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The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 9:51am On Oct 18, 2018 |
PART 1 In the king's court King Seun:NwaAmaikpe,u hv been a bone in my royal neck,u... NwaAmaikpe:Ur highness I hv only been a bone to u becus I dont agree wit ur leadership style Lalasticlala:Not only in d kings neck,in d clan of Politics,Celebrity and so on,u hv been constitutin nuisance wit ur teachins and words NwaAmaikpe:Knowledge is given to share... Lalasticlala:Wat abt ur stupid art of disturbin d females NwaAmaikpe:Disturb?!,Dey are d ones disturbin becus of my gargantuan rod,who am I to let kpekus to waste,I... King Seun ![]() NwaAmaikpe:No ur majesty... King Seun:Shut it,I hear u are plannin a secession,well since u deny it,I will hold on to ur words.u may now dismiss NwaAmaikpe and lalasticlala,bow dier heads den exit d court. Dis past few months hv been tryin tyms for d pipo of nairaland,dey werent excellin lyk dey use to,...Tbc 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Village,nairaland by frankfrancis871: 9:57am On Oct 18, 2018 |
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Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 10:04am On Oct 18, 2018 |
Dere hv been dis sudden rise in popularity in one of d king's elders,his name was NwaAmaikpe.He had vast knowledge,was a good orator,bold and so on but he was always of d habit of doin d opposite tin.He called himsef a nonconformist and was very good wit Metaphors and pun.He was a knwn wonmanizer and didnt deny it only dat he claimed dey were d ones chasin him.At dis tym also was d rise of Sarrki.Sarrki was a thin,tall,curly hair extremist.He was a knwn trouble in d land.He robbed all d clans and always seemed invisible To d king's warriors.Several tyms,dey hv hatched a plan to get im but dey all met failure.Sarrki was d major reason for d economic recession.Sarrki still worshipped a deity dat was knwn to be blood thirsty and always he wud kidnap victims to sacrifice so d deity doesnt turn against him.Anoda popular person was Tamarapretty,she was d pearl of d village.She was one of dier best natural resources as men frm far and wide came for her.At a point,she was almost kidnapped by Sarrki's associate and... 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 10:22am On Oct 18, 2018 |
Close friend .Just lyk Sarkin,he was thin and tall.He almost was a replica of Sarkin only dat he robbed but didnt kill victims.Tamarapretty had a sister,her name was Rosay15,Rosy for short.Rosy was in a secret relationship wit D controversial NwaAmaikpe.Dey were once caught commitin burukutu at d back of a tree by SokoDobo d village storyteller.He promised to kip shut but everyone knws storytellers are not trusted wit story lines.Rosy was too yung for NwaAmaikpe and her fada lalasticlala d king's adviser was a sworn enemy of NwaAmaikpe.D only one who knew abt dier relationship was Tamarapretty her sista,now SokoDobo knws as well.NwaAmaikpe was beginin to gain followers,one was Chief Azubuike a transgender forbidden by d land.He tried to be everytin lyk his master apart frm d sexual part.Dere was also external attack frm villages lyk d facebookians and twitterians.At a point,NwaAmaikpe ran to d land of Twitter and d whole village assumed he switched allegiance and wasnt cumin back.He returned.... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 10:36am On Oct 18, 2018 |
He returned months later claimin dat he sneaked in to carryout some business and to spy on dem.Some believed,few were sceptical "Everyone knws NwaAmaikpe is a deceiver wit his clever words"said Mynd44,an elder as well.He was walkin all by himsef.Mynd44 was always knwn to speak to imsef.He lashed out at anyone who accused im of dis and always responded wit "D mind is a diffrent person entirely". Mynd was inlove wit Tamarapretty but she wud always turn down all his advances.He had seen her smilin sheepishly while discussin wit dat NwaAmaikpe. "Dis man is a fool,everyone in Nairaland knws am inlove wit Tamara now he is tryin to steal her.Just wait till I do sumtin to u".He said to his "mind".He stared at dem a little,in thot.Tamara noticed but only made it worse by whisperin into NwaAmaikpe's tiny ears.His ears were so small dat pipo claimed dat his ears was d reason for his stubborness.Mynd regained himsef snapped his fingers and changed his direction to d king's palace.He was goin to 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Village,nairaland by Wadewaltz(m): 10:47am On Oct 18, 2018 |
Go on na,dont wait ![]() |
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 10:55am On Oct 18, 2018 |
Wadewaltz:I will continue tmrw |
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 11:00am On Oct 18, 2018 |
frankfrancis871:Please help me to call pipo o,I nid more comments 1 Like |
Re: The Village,nairaland by MANNABBQGRILLS: 11:33am On Oct 18, 2018 |
We take a bow, you addressed us as a male?! We love that we are different sex to different people. That makes it more fun, cos we can chose to be who we want. Good writing skill for a starter, we see you excelling , after just a little brush up here and there and in words arrangement. Have fun with your 'interesting' village story. Stay blessed. (We dropped this to encourage you, for the future and now, hope it does! See ya!) 5 Likes |
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 11:36am On Oct 18, 2018 |
post=72195583:Tnk u sir 1 Like |
Re: The Village,nairaland by MANNABBQGRILLS: 11:43am On Oct 18, 2018 |
shreder:You are always welcome. Enjoy your day. |
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 11:59am On Oct 18, 2018 |
Wen he got to d King's court,E met IamAirforce1 and Explorer,d chief warriors.Explorer was breathin heavily while airforce was cool and languid as d wind.Dey were both men of few words but much action.Explorer for one was very violent,he doubles as well as an hunter,a good one.IamAirforce1 d village wrestlin champion,today he was uncharacteristically calm.Dere was dis sad gloom in his eye.King Seun was listenin wit rasp attention as Airforce spoke Airforce:Ur, highness who do we snd to d frontline now?,is it dat male shegoat,Chiefazubuike? or dis crazy man here who speaks to imsef? Mynd was angry but didnt want to risk gettin into a fight wit Airforce even If he was in a better mood.He did d wisest tin in dat situation,he snubbed im and faced d king,his only concern being here Mynd44:Ur highness,I hv a private issue wit u Airforce and explorer left witout bein asked,givin Mynd a snare King Seun:Mynd wat is it?? Mynd44:Ur highness,I suspect an infringement on ur divine ryt to rule,I see sab |
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 12:56pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
King Seun:Wat is it? Mynd44:Sir,NwaAmaikpe has crossed d line,he has.. King Seun:Go straight to d point Mynd44:Sir,he has organised a sect to kill u tmrw night King Seun:Wat ![]() Mynd44:Yes ur highness Mynd came up wit an idea,if Tamara is poor and sufferin she wud b forced into acceptin im.After all,he is richer dan NwaAmaikpe. Mynd44:Ur highness,Lalasticlala is also among.He is in support of it. King Seun:Wat ![]() Mynd sprang up den ran off.On his way he met SokoDobo SokoDobo:Mynd wat is d mata? Mynd44 ![]() SokoDobo:Ehen?,lemme me b goin dere Mynd44:Are u a warrior?,abeg I dont hv ur tym. He ran off while SokoDobo went to d King's Court. PART 2 AT THE KING'S COURT King Seun:Warriors,dis nyt,u will form two groups,one is to go to NwaAmaikpe's house,while d oda to Lalasticlala,kill dem both. Warriors:Yes Sir!! Dey all chorused apart frm SokoDobo....... |
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 1:18pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
While d warriors were chantin,SokoDobo ran to NwaAmaikpe's home.Dey didnt notice him althrough. SokoDobo:Nwa,d king wants ur head o NwaAmaikpe:Why?!,wat hv I done?,I didnt want to bed his wyf,she seduced me! SokoDobo:So u hv been sleepin wit his wyf?,anyway he wants to kill u,so u beta run Nwa:Tnks Soko,Am leavin now. SokoDobo escorted NwaAmaikpe to d vilage outskirt den bid him goodbye and returned home to join d warriors. D NXT DAY Explorer:My king,Lalasticlala was executed King Seun:Wat abt NwaAmaikpe?, Explorer:he escaped King Seun:Summon Mynd for me,He might knw where he is. Few minutes later,Mynd arrived King Seun:Mynd so u told me abt Nwa and also helped im escape?! Mynd44:No sir,why will I? King Seun:U dare ask ur king a question?!,Apart frm d warriors who were wit me althrough yday,u are d only one dat knew abt my plan Mynd44:Sir,let me explai.... King Seun:Explorerr!,kill dis xxxxx. Meanwhile at lalasticlala's house,Tamarapretty and Rose were both mournin dier fada Tamara ![]() |
Re: The Village,nairaland by SokoDobo: 1:25pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
Weldon shreder. All the best. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 1:41pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
SokoDobo:Tnk u sir,I appreciate |
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 9:35am On Oct 19, 2018 |
Tamarapretty:Rosy,amso full of grief,I cant allow my conscience to continue prickin me Rosy15:Wat is it?,am not in d mood for much drama Tamarapretty:I connived wit my frnds,Damselposh and Born2breed to seduce NwaAmaikpe to make im luk lyk a womanizer(sobbin),den I went on to spoil papa's mind abt im so he neva allows im to hv a relationship wit u talkless of marriage Rosy15:Wat?,u xxxxx,U,u did wat?(attacks her sista) Rosy has always been knwn to b a strong girl,she once beat up Ishilove,her elder for notin.Actually it was becus she saw her with NwaAmaikpe.She still hasnt grown less powerfulas,she pummelled her sista wit punches dat wud hv made Airforce1 and Explorer recruit her into d village warriors immediately.Tamarapretty slumped and fell breathless. Rosy15:Tamara?,Tamara!,wat hv I done?.She said placin two hands on her head and pacin arnd.She cudnt call d neighbours,Tamara's face was as bad as Deckline farm's product.Meanwhile SokoDobo was cumin to pay condolence to the,bereaved wen he heard...... 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Village,nairaland by Born2Breed(f): 10:02am On Oct 19, 2018 |
Lolz 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: The Village,nairaland by GOFRONT(m): 10:02am On Oct 19, 2018 |
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Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 10:29am On Oct 19, 2018 |
D screams.He was abt to run dere wen he met Italianwine d village poorest palmwine tapper also wit IamD18 and GOFRONT.IamD18 was a drunk,he was d best friend of italianwine and also his only customer.He neva seemed to pay up any debt he owed includin his frnd.GOFRONT was one of dose NwaAmaikpe's fanatics.He was a drunk as well.Currently,he was havin some land issues wit Gotv his broda. SokoDobo:Brodas,dere seemed to b heavy rainfall in late lalasticlala's compound IamD18:so dier fada just died and dey hv started MANIZIN arnd abi,I must hv my share oo,after all am d most handsome here. True to his words,he was very handsome. Italianwine:Before u hv ur share pay me d yams u promised me in exchange for a calabash of palmine,infact u two owe..... GOFRONT:Kip shut dere!,owe u wetin?!,hw?!,ur palmwine is as tasteless as Divepen bitterleaf soup and as small as Pinkberry backsyd SokoDobo:Shut up!,bamboo and monkeys,lets go!. Dey all ran to d house and met Rosy cryin close to d body GOFRONT:Wat is goin on.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Village,nairaland by Wadewaltz(m): 11:32am On Oct 19, 2018 |
Dis shud be on fp |
Re: The Village,nairaland by Wadewaltz(m): 11:34am On Oct 19, 2018 |
Luks lyk SokoDobo is now d,main character,an anti-hero |
Re: The Village,nairaland by GOFRONT(m): 11:36am On Oct 19, 2018 |
See this guy wan use laff kill me for this office......Never knew we have a playwright on the forum.. Nice concept!!! 1 Like 2 Shares
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Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 11:39am On Oct 19, 2018 |
GOFRONT:Lol,Tnks ![]() |
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 12:10pm On Oct 19, 2018 |
Here?,Rosy wat hpnd to ur sista?. SokoDobo ![]() Italianwine:Rosy why is dere blood on ur knuckles,u killed ur sista?!. Rosy15gave no response,maybe she thot it was a rhetorical question.Her head was poundin,she had d taste of copper in her mouth.She knew now she is all alone no love,no family.She was scared,confused she wanted sumtin to free her.She wanted an end.Dere was dis poisonous leaf her fada brought home b4 he was killed.He wanted to throw it away b4 Explorer came to call him abt d king's summon and he neva returned. IamD18:So Rosy u killed ur sista?,Abomination!,Nairaland must hear dis,d king must hear dis. Wit dat he ran out,repeatin d words over again.She was abt to grab d leaf wen GOFRONT held her hand and d oda hand landed on her face. It was just d beginnin of heavy slaps for her.IamD18 returned wit d youths.The youth leader,Donkinno was so angry,he seem to hv sumtin personal wit her.Donkino was a serial rapist.He had several tyms been acc.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 12:26pm On Oct 19, 2018 |
...used of rape.One day he met his match.Rosy15 was just cumin back frm sexuality section of Romance clan wen he met her.D road was deserted,He thot he cud hv his way untill three days later he found himsef on a mat in front of dat smellin dibia's house.Obviously,he lied dat he was attacked by and Sarrki.Den two days later he cam back to d dibia's house to spend two weeks.His accused attackers visited im and almost killed im.He had to run out of his hut naked to d dibia's hut.He was a distant relative of d king and for bein royal he cudnt be punished for any crime except Rocktation d dibia,d smellin eyes of d gods,passed a message frm d gods dat he shud be punished.He always had dat covered by sendin Yams,goat and oda gifts through PunfumonQ the dibia's servant to im.To his credit,since he became youthleader,d level of sanitation have been lyk no oda.Donkinnos fada,Cilicmarin tried to steal d throne frm d king wen he was alive.Today,dat same Rosy is at d tip of his clean fingers,he wud deal.... |
Re: The Village,nairaland by damselposh(f): 12:32pm On Oct 19, 2018 |
Hahahahaha Abeg Tamarapretty, come and see ooo, you connived with me lol. well done OP 1 Like |
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 12:33pm On Oct 19, 2018 |
damselposh:Tnks o,damsel |
Re: The Village,nairaland by Benteazaa(m): 3:55pm On Oct 19, 2018 |
I think am gonna like it here |
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 8:38am On Oct 20, 2018 |
Benteazaa:Sure u will |
Re: The Village,nairaland by AnonymousLee: 11:47am On Oct 20, 2018 |
Lalasticlala Mynd44 Seun Please kindly encourage this man.. This is front page worthy as it portrays nairaland as a family.. |
Re: The Village,nairaland by shreder(m): 11:55am On Oct 20, 2018 |
AnonymousLee:Tnk u sir |
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