LiveByNight:
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Imagine the incoherent gibberish you typed ?

Are you mentally ill?

Paxie55:

Chai. You worry oo

I had always followed my immediate elder bro to play ball with his friends.
I was always the goal keeper.

You plan refilling the tooth or leave it? Cos broken tooth are somehow cute.
I have a crack on my tooth but unnoticeable one, was playing dodgy balls and that was how I hit my tooth on the floor.

oluwasegun007:


Just kidding... Anyways try to free yourself once in a while.. Try to be an extrovert a little...

It build good memories and calms the nerve.

Buffalowings3:

So that nigga na olodo.

MariaLavina:
Lol I no get elder brother, nah dove-like elder sister I get we are just so different! she's too gentle the family's good girl *rolls eyes*
But I get three younger brothers still their craze no reach my own oooo . If I change am for them ehn . Let's just say then I was the jagaban of my family. Until I gave my life to Christ



I'm not changing it, its been like that for over 13 years now. Name so he go dey. But I stopped playing rough since then. I changed to playing pranks

Paxie55:

Yeah, one of my new year goals.

Neddyogu:


Kids grow. You have to understand that. There are many experiences i had that a kid of 27 doesn't have and can only imagine. Ask urself how many 27year olds today used black and white TV or used the kinda TV that has shutters like cupboard. Hw many 27year olds ever saw a pendulum grandfather clock or played Yvonne ChakaChaka with Kenwood turntable? 27 years is a kid in my family and those belong to the indomie generation.

iberiberism:


I LOGGED IN JUST TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU GAVE ME GOOD LAUGH, AND I'M LOGGING BACK OUT. THANKS MAN.

Paxie55:

Lol.
My elder sis na slow but mighty, she doesn't make noise but I still deh fear am shaa.
Thank God she don go meet her husband outside, na me be the second madam now.

I planned giving my life to Christ but e still deh hard me.
Put me in your prayers abeg, strong this week, weak next week.

amaniro:



First of all a 27 year is not a KID.

18 years sef is no longer a kid. The world has changed from that deluded thought. When did Zuckerberg create Facebook? when he was 19.


You'll keep deceiving yourself because a 27 year old is meant to be married with kids. Who doesn't know black and white TV? who don't know Yvonne Chaka Chaka?

Neddyogu:


I dunno why u sound so pained. A 27year old could be considered a grown-up in ur circle, but in mine, he's a diaper-soiling kid.

amaniro:




Suit yourself, everybody has diverse philosophy, I guess I'm also in the "indomie generation" in your world.

MariaLavina:
Lol... Those gentle people get strong anger ooo. I remember one day like that, my sister wey be say nah my mama go dey give am liver to face me . lol sometimes my mama will take cane beat her so she ( my sister) will beat me or at least fight me back. Na so one day, mama and papa no dey house so I carry my trouble garment on wan go frustrate my sis as usual. Nne I no know how she take do am ooo. Before I know it I don land on the floor, chest down. My sister on top my back dey give me better beating. Hain! she beat me that day. My brothers come dey for the room dey cheer her up. They laughed and mocked me. Shame grip me ! Babe I begged ooo . The beating no be for here. How she take do am, till today I no know. But I know never to engage am in mortal combat again.




You have to do it now dear, procrastination is dangerous. I will remember you in my prayers

Splinz:

But why those indomie children dey vex Na?

Splinz:


But why those indomie children dey vex Na?

Youngzubi:
I was just scrolling through my phone and came across some funny pictures but this particular aeroplane got me cracking.

Leaf aeroplane:i could remember back then how i normally run from one town to another with aim to make the leaf spin fast such that i would fly into the air

Youngzubi:


Pained soul.

Imagine African claiming English!.. Wasted generation.

Swear with your scrotum that you didn't play with such toy...your lack of common sense irritates me...... Remain useless like your father and so will your entire offspring.

You can't even write a common sentence without messing the whole thread with grammatical error yet you claimed to be well educated.. What a wasted resources

You'er extremely poor.. Admit it

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