Satan made a proposal to me several years ago, and it was a contractual offer of sixty million dollars reviewed upwards to a hundred and twenty million dollars for me to disobey God and not to publish the word of his kingdom to his creation. It was vintage Satan as he didn't come in his own form but in the form of someone very familiar, even a relative of mine. Also he didn't state it directly, but in a typically cunning way as he did to the woman in the beginning. But being a product of the words of his kingdom myself, i was able to sense something fishy going on, with respect to the condition attached to the offer. Hence i asked for the pen, and when it was given to me, i used it to destroyed the paper of the contract offer with a kind of anger i've rarely seen me display, as if i felt really insulted by the idea that there was a chance that i could have even contemplated it, needless say accepting such an offer.

jesusjnr:
Satan made a proposal to me several years ago, and it was a contractual offer of sixty million dollars reviewed upwards to a hundred and twenty million dollars for me to disobey God and not to publish the word of his kingdom to his creation. It was vintage Satan as he didn't come in his own form but in the form of someone very familiar, even a relative of mine. Also he didn't state it directly, but in a typically cunning way as he did to the woman in the beginning. But being a product of the words of his kingdom myself, i was able to sense something fishy going on, with respect to the condition attached to the offer. Hence i asked for the pen, and when it was given to me, i used it to destroyed the paper of the contract offer with a kind of anger i've rarely seen me display, as if i felt really insulted by the idea that there was a chance that i could have even contemplated it, needless say accepting such an offer.

Abeg do you still have this Satan guy's number?

It's seemed that it was a strategy that had usually worked for him with respect to the present day church leaders who have shown themselves to be very covetous, but if that be the case then he really underestimated the capacity of the word of the kingdom of God, which Jesus brought to man to observe, so as to make him rocksolid as the himself, whom satan found impossible to breach regardless of whichever form or manner he came. So even though i didn't know exactly what was going on, i was able detect that it was targeting my obedience of the words of God's kingdom, which was my everything and my greatest treasure, and hence the fitting unleashing of my fury against that idea, as if to say you can have anything else, but that? Never! And that was when that old serpent, Satan, the devil showed up as himself, without the mask, seeing that his plot had bitten the dust after being outsmarted, having nothing to lose with so much fury, perhaps even more than mine beforehand, gliding towards me.

And it was then i was fully able to grasp the gravity of what just transpired, and who's the mastermind behind that idea. And i was able to see what it meant to Satan that i'd turned down his proposal of $120,000,000 for me to disobey God and not preach the word of his kingdom to men. So i'm already fully aware of how jittery and furious satan is with respect to what i do, hence it doesn't surprise me when this same extent of fury is vented indirectly through men, that is, those who work for him knowingly or unknowingly. But my confidence comes from the words of Jesus which i observe, which makes me solid as a rock that all that the gates of hell could possibly muster ain't gonna be able to prevail against me. So it's not just an imaginary or unsubstantiated confidence that's based on going to church or knowing some church leaders, or even having anointing oil that they've prayed for, but for real, as the real Satan is truly a powerless power where i am, because i don't only hear but i do what Jesus says.

LoL, so you with your access to so called divine wisdom could not create a contract that made him unable to enforce his condition? LMFAO! Na wa for this una divine access.

jesusjnr:
Satan made a proposal to me several years ago, and it was a contractual offer of sixty million dollars reviewed upwards to a hundred and twenty million dollars for me to disobey God and not to publish the word of his kingdom to his creation. It was vintage Satan as he didn't come in his own form but in the form of someone very familiar, even a relative of mine. Also he didn't state it directly, but in a typically cunning way as he did to the woman in the beginning. But being a product of the words of his kingdom myself, i was able to sense something fishy going on, with respect to the condition attached to the offer. Hence i asked for the pen, and when it was given to me, i used it to destroyed the paper of the contract offer with a kind of anger i've rarely seen me display, as if i felt really insulted by the idea that there was a chance that i could have even contemplated it, needless say accepting such an offer.

So i've come to understand why once the Word of the Kingdom was sown by Jesus in someone's heart, Satan swiftly comes and takes it away before the person's able to grasp it, because the worst thing that could happen to Satan and all that he's about, is for someone to keep those words, for that would make the person to become like Jesus. And Jesus represents the single greatest instance of the destruction of his works, hence Satan would rather have any other thing than another Jesus. That's why he's against the sowing of those very words as it creates the opportunity for that to happen with those who hear it. So i know Satan would do anything not to have those words published, which is the reason he made me that proposal to stop me from diseminating the words of the kingdom of God to mankind, hence i thought to return the favor and make him an offer of my own for him to consider if he truly wants me to stop that which i do, and it goes thus like this:

MY PROPOSAL TO SATAN

Repent and ask God for forgiveness, and if God confirms your repentance to me as genuine, i would immediately to put an end to my spreading of the word of his Kingdom to men: However if by any chance you ever return to your old devilish ways, then you would have breached the terms of this contract, which would automatically render it null and void. Meaning that as a result i would be completely free to return to my former ways, prior to entering into that agreement with you, of preaching the gospel of the kingdom to all of humanity. So over to you Satan! Deal or no deal?

soberdrunk:




Abeg do you still have this Satan guy's number?

It's obvious why you seek his number. You are after the proposal he made to me, but there was someone like you also there with me who asked satan to make him the same offer he made to me, but satan didn't even give him any attention as though he wasn't there. So sorry for it seems such a proposal is not meant for just anybody but only those who Satan considers to worth it. But if you yet desire to get it, you can ask some of his agents who are very active on this section to give it to you.

It's like you didn't receive my offer, for up till now, i havn't gotten any feedback from you. Or are you still thinking about it?

What happened now Satan, or did you travel or something? You know the offer is not going to on the table forever!

Knock! Knock!! Satan or any devil home?

I am very patient but know you don't have forever

Satan answer now or forever hold your peace

Satan you devil, you are really getting on my nerves by not responding to my offer.

Satan, repent otherwise...

Satan, umm. You are seriously testing my patience oh!

It seems you thought you were the only one that could make offers to someone!

Satan! Satan!! Satan!!! How many times did I call you? Hmm!

Sixty million dollars... If you must lie, at least lie with sense!

So Satan get number

Ranchhoddas:
Sixty million dollars...
If you must lie, at least lie with sense!

Point of correction: One hundred and twenty million dollars! At least if you want to accuse me of lying, you should be able to first ensure you get the details right, otherwise you would be accusing me falsely of lying already!

jesusjnr:
Point of correction: One hundred and twenty million dollars! At least if you want to accuse me of lying, you should be able to first ensure you get the details right, otherwise you would be accusing me falsely of lying already!

Abeg go sit down!

Sixty million reviewed upwards to...

Is that not what you wrote?

jesusjnr:
Point of correction: One hundred and twenty million dollars! At least if you want to accuse me of lying, you should be able to first ensure you get the details right, otherwise you would be accusing me falsely of lying already!

Sixty million dollars reviewed upwards to...
Is that not what you wrote?

Ranchhoddas:
Abeg go sit down!

Sixty million reviewed upwards to...

Is that not what you wrote?

I'm already sitting down but I turned down one hundred and twenty million dollars, and not sixty million for real, but I don't need you to believe for those who truly matter know this was true. Or what do think would give me the audacity to be mocking Satan, do you know who Satan is? Except one has enough spiritual backing I no go advice anyone to try this oh, because Satan go teach that person serious lesson.

But he's powerless where I am, because of such ability I have, and you know he offered even far more to my master Jesus, even all the kingdoms of the world for Jesus to bow down and worship him, something that most people would died for or do anything to get, but do you know what Jesus did to that same thing that most people would die for, he rubbished it. So something that would seem like heaven and earth to every other person could be trashed by someone, or don't you know this?

Satan you can see what you've now caused. Now people have now come and be accusing me of lying against you and you come and come and be keeping quiet? If I catch you eh all the anger of the false accusations because of you I go unleash am on your devilish head! You get mind to make proposal to me make i no preach the Word of the Kingdom of God, you no even fear? OK now! Shey we go still dey here together? Nonsense!

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Satan OK I get it now, you're very busy seeking for human beings to deceive.

But then you have other people working for you that you can delegate to handle your other affairs, like the Queen of the Coast, I guess?

Send her to me now or is she also very busy as you are?

Or maybe she's very scared of me, for if her own master dreads the very sight of me, then who is she?

So if not let her come for I'm waiting for her!

Satan for one millionth to the last time, Deal Or No Deal?

Satan is number on my most wanted list!

He who doesn't let man sleep, shouldn't expect to sleep himself!

Please has anyone found the devil? If yes, please contact me on this thread!

Satan, na me jesusjnr dey call you, hello, hello, hello...oh no he hung up on me. What! Ok i know what to do!