bluefilm:
I was taught in catechism class as a young nigga that Jesus died on the cross and rose up from the dead after three days and then he ascended into heaven.

What a dumb tale!!!

Are you just looking for attention? So what is your hope in life? Who made you? How did this whole universe appear? Have you gone through all the records of the world written and unwritten? Do you think things just appear like that? Who made oxigen? What is atom? Who made it?

Find answers to these questions before you ever die. Because you must surely die one day just as everybody dies and you will remain alive and face whatever part of eternity you gained for yourself.

Jesus is the person who created human beings and gave you your free will to think and behave as you like.
He came from heaven to earth to tell you that actions have consequences. To love each other and love God. He worked miracles to show that he is not any ordinary human being and he rose from the dead because he is the master of life and existence. Death has no power over him. All that he did was written down and recorded. The records were read to you and taught to you. The person who taught you is not the original writer. The original writers of the records, saw Jesus face to face and gave the records to the church to keep.

If you want to disprove him, that is your own cup of tea. He is not quarelling with you. I don't know what happend to you that you are quarelling with him.

15ssDRIVE:
Take Daddy’s cash without telling him,meaning thunder go strike.
Men wen I start the discovery,my biggest bros Dey form,good boy.
Teacher self corporate,when she see say Na me dey buy,highest.
The smell of aboki Suya and onions,quickly baptized my big bros back to the devils home.
Na Popsy call me,come dey advise say....movee of other people cash no Good ohhhhh.........

Imagine Calvin Klein and Lee jeans,for G man wey no get office.
Alhamdililah,it’s a new dawn now!!!

To say I didn't understand one sentence of what you typed is an understatement

Pharrel22:
India won the super eagles Nigeria with a margin of 99 goals

Then one Nigerian player sacrificed himself by scoring a goal and died. because of that one goal, Nigeria won the match and India was banned from international games.whoever coined that lie can never make heaven.

Mariangeles:
To say I didn't understand one sentence of what you typed is an understatement

so you are telling me you can't identify an igbo smoker on the internet?

IjebuWarrior:
That if I can steal a Bush baby's (Egbere) lamp and mat, I go become rich.. as in rich!

Where's the goddamn bush baby sef?

stanliwise:
so you are telling me you can't identify an igbo smoker on the internet?

I tire !

That one jew man called Jesus died for our sins...

arinzos:
Them plenty oh.
If you bend down and eat,the food will come out of your Anus at once.we gat sitdown and eat.

If Lizard no carry ur tooth fr zinc,it will not grow again(see as we go de cry if Lizard no gree carry our teeth)

Once you pray to God as Married couple,you go born pikin(I don't even knw wetin be sex then)

All cat na Witch

If you touch Dog eyes and touch your eyes with the same hands,you go start to see spirit(we hear say dogs de see spirit)

The Dog-dey-see-spirit part na true o!

Sleekfingers:
That one jew man called Jesus died for our sins...

so what did you now believe.

Sleekfingers:
That one jew man called Jesus died for our sins...

Attention seeker!
Focus!

That star fall down from the sky and turn to ant. (tanatana)...lol

Mariangeles:
The Dog-dey-see-spirit part na true o!

oga abeg exapansiate oh. Idey with paper and pen.

That the colour of albino's saliva is black. Lol.....

uuzba:


Are you just looking for attention? So what is your hope in life? Who made you? How did this whole universe appear? Have you gone through all the records of the world written and unwritten? Do you think things just appear like that? Who made oxigen? What is atom? Who made it?

Find answers to these questions before you ever die. Because you must surely die one day just as everybody dies and you will remain alive and face whatever part of eternity you gained for yourself.

Jesus is the person who created human beings and gave you your free will to think and behave as you like.
He came from heaven to earth to tell you that actions have consequences. To love each other and love God. He worked miracles to show that he is not any ordinary human being and he rose from the dead be cause he is the master of life and existence. Death has no power over him.

If you want to disprove him, that is your own cup of tea. He is not quarelling with you. I don't know what happend to you that you are quarelling with him.

Na wa o... So na that jew man called Jesus created you..

ollah2:




That an Isreali man died for my sins and that of my ancestors in Africa

LOL.
My own was even worse.

I believed that the stories of Jesus, the miracles, crucifixion, the resurrection and ascension, as well as other biblical stories were occurring or had recently occurred in the my neighboring villages.

I was in shock when I finally discovered that they were 2000-3000 yr old fairy tales from very very distant lands not even in our continent.

I wept.

I wept that my people had been conned.

hahahaha, funny jokes that won't hold water.

WayStage:
That babies come out from the anus

I actually thought babies were vomitted

that my mum is really saving all the money i gave her

As a kid i use to think that the sky was a foamy
detergent leather.maybe one day the sky will fall and foamy leather will cover everywhere.

Lemme see. . god(anyone). Juju. devil. Heaven. hell.. witchcraft.. All those Bullshit.!

EATING FISH HEAD MAKES YOU DULL

His Parents Made him..
Look at your question.. It has a touch of finality a Touch of I have an Idea.. Why Ask questions when some how deep down you wont accept answers..
You have been made to believe..
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You have been indoctrinated and it show..
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You said Who made who made.. Instead of How and what and When.?

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In this life.. We dont need answers to such questions.. We need to struggle, hustle and survive... Thats what we do and have been doing for Millions of years
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uuzba:


Are you just looking for attention? So what is your hope in life? Who made you? How did this whole universe appear? Have you gone through all the records of the world written and unwritten? Do you think things just appear like that? Who made oxigen? What is atom? Who made it?

Find answers to these questions before you ever die. Because you must surely die one day just as everybody dies and you will remain alive and face whatever part of eternity you gained for yourself.

Jesus is the person who created human beings and gave you your free will to think and behave as you like.
He came from heaven to earth to tell you that actions have consequences. To love each other and love God. He worked miracles to show that he is not any ordinary human being and he rose from the dead because he is the master of life and existence. Death has no power over him. All that he did was written down and recorded. The records were read to you and taught to you. The person who taught you is not the original writer. The original writers of the records, saw Jesus face to face and gave the records to the church to keep.

If you want to disprove him, that is your own cup of tea. He is not quarelling with you. I don't know what happend to you that you are quarelling with him.

I once believed that jesus is lord

As a child , I used to think if the belly button of a male and female touches each other, the girl will get preganant.
Not like anyone told me this, I just tried to figure it out myself- or how else would someone get pregnant?

snakes are deaf.. My broda Use Google na. . Asker's rating Answers No. Snakes are deaf. As deaf as an adder, as a matter of fact. . . .

Adewale1603:
that one is true fact

Mumu fairy tale..
They should try it now when Peeps have camera phones everywhere na.!
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BUHARIwilDIE019:
That dead people do come out to exist in another place, and if recognized they disappear.. I still the wonder!!

manikspears:


Then one Nigerian player sacrificed himself by scoring a goal and died. because of that one goal, Nigeria won the match and India was banned from international games.whoever coined that lie can never make heaven.

and the lie went viral...

Back to the topic, I believed that if rain is falling and sun is shining, a lion is giving birth

obembet:
Guys, I remember those days when my brother told me that if I drink coconut water, I.will be dull in school. I will not know anything in school..

Share yours. let hear those wonderful memories..

If I sweep the house at night I'd invite spirit.

ExAngel007:
if a man touches me I get pregnant

2 Face Idibia sends his regards.

Daywatcher, there's no such thing as banana tree.

I actually believed in Santa

I used to think mascots were actually real, you know the life-sized Barney, Mickey Mouse etc

Unfortunately my old man thinks WWE fights aren't scripted.

Tejiriseth:
His Parents Made him..
Look at your question.. It has a touch of finality a Touch of I have an Idea.. Why Ask questions when some how deep down you wont accept answers..
You have been made to believe..
.
You have been indoctrinated and it show..
.
You said Who made who made.. Instead of How and what and When.?

.
In this life.. We dont need answers to such questions.. We need to struggle, hustle and survive... Thats what we do and have been doing for Millions of years
.
.

The records I stated above clearly state exactly how Jesus mother gave birth to him. His father (on earth) was not involved in the process as all other human beings are.

Only him is 100% God and 100% Human.

You have never died, seen what lies after death and returned to definitely tell us that you know exactly what lies after death. Why would God deceive you? He exists outside of earthly life and sent Jesus from outside earthly life Into earthy life in a unique way that was recorded clearly.
All this to tell you what happens after death. He is the resurrection an life. Nobody gains heaven bypassing him. Life is Once ONLY. Death and judgment follow after.

You do not know. Why doubting the person that knows?
Well you have 100% free will to do as you please. Your ears and heart belong to you.

I not hear to convert or indoctrinate you to anything. You were looking for attention. I have given you a bit. You have much to think about. I cannot continue with you.
I wish you the best in whatever direction you are headed.

Jesus is coming soon
Santa Clause is real
Money grows on tree in America
We are the leaders of tomorrow
Love is real

That Jesus and angels were Caucasians