1. The blamers:
These set of people are specially made! They are some special kinda saints. They blame their inability to feed their families on employers, politicians.

‘The Governor didn’t pay our arrears, do you want me to go and steal?’

So they scream at their wives and children. It was never their fault they chose to rely on certificates, No! Their mates who are billionaires today are probably with 2 heads. Trust me, these papas will blame their torn shirts on Buhari.

2. The past-dwellers:
‘While I was your age, I had no one to send me to school’

‘As a student, I ate Amala with palm oil, but you want to drain my pocket with MR. Biggs’

So they yell whenever their children ask for pocket money. Isn’t it shameful, a child you brought to this world, to deny him/her at every given chance? These sets of dad are the locals who never realized they are failures for giving their children the exact kinda life their own parents gave. The life they lived, they should never give their children, what a shame!

3. The IDGAF crew
These ones don’t care if the child is not up and doing, of a fact, it is a prayer come through; once the child makes 2 failing attempts at an exam, the next thing is:

‘Tell me the trade you want to learn, your star doesn’t support education’

They are already scared of paying 140k as tuition, they are so short-sighted. They can’t see the bigger picture, obviously, one child cannot kill his/her father. They play lotto with futures, even the bright ones.

4. Father of all nations:
These set are hypocrites, they are like birds which raise families everywhere they go. Mostly they are travelers due to their jobs and hence use every relocation to spring up another family. These set are usually very good at it such that not each one of the individual mothers and children will have an understanding they have numerous step mothers, brothers and sisters until the demise of the Olori Oko!

5. The lotto ambassadors:
These ones are usually with one single dress as they’d rather bet their last cash rather than add one more dress to their wardrobe. This single shirt they have is probably rolled up from their bum-bums up the back of their necks; truly they don’t give a shyte. You will always see them nap and perm some imaginary numbers to enrich the pockets of their Korean masters.


The hypocrisy of these set is second to none, they are non-advisable, neither are they opened to ideas. The story of a man who won 100 million naira 12 years ago is the testimony keeping them going; sad enough, they will never win 10,000 naira until grave calls!


Source:
https://naijacomet.com/2018/11/02/5-categories-of-worst-performing-dads/

chaii....I just waste my little mb on this trash

The Dads that supports Buhari

Please eeh, what did you smoke before you came up with this trash

Break it down

Nanxix

....

Y made little sense

Ok

xxx10467:

Bro how you take dey make money from this thing you no dey give up o

I want my kids to be proud of me

K

Dem plenty die

You forgot the dictator

sirbanky77:
chaii....I just waste my little mb on this trash

how is this trash.

don't we have fathers that behave in the manners listed above.

Lol

Wiz kid- IDGAF crew aka dead beat
Tu- face- Father of all nation
Wiz kid- Blamers
Davido- Past dwellers
Timaya- lotto ambassador crew.

Okay

daewoorazer:
1. The blamers:
These set of people are specially made! They are some special kinda saints. They blame their inability to feed their families on employers, politicians.

‘The Governor didn’t pay our arrears, do you want me to go and steal?’

So they scream at their wives and children. It was never their fault they chose to rely on certificates, No! Their mates who are billionaires today are probably with 2 heads. Trust me, these papas will blame their torn shirts on Buhari.

2. The past-dwellers:
‘While I was your age, I had no one to send me to school’

‘As a student, I ate Amala with palm oil, but you want to drain my pocket with MR. Biggs’

So they yell whenever their children ask for pocket money. Isn’t it shameful, a child you brought to this world, to deny him/her at every given chance? These sets of dad are the locals who never realized they are failures for giving their children the exact kinda life their own parents gave. The life they lived, they should never give their children, what a shame!

3. The IDGAF crew
These ones don’t care if the child is not up and doing, of a fact, it is a prayer come through; once the child makes 2 failing attempts at an exam, the next thing is:

‘Tell me the trade you want to learn, your star doesn’t support education’

They are already scared of paying 140k as tuition, they are so short-sighted. They can’t see the bigger picture, obviously, one child cannot kill his/her father. They play lotto with futures, even the bright ones.

4. Father of all nations:
These set are hypocrites, they are like birds which raise families everywhere they go. Mostly they are travelers due to their jobs and hence use every relocation to spring up another family. These set are usually very good at it such that not each one of the individual mothers and children will have an understanding they have numerous step mothers, brothers and sisters until the demise of the Olori Oko!

5. The lotto ambassadors:
These ones are usually with one single dress as they’d rather bet their last cash rather than add one more dress to their wardrobe. This single shirt they have is probably rolled up from their bum-bums up the back of their necks; truly they don’t give a shyte. You will always see them nap and perm some imaginary numbers to enrich the pockets of their Korean masters.


The hypocrisy of these set is second to none, they are non-advisable, neither are they opened to ideas. The story of a man who won 100 million naira 12 years ago is the testimony keeping them going; sad enough, they will never win 10,000 naira until grave calls!


Source:
https://naijacomet.com/2018/11/02/5-categories-of-worst-performing-dads/

no5

dykedarlyn:
Please eeh, what did you smoke before you came up with this trash

How trashy??

No 2 made no sense at all. I know a dad back then who rides bike in Oshodi, and he trained a son in the University with the proceeds from riding bike daily. If you are a son to such dad, do you expect him to provide you money for Mr biggs and all shenanigans because you want to belong.??Our problems as youths is trying to belong where you don't fit in.,living a fake life when you know the type of home you come from.
Still grateful to my dad who taught me how to be independent,i never had uncles or aunties to run to to bail me out when I was in school years ago and needed cash. Did menail jobs, pon pon ( carry cement for head)
Digging foundations for building and all, with my Vaseline in my bag, so after work for the day, I will rub it thoroughly to avoid my skin looking white so people will Not detect what I just did.
How do they say it again, Cut your cloth according to your material abi something like that

I am not sure the OP is even a father yet...

Trash..No father deserve to be in that category , if you know what an average father do to feed and provide for his immediate family, you won’t be saying this nuisance

Cool write up!!!

what of the pedophilic father's... the drunk father's dat lay with their daughters....

While you made some key points, I believe Fathers are underrated in our society.

Cindy95:
what of the pedophilic father's... the drunk father's dat lay with their daughters....

Such are fathers from hell, their performance is too bad to be mentioned by the OP. I hope you never had such dad though