Gisters:
Two lovers reportedly drowned while ‘having sex in a river’ to celebrate the new year, and their family have blamed it all on a mermaid.

The two lovers identified as Charmaine Nyakata (21) and 17-year-old Munashe Nedziva, were allegedly having sex in Mayambura River near Prince Charles Dam in Seke, Zimbabwe, when the incident occurred.

While some believed that the man drowned while attempting to save his lover from drowning, the naked bodies of the lovers where retrieved by police sub-aqua divers and the clothes of the lovers were found on the edge of the dam placed on stones.

However Silvester Lafoti, Charmaine’s uncle who conveyed thoughts of the family in an interview, said the family suspected that the two were taken by a mermaid believed to be in the dam. This suspicion was backed by a beer bottle spotted floating on top of the water, before the lovers drowned.

”We have lost a girl who was so brilliant and was supposed to do her Upper Six this year, We are not sure of what actually happened, but from what we gathered from the people who were celebrating New Year at the place, we are convinced that the two were taken by a mermaid,” said Lafoti.

The family further claimed that the two had been taken by mermaid following findings that Charmaine’s body was found without her eyes, however fish mongers dismissed the suggestions saying fishes could have feasted on the body.

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gaby:
Stupidity is blaming an innocent and most likely non existent mermaid in that water for the foolishness of two Hot dogs who failed to learn how to swim but thought they could suspend themselves on water while bleeping away their lives.

Nonsense superstitious jargons.

Ifyhills:
Lols, dat mermaid no like porn dats y.

Randy100:
The male counterpart of mermaid is called what? And why is it the female that always attack people?

olasiyanv:

why is it the female anopheles mosquito that suck blood

MarcC:



Oga how far na .. U wan bring feminism enter this one again?

MobilityExpress:

Male is called Merguard

Konki:


But blaming GEJ for incompetence of Buhari is acceptable?

Lol

Konki:


But blaming GEJ for incompetence of Buhari is acceptable?

Lol

clefstone:
were they having a party with a mermaid?

olasiyanv:

why is it the female anopheles mosquito that suck blood

Blackfire:
Yoruba people...

skondo09:



oga both suck blood, only the female carries the malaria parasite

Randy100:
The male counterpart of mermaid is called what? And why is it the female that always attack people?