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Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 5:40am On Nov 14, 2018 |
Na wow oh! I go report this bloody devil to God oh! How could he just be keeping me hanging like this? |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 6:10am On Nov 15, 2018 |
It feels good to stronger than the devil. If Satan feels otherwise then let him show up! |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 6:31am On Nov 15, 2018 |
Can someone lock this guy up somewhere so He does not become a problem to the society ? Satan is the son of Lucifer and Earth is their assigned construct. They run this place as well as all Religions, even the word 'God' was coined by them. There is a pervading intelligence that is precursor of Life, if this intelligence is what you refer to as God, then by all means the intelligence runs through Lucider and his son too. We are in this together. Leave the Gods to handle their affairs. And focus on your little survival problems. |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 6:08am On Nov 16, 2018 |
The foolishness of those who Satan makes to think that they are wise! Well I'm not looking for such foolish humans who Satan has deceived thus, but actually looking for the real wise Satan himself! Yes you heard it from me Satan's very wise because he knows the truth but won't dare let foolish men as such to know the truth as well! |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 6:22am On Nov 17, 2018 |
I want the real Satan to stand up! |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 5:36pm On Nov 17, 2018 |
Satan hiding again, when he supposed to be showing up! |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 9:08am On Nov 18, 2018 |
Satan should be on his knees thanking me for coming up with such an ingenious proposal! |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 3:11pm On Nov 19, 2018 |
Satan I thought you were very wise, see window of opportunity for your story to change and you are not grabbing it with both hands! |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 6:09am On Nov 20, 2018 |
Now wa oh! I never see Satan dey run like this before. |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by lagoslandlord(m): 10:52am On Nov 20, 2018 |
Seriously you need to hospitalized, preferably Yaba, Psychiatric hospital, you need a little doze of reality.. don't fight o, I know you will.. lol jesusjnr: 1 Like |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 11:14am On Nov 20, 2018 |
lagoslandlord:People like you called both Jesus and John the baptist mad men, so do not be afraid for it is allowed. ![]() |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 5:51am On Nov 21, 2018 |
Satan and hiding things! |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 9:32pm On Nov 21, 2018 |
Even when someone has not yet told Satan to get behind him, Satan is already on his heels! |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 6:54am On Nov 22, 2018 |
Satan am I that scary that you dread the sight of me? |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 1:23pm On Nov 22, 2018 |
Satan oya come here. Give me that my koboko. Oya lie on the floor. so where were you all the period that i looking for you, eh! Oya you go hide again? You go hide again? |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 10:31am On Nov 23, 2018 |
The master of hiding. If it's steal, kill and destroy now, na there den go always find you. What nonsense! |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by MrPresident1: 11:42am On Nov 23, 2018 |
jesusjnr: Where did you see satan, does he have horns like we see in the depictions? |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 1:57pm On Nov 23, 2018 |
In a dream but then when he appeared I knew it was more than a dream, and that was just one of several occasions of such. And don't believe those most of those depictions for he is not much different from the image of a human being, as you know they were also made in God's image as man was, with the only difference being that they are spirit beings and not flesh. But he is usually doesn't come alone but with another who I perceive to be death! |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 7:01am On Nov 24, 2018 |
If that's actually what you want, I go soon take am back! |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 7:52am On Nov 25, 2018 |
I don't tire to dey wait for you Satan. E be like say you no gba dun my offer and repent from your wickedness |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 6:15am On Nov 26, 2018 |
Last chance for the devil to show up, for if he doesn't I'm taking this proposal off the table, for I can't keep waiting forever as I have more important things to do. So over to you Satan? |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 10:42am On Nov 27, 2018 |
That's it Satan, the proposal is off the table! |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 1:33pm On Nov 27, 2018 |
Deal is off the table! |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 1:04pm On Nov 28, 2018 |
So since I'm no longer looking for you Satan, I can fully concentrate on destroying your works. ![]() |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 8:24am On Nov 29, 2018 |
No more proposal for you! |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 7:52am On Nov 30, 2018 |
The destruction of satan's works continues unabated! |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 9:27am On Dec 01, 2018 |
You can still show up if you want but no more proposal for you. |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by luvmijeje(f): 9:37am On Dec 01, 2018 |
Hmmmm...... 60 million dollars not naira o!!! What kind of work is your relative doing? |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 10:28am On Dec 01, 2018 |
How can you be offered just 60 million USD instead of 60 billion cos you are so important for the Kingdom? What you do not know is that Jehovah works for Satan. You think you are worshipping the Almighty but you are worshipping Satan's archetype. Yahweh and Jehovah and even Allah with Archetype Ishtar are all Solid State entities associated with Satan and his father Lucifer. Some of you refuse to research on the nature of the alien Homo Capensis that you worship and their Anunnaki collaborators. They are our ancestors. Their DNA is found in us. They are not Almighty God, Jehovah lied. Stop making yourself look silly 1 Like |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 10:30am On Dec 01, 2018 |
luvmijeje:It's actually 120 million to be exact, but that's probably nothing compared to Jesus whom he offered the whole world and all of it's kingdoms to in exchange for a similar thing, loyalty to him. I wasn't really happy that he underestimated me to that extent despite knowing It's supposed to be like Master like disciple, so he was supposed to offer me the same thing or at least something close. But then I realized that he'd already lost what he offered to Jesus via his death, so he couldn't offer that but what he yet had, "Money". |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 10:47am On Dec 01, 2018 |
humandroid:Satan's agent, how market? Have we met before. I know your master should have already told mucb you about me. Hope you guys are getting ready because I'm only just warming up, you know testing my sharpened weapons, to see how lethal it's gonna be on your master's works. |
Re: My Proposal To Satan: Deal Off! by Nobody: 11:03am On Dec 01, 2018 |
jesusjnr: The only weapon needed is Truth and I mean factual Truth that is backed up by Science. So, I am not here to fight you but I am here to enlighten you on your weaknesses. The Bible said that this world is under the influence of 'THE WICKED ONE" and that was Enlil who referred to Enki as a wicked one. So in essence Enki owns this prime real estate. Again the Bible stated that Satan was thrown alongside his angels to Earth, which again proves that this construct belongs to Satan. My question to you is; what are you doing in Satan's Real Estate if you are not his prisoner ? In fact let us go back to the Bible and proof to you that you have been lied to: Name two murders committed by Satan or his father Lucifer and I will mention the countless wars commissioned by Jehovah, commanding Israelites to kill all philistines. Jehovah took human sacrifices, animal sacrifices and wage wars, commanded plagues and killed tens of thousands. None of these wars were commanded by Enki. But the only crimes they accuse Enki was ..giving Eve apple to chop and open eyes of man to the knowledge of the Gods. In fact the war in heaven was waged because Lucifer was accused of being too close to man and sharing the cosmic secrets with humanity. So Lucifer has always been the one who loved humanity. The real bad guys are the ones who killed thousands upon thousands and declare plagues on people. Kill innocent babies for sacrifice and wanted man to remain slaves. Read the Bible with sane brain and you will know who is wicked. I hold no forte for Satan, Lucifer or Jehovah etc, they have their businesses and I have mine. I am a sovereign and free agent in the universe now and I can form alliance with any God or Angels to get what I want so call me agent of Devil or God or what ever. I stand by Truth and if your God does something wrong I will point it out and if Satan does something wrong I will also point it out. You are a slave that needs to free yourself . 1 Like |
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