gallivant:

Kazikazi:
A dude who speaks Kikuyu in the city of Nairobi wants to compare with a Tanzanian who knows no other language but Swahili! Are we the same?

A dude who fights tribal wars in Kenya wants to compare with a Tanzanian who don't care about tribal issues!

A dude who listens to a Kikuyu radio station wants to compare with the Tanzanian who never heard any tribal languages aired on radio but Swahili?! Can we be the same?

A dude who takes pride speaking Kikuyu/jaluo languages wants to compare with the Tanzanian who is too excited to speak Swahili.!?

Definitely our Swahili should sounds different! Tanzania's Swahili is too advanced to compare with Kenya's.

Ok. Keep making noise. We are too busy making Swahili famous to notice. Kelele za chura

Kazikazi:
Where is the headquarters of East African community?

Definitely you don't know this but we chose Arusha as EAC headquarters hoping to speed you up in the integration process. We figured you would feel part and parcel and hurry up your otherwise slow pace.

TayserMahiri:


Not most again. Say many. All your previous presidents were slow speakers not just Magu. Can't dispute the percentage who speak it as first language being higher than Kenyans but that's largely by coercion not choice. Most people would choose their mother tongues. Let's not argue over Swahili like Nigerians and Ghanaians argue over jollof rice. Swahili is a great language, a great invention, greater than all other languages in Africa. We can agree that overall, Tanzanians speak Swahili purer n better than Kenyans while Kenyans make Swahili famous. Let each one do his job.

Yah its wiser for us to agree to disagree on certain things.

FYI,Magufulis and nyerere are the only Tz presidents who speak/spoke a hard Swahili.The rest like Mwinyi,kikwete,mkapa,and the Zanzibar's are perfect in Swahili.Mwinyi leads the pack!

Ihenzy:

What country did you say you are from again? I want to check my Google map

Ignite the generator and wait for the name!

Kazikazi:
Where is the headquarters of East African community?

you got no point

TayserMahiri:


Ok. Keep making noise. We are too busy making Swahili famous to notice. Kelele za chura

Pwa Pwa Pwa...
Do you think our movies, our musicians don't make it famous?
Do you think all those Swahili speaking people who resided in Tanzania don't popularize Swahili in their nations? Mind you I am talking about presidents,and other "big people" who are now in top positions.Some of these people whom we gave refuge for years in Tz and they speak Swahili are...

Current president of Mozambique. ( Nyusi)
Current president of DRC.( Joseph kabila)
Current president of Uganda( yower museven)
Former president of Zambia...Frederic chiluba
Former president of DRC....Laurent Kabila
Current president of Zimbabwe..Mr.Mnangagwa.
Former president of Namibia..Sam nujoma
Current president of Russia.. Vladimir Putin ( he can't speak much)

And many more in ANC leadership in South Africa.
People like Mbeki,Sisulu,Manto msimang etc.Mbeki he even used Tanzanian passport.

rvp20183:
Give up.Skyscrappers.20+ flrs.10+ highrise by Emporis.Lagos lost.Its not even close.Nairobi whoop Lagos arse so bad.Dont lose your credibility.

You are too ignorant to interpret or read emporis. Just watch how your fellow countrymen is disgraced for lying.

NairobiWalker:


I'm not taking it out, I'm telling you to stop making a big deal of it because even if we take it out, Lagos is still just a half of Nairobi in that sect.

But you can make big deal out of communications building, huh?

Upper hills chamber is 21 floors and it's below 99m.

NairobiWalker:


You listed 7 skyscrapers and we figured out one of them is non-existent while 3 have questionable heights, how do you arrive at 13?

Which 3?

TayserMahiri:


Definitely you don't know this but we chose Arusha as EAC headquarters hoping to speed you up in the integration process. We figured you would feel part and parcel and hurry up your otherwise slow pace.

Carrot and Stick. He thinks hosting the the HQ carries weight? I tell you, it's like we are dealing with kids.

Kur17:
Kenya’s mobile penetration has hit 100 per cent for the first time as active customer subscription hits 46.6 million, joining the league of African countries such as Morocco, Namibia and Tunisia that have achieved the threshold.
First quarter data released by the Communications Authority of Kenya (CA) covering the three months to September shows that mobile penetration rose by 2.3 percentage points to hit 100.1 per cent from 97.8 per cent in the preceding quarter.
“…mobile penetration surpassed the 100 per cent mark mainly attributed to the fact that most users own more than one SIM card either from the same or different service providers,” said the CA in a report released on Tuesday.
CA’s number on penetration is also backed by the Kenya Integrated Household Budget Survey report released by Kenya National Bureau of Statistics (KNBS) in April 2018 which indicated that at least 30 per cent of mobile users in Kenya own more than one SIM card.
This translates to an average of 1.3 cards per subscriber.
Thriving e-commerce
The penetration, coupled with advances in mobile payments, cloud computing, Internet of Things (IoT), artificial intelligence and mobile applications markets offers room for businesses such as those in e-commerce to thrive.
The value of mobile commerce grew by 8.8 per cent to Sh1.552 trillion during the three months as the value of mobile money transfers rose 5.6 per cent to Sh2.027 trillion.

Stats like this make me strongly suspect our GDP is larger than is currently captured officially. Rvp20183,what say you? Your analysis is eagerly awaited!

NairobiWalker:


Mr. Forgiveness, here is your list of skyscrapers in Lagos.
We've already figured the Ministry of Communication tower is non-existent. That left us with 12

Now Eko Tower is only 87.11m, that leaves us with 11

Bourdilon tower is not 100m, that leaves us with 10

Please, stop insisting on the 13 figure.

The same way you should stop insisting on having 16 when you actually have 9.

Hahahaha! Eko tower II is different from Eko court. Liar.

4 Bourdilion Towers is 100m+.. ntor!

forgiveness:



Is it ghost that opened the thread? Upper hills chamber is 21 floors. These two pictures proved it was topped out at 21floors. Minus ground floor. Count yourself.

Is it not the same Wikipedia you claimed included non-existing Communication building? I don't take it see seriously either.

Lying machine. It's not only Emporis that listed KCBP as 99m building, many did.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/answersafrica.com/tallest-buildings-kenya.html/amp

Mazzanine makes One Africa place 22 floors. 22×4.5 =99m Go and hang your Tv antenna to make it 100.

If you add the NEW 4 AVIC towers with the 9 skyscrapers in Nairobi, NAIROBI has only 13 skyscrapers.

Lagos already had that number before you dreamt of it. I know you are buying time hoping your under construction projects will catch up and surpass Lagos but you will be surprised at the end of the day.

I have seen two Skyscrappers that will be topped out before the end of next year and many that will begin construction next year.

Negro,does this skyscraper issue give you an autistic joy,srly? Obviously it does-now the world knows autistic kids self-service over imaginary and invisible buildings.

TayserMahiri:


wats gindi?

I won't tell you

kikuyu1:


Negro,does this skyscraper issue give you an autistic joy,srly? Obviously it does-now the world knows autistic kids self-service over imaginary and invisible buildings.

Your fellow austistic Kenyan kids are the ones wanking about it. Decipher.

forgiveness:


Your fellow austistic Kenyan kids are ones wanking about it. Decipher.

Jees, too harsh bro take it easy with him

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rvp2018:
You need to develop the industry beyond witchcraft. I mean you got huge stories in Niger Delta, Boko haram, Fulani herdsmen killing farmers, and all you do is witchcraft, love potion and all sort of vodooo & juju.

Making a movie or a film should start with writing a serious script - not just arming yourself with cheap camera and tripod - and you go shooting total shitty skits - and claim we got HIGHEST AMOUNT OF SHITMOVIES -after bollywood.

The last few years these are some kenya films considered for Oscars.
Nairobi Half Life - Lupita was star actor before she got discovered by Hollywood. Lupita is probably crossing more money per yr than entire Nollywood
Kati Kati,
Supa Mode
Watu Wote
This year Rafiki (a lesbian move) has won many international awards.

South Africa obviously another story for another decade

People who say Nollywood is mostly about witchcraft just repeat what others say and know little about the nollywood they love to criticize.
Nollywood is broad and for different categories of viewers. lt seems local Africans were more focussed on witchcraft because it was a powerful doctrine among the locals and the old nollywood had to bring that out.
Nigerians are doing things for themselves, and winning their own afro centric Oscars and you are there yapping about a so called Oscar in the West??

rvp2018:
None of those are Nigerians. Chiwetel Umeadi Ejiofor CBE is an English actor - his parents Nigerian(but they don't act ). I don't have to go thro the list of the other unkowns. Lupita is a kenyan brought up here, with home here, studied here and went for university at Yale. She acted locally before going big. Our films are breeding grounds for word class acting. We are 2nd to South Africa. Nigeria you produce shit witchraft movies nobody serious watches. Chiwetel Umeadi Ejiofor would be found dead acting in Igbo witchcraft movie

Lying master has come again. Lupita didn't learn acting in Kenya. She learnt and began her career in America. Liar.

Kenya film didn't win her the award. We have many actors and actresses born in Nigeria and abroad who have been nominated for Oscar and have even won the equivalent yet identify as Nigerians but are here boasting about Lupita who also used foreign system

Chiwetel Ejiofor is known as a Nigeria British, the same way Lipita is known as a Kenyan Mexican. He was nominated for Oscar award. It was through this same film your lupita won Oscar.

We also have Sophia Okonedo who identify herself as a British Nigerian Jew. She was nominated for
Academy awards(Oscar) for her role in Hotel Rwanda, BAFTA TV awards for criminal justice and Mrs Mandela and finally won Tony Awards (equivalent of Oscar).

Remi Adefarasin was nominated for Oscar award before he won the British Academy awards equivalent of Oscar.

Hakeem Karen role in Hotel Rwanda got the film nominated for Oscar award. He has acted in many Nollywood movies. He was born and grew up in Nigeria.

Wumi Mosaku was born here and she grew up in Nigeria. However, she has also won British academy which is equivalent to Academy awards.

forgiveness:



Lying master has come again. Lupita didn't learn acting in Kenya. She learnt and began her career in America. Liar.


Kenya film didn't win her the award. We have many actors and actresses born in Nigeria and abroad who have won the equivalent

You need to chill, you are way over yourself. Just post the ministry of communications tower

gallivant:


You need to chill, you are way over yourself. Just post the ministry of communications tower

Gallant idiot

gallivant:


You need to chill, you are way over yourself. Just post the ministry of communications tower

Like this 7 Skyscrappers in Nairobi!









































Bhuhahahaha!

rvp2018:
None of those are Nigerians. Chiwetel Umeadi Ejiofor CBE is an English actor - his parents Nigerian(but they don't act ). I don't have to go thro the list of the other unkowns. Lupita is a kenyan brought up here, with home here, studied here and went for university at Yale. She acted locally before going big. Our films are breeding grounds for word class acting. We are 2nd to South Africa. Nigeria you produce shit witchraft movies nobody serious watches. Chiwetel Umeadi Ejiofor would be found dead acting in Igbo witchcraft movie

Our actors and actresses are getting recognition through our movie industry, you are talking about Lupita a foreign system product.

See Nigerians from Nollywood nominated into Oscar voting academy.

Where are your Kenyan stars?

http://thenet.ng/omotola-jalade-ekeinde-femi-odugbemi-others-nominated-oscar-voting-academy/

Kenyans/Tanzanians are guys hearing this, Disney just tried to claim Hakuna Matata

forgiveness:


The same way you should stop insisting on having 16 when you actually have 9.

Hahahaha! Eko tower II is different from Eko court. Liar.

4 Bourdilion Towers is 100m+.. ntor!

I already listed you 16. I don't even understand how you're arriving at 9 because your reservations are on only 2. If we let you have your way, we'll still remain with 14. They're 16 though and deep down you know it.

forgiveness:


Which 3?

1. Ministry of communication tower

2. Bourdilon tower

3. Intercontinental hotel Lagos

Mobile money is the game changer here. As you know GDP = Money Supply x Velocity of Money; Mpesa is velocity on steroid. I think we will due for rebasing soon - but definitely our GDP is probably as large as 100B now. We just need to fix corruption and I am glad we are finally have a handle on that. I hope we can really fight corruption - and we will not be here arguing with godforsaken Nigeria.

kikuyu1:

Stats like this make me strongly suspect our GDP is larger than is currently captured officially. Rvp20183,what say you? Your analysis is eagerly awaited!

TayserMahiri:


Many Kenyans from interior who live in Mombasa speak like typical swahilis. No point there mister. My aunts/uncles/friends who live abroad speak like Americans.

This dude needs to see a doctor for real. he expects Diamond who was born and raised in Dar to speak like a Kigoman?