| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Newboss(m): 11:26am On Jan 13, 2019 |
fejikudz:
Shut up My brother, no be small shut up o  |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Flazer101(m): 11:27am On Jan 13, 2019 |
That was how my guy visited me.
Evening time, visibility wasn't that great..... When my guy knocked, my younger brother opened the door for him and he asked my younger brother wether am around and he said yes... Actually I was inside the room.
Na so my guy started bouncing into my house,making noise, shouting why I didn't pick my call... jokingly o.
Omo as my guy enter house , my dad was backing him, thinking it was I , na so my guy landed slap on my dad's head kpaaaa...he shouted too 'so you dey here and am knocking since'.... Omo as my papa rotate,,,,, Nigga shouted Jesus come run away.... my papa just start dey laugh am.... the race no be here o.
Later .. the guy muster courage come dey beg, plead, sorry sorry full everywhere.... the whole incident was so funny Sha. 14 Likes |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by seunfly: 11:28am On Jan 13, 2019 |
Sadiqali24:
how comes all of you are Muslims and you shouted Jesus when you saw it was your boss you twisted hand,bros it's very impossible for a Muslim to shout Jesus when in that kind of condition. Neddyogu:
U be Muslim, but u shouted "Jesus". Ok I see. That is very common especially among the elite who has plenty chriatains has friend. The first time I noticed it, it was one hajia with hijab to touches ground, any time she is gusting and she wants to exclaim, she will just shout Jesus or jezz!!! 2 Likes |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Neddyogu(m): 11:31am On Jan 13, 2019 |
RSVP:
Yeah I belong to everybody and I belong to nobody.
I could enter mosque or church and say prayers in my own way anytime I want...
People like us can't be religion rebel.
Good luck then with your religious experiments. |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Neddyogu(m): 11:33am On Jan 13, 2019 |
seunfly:
That is very common especially among the elite who has plenty chriatains has friend.
The first time I noticed it, it was one hajia with hijab to touches ground, any time she is gusting and she wants to exclaim, she will just shout Jesus or jezz!!! Have u wondered if d hadjia was originally a Christian who married a Muslim? I may be wrong but I don't think muslims pray to Jesus or invoke his name involuntarily. |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Baw2: 11:37am On Jan 13, 2019 |
I am one of them CreepyBlackpool:
If you have been real close friends with introverts, you'll realise that when they feel comfortable with you they can be quite madly fun |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by IFNOTGOD(m): 11:37am On Jan 13, 2019 |
CreepyBlackpool:
If you have been real close friends with introverts, you'll realise that when they feel comfortable with you they can be quite madly fun Very true, dey only speak n play when dey feel comfortable n protected around u |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Newboss(m): 11:39am On Jan 13, 2019 |
Sadiqali24:
how comes all of you are Muslims and you shouted Jesus when you saw it was your boss you twisted hand,bros it's very impossible for a Muslim to shout Jesus when in that kind of condition. That's just an exclamation just like "fūck", "holy fūck", "shìt", etc. They basically have no meaning as exclamation. Don't attach any meaning to it |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by buJu234: 11:52am On Jan 13, 2019 |
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All these type of gist we need sometimes to ease the tension in this country. .
We need more like this gist in the FP.
But oh boy, u get mind oo |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by cisdee(m): 11:54am On Jan 13, 2019 |
RSVP:
same thing happened to me when I was learning computer engineer right after my secondary school days.
There was a mosque very close to our work shop where we all pray. my oga was a core Muslim. infact all of us for there na Muslim so it's Paramount to stop whatever we are doing when praying hour set in.
So that day i was playing Gold Minner Game on one of the Pc
then I heard them calling for prayer... I no even move cuz I knew my oga wasn't around and the rest apprentice knew I get small craze but I dey always act cool at work shop so they just left me there and went for prayer. Na so me dey enjoy my game jeje. suddenly someone came in and stood in front of me....... for my mind, I thought it was one of my seniors so I still buried down my head playing the game . the person stretched his finger to press the Esp key then I hit his hand. he tired to press again, I kicked his leg and hit his hand again without looking up...I heard some people giggling outside the shop but I still no send cuz the game don enter my system ... he stretched his finger the third time to press the Esp then I grabbed his finger and twist it backward and he shout Yeeee! .. Na so I look up! shock grip my balls. I open mouth. I shout Jesus!!
it was ma Oga I dey hit and kick wey I no know ...
I dropped the laptop. Run out of shop.. everybody dey laugh .
oga sef just dey laugh.. it was fun .
shout-out to my G Holamic and Rokesh. 
dem be my seniors dat time. lol You A Muslim and you shouted JESUS? Wake up dude. |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by doggedfighter(f): 12:02pm On Jan 13, 2019 |
RSVP:
same thing happened to me when I was learning computer engineer right after my secondary school days.
There was a mosque very close to our work shop where we all pray. my oga was a core Muslim. infact all of us for there na Muslim so it's Paramount to stop whatever we are doing when praying hour set in.
So that day i was playing Gold Minner Game on one of the Pc
then I heard them calling for prayer... I no even move cuz I knew my oga wasn't around and the rest apprentice knew I get small craze but I dey always act cool at work shop so they just left me there and went for prayer. Na so me dey enjoy my game jeje. suddenly someone came in and stood in front of me....... for my mind, I thought it was one of my seniors so I still buried down my head playing the game . the person stretched his finger to press the Esp key then I hit his hand. he tired to press again, I kicked his leg and hit his hand again without looking up...I heard some people giggling outside the shop but I still no send cuz the game don enter my system ... he stretched his finger the third time to press the Esp then I grabbed his finger and twist it backward and he shout Yeeee! .. Na so I look up! shock grip my balls. I open mouth. I shout Jesus!!
it was ma Oga I dey hit and kick wey I no know ...
I dropped the laptop. Run out of shop.. everybody dey laugh .
oga sef just dey laugh.. it was fun .
shout-out to my G Holamic and Rokesh.
dem be my seniors dat time. lol This is just too funny. |
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| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by samsam2019: 12:03pm On Jan 13, 2019 |
maureen44:
Very funny.I can relate to such story. Ur MD is nice though.if its my former Oga the guy is gone and gone forever.
your former oga is mad in the head then |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by doggedfighter(f): 12:04pm On Jan 13, 2019 |
Rcrown:
Tell your colleague to get mature and take the work environment seriously, it is called work and not play. Probably it's a small organization where you can see your MD. He can't try such playful and time wasting act with some organization. Tell him to grow up professionally or get registered for some professional courses to help develop his work mindset. Who is this? Take a walk outta here ! 3 Likes |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by seunfly: 12:04pm On Jan 13, 2019 |
Neddyogu:
Have u wondered if d hadjia was originally a Christian who married a Muslim? I may be wrong but I don't think muslims pray to Jesus or invoke his name involuntarily. Not at all, she is single, fulani and Abuja based but schooled in United state and UK. To them it is exclamation, especially when the are mixed with Christian friends. |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Neddyogu(m): 12:14pm On Jan 13, 2019 |
seunfly:
Not at all, she is single, fulani and Abuja based but schooled in United state and UK. To them it is exclamation, especially when the are mixed with Christian friends. Ok. I hope they don't take it the wrong way if they hear her scream Jesus and take off her head for it. |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Nobody: 12:18pm On Jan 13, 2019 |
CreepyBlackpool:
If you have been real close friends with introverts, you'll realise that when they feel comfortable with you they can be quite madly fun introverts are the best people to be friends with. |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by jameshow: 12:20pm On Jan 13, 2019 |
I laughed and it was as if I was cutting onions with the tears rolling down my cheeks. |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by obinoral1179(m): 12:31pm On Jan 13, 2019 |
RSVP:
same thing happened to me when I was learning computer engineer right after my secondary school days.
There was a mosque very close to our work shop where we all pray. my oga was a core Muslim. infact all of us for there na Muslim so it's Paramount to stop whatever we are doing when praying hour set in.
So that day i was playing Gold Minner Game on one of the Pc
then I heard them calling for prayer... I no even move cuz I knew my oga wasn't around and the rest apprentice knew I get small craze but I dey always act cool at work shop so they just left me there and went for prayer. Na so me dey enjoy my game jeje. suddenly someone came in and stood in front of me....... for my mind, I thought it was one of my seniors so I still buried down my head playing the game . the person stretched his finger to press the Esp key then I hit his hand. he tired to press again, I kicked his leg and hit his hand again without looking up...I heard some people giggling outside the shop but I still no send cuz the game don enter my system ... he stretched his finger the third time to press the Esp then I grabbed his finger and twist it backward and he shout Yeeee! .. Na so I look up! shock grip my balls. I open mouth. I shout Jesus!!
it was ma Oga I dey hit and kick wey I no know ...
I dropped the laptop. Run out of shop.. everybody dey laugh .
oga sef just dey laugh.. it was fun .
shout-out to my G Holamic and Rokesh.
dem be my seniors dat time. lol Jesus name always saves........ That name sweet die...... I laugh here toooo 3 Likes |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by iyke649(m): 12:51pm On Jan 13, 2019 |
RSVP:
same thing happened to me when I was learning computer engineer right after my secondary school days.
There was a mosque very close to our work shop where we all pray. my oga was a core Muslim. infact all of us for there na Muslim so it's Paramount to stop whatever we are doing when praying hour set in.
So that day i was playing Gold Minner Game on one of the Pc
then I heard them calling for prayer... I no even move cuz I knew my oga wasn't around and the rest apprentice knew I get small craze but I dey always act cool at work shop so they just left me there and went for prayer. Na so me dey enjoy my game jeje. suddenly someone came in and stood in front of me....... for my mind, I thought it was one of my seniors so I still buried down my head playing the game . the person stretched his finger to press the Esp key then I hit his hand. he tired to press again, I kicked his leg and hit his hand again without looking up...I heard some people giggling outside the shop but I still no send cuz the game don enter my system ... he stretched his finger the third time to press the Esp then I grabbed his finger and twist it backward and he shout Yeeee! .. Na so I look up! shock grip my balls. I open mouth. I shout Jesus!!
it was ma Oga I dey hit and kick wey I no know ...
I dropped the laptop. Run out of shop.. everybody dey laugh .
oga sef just dey laugh.. it was fun .
shout-out to my G Holamic and Rokesh.
dem be my seniors dat time. lol You shouted Jesus and you say you be moslem  . Guy try dry lie small small. This is 2019 |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by iyke649(m): 12:52pm On Jan 13, 2019 |
RSVP:
same thing happened to me when I was learning computer engineer right after my secondary school days.
There was a mosque very close to our work shop where we all pray. my oga was a core Muslim. infact all of us for there na Muslim so it's Paramount to stop whatever we are doing when praying hour set in.
So that day i was playing Gold Minner Game on one of the Pc
then I heard them calling for prayer... I no even move cuz I knew my oga wasn't around and the rest apprentice knew I get small craze but I dey always act cool at work shop so they just left me there and went for prayer. Na so me dey enjoy my game jeje. suddenly someone came in and stood in front of me....... for my mind, I thought it was one of my seniors so I still buried down my head playing the game . the person stretched his finger to press the Esp key then I hit his hand. he tired to press again, I kicked his leg and hit his hand again without looking up...I heard some people giggling outside the shop but I still no send cuz the game don enter my system ... he stretched his finger the third time to press the Esp then I grabbed his finger and twist it backward and he shout Yeeee! .. Na so I look up! shock grip my balls. I open mouth. I shout Jesus!!
it was ma Oga I dey hit and kick wey I no know ...
I dropped the laptop. Run out of shop.. everybody dey laugh .
oga sef just dey laugh.. it was fun .
shout-out to my G Holamic and Rokesh.
dem be my seniors dat time. lol You shouted Jesus and you say you be moslem . Guy try dey Lie small small. This is 2019 1 Like |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by sammy99(m): 12:59pm On Jan 13, 2019 |
They said an hungry man is an angry man
The MD is not an hungry man,so will he not take it as a joke
der is time for everything,a time to joke and to b serious and dats wot i think d MD understands
And moreover, d man must av been a valuable(a value that is able to meet d needs of others) person to d MD.
D MD has a nice character and trainings by nature so he understands things even wen u think it might upset him and d man must av been a faithful and loyal to d MD. |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by BarrElChapo(m): 1:07pm On Jan 13, 2019 |
I daresay that most introvert have pure madness in us. Just get into our inner circle. With my closest friends i'm a clown and they can't stop laughing, other people will swear i don't talk. |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by BarrElChapo(m): 1:09pm On Jan 13, 2019 |
Hahahaha another cracking story, well sha your pops nice to find humor at all Flazer101:
That was how my guy visited me.
Evening time, visibility wasn't that great..... When my guy knocked, my younger brother opened the door for him and he asked my younger brother wether am around and he said yes... Actually I was inside the room.
Na so my guy started bouncing into my house,making noise, shouting why I didn't pick my call... jokingly o.
Omo as my guy enter house , my dad was backing him, thinking it was I , na so my guy landed slap on my dad's head kpaaaa...he shouted too 'so you dey here and am knocking since'.... Omo as my papa rotate,,,,, Nigga shouted Jesus come run away.... my papa just start dey laugh am.... the race no be here o.
Later .. the guy muster courage come dey beg, plead, sorry sorry full everywhere.... the whole incident was so funny Sha. |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Emotionss: 1:16pm On Jan 13, 2019 |
[color=#006600][/color] CreepyBlackpool:
lol
see how all of us gathered here My guy being an introvert is one of the best things that can ever happen to anyone |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by BarrElChapo(m): 1:17pm On Jan 13, 2019 |
fxtree:
The MD of Odun Environmental Limitedwill sack you for this. Confirmed sadist !. |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by chiboy1116: 1:20pm On Jan 13, 2019 |
CreepyBlackpool:
If you have been real close friends with introverts, you'll realise that when they feel comfortable with you they can be quite madly fun dude the craziness of an introvert no b here ...just wait make him de comfortable with you ...na you set go tire. |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by papae1(m): 1:30pm On Jan 13, 2019 |
flourishing247:
I'm one. Only my very close friends know the crazy side of me. We're in this together. 1 Like |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Nobody: 1:43pm On Jan 13, 2019 |
Very funny... Reminds me of several incidents at my previous work place in Naija I once worked for this indigenous oil servicing firm WITH a CODED RANDY MD. A colleague "IT Personnel " resumed work earlier than usual cos he needed to see the MD on some pressing software installation issues He knocked as usual and according to him, he heard what sounded like "come in" . He turned the knob and walked in on the MD viciously sucking the boobs of a female colleague " Engineer " They were so carried away that they forgot to lock the door. Poor guy apologized severally and closed the door. That was his last day . Another incident with same MD and a Male accountant. One early morning - around 6am, the Accountant received a text message from the MD : " where are you? " The Accountant replied " at home Sir, good morning " MD sent another " have you done the HIV test ? Accountant knew the MD had goofed so he replied" No Sir, this is " Pascal ( not real name)". No other text message followed from MD. MD didnt fire this one . 2 Likes |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Bestchisom(m): 1:52pm On Jan 13, 2019 |
Emotionss:
[color=#006600][/color]
My guy being an introvert is one of the best things that can ever happen to anyone LOL... Are u sure?... I wish I wasn't sha |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by Ayobami7(m): 2:03pm On Jan 13, 2019 |
lol |
| Re: A Colleague Nearly Got Himself Sacked by adeiza4u(m): 2:08pm On Jan 13, 2019 |
flourishing247:
I'm one. Only my very close friends know the crazy side of me. You just got all right! Only my close friend knows my true color, Others always think I can't talk and be fun |
