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How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Nobody: 10:59am On Oct 26, 2018 |
I invited a girl over to my house. We have been dating for over 5 months now but I haven't tasted the honey pit yet. So she came over and before then we have been chatting dirty on Whatsapp all day long. She came over sha and after watching movies and the refreshments, we got frisky and kissed and smooched and when I was about to open her door she said no. I was like its like this girl is playing hard to get. I used all my lines to persuade her, tried to beg her and even tried to sweet talk her. But my guy e no work o. As I was trying to enter by force I realized that if I went in like this, I might rape this girl.. I left her on the bed and went to the bathroom and quietly jerked off. She was even surprised to see my dick flaccid but she didn't say it. .guys masturbation is good but too much of it isn't. Its better to jerk off than to rape a girl or pay good Money to prostitute. Instead of paying 10k, why not buy data of #500, buy data and watch some good porn? Guys, give yourselves brain There was also a time konji held me, I wanted to go to a brothel to release, on getting there I was like why am I doing this? I went home, put my phone on xvideos and released my self. I slept like a baby 74 Likes 8 Shares
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Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by TheOdd1sOut: 11:03am On Oct 26, 2018 |
here2fuk:true talk 61 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Fuck: 11:04am On Oct 26, 2018 |
Okay. GCOF - Grand commander of the order of fappers. 3 Likes |
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by benzene00: 11:05am On Oct 26, 2018 |
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Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Nobody: 11:06am On Oct 26, 2018 |
Lol it's actually better, I think masturbation is not bad esp when in moderation 11 Likes |
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by CreepyBlackpool: 11:08am On Oct 26, 2018 |
Nice one brother
*applause* I hereby nominate you for self-servicer of the year 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by MyVILLAGEpeople(m): 11:09am On Oct 26, 2018 |
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Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Nobody: 11:13am On Oct 26, 2018 |
MyVILLAGEpeople:my nigga 16 Likes 1 Share
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Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Nobody: 11:14am On Oct 26, 2018 |
LukeSkywalker78:see your life? Them fit ban you 1 Like |
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by MyVILLAGEpeople(m): 11:15am On Oct 26, 2018 |
here2fuk: Nasoo |
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Nobody: 11:19am On Oct 26, 2018 |
MyVILLAGEpeople:you know any other site like xvideos |
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by MyVILLAGEpeople(m): 11:22am On Oct 26, 2018 |
here2fuk: x videos dey give me anything I want na. I hardly use other sites. especially those big black ass videos |
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Nobody: 11:24am On Oct 26, 2018 |
MyVILLAGEpeople:their names |
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by NOC1(m): 11:26am On Oct 26, 2018 |
benzene00: Is it not better you jerk off in peace than been accused of rape. Whatever that will make you stay away from crime do it. Age got nothing to do with masturbation I have seen an adult jerking off before. 1 Like |
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Nobody: 11:27am On Oct 26, 2018 |
NOC1:tell am o |
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by MyVILLAGEpeople(m): 11:28am On Oct 26, 2018 |
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Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by IamPlato(m): 11:29am On Oct 26, 2018 |
... Hope You Know That All Of Us In Here Are going To Hell Tomorrow 3 Likes |
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Nobody: 11:31am On Oct 26, 2018 |
MyVILLAGEpeople:screenshot am abeg |
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Nobody: 11:31am On Oct 26, 2018 |
IamPlato: |
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by MyVILLAGEpeople(m): 11:36am On Oct 26, 2018 |
here2fuk:bro don't have enough data for that besides check it out na. am damn serious. That is what I watch, anytime I feel like watching porn |
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Nobody: 11:45am On Oct 26, 2018 |
MyVILLAGEpeople:issokay |
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by TheOdd1sOut: 11:50am On Oct 26, 2018 |
LukeSkywalker78:guy you no day fear ban |
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by Donmedrac: 11:51am On Oct 26, 2018 |
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Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by MyVILLAGEpeople(m): 11:55am On Oct 26, 2018 |
Donmedrac: Chereokeedass na the main murderer She's the queen of dem all |
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by MyVILLAGEpeople(m): 11:57am On Oct 26, 2018 |
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by TheOdd1sOut: 11:59am On Oct 26, 2018 |
MyVILLAGEpeople:chei. Victoria cakes |
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by frizzy092(m): 11:59am On Oct 26, 2018 |
I LOve this thread. 1 Like |
Re: How Masturbation Saved My Ass Yesterday by MyVILLAGEpeople(m): 12:03pm On Oct 26, 2018 |
TheOdd1sOut: Bro chereokeedass has A1 when it comes to cowgirl style. Watch their videos and contrast. The way that her ass dey bounce on diccks na dye 1 Like 1 Share |
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