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A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by jameshow: 10:28pm On Jan 12, 2019 |
A colleague of mine who is well known for his meekness and gentleness to the extent that he is always referred to by everybody including the MD that is a quiet type, did something that made us cry in laughter. As usual he went for his launch break, when leaving he knew MD was in the office. on his way back he saw MD's car with the driver coming back towards the office, he couldn't have known that MD was in the car cos not long he left that MD went out with the driver. He started hitting the body of the car, shouting park!! park!!!, park!!!! with the thought that he was playing as usual with the driver. With a tainted glass, he couldn't have in anyways known that MD was in there. He continued shouting.The driver parked and he opened the front door to sit, as he seated he didn't look back he continue talking with the driver, suddenly he looked back and discovered that MD was in the car with the driver, come and see race, he opened the door and came down, MD told the driver to call him back. He entered back quietly he was just saying im sorry sir, im sorry till he reached office back. MD was amazed that he could behave that way. no action was taking against him but it was a funny scenario that made the whole company laughed 283 Likes 15 Shares |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by wunmi590(m): 10:38pm On Jan 12, 2019 |
Even me self laugh for here ![]() Some days are like that, funny dude 151 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by ultimate73(m): 11:07pm On Jan 12, 2019 |
Only sadist MD will sack him for that 373 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by churchkilo(m): 11:09pm On Jan 12, 2019 |
I think I can relate with this story, quite funny but risky 19 Likes |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by CreepyBlackpool: 1:01am On Jan 13, 2019 |
If you have been real close friends with introverts, you'll realise that when they feel comfortable with you they can be quite madly fun ![]() 536 Likes 27 Shares |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by flourishing247: 1:23am On Jan 13, 2019 |
CreepyBlackpool: I'm one. Only my very close friends know the crazy side of me. 212 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by flourishing247: 1:24am On Jan 13, 2019 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This is funny. 8 Likes |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by nedubest(m): 1:53am On Jan 13, 2019 |
lol ![]() ![]() ![]() 6 Likes |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Rextizzle(m): 2:39am On Jan 13, 2019 |
Ok o 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Speedyconnect15: 5:17am On Jan 13, 2019 |
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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by maureen44(f): 5:36am On Jan 13, 2019 |
Very funny.I can relate to such story. Ur MD is nice though.if its my former Oga the guy is gone and gone forever. 20 Likes |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by anochuko01(m): 6:07am On Jan 13, 2019 |
Na this kind madness I dey do. just finish am lock up. |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by RSVP: 7:20am On Jan 13, 2019 |
same thing happened to me when I was learning computer engineer right after my secondary school days. There was a mosque very close to our work shop where we all pray. my oga was a core Muslim. infact all of us for there na Muslim so it's Paramount to stop whatever we are doing when praying hour set in. So that day i was playing Gold Minner Game on one of the Pc then I heard them calling for prayer... I no even move cuz I knew my oga wasn't around and the rest apprentice knew I get small craze but I dey always act cool at work shop so they just left me there and went for prayer. Na so me dey enjoy my game jeje. suddenly someone came in and stood in front of me....... for my mind, I thought it was one of my seniors so I still buried down my head playing the game . the person stretched his finger to press the Esp key then I hit his hand. he tired to press again, I kicked his leg and hit his hand again without looking up...I heard some people giggling outside the shop but I still no send cuz the game don enter my system ... he stretched his finger the third time to press the Esp then I grabbed his finger and twist it backward and he shout Yeeee! .. Na so I look up! shock grip my balls. I open mouth. I shout Jesus!! it was ma Oga I dey hit and kick wey I no know ... I dropped the laptop. Run out of shop.. everybody dey laugh . oga sef just dey laugh.. it was fun . shout-out to my G Holamic and Rokesh. ![]() dem be my seniors dat time. lol 327 Likes 12 Shares |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Yohh: 7:36am On Jan 13, 2019 |
RSVP:Itumo? |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Pharaoh350s(m): 7:42am On Jan 13, 2019 |
Congratulations to him Next time he may not be lucky.. Ask ambode? 4 Likes |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Yohh: 7:55am On Jan 13, 2019 |
RSVP:Now u are talking, ROFL 35 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Nobody: 8:00am On Jan 13, 2019 |
RSVP: WORD 7 Likes |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by RSVP: 8:01am On Jan 13, 2019 |
Yohh: Lokatew.. Na una type full lagos ![]() small patient you no get. lol Happy Sunday . 12 Likes |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by jieta: 8:04am On Jan 13, 2019 |
RSVP: 34 Likes
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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Yohh: 8:10am On Jan 13, 2019 |
RSVP:Lokatew, na una type fill Naija. If u become governor now, na so u go dey pay salary bits by bits ![]() Happy weekend 21 Likes |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by chloride6: 8:33am On Jan 13, 2019 |
Lovely thread 2 Likes |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by joshmoy(m): 8:52am On Jan 13, 2019 |
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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Collins4u1(m): 9:00am On Jan 13, 2019 |
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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by ktmoore: 9:21am On Jan 13, 2019 |
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Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Nobody: 9:28am On Jan 13, 2019 |
Noted |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Nobody: 9:28am On Jan 13, 2019 |
jameshow:Your GRAMMATICAL construction is one of the best in recent times. You reported it well. It’s a NARRATIVE SPEECH and was well reported to the amazement of those that read through. It goes to show that PEOPLE are still challenging their higher centres. However, ENGLISH is just a language and not measure of wisdom. 51 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by MANNABBQGRILLS: 9:29am On Jan 13, 2019 |
......come and see race, he opened the door and came down, MD told the driver to call him back. He entered back quietly he was just saying im sorry sir, im sorry till he reached office back.Very funny! ![]() 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by easynetsms(m): 9:29am On Jan 13, 2019 |
I laughed so hard wen I read this... That guy is a clown ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by addikt(m): 9:31am On Jan 13, 2019 |
CreepyBlackpool: This is me 4 Likes |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Flattino(m): 9:32am On Jan 13, 2019 |
Lmao His village people are testing their microphone ![]() ![]() 9 Likes |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Ubdavis(m): 9:33am On Jan 13, 2019 |
Funny. But he could not have been sacked for that. Except ur MD is not normal human being. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by sisisioge: 9:34am On Jan 13, 2019 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Na crazze dey worry him. Na which can play he bin dey play with driver so? If the MD had had important clients in the vehicle nko? People got to know where to play rough plays jare. 6 Likes |
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