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| Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:15am On Dec 03, 2018 |
Monday morning set out 6am, heading to illupeju out early to ensure I don't get stuck in traffic. Getting to ogba, met a familiar face, you going to work? Hop in. Dropped him off toyin street ikeja... turned under ikeja bridge road is clear not too much traffic doing 120km/hr wishing lagos roads could always be this free.  www.nairaland.com/attachments/8253002_img201811151530144_jpeg557febb9a6552c3ec30ca560ad4a8a40 Looked at my rear view mirrors, no cars behind me but peripheral vision on the right notices something crawling on the front passenger seat  I turn my head to confirm.......... Omo! My liver fail me o  it was a matured cockroach and he just disappeared somewhere inside the front passenger seat. I'm in panic mode reflex action already ensured car is no longer receiving any acceleration  looking for a good spot to park... www.nairaland.com/attachments/8252935_img201812030649489_jpegf7592c91995fa9c55c5622c27f52cce1 I thank God for the layby on the left, I park like a danfo driver trying to hustle passengers at the bustop came down from the car, then my 2nd sense told me it's monday morning, no let them use you make money so I went back in, turned turned on my hazard lights and stood by the car.  www.nairaland.com/attachments/8252939_img201812030649456_jpeg942229f1281d21759afa237cccdde0e4 Well your guess is as good as mine, this journey will not continue until I see the lifeless body of that roach outside of my vehicle. I summon courage open the front passenger door and the hunt begins. This roach take me play, always changing position. I was just wishing I had a Baygon by my side so I could nuke the bastard but last last he made a technical blunder by diving under the rear center footmat for cover.... this was the chance I had been looking for... you know that saying "killing a fly with a sledge hammer" this one was one of those moments, but sadly all I had were my rubber slippers but continuous rpms were applied to achieve a better result  .  I raised the floor mat and there he was off to meet his maker... at this point I asked my self was he dropped in the car by the brother I picked up by the road could this be one of my village people? Any way threw him out of the cold asphalt, his body already engulfed in uncontrollable spasms. www.nairaland.com/attachments/8252936_img201812030649295_jpege88d5d2d453048d8426e2727ced45f8b I drive off, but much slower and more vigilant thinking to my self could this be an invasion? Are there more? true story Morning people, drive safe. www.nairaland.com/attachments/8252934_img201812030649386_jpeg89c8b2d2214e32ab2e32c41956124396 www.nairaland.com/attachments/8252933_img201812030649349_jpeg226aeda3ae1795336ed38c682bc86157 14 Likes |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by kingreign(m): 8:18am On Dec 03, 2018 |
FTC I don book space |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by CarGuideNG: 8:23am On Dec 03, 2018 |
| May we not be set upon by cockroaches but prosper this new week. www.nairaland.com/attachments/8259633_20181204074426_jpeg0f9ad7667952a057c56d92bac45c026d 7 Likes |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by Bondage(f): 8:24am On Dec 03, 2018 |
LMAO.... Your lucky it was not the flying type 11 Likes |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by diportivo: 8:24am On Dec 03, 2018 |
things that mighty men fear 15 Likes
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| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by temitimx19(m): 8:25am On Dec 03, 2018 |
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| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:26am On Dec 03, 2018 |
diportivo: Forget that one o! If you want to disposes me of any earthly belonging, just show me flying roach and it's urs 15 Likes |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by Olalan(m): 8:30am On Dec 03, 2018 |
Doing 190 on Nigerian roads seems like a suicide mission........ 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:33am On Dec 03, 2018 |
Olalan: Uncle calm down that is called carbon cleaning and not done today. 4 Likes |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by obekediamondfuto(m): 8:47am On Dec 03, 2018 |
Bondage: flying roach? wickedest.... that is direct accident......... imagine it flying and perching on ur nose! *shivers* 5 Likes |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by thorpido(m): 8:48am On Dec 03, 2018 |
Lol,I probably would have ignored the cockroach until I reach my destination but you are like my brother,he won't rest until he sees the end of the roach. 2 Likes |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by DuchessLily(f): 8:53am On Dec 03, 2018 |
Lol. . fear fear That car has not received the anointing of GREENLEAF. 7 Likes |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by Nobody: 10:19am On Dec 03, 2018 |
So you dey fear cockroach like me? 2 Likes |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by dasphinx1(m): 10:43am On Dec 03, 2018 |
So we plenty wey no de use eye see roaches till we kpuff am? LMAO!! 2 Likes |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by johnabraham: 11:29am On Dec 03, 2018 |
but oga gazzuzz, wey thing you dey go to early morning for ilupeju......  2 Likes |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by HeavenlyBang(m): 11:58am On Dec 03, 2018 |
| Roaches and I are no bueno. Imagine driving and the thing flies into your face, ffs 1 Like |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by GAZZUZZ(m): 11:59am On Dec 03, 2018 |
johnabraham: Monday morning hustle..... 1 Like |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by Matete4Life(m): 12:02pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ, just make an ebook on this your experience. It will sell like black market fuel in December. Nice one brother! 2 Likes |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by TPound(m): 12:33pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
Everyone talking about gazzuzz smashing a roach to death... The most important question to ask is... What the hell are you doing with a Nissan!!! 46 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by 9icetoo(m): 1:57pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
TPound: 13 Likes
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| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by johnabraham: 2:07pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by nwizu042: 3:05pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ: Point noted... Drawing out my plan  2 Likes |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by deedee44: 3:59pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ:Oh! What a relief to read this, I used to think I was the only one afraid of those flying cockroaches 4 Likes |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by arantess: 5:20pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
Thank God it's just cockroach, a friend was attacked by a snake while driving, it curled round her wheel and raised it head. She was with her sister and new born baby in the vehicle, of course it ended in a crash by the road side but soldiers passing by intervened and killed the snake. |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by Nobody: 5:47pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
TPound: Gazzuzz Come and answer o 11 Likes
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| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by Nobody: 5:58pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
TPound:Easily the most insightful comment. 12 Likes |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by oblo(m): 7:24pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
... Booked |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by nakoks(m): 9:53pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
TPound: Is that 120km/h on that speedometer?All these contraptions you are using to cover such speed.Kontinu,Na so u carry one kite travel go east one time come dey race like bat out of hell. 2 Likes |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by Nobody: 11:11pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
Oya, TheBigKendo come and talk your own for this Mata. ********************************* I have a standard Mortien in my car trunk. Whenever I parked my jalopy in an environment that would attract such creatures, I usually invite them into the car for their last supper. First, I open the trunk and take my WMD, spray the trunk, open the back door, spray beneath the driver's seat, close door, open the other back door, spray another beneath Passenger front seat. Wait for 3 - 5 minutes, before zooming off with window glass down and when the effect of the WMD spray is gone, put on the A/C with windows up. 3 Likes |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by Nobody: 11:23pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
TPound: If you follow him here and pay close attention, you would have observed that he has a Nissan. If he advise you not to buy it, he might be advising you from a professional viewpoint but that doesn't stop you from buying a Nissan. Corolla has a reputation safety wise in Nigeria and in some cases he advise people to stay away from Corolla for security reasons but that doesn't stop the selling and buying of Corolla on Nairaland or Nigeria in general. So if he suggest that you should not buy a particular brand, what you need to do is ask questions to have a clear understanding of the message he his trying to get across to you. Remember, he only ADVICE, final DECISION is for you to take. 4 Likes |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by kolnel: 4:14am On Dec 04, 2018 |
TPound: Mechanics from time immemorial are synonymous with bad troublesome cars I think they use it to hone their skills after buying off cheap from a frustrated clientele 4 Likes |
| Re: Mature Cockroach @ 120km/hr by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:31am On Dec 04, 2018 |
Most of you who follow me must have seen this advert. https://www.nairaland.com/4721086/2011-nissan-sunny-81000km-49000miles I was getting horrible offers. Finally got something reasonable and on the D day for payment he absconded. I drove the car a couple of times and we bonded. I gave one young man on this forum to use it for uber, and on the 2nd week this happened while he was driving https://www.nairaland.com/4813902/nissan-sunny-2007-2010-p2122-p2127 I guess she was passing a message that it should be just us. So I agreed and she's been by daily driver and travel companion ever since. Side note. This nissan is not made in the USA. I still believe the nissan rogue is a rogue, and the nissan altima, maxima and murano are designed by the devil himself 6 Likes 1 Share |
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