Dear Future Wife,

There are a few things that you need to know about me. Please sit down and stop what you're doing, this isn't going to be easy to read, nor is it easy to write.

First , you are not the first woman that I have kissed. I'm sorry, but it's true, and I'm sure I will not have been the first man you've ever kissed. I'm okay with this. I understand that things happen and plans fall through.

Second, you are not the first woman that I have ever danced with. After high school proms, homecomings, college outings and random dance parties, you will not have been the first that has had my hand in theirs, nor their head on my chest listening to my heartbeat. Again, I apologize for this but it's in the past and I can't change that, nor would I want to.

Third, and most hurtful of all: You are not the first woman that I've ever loved in my short life here on Earth. Love happens; it's one of those things that will knock you off your feet if you're not paying enough attention, kind of like a truck. For this I am sorry. Love gone wrong can scar so much worse than a knife wound, and sadly, that's what happened to me. Please forgive me for my callousness and short temper. It's not because of you--life isn't sweet to everyone, including me.


I know that this letter has probably been staggering and it may leave you a little more sad than before you read it.

However,
I can promise you with every ounce of my being and my word as a man, that you will be the last woman I ever kiss. Before I met you, everything in this world moved at a breakneck speed, and when your lips first touched mine, it stopped and I was breathless. Thank you.
You will be the last person I dance with. No matter how big of a deal the situation is, whether it's our first dance at our wedding, or in our living room freshly painted. When your hands are in mine, I feel like I can take on the world, I feel complete. Thank you.
Finally, you will be the last woman I ever love. I can say that with full confidence. My heart will never feel as full as it is when I'm with you, as it is when I see that smile of yours. I love you.

Martin0:
Dear Future Wife,

There are a few things that you need to know about me. Please sit down and stop what you're doing, this isn't going to be easy to read, nor is it easy to write.

First , you are not the first woman that I have kissed. I'm sorry, but it's true, and I'm sure I will not have been the first man you've ever kissed. I'm okay with this. I understand that things happen and plans fall through.

Second, you are not the first woman that I have ever danced with. After high school proms, homecomings, college outings and random dance parties, you will not have been the first that has had my hand in theirs, nor their head on my chest listening to my heartbeat. Again, I apologize for this but it's in the past and I can't change that, nor would I want to.

Third, and most hurtful of all: You are not the first woman that I've ever loved in my short life here on Earth. Love happens; it's one of those things that will knock you off your feet if you're not paying enough attention, kind of like a truck. For this I am sorry. Love gone wrong can scar so much worse than a knife wound, and sadly, that's what happened to me. Please forgive me for my callousness and short temper. It's not because of you--life isn't sweet to everyone, including me.


I know that this letter has probably been staggering and it may leave you a little more sad than before you read it.

However,
I can promise you with every ounce of my being and my word as a man, that you will be the last woman I ever kiss. Before I met you, everything in this world moved at a breakneck speed, and when your lips first touched mine, it stopped and I was breathless. Thank you.
You will be the last person I dance with. No matter how big of a deal the situation is, whether it's our first dance at our wedding, or in our living room freshly painted. When your hands are in mine, I feel like I can take on the world, I feel complete. Thank you.
Finally, you will be the last woman I ever love. I can say that with full confidence. My heart will never feel as full as it is when I'm with you, as it is when I see that smile of yours. I love you.

You are a sweetheart.

How can a man know exactly how he is going to be with someone he has never met yet?!?!

That's a great write up that sounds all romantic and shiit, but unless you meet the PROPER woman to call wifey ( and she meet your criteria) all the above are just words.

Drinklimcaa:
False fantasy and fallacy.

You are writing as if you just watched an India love movie or a tellemundo.

When you grow older, reality will dawn on you.

First of all, i hope you are making every right and legal step in becoming rich?
Because if you don't have money, that your future wife will still dumb your broke ass.

Sadly, even if you have money, she can still cheat on you and boom!!!!!! Divorce has come in.

My only advice to you is to first focus on making legal money then even after you see that your future wife that was another guy's hoe.

Just take care of her and Leave the rest for GOD.

FOR NO MAN BRAGS ABOUT HIS WIFE, I REPEAT NO MAN!!!!!!

This last sentence sha.


My biggest fear in marriage.

I know I will be faithful in marriage. I have a belief that many girls have demons in them...... And can't be fvxking demon infested ladies...


It will break my heart if a lady cheats in marriage.

just take a look of what our girls become in nysc camp....


May God help us guys from these ladies who have no shame

Still using the tactic of worshippibg women to get sex I see
Old habits die hard.

boiz2men:


This last sentence sha.


My biggest fear in marriage.

I know I will be faithful in marriage. I have a belief that many girls have demons in them...... And can't be fvxking demon infested ladies...


It will break my heart if a lady cheats in marriage.

just take a look of what our girls become in nysc camp....


May God help us guys from these ladies who have no shame

I pray you get your heart desire

Evercurious:



I pray you get your heart desire

Amen dear. We will all get our heart desires.

khiaa:



You are a sweetheart.

Hey you! Been a while,you were busy this holidays,didnt get to see you online. Take care of you.

khiaa:



You are a sweetheart.

oh my lady how ur side na? I know say you dey enjoy yourself this December ooo?

Martin0:


oh my lady how ur side na? I know say you dey enjoy yourself this December ooo?

What're your plans for New Year's Eve?

bejeria101:


Hey you! Been a while,you were busy this holidays,didnt get to see you online. Take care of you.

I have been spending time with my family. What are you doing for New Year's Eve, are you going out to party?

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I have been spending time with my family. What are you doing for New Year's Eve, are you going out to party?[/quot

Party! Should try that. Would be in church for the cross over service.

How pathetically sad. When a woman decides to marry you, she won't be worrying about all this trash you've listed and apologised for.

She'll be thinking of your social status and how beneficial it will be to her future.

She will be thinking of your financial status and potential if it would be wise to hitch her wagon to yours.

She will be thinking how easy it is to manipulate you to do whatever she wants with as little friction as possible.

She will be thinking how good you are in bed and if you had enough practise before her so you can pleasure her when she deigns to offer you her body.

She'll be wondering about a lot of things that will benefit her in the long term, not this garbage you've concocted.

This letter is so sad, it's almost funny. Pfft

Ask the married women here whose husbands adore them if they'd marry the same man again. This is despite knowing he's trying his best to be the best man to them. Wake the fúck up. Marriage is a scam

ubunja:
Still using the tactic of worshippibg women to get sex I see
Old habits die hard.

So effing pathetic. I cannot believe a man is writing this drivel in 2019. Bloody sad

khiaa:


What're your plans for New Year's Eve?

well as you know majority will be in church tonight, including the non church goers like **** then after the cross over, just minutes after i will have a video call with my one long time childhood female friend who's based in your country! then later on call all my contacts or send text, then later on probably by 2am will be going out to have some cold drink's as part of the cross over party! Then when i get home drunk,i will then call you but if i can't find your contact hmmmmmm well let's see till then....

Eeyah!




That's all I can say to your epistle Martin0

Aww! So sweet of you martin0.


The letter isn't meant for me but I can't help blushing.

victorian:
Eeyah!




That's all I can say to your epistle Martin0

this woman how way nau? i know say you just dey pop up with those your fine fine friends

nor blame me, i just dey arrange mys

Martin0:


this woman how way nau? i know say you just dey pop up with those your fine fine friends

nor blame me, i just dey arrange mys

I'm fine


I understand, it's needed.

But with all the fine babes in your area, one suppose fit your bill nah?

Shaking my head

Marty when will you change

Belafonte:
How pathetically sad. When a woman decides to marry you, she won't be worrying about all this trash you've listed and apologised for.

She'll be thinking of your social status and how beneficial it will be to her future.

She will be thinking of your financial status and potential if it would be wise to hitch her wagon to yours.

She will be thinking how easy it is to manipulate you to do whatever she wants with as little friction as possible.

She will be thinking how good you are in bed and if you had enough practise before her so you can pleasure her when she deigns to offer you her body.

She'll be wondering about a lot of things that will benefit her in the long term, not this garbage you've concocted.

This letter is so sad, it's almost funny. Pfft

Ask the married women here whose husbands adore them if they'd marry the same man again. This is despite knowing he's trying his best to be the best man to them. Wake the fúck up. Marriage is a scam

this one has drank the red pill. Truth though

Your exes be like

Eberechi24:
Aww! So sweet of you martin0.


The letter isn't meant for me but I can't help blushing.

will you give him pussy though based on this post?

Belafonte:
How pathetically sad. When a woman decides to marry you, she won't be worrying about all this trash you've listed and apologised for.

She'll be thinking of your social status and how beneficial it will be to her future.

She will be thinking of your financial status and potential if it would be wise to hitch her wagon to yours.

She will be thinking how easy it is to manipulate you to do whatever she wants with as little friction as possible.

She will be thinking how good you are in bed and if you had enough practise before her so you can pleasure her when she deigns to offer you her body.

She'll be wondering about a lot of things that will benefit her in the long term, not this garbage you've concocted.

This letter is so sad, it's almost funny. Pfft

Ask the married women here whose husbands adore them if they'd marry the same man again. This is despite knowing he's trying his best to be the best man to them. Wake the fúck up. Marriage is a scam

#RedPill forever

ubunja:
will you give him pussy though based on this post?

Was getting pussy the aim of his thread?

Guy, stop seeing yourself in every guys' life. The fact you didn't get it right doesn't mean no one should.

ubunja:
Still using the tactic of worshippibg women to get sex I see
Old habits die hard.

Lolzz weak tactics tho.. He will only get some likes & probably some numbers. These guys will continue pûssy worshipping even when the pûssy is begging to be fûcked

davecris:
Your exes be like

Lolzzz

you be baby for where Nigerian girls dey
let them open their thread you go faint

victorian:
Eeyah!




That's all I can say to your epistle Martin0

You are really soft and fresh. Are you German? I love Germans

Georgexx1:


You are really soft and fresh. Are you German? I love Germans

Lol German?


No o!


Am confirmed Nigerian.


Lemme see your pic too