
Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by lawalosky(m): 6:10pm On Oct 04, 2018
Wiseandtrue:

grin grin grin grin grin I was even taking you seriously until I read the last part!

grin grin What is wrong with the last part
Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by Bellgal: 6:13pm On Oct 04, 2018
lawalosky:

I can testify to 5.
Every sun he share us food and drinks.
Pump water as at when due...
In short he even reduce our rent this year etc..
No he did not only reduce ur rent, rather he gave u the house for free that year......... Continue u think u r doing me, u r doing urself.

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Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by Radicalface: 6:14pm On Oct 04, 2018
Babyforever:
cheesy the 1st is my landlord always asking stupid questions is that guy your boyfriend undecided

And I hope he normally see the Benz you are always dropped off with and he still has the guts to still always ask if he is your boyfriend or lover better packed out from such landlord and pack in with your man. bye

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Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by Wiseandtrue(f): 6:15pm On Oct 04, 2018
lawalosky:

grin grin What is wrong with the last part
Ah ah that one to be ordinary person again nau na saint!

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Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by jayinfo2(m): 6:18pm On Oct 04, 2018
Most boring meme collection I have seen from this guy.
Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by Babyforever(f): 6:19pm On Oct 04, 2018
Bellgal:

Why won't he quote u again......
As earlier state don't quote me again
Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by Babyforever(f): 6:22pm On Oct 04, 2018
pocohantas:


Lol, the question no bad na.

During my NYSC, my agent got me this house. I saw the man at his office and he said the agent should take me to the house.

I got there and met his wife. She just saw me and said NO WAY. When we tried to understand why, she said "the flat is no more up for rent". I left confused and embarrassed.

I got another and never saw the landlord. They said he is in the abroad.
I bet she knows what her husband is capable of cheesy

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Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by Rubbiish(m): 6:28pm On Oct 04, 2018
Babyforever:
Please don't quote me again
& if i do? undecided F00l...
Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by mokt(m): 6:30pm On Oct 04, 2018
Babyforever:
cheesy the 1st is my landlord always asking stupid questions is that guy your boyfriend undecided

Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by Babyforever(f): 6:30pm On Oct 04, 2018
Rubbiish:
& if i do? undecided F00l...
k
Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by Babyforever(f): 6:31pm On Oct 04, 2018
[quote author=mokt post=71785535][/quote] I find your meme funny cheesy cheesy

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Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by Ten06(m): 6:32pm On Oct 04, 2018
Offpoint:
I'm not saying they're not funny o, but my problems are bigger than those memes.
Are you owing your landlord 2 yrs rent
Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by Rubbiish(m): 6:32pm On Oct 04, 2018
Babyforever:
k
That's all u got?...tot u were gonna bring down nairaland...b!tch
Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by Ten06(m): 6:34pm On Oct 04, 2018
pocohantas:


Lol, the question no bad na.

During my NYSC, my agent got me this house. I saw the man at his office and he said the agent should take me to the house.

I got there and met his wife. She just saw me and said NO WAY. When we tried to understand why, she said "the flat is no more up for rent". I left confused and embarrassed.

I got another and never saw the landlord. They said he is in the abroad.
Maybe she is afraid that you will bleep her family members
Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by Babyforever(f): 6:37pm On Oct 04, 2018
Rubbiish:
That's all u got?...tot u were gonna bring down nairaland...b!tch
k
Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by Khalypso: 6:41pm On Oct 04, 2018
I once had an absent landlord who only knew me when he visited on a friday evening 11 months into my tenancy. On the day of the unannounced visit to see his tenants with the lawyer, the manager of the house, on knocking at the door and my asking the person to enter behold I was with my Gf whose head he saw was resting on my shoulder before I stood up to greet him.
The next day I was served papers to vacate, on inquiring the reason I was informed that the landlord believed I could not renew my rent judging from the way the babe was leaning on me.
It was eventually withdrawn but some landlords are funny.

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Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Landlords (meme Collection) by icejoel(m): 6:42pm On Oct 04, 2018
OneCorner:
Over dry
come up with your own náà.. Appreciate

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