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Re: The Big Joke In Christianity by MrPRevailer(m): 11:48am On Dec 16, 2018
Christianity isn't a Joke. It's people that are making a joke of it. And there are different levels of joke.
Re: The Big Joke In Christianity by StormInc: 12:09pm On Dec 16, 2018
MrPRevailer:
Christianity isn't a Joke. It's people that are making a joke of it. And there are different levels of joke.

I'm sorry but what are you trying to say? The people you are talking about are they not Christians? What is Christianity without Christians? and what are the different levels of joke?

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Re: The Big Joke In Christianity by StormInc: 7:53pm On Dec 16, 2018
Funny
Re: The Big Joke In Christianity by Nobody: 9:12pm On Dec 16, 2018
StormInc:


Lol. That's the point, All the Christians are following Christ who is the Way, the truth and the life. But they are still holding different beliefs about that same Jesus.
Knowledge and understanding. The way God reveal to Abraham is different from Moses different from Jacob but same God. Though we have different denomination we are one body in Christ Jesus.
Re: The Big Joke In Christianity by StormInc: 9:25pm On Dec 16, 2018
asuustrike1:

Knowledge and understanding. The way God reveal to Abraham is different from Moses different from Jacob but same God. Though we have different denomination we are one body in Christ Jesus.

Are Jehovah witnesses and Catholics one body in Christ?

Is Christ Embassy and Deeper Life Bible Church one body in Christ?

Is the Olumba and Celestial Church one body in Christ?

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Re: The Big Joke In Christianity by Nobody: 9:26pm On Dec 16, 2018
You say it as if it's the Bible itself that admonishes this disparity. Christianity itself promotes unison and like-mindedness, it's the self-acclaimed Christians that have made these separations to exist among themselves, and this is due to the diverse understanding of what is written in the Bible. This is why different doctrines abound in Christianity, and thus, different denominations are formed. That's why the popular Christian saying goes: know God and His word for yourself. So in essence, Christianity isn't a confusing and fruitless "religion" , it's the so-called believers that have made it seem like one. Know God for yourself and seek proper understanding of His word.
Re: The Big Joke In Christianity by StormInc: 9:29pm On Dec 16, 2018
Jayhazard:
You say it as if it's the Bible itself that admonishes this disparity. Christianity itself promotes unison and like-mindedness, it's the self-acclaimed Christians that have made these separations to exist among themselves, and this is due to the diverse understanding of what is written in the Bible. This is why different doctrines abound in Christianity, and thus, different denominations are formed. That's why the popular Christian saying goes: know God and His word for yourself. So in essence, Christianity isn't a confusing and fruitless "religion" , it's the so-called believers that have made it seem like one. Know God for yourself and seek proper understanding of His word.

I'm sure you would agree that your church is in the light, so tell me, what Church do you attend?
Re: The Big Joke In Christianity by Anas09: 10:01pm On Dec 16, 2018
StormInc:
Christians are the most confused religious set I've seen. Yet they claim to be the best. Christianity is divided, in Nigeria alone we have;



All using one book (The Bible), following one Jesus Christ yet believing differently.

Some say There is Heaven and Hell, others say there is not. Some say Jesus and God are one, others say Jesus is under God (His Son). Some say Jesus was born in December, others say Jesus was born in October. Some say Mary was a Virgin till death, others say she wasn't. Some say Mary is special, Some say she's not. Some say Sabbath is Sunday, others say it's Saturday.

Is that not a huge joke? You tell me?

CC: vibrantatheist.com
Eyaah, this is the route you have chosen to tread? Good luck man.
Re: The Big Joke In Christianity by MrPRevailer(m): 10:03pm On Dec 16, 2018
StormInc:


I'm sorry but what are you trying to say? The people you are talking about are they not Christians? What is Christianity without Christians? and what are the different levels of joke?

If you think all believers are making a joke of christianity, you are sick.
The Bible has a standard. He that lives by the standard is a true christian.
Some made themselves pastors in other tomake money from believers , because people = money (not that God called them)
These are one of the types of people making a joke of Christianity. There are many others. Use your common sense. There are those who want to do as they please in the church or as a believer and boldly profess/practice thier deceptive doctrines. All these people are mentioned in the Bible and more. So if you are saying Christianity is a joke, then you are saying the Bible is also a joke, Jesus is a joke, God is a joke.
Which are nothing but lies
Re: The Big Joke In Christianity by StormInc: 10:09pm On Dec 16, 2018
MrPRevailer:


If you think all believers are making a joke of christianity, you are sick.
The Bible has a standard. He that lives by the standard is a true christian.
Some made themselves pastors in other tomake money from believers , because people = money (not that God called them)
These are one of the types of people making a joke of Christianity. There are many others. Use your common sense. There are those who want to do as they please in the church or as a believer and boldly profess/practice thier deceptive doctrines. All these people are mentioned in the Bible and more. So if you are saying Christianity is a joke, then you are saying the Bible is also a joke, Jesus is a joke, God is a joke.
Which are nothing but lies

OK.

I believe you will agree that your church is in the light, so tell me, what Church do you attend?

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Re: The Big Joke In Christianity by Anas09: 10:30pm On Dec 16, 2018
StormInc:


Lol. You are dead funny. sponsored comedy
The big joke is Catholic Church not Christianity, you don't know shiiitt abt Christianity so face the Catholic Church which damaged you.

Jesus is alive and sweet.
Re: The Big Joke In Christianity by Nobody: 10:40pm On Dec 16, 2018
StormInc:


Are Jehovah witnesses and Catholics one body in Christ?

Is Christ Embassy and Deeper Life Bible Church one body in Christ?

Is the Olumba and Celestial Church one body in Christ?
Yes they are
Re: The Big Joke In Christianity by Kobojunkie: 2:31am On Feb 01
Kdon2:
■ Now that you have said this,I hope you feel relieved now?
If we were all a little more honest each day than we have ever been, would the world not be a better place or at least close to it? grin
Re: The Big Joke In Christianity by MightySparrow: 5:03am On Feb 01
sukerefakere:
Not big joke, but sponsored Comedy


What exactly is your confusion?
Re: The Big Joke In Christianity by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:07am On Feb 01
StormInc:

Christians are the most confused religious set I've seen. Yet they claim to be the best. Christianity is divided, in Nigeria alone we have;
All using one book (The Bible), following one Jesus Christ yet believing differently.
Some say There is Heaven and Hell, others say there is not. Some say Jesus and God are one, others say Jesus is under God (His Son). Some say Jesus was born in December, others say Jesus was born in October. Some say Mary was a Virgin till death, others say she wasn't. Some say Mary is special, Some say she's not. Some say Sabbath is Sunday, others say it's Saturday.
Is that not a huge joke? You tell me?
CC: vibrantatheist.com

There is just one Christian group out of all the religions claiming Christians globally so it's you who needs to figure out which one otherwise you're joking with your own future! smiley
Re: The Big Joke In Christianity by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:12am On Feb 01
StormInc:

Are Jehovah witnesses and Catholics one body in Christ?
Is Christ Embassy and Deeper Life Bible Church one body in Christ?
Is the Olumba and Celestial Church one body in Christ?

You need to understand what that symbolic term "BODY" means first.

To know why not consider your own body then try to figure out how your body functions in its different parts yet working towards one goal.

Are different religions working towards the same goal?
Re: The Big Joke In Christianity by Kobojunkie: 6:08pm On Feb 02
Anas09:
The big joke is Catholic Church not Christianity, you don't know shiiitt abt Christianity so face the Catholic Church which damaged you. Jesus is alive and sweet.
Your Christianity is founded on Catholic roots. The latter is the hybrid joke created from the former, both of them are jokes nonetheless. grin
Re: The Big Joke In Christianity by FxMasterz: 10:47pm On Feb 02
StormInc:


Lol. That's the point, All the Christians are following Christ who is the Way, the truth and the life. But they are still holding different beliefs about that same Jesus.

All children of the same father can keep claiming childship of that father while having different opinions of the same father. Is that the basis for division in a family?

All christians are in different stages of the knowledge of God. And as a result of different levels of knowledge, there are denominations. Each denomination grows leaving previous doctrines behind and begin to align with new doctrines as new lights unfold. For example, most of what Baptists, Anglicans, Methodists, etc rejected in pentecostal doctrines years ago are now being accepted as scriptural truths. They now believe in virtually the same things because of new lights.

There's no division among the children of God. Even though we may differ in doctrines due to varying degrees of knowledge. We love one another as brethren and see ourselves as being one body in Christ. So there's CAN as well as the the PFN. These are Christian Bodies where the body of Christ come together as one in spite of doctrinal differences.

While you may see sunni and shite Muslims fighting and killing each other as a result of division in their midst, you cannot see such in Christiendom. All religions having various sects fight violently among themselves but not Christians because we are one even though we may have differing opinions about certain things we read in the Bible.
Re: The Big Joke In Christianity by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:57am On Feb 03
StormInc:

Lol. That's the point, All the Christians are following Christ who is the Way, the truth and the life. But they are still holding different beliefs about that same Jesus.

The highlighted is what you're getting wrong!

The truth is different religions claiming they are Christians so if you're sincerely interested in knowing the truth all you need to do is figure out what is Christianity first then it will be easy for you to distinguish between Christians and false religions claiming Christians.

To illustrate imagine different individuals each holding a different currency and all of them calling it $100 surely you will say dollars is worthless if you don't know how a hundred dollars looks like! smiley

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