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GrandMufti:


Oops... forgot to switch account

It's a confusionist confusioning confusing Friday

MeshachMARTINS:

Leave them to be shaking xiaomi thread table ooo.... When I have my own xiaomi ehn, Nairaland will fall down

Pikin wey say when e grow up, na pigeon head e go dey chop...

No champion forever!
Time to sell your Mi 5 and Note 3 or forever stick with Developer's ROM

saintkenny:


It's a confusionist confusioning confusing Friday

GrandMufti:

I have my conspiracy theories too though.
Like @Protein0 and @Noobody being one and the same person

But validating these seemingly bogus claims don't pay my salary

Good morning Xiaomites, please How do I change my font and the colour of my notification panel. Want make my phone RN5 look fine.

Update: Have seen the themes and applied one, this phone is da bomb, looking cool now.

saintkenny:

I have my conspiracy theories too though.
Like @Protein0 and @Noobody being one and the same person

But validating these seemingly bogus claims don't pay my salary

If you need funds to validate your theory,

I can fund your supposed bogus claims,

As long as you can proove we are the same person,

My budget on this your mission impossible is unlimited

I am.willing to spend all i av on it

And if this is another table shaking theory,

Bro,kindly move on,no tables to shake here

Call/whatsapp:07051054953

Cheers

Eeechenmeelee1:

Wow, why bother to put the phone display in permanent reading mode when you can just set it to be active only at night? Anyways that's how I set mine

Like someone said.........the normal mode looks alien �.
I would use the word exotic to describe it.

Compliments of the season fam

saintkenny:

I have my conspiracy theories too though.
Like @Protein0 and @Noobody being one and the same person

But validating these seemingly bogus claims don't pay my salary

Kinda agree with your theory

Protein0 is not always active on nairaland, Noobody is; which now makes Noobody the main account and Protein0 the additional account. Both "sellers" claim to offer cheap $$$ rates whereas only noobody post adverts most times.

It seems to me that Protein0 is just an emergency account to post adverts or continue business just incase an anti-spam bot bans Noobody. Both have gained enough credibility from people, so no issue of trust; just pure business smartness

Investigation is still on going and we will update you guys with any update we have...

Regards

Max,
FBI, Nairaland Office

Maxcoded:


Kinda agree with your theory

Protein0 is not always active on nairaland, Noobody is; which now makes Noobody the main account and Protein0 the additional account. Both "sellers" claim to offer cheap $$$ rates whereas only noobody post adverts most times.

It seems to me that Protein0 is just an emergency account to post adverts or continue business just incase an anti-spam bot bans Noobody. Both have gained enough credibility from people, so no issue of trust; just pure business smartness

Investigation is still on going and we will update you guys with any update we have...

Regards

Max,
FBI, Nairaland Office

My offer extends to you as well,

In case you fall short of funds and can make any more meaningful progress,
Just send me your progress report so far,with pix,time stamps,dna evidences,blood samples,video proof,

Let me.even give you a solid expo

Dos dat av had biz to do with each of use wud notice we bear the same surname,

Thats a great lead,dont you think?

Call/whatsapp:07051054953

My budget remains u unlimited

Cheers

In addition to thos two newly recurited DSS staffs up there,

I am also making a promise to gift anyone with such solid evidence a gift of a xiaomi or oneplus device withing the range of 150k-200k
I can send the cash price if the person rejects the phone.

My word is my bond,

100% legit

Call/whatsapp:07051054953

noobody:


[s]If you need funds to validate your theory,

I can fund your supposed bogus claims,

As long as you can proove we are the same person,

My budget on this your mission impossible is unlimited

I am.willing to spend all i av on it

And if this is another table shaking theory,

Bro,kindly move on,no tables to shake here

Call/whatsapp:07051054953[/s]

Cheers

The party that got me was that Cheers

Maxcoded:


Kinda agree with your theory

Protein0 is not always active on nairaland, Noobody is; which now makes Noobody the main account and Protein0 the additional account. Both "sellers" claim to offer cheap $$$ rates whereas only noobody post adverts most times.

It seems to me that Protein0 is just an emergency account to post adverts or continue business just incase an anti-spam bot bans Noobody. Both have gained enough credibility from people, so no issue of trust; just pure business smartness

Investigation is still on going and we will update you guys with any update we have...

Regards

Max,
FBI, Nairaland Office

Make I help you small .

noobody:


My offer extends to you as well,

In case you fall short of funds and can make any more meaningful progress,
Just send me your progress report so far,with pix,time stamps,dna evidences,blood samples,video proof,

Let me.even give you a solid expo

Dos dat av had biz to do with each of use wud notice we bear the same surname,

Thats a great lead,dont you think?

Call/whatsapp:07051054953

My budget remains u unlimited

Cheers

Thank you for the lead, the entire FBI team remains ever grateful for your contribution. As for the funding offer, we really appreciate that as well but the bureau has enough funding to proceed with this investigation.

If you have anymore leads, please don't hesitate to give our Nairaland office a call.

Until we are able to prove our claims, both "sellers" remain different individuals even though suspect claims they have the same surname

noobody:


My offer extends to you as well,

In case you fall short of funds and can make any more meaningful progress,
Just send me your progress report so far,with pix,time stamps,dna evidences,blood samples,video proof,

Let me.even give you a solid expo

Dos dat av had biz to do with each of use wud notice we bear the same surname,

Thats a great lead,dont you think?

Call/whatsapp:07051054953

My budget remains u unlimited

Cheers

That surname was one of my earliest hunch until I realised you're around same location and also do business for and on behalf of each other

But I'd just goan hustle to buy my next flagship from each and both of you

noobody:
In addition to thos two newly recurited DSS staffs up there,

I am also making a promise to gift anyone with such solid evidence a gift of a xiaomi or oneplus device withing the range of 150k-200k
I can send the cash price if the person rejects the phone.

My word is my bond,

100% legit

Call/whatsapp:07051054953

And so the entertainment starts. Eating popcorn with a bottle of orobo

Gptech:

Make I help you small .

Thank you sir.

Mr Kenny, would you mind looking into this lead please?

A call just came in from our DC office about one of the cases we submitted to them; will be flying there now.

Gptech:

Make I help you small .

Omo, retrenchment, under employment and unemployment na bitch aswear.
To think some really sound individuals can think protein0 is same as noobody is not only comical but ridiculous, even publicly.
Why do some people love embarrassing themselves??

Thank God science isn't dumb but "theory" isn't strictly scientific tho. So permission given to use it recklessly

Fibonacci2526, come and carry your brothers o.

Seems fibonacci2526 is the "recovery" account. GrandMufti is the "backup" account and gptech, which one u b?

Now that there's a Oneplus 6T in this equation, islaik this inkwaraptible officer would doctor the evidence fah

Redmi note 6 is back o... 4gb 64gb.. 62999.

070three1080two87

Protein0:

Omo, retrenchment, under employment and unemployment na bitch aswear.
To think some really sound individuals can think protein0 is not only comical but ridiculous, even publicly.
Why do some people love embarrassing themselves??

Thank God science isn't dumb but "theory" isn't strictly scientific tho. So permission given to use it recklessly

Fibonacci2526, come and carry your brothers o.

Seems fibonacci2526 is the "recovery" account. GrandMufti is the "backup" account and gptech, which one u b?

Now, we need to investigate the speed at which Protein 0 who's supposed to be at work got wind of this subject. Let's triangulate the signal on his phone to the closest mast around Egbeda.

The personality different of being matured (as attributed to noobody) and being extroverted and hilarious (as displayed by Protein0) is the height of the scam.
More like the personality disorder in Split /Glass (the movies) or the Buhari/Jibrin saga

OYA HIT ME!

GrandMufti:


Oops... forgot to switch account

Omo, to think brains that can be played with in this cheap manner dey ds thread perturbs me.
I'm not surprised at Maxcoded tho but that saintkenny wasn't anticipated, at all

TGIF
No headache in my stomach today

saintkenny:


Now, we need to investigate the speed at which Protein 0 who's supposed to be at work got wind of this subject.

Where are you supposed to be sir?

Protein0:
Omo, to think brains that can be played with in this cheap manner dey ds thread perturbs me.
I'm not surprised at Maxcoded tho but that saintkenny wasn't anticipated, at all

TGIF
No headache in my stomach today

You don't know what being on Leave can do to your sense of humour Bruv

And I should point it out that you're cheeky to a fault!

Mrcalxy:

Choi... Everywhere good baba
What did the seller declare item as please?
Thanks

Seller declared it as Handset at 18$

Xiaomi MI A2 review coming up...

saintkenny:


Now, we need to investigate the speed at which Protein 0 who's supposed to be at work got wind of this subject. Let's triangulate the signal on his phone to the closest mast around Egbeda.

The personality different of being matured (as attributed to noobody) and being extroverted and hilarious (as displayed by Protein0) is the height of the scam.
More like the personality disorder in Split /Glass (the movies) or the Buhari/Jibrin saga

OYA HIT ME!

I will get Patterson and Rich Dot Com to do the IP address tracking immediately....

Protein0:
Omo, to think brains that can be played with in this cheap manner dey ds thread perturbs me.
I'm not surprised at Maxcoded tho but that saintkenny wasn't anticipated, at all

TGIF
No headache in my stomach today

Protein0:

Omo, retrenchment, under employment and unemployment na bitch aswear.
To think some really sound individuals can think protein0 is not only comical but ridiculous, even publicly.
Why do some people love embarrassing themselves??

Thank God science isn't dumb but "theory" isn't strictly scientific tho. So permission given to use it recklessly

Fibonacci2526, come and carry your brothers o.

Seems fibonacci2526 is the "recovery" account. GrandMufti is the "backup" account and gptech, which one u b?

INVESTIGATION CONCLUDED
This isn't noobody
No! I can tell by some choices of expression

Protein0:

Omo, retrenchment, under employment and unemployment na bitch aswear.
To think some really sound individuals can think protein0 is same as noobody is not only comical but ridiculous, even publicly.
Why do some people love embarrassing themselves??

Thank God science isn't dumb but "theory" isn't strictly scientific tho. So permission given to use it recklessly

Fibonacci2526, come and carry your brothers o.

Seems fibonacci2526 is the "recovery" account. GrandMufti is the "backup" account and gptech, which one u b?

You don't need all this; but I will let that slide

If you were calm enough to read all my response, you will know everything was just based on sarcasm to make the thread a bit lively this morning

noobody:
In addition to thos two newly recurited DSS staffs up there,

I am also making a promise to gift anyone with such solid evidence a gift of a xiaomi or oneplus device withing the range of 150k-200k
I can send the cash price if the person rejects the phone.

My word is my bond,

100% legit

Call/whatsapp:07051054953

Can i join in?