Asemark!!!
This is a new dimension in story writing
I mean a new twisting style
We are following you bumper to bumper
Let the interview begins, I am interested in Kelvin and Daniel interview
Sweet popcorn for you dear

Bennyvee29:
pls what's this

this is not part of the original story pls bear with me

Deckline:
This Op is confused!!

am not bruh

Adesina12:
Asemark!!! This is a new dimension in story writing I mean a new twisting style We are following you bumper to bumper Let the interview begins, I am interested in Kelvin and Daniel interview Sweet popcorn for you dear

thanks 4 understanding

mbok, am waiting oh

Am still waiting, no confusion at all

Special episode 2
seven minutes and non of the guys were back. I snap my finger to make any sound coming from the toilet, audible to me.
Felix: I've also searched everywhere and I can't find any escape route. No window, no vents, nothing.
Edwin: This creator guy is really good. I thought he might at least put a window or something.
Kelvin: There has to be a way out of here...
Me: (snaps finger and they all appear back on their seats) So, you guys can cooperate with each other to find an escape route but you can't cooperate with me to do the interview? That's really bad.
Daniel: I think CasperJnr is right. All our lives he had let us do whatever we wanted without any disturbance from him. I think we should atleast cooperate with him this time. He and the readers deserve it or don't you guys think so?
Edwin: Well, I agree with you, Daniel. Okay! No more funny business from me.
Felix: Same with me.
Clement: I pledge my cooperation.
Kelvin: Let's just get this over with.
Paul: Okay! Let's do this.
Me: Awwn, you guys now wanna do the interview after you have found there isn't any means of escaping? I'm touched by your sudden cooperation (note the sarcasm). Just know that there isn't gonna be any more bathroom break for anyone. Now that we're all on the same side, let me explain how this interview will hold.
A question will be asked to one, two or all of you and you're expected to answer TRUTHFULLY! If you wanna be smart and try to tell a lie, you see that machine over there (pointing at the machine at the far end of the room), that is a LIE DETECTOR. So if you tell a lie, the machine will indicate and you will have to answer the question again until you answer it truthfully. Lastly, once the interview starts, anything you think of, will be voiced out.
All of them: WHAT!
Me: Yep, y'all heard me right. So don't think of trying any dodgy business with your head. Are we all clear with the rules?
All of them: Yes (mumble)
Me: Good. Now let's begin the interview. First Question is from
NickiGold and it's directed to Daniel. She asks, "Daniel, how do you feel when Susan poured yoghurt on you?"
Daniel: Well, to be honest, I was shocked. I believe I speak for everyone when I say that. You know, a girl you don't from anywhere comes around and disgraces you like that? Well, I will admit that I started it but... I don't even know what but that I was shocked.
Me: Hmm...good. The fact that the lie detector didn't beep, it means you said the truth which I commend you for. Next Question goes to Edwin and...
Edwin: Me? (pointing to himself) So soon?
Me: Yes, now shut up. The next question goes to Edwin and it's from
NickiGold. She asks, "Edwin, why do you always blame someone else anytime you lose?"
Edwin: (laughs) Listen, Nicki, I never lose. NEVER! And I don't blame someone else because I don't lose FAIRLY! Someone is always responsible for me losing. It's either Felix or Clement or Daniel. Someone is always responsible anytime I lose.
Felix: Yeah right. (rolling eyes)
Clement: Just like the time I beat you fair and square but you said it was Felix that distracted you because he was eating the chips like a pig. Does a pig eat chips? (Shrugging)

Daniel: Don't listen to him, Clement. He just can't admit that he sucks at playing video games.
Edwin: You guys are just jealous that I'm so good, that none of you can beat me fair and square.
Me: Okay! That's enough on that issue. Moving on now, the next question goes to Clement and it's from NickiGold. She asks, "Clement, why do they call you Dad?"
Everyone in the room laughs
Clement: What's so funny, you guys?
Felix: (laughs) I can't believe someone actually noticed that. Nicki is really smart.
Edwin: (laughs) I agree.
Kelvin: Is that like your name or something, Dad?
Clement: Okay, there's no need to make a fuss out of it. As for the question, Nicki, you shouldn't be asking me that question. You should be asking Edwin and Felix, the two idiots that gave me the stupid name (glaring daggers at them)
Felix: Hey! Dad is not a stupid name. That's what we call our Dad's. (shrugging)
Edwin: Tell him, Felix. You better answer the question, Clement. (Smirking)
Clement: Okay, I don't know why they are calling me Dad.
Edwin: I'll tell you why. I'm guessing everyone apart from me, Felix and Daniel doesn't know that Clement is older than us. 2 years older than us.
Clement: So, that's the stupid reason behind the name? (Rolling eyes)
Edwin: Yep. Live with it. (Smirking)
Me: Okay, that question has been answered let's move onto the next one...
Edwin: (voice over thoughts) Please let it not be for me! Please let it not be for me! Please let it...
Me: Edwin, you do know we can hear you, right?
Edwin: (smiles sheepishly) Oh right. The voice over stuff.
Me: Happy to know you remember. Anyways, the next question goes to Kelvin and...
Kelvin: Me? (Pointing to himself with his mouth opened)
Me: Yes, you, Kelvin. And it's coming from four different readers.
Oluwracheal asks,"Why is Kelvin such a player... I mean he can't just wake one day and decide becoming one, there should something that made him that way."
Jenni-Kay asks,"Why is Kelvin such a player?"
XPineappleTomboyX asks,"What made Kelvin such a player?"
slayprincess11 says before asking,"Kelvin, you are my least favourite character and why are you such a Frapichino player?"
So, what they are all basically asking is why are you such a player?
Kelvin: Why am I not surprised about these question.
Edwin: (voice over thought) Hmm... Acting all cool and stuff. I wonder what the ladies see in him when he ain't pretty at all. (Giving a mocking gaze)
Kelvin: Really? I'm like the hottest guy in school. Even a baby knows that.
Me: Surprised or not, you're still gonna answer it.
Kelvin: Okay, fine. I'm a player because I love girls a lot.
*Lie detector beeps*
Me: You seems to have forgotten what I said about lying while answering a question.

Me: Whatever! As I saying, the next question goes to Edwin and it's from
Jenni-Kay . She asks,"How did Edwin and Susan know each other personally when they bumped into each other. As far as I knew, to Edwin, Susan was the annoying girl who showed up to his best friend. How did Susan know Edwin? I don't remember Daniel mentioning his name to her."
Edwin: Wow! (Chuckles) What a question. Okay, let me see if I can explain this question properly. Susan and I never knew each personally until we bumped into each other and started relating with one another. If you remember very well, the first time I saw Susan, was the day she poured yoghurt on Daniel. Then don't forget, I was the one who masterminded the prank that Susan fell into.
Clement: (laughs) I gotta admit, that was pretty good.
Felix: Yeah, good times.
Me: Can you please continue, Edwin?
Edwin: Alright. I was the one who masterminded the prank that Susan fell into. So, I knew Susan, but I didn't know her personally. And Daniel has mentioned her to not only me, but all three of us. Even though I'm not sure he has mentioned my name to her since their new found friendship. (smirks)
Daniel: Well, I don't think I've mentioned Edwin's name to her but, I do talk about you guys whenever am with her. But I do think she already know Edwin before they bumped into each other.
Edwin: And if you remember well, the day Daniel started packing for the Christmas holiday, he told us about how he and Susan were getting along. Remember, I didn't ask who she was but instead, I was criticizing him for becoming friends with her.
Daniel: Yeah, I remember that.
Edwin: So, with this few points of mine, I hope I have been able to convince but no to confuse you that I already knew Susan before we bumped into each other.
Me: Good! I hope the reader has now been convinced. Okay, onto the next question.
Kelvin: Wait, aren't we done yet? How long is this freaking interview gonna last?
Paul: Take a chill pill bro. It's not like there's a means of escaping.
Kelvin: I'm bored out of my mind!
Me: Sorry, mister. You're stuck here with us. Anyways, the next question is for you, Felix.
Felix: Wow! I've got a question? I'm feeling so fly right now (grinning while raising his hands up)
Me: (voice over thoughts) Wait until you hear the question. (smirks)
Felix: Quit hallucinating and tell me my question. (With a stern gaze)
Me: The question is from a Facebook user, Jennifer, who unfortunately isn't on wattpad but really wanted to ask this question which says,"Felix, why are you so stupid lol"
Felix: Huh? What can of fo...
Me: Hey! Just answer the question. (smirking)
Edwin: Yes, Felix, answer the question. Why are you so stupid? (Chuckles)
Felix: Don't ask me, ask Mr. Creator. He's the one who made me stupid, that is, if I truly am.
Me: I didn't make you stupid. You alone gave yourself that attribute.
* Lie detector beeps *
Me: Really! I didn't
* Lie detector beeps *
Edwin: Someone is lying. (smirks)
Me: I'm not lying. I'm your creator and I know perfectly well what I'm saying

Ann2012 Flow1759 Sunflow Godwindanielboy You guys are not inspiring. No comments which gives me thd idea u are not enjoying the story

Keep it up

Nt bad, bt try and complete the interview and resume bck to the main story

Asemark:
Ann2012
Flow1759
Sunflow
Godwindanielboy
You guys are not inspiring.
No comments which gives me thd idea u are not enjoying the story

You've changed the pattern of the story, I don't seem to understand again

Me just dey look the interview tinz ni. Tink say one day one day we go enter the main road ni.. But as e dey go now e b like say.......

skubido:
Me just dey look the interview tinz ni. Tink say one day one day we go enter the main road ni.. But as e dey go now e b like say.......

Na d same bus we dey

Asemark:
Ann2012
Flow1759
Sunflow
Godwindanielboy
You guys are not inspiring.
No comments which gives me thd idea u are not enjoying the story

Keep it up

flow1759:

Keep it up

How far G. Be like say I Sabi u. Make we relate

Ann2012:


Na d same bus we dey

The bus done full...

How can I wait for a story for more than 6months, baba come divert the story, ain't enjoying this interview stuff a bit

Op! Pls when will this interview end because i seem not to understand the new twist in the story. The interview is really confusing o i don even tie to read am

funny interview. #ilike

cool write up

This interview ish just kill my interest

New update tonight fams abeg i need una epp

Asemark:
New update tonight fams abeg i need una epp

Shey nor b interview?

Hope it's not an interview cos am not for interviews

y not finish the main story before you start the interview

because these whole interview story is confusing

my suggestion though

Bennyvee29:
y not finish the main story before you start the interview

because these whole interview story is confusing

my suggestion though

nice suggestion but m thru with the interview

Asemark:
nice suggestion but m thru with the interview

Don't you get it mr?? Nobody gives a fvck about the interviews!

Deckline:

Don't you get it mr?? Nobody gives a fvck about the interviews!

I just tire for the guy..

Hey fams am back

Episode 42
Daniel paused and stared into space for the third time since he started browsing with his laptop. He had been reminiscing about the strange feelings he usually had whenever he was with Susan and it was beginning to tear him apart. He needed to someone about it since he hadn't figured out what was the cause of it. He needed to pour his mind out about the strange feeling he was having to someone. And unfortunately, the only person or people he could confine in where his friends.
After giving it some thought, he decided to talk to his friends about it. Even though it seemed like a bad idea to him, he didn't want to continue bottling up the feeling he was having. With a huge sigh, he got up from his chair and walked out his room. With a pace that can rival that of a snail's, he walked towards his friend's room till he was right in front of the door. He held the knob and tilted it open but was surprised to find out they weren't in.
"Wow! So they aren't back yet?" He said to himself as he stood akimbo. He looked around the room with a disgust expression on his face as there were clothes and boxers littered both on the bed and on the floor, three used plates on the mini table and five bottles of beer scattered all around the room. He sighed in disgust, turned around and closed the door behind him. Just as he was walking back to his room, his friends just happened to return chatting loudly amongst themselves.
"Daniel? What are you doing here? And did you just come out of our room?" Clement asked with a surprised expression on his face.
"Wha... What? No" Daniel said with a chuckle. "I was just...erm...just...erm...just."
"But you just came out of our room. So what are you erming about?" Felix said with a shrug.
"Yeah... I... I went to check if you guys switched off the...the...fan." Daniel stammered.
"And when as it been your job to be our personal fan checker security man?" Edwin asked with a light smirk on his lips.
"So, you guys want this house to be on fire? What if there was a spark or something like that?" Daniel retorted. "Infact, I'm outta here." He turned around and walked out on them into his room.
"What's up with him?" Felix asked to no one in particular. Both Clement and Edwin shrugged it off before walking into their room.
As they walked in and shut the door, Daniel peeped out his door. Seeing that they had all entered the room, he walked towards the door, gave a huge sigh before turning the knob.
Edwin and Clement were now a singlet and a jean trouser lying on their individual beds while Felix, still fully clothed was on his phone and sat on the mini fridge right beside the door.
"Wow! Daniel has walked into our room for the second time today. I'm smelling something good," Felix stated with a mischievous smile.
"What brings you to our humble abode, Danny boy," Edwin asked as he sat up.
"I wanna talk to you guys concerning something that has been bothering me," Daniel said as he pulled a chair and sat right opposite Clement and Edwin.
"Alright, shoot," Clement said, moving his pillow vertically across his bed so as to have a good view of Daniel.
"Erm... You guys should first promise me that no one will laugh at me," Daniel pleaded. Felix and Edwin chuckles.
"Okay, I can't promise anything but I will try not to," Edwin said with a smirk. "Well, depending on what you're gonna say." He added with nonchalant shrug."I'll also try not to laugh," Felix said.
"You know I can't laugh at you," Clement added.
"Alright, it goes like this," Daniel stated. "I just can't explain it but I've been having this strange feelings."
"And what's this strange feeling you've been having?" Clement asked with a puzzled look on his face.
"Well, I've been having this strange feeling anytime I see someone," Daniel replied.
"And who's the person?" Edwin asked.
They all focused all their attention on Daniel as he replied, "Su...Su...Susan."
With shock written all over Edwin's face, he yelled, "What!?"
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"No, Kelvin, please stop," Susan whispered as she pulled away from him.
"What's wrong, my angel?" Kelvin asked as he moved towards her and held her left hand. "Did I hurt you?"
"No, you didn't," She replied. "I think we're taking things too fast."
Kelvin's eyes widens, "Ooh...too fast huh? Alright." He whined before looking away.
"Are you angry?"
"No I'm not. Why should be angry? Atleast I now know that is it a crime to make out with my girlfriend, so why should I be angry?"
"No, it's not like that, Kelvin. It's just that..." Her voice trails off, "...I'm still a virgin."
Kelvin jaw dropped till it reached the floor. He couldn't believe what he just heard now, "You are?" He asked again to be sure he didn't hear wrong.
"Yes I am. And I've always wished my virginity would be taken on my wedding night by the man I love with all my heart and soul."
Kelvin just stared in utter disbelief. He was still trying to wrap his head on her, a beautiful matured lady being a virgin in the 21st century.
"Kelvin! Kelvin!" Susan called out. He jerked and smiled at her. "Is there anything wrong?" She asked with a concerned look on her face.
"No! No! Nothing is wrong. I'm just surprised over what you just told me."
"And what do you think about it?"
Kelvin smiles, holds her hands, looks into her eyes and says, "Susan, what you have is what many girls useless girls stupidly gave away and can only dream of. I'm very happy you're keeping yourself till marriage because truly truly that's the best thing you can give your husband on your wedding night. And it's something you should be proud of,"
"Thanks, Kelvin. I knew you would understand. You're the best thing that ever happened to me. I love you so much."
"I love you too." They both embraced each other. Kelvin smirked at the thought of breaking her virginity. He had never slept with a virgin and he sure wasn't missing the opportunity to do so now.
"This just got more interesting." He thought.
Hey guys
I know, I know, most of you guys probably
hate me for not updating for more than a
month and you have every right to be.
I really really sorry guys. I've been really
really busy as of late that's why. BUT I'M BACK NOW BABY!��
I hope I'm forgiven? �
So, who enjoyed this chapter?
Who would have ever thought that Susan was a virgin?
Do guys think Kelvin would succeed?
And why did Edwin scream like that?
Drop your comments Y'all

I certainly hope Kelvin doesn't succeed, but I think he'll.
Let's ride baby