raumdeuter:


Which 50yrs did Spain go without a major final

Forget all these your long yarns. Gracefully take this L to bed tonight.

chic2pimp:


Forget all these your long yarns. Gracefully take this L to bed tonight.

Which L is that and for what

Ibime:


These ones will murder Mourinho in Saudi embassy if he is not careful

They'll feed him to their pet tigers!

raumdeuter:


Which L is that and for what

Germany and Bayern

chic2pimp:


Forget all these your long yarns. Gracefully take this L to bed tonight.

Useless people we are still waiting for the ball to come home o ...

[b] This na news update for our ogbonge neezar fm


For my first story for this cold Wednesday

We don hear say Manchester United don warn Saudi Arabian Prince Mohammad: “We no dey for sale, go chop shit”....

The only way Glazer family fit reason am say dem wan sell Manchester United, na if the Saudi Arabia family wan drop £4bn.

The Saudi Royal family get money sha. Their worth na £850bn.

We hear say Saudi Arabia and Manchester United don dey yarn.

The new contract wey Luke Shaw wan sign with #mufc dey worth £160,000 per week.

Manchester United star Scott McTominay fit go loan in January as Leeds and Villa dey eye am

Paul Pogba dey close to Barcelona after hin mumu agent Mino Raiola sly Manchester United

Mourinho dey ginger #mufc officials to renew Juan Mata and Ander Herrera's contracts.

Nemanja Matic fit miss the #mufc vs Chelsea game as e don get back woundjure. E dey do treatment for Carrington.

The FA don charge Mourinho for improper conduct. After the Newcastle win, Mourinho talk say "Una Mama be Ashawo" [/b]

This na where I go park my keke for this news....Make una get better better day

Una good afternoon

One small family is worth £850b

This Saudi prince gat a murder case on his neck oo

It's good because we now have a owner who's keenly focused on the club

It's not good because his murder case might be a bad image for the club

I just hope he gets cleared

Just look at Pogba

$1.1trn for one family...

Let me drop this here

kokaneprodigy:
Let me drop this here

[b] News updates on top neezar fm 99.2, How una dey and hope say this sun never roast una finish??

On top my very first story for this hot afternoon so

Scholesy don come out talk say We no fit win league with Jambody, . The guy na mumu outside box. The guy na elephant, dey lazy but e still young sha and e don score many goals.

Em still come para say Pogba fit turn from World best to mumu in one minute. E be like say hin brain dey switch off sometimes."

con add join say Na that Wolves match wey show wetin i dey talk. One minute, e dey give world class pass to Fred to score. The next minute, e dey behave like Oberton wey get brain problem, na him wey dash Wolves their equalizer

He just yab our team say "E be like say every player we dey buy, dey struggle. See ehn, we fit buy person like Lionel Messi and e go dey play like slowpoke."

Manchester United don offer Luke Shaw and Anthony Martial new contracts wey reach like five years. The salary increment na die. United believe say dem go accept the offer.

José Mourinho don yarn say make Manchester United give new contracts to Juan Mata and Ander Herrera

Juan Ikeji don come out talk say "The koko na make we knack Chelsea. E mean say we suppose dey use our chances well, and we gats defend well, we gats play like say our moral dey high. We gats play like say we fit beat dem, na how our mind gats dey be that."

The rumour wey dey link Saudi Arabia to Manchester United na true, no be zobo [/b]

na here I go close shop on top this news....I still remain neezar....Presenter wey no read mass comm.....If u wan touch the dial...Just increase the volume

Una good afternoon

beat who? where?

You guys should pls add to their woes this weekend.

nihilistjnr:

neezar:

The rumour wey dey link Saudi Arabia to Manchester United na true, no be zobo

Pesin we dey dismember innocent man while still alive na him una dey beg to buy una club. Foolish club!

Club that will surely go the way of Leeds United

Ibime:


Pesin we dey dismember innocent man while still alive na him una dey beg to buy una club. Foolish club!

Ibime:


Pesin we dey dismember innocent man while still alive na him una dey beg to buy una club. Foolish club!

He's just negotiating

Abeg let them allow the real billionaires take over.

The Glazers have taken us on a path predicted years ago by the Supporter’s Trust.

Nothing like Arab Money.

195k for Luke Shaw.... Wow wow wow.... I'm ignorant on how these wages are determined but that kind of money given to a player like Luke is too much, in my opinion. I think it's one of the problems we have as a football club

metodman:
195k for Luke Shaw.... Wow wow wow.... I'm ignorant on how these wages are determined but that kind of money given to a player like Luke is too much, in my opinion. I think it's one of the problems we have as a football club

Now he's gotten that contract, it's back to meatpie and milkshake diet for Luke

Shaw tied down to a 5 yrs deal...Good one.
Martial next.

[b] Lagos Nigeria how una deyyyyyyy!!!!!!....My people I do show.....From the voice of ur sports doctor neeeeezzzzazar

Eko lelellele we don hear say

Manchester United fit sack Jose Mourinho if e lose to Chelsea

On top this utd story so ehn.....Gist bekerede for ground

Make I also let u know say

Zlatan don come out talk say Everybody dey yab Mourinho but I believe say no be because of hin results. Some of hin critics get personal agenda, some dey blow things out of proportion, some dey jealous am. Dem be evil people.”

General Shaw for the left arm squad of United army don renew em contract

Juvents wan table £65m for Marcus Rashford

Official: The contract wey Luke Shaw sign with United go keep am at the club till June 2023, but e fit extend am by One Year.

General shaw don come out talk say "My head dey swell say i don sign new contract and i go like enjoy my time at this club. I wan thank everybody wey dey support me - the people wey dey manage here, my teammates and the fans."

em still come out talk say Shaw: "I wan let everybody know say i go repay them and i go try my best to shine for here, for many years. I still dey young so i no fit wait to improve, as i go dey learn under Jose Mourinho.

Minister of defence wey be Oga Jose don chook mouth for this news wey dey turn my belle say "Luke na still pikin and e still dey improve. I dey happy say United wan keep talented person like am. The guy get bright future."

Con add join say Luke na still pikin and e still dey improve. I dey happy say United wan keep talented person like am. The guy get bright future." [/b]

Eko isale na here I go park my Bajaj for this tori.....I still dey come back con sunch una more toris

I still remain Neezar....Una Good evening

Woodward no sabi price.
195k for Shaw ?
we get small leverage over the guy. he better no injure again love to they change to hate quick quick.

so much blasphemy on that shekpe thread

Where is funlord

raumdeuter:
Where is funlord

Funlord and Diggz missing same time. Hope say dey no go settle scores outside NL? Lol

afrodoc2:


Funlord and Diggz missing same time. Hope say dey no go settle scores outside NL? Lol

Nah, funlord is not missing, He is active in the food thread

Jemi7:


Nah, funlord is not missing, He is active in the food thread

Even more suspicious. Hope he didn’t settle scores with Diggz outside NL and he is avoiding this sports section to avoid uncomfortable questions? LOL

SIRcumalot:
Woodward no sabi price.
195k for Shaw ?
we get small leverage over the guy. he better no injure again love to they change to hate quick quick.

You sef dey listen to those olodos.

raumdeuter:
Where is funlord

I full ground....

afrodoc2:


Even more suspicious. Hope he didn’t settle scores with Diggz outside NL and he is avoiding this sports section to avoid uncomfortable questions? LOL

Hahahahaha, Funlord come answer question oh, You catch diggz for Eko hotel? Where our brother sir