PART 1
In the king's court

King Seun:NwaAmaikpe,u hv been a bone in my royal neck,u...

NwaAmaikpe:Ur highness I hv only been a bone to u becus I dont agree wit ur leadership style

Lalasticlala:Not only in d kings neck,in d clan of Politics,Celebrity and so on,u hv been constitutin nuisance wit ur teachins and words

NwaAmaikpe:Knowledge is given to share...

Lalasticlala:Wat abt ur stupid art of disturbin d females

NwaAmaikpe:Disturb?!,Dey are d ones disturbin becus of my gargantuan rod,who am I to let kpekus to waste,I...

King Seunraisin frm his throne)I dunt care abt wateva u two are sayin,ur popularity, NwaAmaikpe,is on d roof top and rumours hv it dat u are planning a revolt to..

NwaAmaikpe:No ur majesty...

King Seun:Shut it,I hear u are plannin a secession,well since u deny it,I will hold on to ur words.u may now dismiss

NwaAmaikpe and lalasticlala,bow dier heads den exit d court.

Dis past few months hv been tryin tyms for d pipo of nairaland,dey werent excellin lyk dey use to,...Tbc

shreder:
PART 1
In the king's court

King Seun:NwaAmaikpe,u hv been a bone in my royal neck,u...

NwaAmaikpe:Ur highness I hv only been a bone to u becus I dont agree wit ur leadership style

Lalasticlala:Not only in d kings neck,in d clan of Politics,Celebrity and so on,u hv been constitutin nuisance wit ur teachins and words

NwaAmaikpe:Knowledge is given to share...

Lalasticlala:Wat abt ur stupid art of disturbin d females

NwaAmaikpe:Disturb?!,Dey are d ones disturbin becus of my gargantuan rod,who am I to let kpekus to waste,I...

King Seunraisin frm his throne)I dunt care abt wateva u two are sayin,ur popularity, NwaAmaikpe,is on d roof top and rumours hv it dat u are planning a revolt to..

NwaAmaikpe:No ur majesty...

King Seun:Shut it,I hear u are plannin a secession,well since u deny it,I will hold on to ur words.u may now dismiss

NwaAmaikpe and lalasticlala,bow dier heads den exit d court.

Dis past few months hv been tryin tyms for d pipo of nairaland,dey werent excellin lyk dey use to,...Tbc

IbrahimDamola where are you? Seun come and see

Dere hv been dis sudden rise in popularity in one of d king's elders,his name was NwaAmaikpe.He had vast knowledge,was a good orator,bold and so on but he was always of d habit of doin d opposite tin.He called himsef a nonconformist and was very good wit Metaphors and pun.He was a knwn wonmanizer and didnt deny it only dat he claimed dey were d ones chasin him.At dis tym also was d rise of Sarrki.Sarrki was a thin,tall,curly hair extremist.He was a knwn trouble in d land.He robbed all d clans and always seemed invisible To d king's warriors.Several tyms,dey hv hatched a plan to get im but dey all met failure.Sarrki was d major reason for d economic recession.Sarrki still worshipped a deity dat was knwn to be blood thirsty and always he wud kidnap victims to sacrifice so d deity doesnt turn against him.Anoda popular person was Tamarapretty,she was d pearl of d village.She was one of dier best natural resources as men frm far and wide came for her.At a point,she was almost kidnapped by Sarrki's associate and...

Close friend .Just lyk Sarkin,he was thin and tall.He almost was a replica of Sarkin only dat he robbed but didnt kill victims.Tamarapretty had a sister,her name was Rosay15,Rosy for short.Rosy was in a secret relationship wit D controversial NwaAmaikpe.Dey were once caught commitin burukutu at d back of a tree by SokoDobo d village storyteller.He promised to kip shut but everyone knws storytellers are not trusted wit story lines.Rosy was too yung for NwaAmaikpe and her fada lalasticlala d king's adviser was a sworn enemy of NwaAmaikpe.D only one who knew abt dier relationship was Tamarapretty her sista,now SokoDobo knws as well.NwaAmaikpe was beginin to gain followers,one was Chief Azubuike a transgender forbidden by d land.He tried to be everytin lyk his master apart frm d sexual part.Dere was also external attack frm villages lyk d facebookians and twitterians.At a point,NwaAmaikpe ran to d land of Twitter and d whole village assumed he switched allegiance and wasnt cumin back.He returned....

He returned months later claimin dat he sneaked in to carryout some business and to spy on dem.Some believed,few were sceptical

"Everyone knws NwaAmaikpe is a deceiver wit his clever words"said Mynd44,an elder as well.He was walkin all by himsef.Mynd44 was always knwn to speak to imsef.He lashed out at anyone who accused im of dis and always responded wit

"D mind is a diffrent person entirely".

Mynd was inlove wit Tamarapretty but she wud always turn down all his advances.He had seen her smilin sheepishly while discussin wit dat NwaAmaikpe.

"Dis man is a fool,everyone in Nairaland knws am inlove wit Tamara now he is tryin to steal her.Just wait till I do sumtin to u".He said to his "mind".He stared at dem a little,in thot.Tamara noticed but only made it worse by whisperin into NwaAmaikpe's tiny ears.His ears were so small dat pipo claimed dat his ears was d reason for his stubborness.Mynd regained himsef snapped his fingers and changed his direction to d king's palace.He was goin to

Go on na,dont wait :-)

Wadewaltz:
Go on na,dont wait :-)

I will continue tmrw

frankfrancis871:

IbrahimDamola where are you? Seun come and see

Please help me to call pipo o,I nid more comments

We take a bow, you addressed us as a male?!
We love that we are different sex to different people.
That makes it more fun, cos we can chose to be who we want.

Good writing skill for a starter, we see you excelling , after just a little brush up here and there and in words arrangement.
Have fun with your 'interesting' village story.
Stay blessed.

(We dropped this to encourage you, for the future and now, hope it does!
See ya!)

post=72195583:
We take a bow, you addressed us as a male?!
We love that we are different sex to different people.
That makes it more fun, cos we can chose to be who we want.

Good writing skill for a starter, we see you excelling , after just a little brush up here and there and in words arrangement.
Have fun with your 'interesting' village story.
Stay blessed.

(We dropped this to encourage you, for the future and now, hope it does!
See ya!)

Tnk u sir

shreder:

Tnk u sir

You are always welcome.
Enjoy your day.

Wen he got to d King's court,E met IamAirforce1 and Explorer,d chief warriors.Explorer was breathin heavily while airforce was cool and languid as d wind.Dey were both men of few words but much action.Explorer for one was very violent,he doubles as well as an hunter,a good one.IamAirforce1 d village wrestlin champion,today he was uncharacteristically calm.Dere was dis sad gloom in his eye.King Seun was listenin wit rasp attention as Airforce spoke

Airforce:Ur, highness who do we snd to d frontline now?,is it dat male shegoat,Chiefazubuike? or dis crazy man here who speaks to imsef?

Mynd was angry but didnt want to risk gettin into a fight wit Airforce even If he was in a better mood.He did d wisest tin in dat situation,he snubbed im and faced d king,his only concern being here

Mynd44:Ur highness,I hv a private issue wit u

Airforce and explorer left witout bein asked,givin Mynd a snare

King Seun:Mynd wat is it??

Mynd44:Ur highness,I suspect an infringement on ur divine ryt to rule,I see sab

King Seun:Wat is it?

Mynd44:Sir,NwaAmaikpe has crossed d line,he has..

King Seun:Go straight to d point

Mynd44:Sir,he has organised a sect to kill u tmrw night

King Seun:Wat,summon d warriors.Dat fool evn admitted to criticizin my leadership earlier today.

Mynd44:Yes ur highness

Mynd came up wit an idea,if Tamara is poor and sufferin she wud b forced into acceptin im.After all,he is richer dan NwaAmaikpe.

Mynd44:Ur highness,Lalasticlala is also among.He is in support of it.

King Seun:Wat?,go call d warriors now!!.

Mynd sprang up den ran off.On his way he met SokoDobo

SokoDobo:Mynd wat is d mata?

Mynd44 king summoned d warriors

SokoDobo:Ehen?,lemme me b goin dere

Mynd44:Are u a warrior?,abeg I dont hv ur tym.

He ran off while SokoDobo went to d King's Court.

PART 2
AT THE KING'S COURT

King Seun:Warriors,dis nyt,u will form two groups,one is to go to NwaAmaikpe's house,while d oda to Lalasticlala,kill dem both.

Warriors:Yes Sir!!

Dey all chorused apart frm SokoDobo.......

While d warriors were chantin,SokoDobo ran to NwaAmaikpe's home.Dey didnt notice him althrough.

SokoDobo:Nwa,d king wants ur head o

NwaAmaikpe:Why?!,wat hv I done?,I didnt want to bed his wyf,she seduced me!

SokoDobo:So u hv been sleepin wit his wyf?,anyway he wants to kill u,so u beta run

Nwa:Tnks Soko,Am leavin now.

SokoDobo escorted NwaAmaikpe to d vilage outskirt den bid him goodbye and returned home to join d warriors.

D NXT DAY

Explorer:My king,Lalasticlala was executed

King Seun:Wat abt NwaAmaikpe?,

Explorer:he escaped

King Seun:Summon Mynd for me,He might knw where he is.
Few minutes later,Mynd arrived

King Seun:Mynd so u told me abt Nwa and also helped im escape?!

Mynd44:No sir,why will I?

King Seun:U dare ask ur king a question?!,Apart frm d warriors who were wit me althrough yday,u are d only one dat knew abt my plan

Mynd44:Sir,let me explai....

King Seun:Explorerr!,kill dis xxxxx.

Meanwhile at lalasticlala's house,Tamarapretty and Rose were both mournin dier fada

Tamarasobbin)

Weldon shreder. All the best.

SokoDobo:
Weldon shreder. All the best.

Tnk u sir,I appreciate

Tamarapretty:Rosy,amso full of grief,I cant allow my conscience to continue prickin me

Rosy15:Wat is it?,am not in d mood for much drama

Tamarapretty:I connived wit my frnds,Damselposh and Born2breed to seduce NwaAmaikpe to make im luk lyk a womanizer(sobbin),den I went on to spoil papa's mind abt im so he neva allows im to hv a relationship wit u talkless of marriage

Rosy15:Wat?,u xxxxx,U,u did wat?(attacks her sista)

Rosy has always been knwn to b a strong girl,she once beat up Ishilove,her elder for notin.Actually it was becus she saw her with NwaAmaikpe.She still hasnt grown less powerfulas,she pummelled her sista wit punches dat wud hv made Airforce1 and Explorer recruit her into d village warriors immediately.Tamarapretty slumped and fell breathless.

Rosy15:Tamara?,Tamara!,wat hv I done?.She said placin two hands on her head and pacin arnd.She cudnt call d neighbours,Tamara's face was as bad as Deckline farm's product.Meanwhile SokoDobo was cumin to pay condolence to the,bereaved wen he heard......

Lolz

D screams.He was abt to run dere wen he met Italianwine d village poorest palmwine tapper also wit IamD18 and GOFRONT.IamD18 was a drunk,he was d best friend of italianwine and also his only customer.He neva seemed to pay up any debt he owed includin his frnd.GOFRONT was one of dose NwaAmaikpe's fanatics.He was a drunk as well.Currently,he was havin some land issues wit Gotv his broda.

SokoDobo:Brodas,dere seemed to b heavy rainfall in late lalasticlala's compound

IamD18:so dier fada just died and dey hv started MANIZIN arnd abi,I must hv my share oo,after all am d most handsome here.
True to his words,he was very handsome.

Italianwine:Before u hv ur share pay me d yams u promised me in exchange for a calabash of palmine,infact u two owe.....

GOFRONT:Kip shut dere!,owe u wetin?!,hw?!,ur palmwine is as tasteless as Divepen bitterleaf soup and as small as Pinkberry backsyd

SokoDobo:Shut up!,bamboo and monkeys,lets go!.

Dey all ran to d house and met Rosy cryin close to d body

GOFRONT:Wat is goin on..

Dis shud be on fp

Luks lyk SokoDobo is now d,main character,an anti-hero

See this guy wan use laff kill me for this office......Never knew we have a playwright on the forum..

Nice concept!!!

GOFRONT:
See this guy wan use laff kill me for this office......Never knew we have a playwright on the forum..

Nice concept!!!

Lol,Tnks

Here?,Rosy wat hpnd to ur sista?.

SokoDobosquat down to check if she was alive)She is dead o

Italianwine:Rosy why is dere blood on ur knuckles,u killed ur sista?!.

Rosy15gave no response,maybe she thot it was a rhetorical question.Her head was poundin,she had d taste of copper in her mouth.She knew now she is all alone no love,no family.She was scared,confused she wanted sumtin to free her.She wanted an end.Dere was dis poisonous leaf her fada brought home b4 he was killed.He wanted to throw it away b4 Explorer came to call him abt d king's summon and he neva returned.

IamD18:So Rosy u killed ur sista?,Abomination!,Nairaland must hear dis,d king must hear dis.

Wit dat he ran out,repeatin d words over again.She was abt to grab d leaf wen GOFRONT held her hand and d oda hand landed on her face.

It was just d beginnin of heavy slaps for her.IamD18 returned wit d youths.The youth leader,Donkinno was so angry,he seem to hv sumtin personal wit her.Donkino was a serial rapist.He had several tyms been acc..

...used of rape.One day he met his match.Rosy15 was just cumin back frm sexuality section of Romance clan wen he met her.D road was deserted,He thot he cud hv his way untill three days later he found himsef on a mat in front of dat smellin dibia's house.Obviously,he lied dat he was attacked by and Sarrki.Den two days later he cam back to d dibia's house to spend two weeks.His accused attackers visited im and almost killed im.He had to run out of his hut naked to d dibia's hut.He was a distant relative of d king and for bein royal he cudnt be punished for any crime except Rocktation d dibia,d smellin eyes of d gods,passed a message frm d gods dat he shud be punished.He always had dat covered by sendin Yams,goat and oda gifts through PunfumonQ the dibia's servant to im.To his credit,since he became youthleader,d level of sanitation have been lyk no oda.Donkinnos fada,Cilicmarin tried to steal d throne frm d king wen he was alive.Today,dat same Rosy is at d tip of his clean fingers,he wud deal....

Hahahahaha Abeg Tamarapretty, come and see ooo, you connived with me lol.

well done OP

damselposh:
Hahahahaha Abeg Tamarapretty, come and see ooo, you connived with me lol.

well done OP

Tnks o,damsel

I think am gonna like it here

Benteazaa:
I think am gonna like it here

Sure u will

Lalasticlala

Mynd44

Seun

Please kindly encourage this man..


This is front page worthy as it portrays nairaland as a family..

AnonymousLee:
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Seun
Please kindly encourage this man..

This is front page worthy as it portrays nairaland as a family..

Tnk u sir