adoyi8:

If you know what Jizz means, I don't think you will make heaven. you hypocrite.

Fuc5k you. He will fill your mouth with jizz and seal it with gravel.

MrPresident1:



Fuc5k you. He will fill your mouth with jizz and seal it with gravel.

You use expletives too impressive

Hermes019:

You use expletives too impressive

Stop expecting a sweet sexy Jesus, the Jesus that is coming is fearsome and fiery. When he speaks, it thunders

MrPresident1:


Stop expecting a sweet sexy Jesus, the Jesus that is coming is fearsome and fiery. When he speaks, it thunders

OK we are waiting

OpenYourEyes1:


No, the Bible is NOT like other religious books. Global flood indeed happened..
Fossil records and dinosaurs bones all over the world show that most animals were buried in a catastrophic flood. Stop believing everything you watch on TV. It is your duty as the smartest member to research this dumb things I post.

They are not history.. Even the jews whose ancestors wrote it don't even use it as a history textbook.. They use it in a synagogue for moral instructions.. You read the story and learn the message or moral in the story.... Every religion has its own,
It is the Romans that added their new testament bull shyt at the end of the Jewish Tanakh.. To deceive and confuse you..

HappyPagan:


I'm human.

Answer the question

Benjamin08:


Answer the question

I'm atheist.

HappyPagan:

I'm atheist.

Ok

Your great grand papa die for this matter rapture no happen, your grand papa too.. Now you wan waste your life over this same matter.... Oyinbo wey write the book dey develop their city. They bar you from entering unless you get millions for account or you be genius...

No get sense... You hear..

sonmvayina:


They are not history.. Even the jews whose ancestors wrote it don't even use it as a history textbook.. They use it in a synagogue for moral instructions.. You read the story and learn the message or moral in the story.... Every religion has its own,
It is the Romans that added their new testament bull shyt at the end of the Jewish Tanakh.. To deceive and confuse you..

Jews rarely read the old testament (torah). Jews read the Talmud. It is the main religious text of Judaism and not the Old testament which they pay scant attention to.

MISHIGAS!

PATCHING THE MISERABLE PAGAN.

(See what I did there?)

A dirty job, but someone has to show the Pigs that this is not how they come to the Dinner-Table...

HappyPagan:


The Rapture

About 2000 years ago, a foreign spirit possessed a young Hebrew virgin, Mary. This Mary would go on to give birth to a brown baby boy she named Jesus. That was what God told her to name him, for God was the father of the son.

It is always disgusting when people (and I use the term loosely,) begin to criticize The Bible without first learning how to read and write.

. LUKE 1:26-38.

26.And in the sixth month
the Angel Gabriel
was sent from God
unto a city of Galilee,
named Nazareth,
27. To a virgin espoused
to a man whose name
was Joseph,
of the house of David;
and the virgin's name was Mary.
28. And the Angel came in
unto her,
and said,

"Hail, thou that art
highly favoured, The LORD
is with thee:
Blessed art thou
among women."

29.And when she saw him,
she was troubled at his saying,
and cast in her mind
what manner of salutation
this should be.
30. And the Angel
said unto her,

"Fear not, Mary:
for thou hast found
favour with God.
31. And, behold,
thou shalt conceive
in thy womb,
and bring forth a son,
and shalt call his Name 'JESUS.'
32. "He shall be Great,
and shall be called
The Son of the Highest:
and The Lord God
shall give unto him
The Throne of his father David:
33. And he shall reign over
The House of Jacob for ever;
and of his Kingdom
there shall be no end."

34. Then said Mary
unto the Angel,

"How shall this be,
seeing I know not a man?"

35. And the Angel answered
and said unto her,

"The Holy Ghost
shall come upon thee,
and The Power of the Highest shall overshadow thee:
therefore also
that holy thing
which shall be born of thee
shall be called The Son of God.
36. And, behold,
thy cousin Elisabeth,
she hath also conceived
a son in her old age:
and this is the sixth month
with her,
who was called barren.
37. "For with God
nothing shall be impossible."
38. And Mary said,

"Behold the handmaid
of The LORD;
be it unto me
according to thy Word."

And the Angel departed from her.

NOTHING IN THE SCRIPTURE SUGGESTS THAT MARY WAS AT ANY TIME POSSESSED BY ANY SPIRIT.

1. None of her Bodily nor Mental functions were usurped nor aberrated.

2. She received no special Powers of Perception, nor Knowledge.

3. There is nothing "Foreign" about The Holy Spirit: this was the Entity that created Life on Earth.

. GENESIS 1:1-3.

IN The Beginning
God created the Heaven
and the Earth.
2. And the Earth was
without form, and void;
and Darkness was upon
the Face of the Deep.
And The Spirit of God
moved upon
the Face of the Waters.
3. And God Said,

"LET THERE BE LIGHT:"

and there was light.

WHEN ANY CREATURE IS BORN, THEY ARE IMPRINTED WITH A FRESH COPY OF THE COMMANDS OF GOD TO THAT SPECIES, ENABLING IT TO DO THE THINGS OF ITS SPECIES.

This explains why Hybrids are sterile and attempts to create living organisms in the laboratory have been... well, unfruitful.

. JOHN 1:1-5,9.

IN The Beginning was The Word,
and The Word was with God,
and The Word was God.
2. The same was
in The Beginning with God.
3. All things were made by Him,
and without Him
was not anything made
that was made.
4. In Him was Life,
and The Life was The Light of Men.
5. And The Light shineth in Darkness,
and The Darkness comprehended It not.
9. That was The True Light,
which lighteth every man
that cometh into the World.

AT THIS TIME, EVERY CREATURE RECEIVES A STREAMING FLOW OF PACKETS OF LIVING ENERGY, IN THE FORM OF BALLS OR RINGS OF FIRE, THAT ENTER THE SOUL BODY AT A POINT SPECIFIC TO THAT CREATURE.

This can be considered a manifestation of THE SPIRIT OF GOD.

This is what makes Living Things alive.

. GENESIS 6:3.

3. And The LORD Said,

"My Spirit shall not
always strive with Man,
for that he also is Flesh:
yet his days shall be
an hundred and twenty years.

HappyPagan:

The boy Jesus grew and lived a very boring life till he was thirty. He spent the next three years trying to convince his village people that he was God's Son. 

. LUKE 4:15-21.

15. And he taught
in their Synagogues,
being glorified of all.
16. And he came to Nazareth,
where he had been brought up:
and, as his custom was,
he went into the Synagogue
on the Sabbath Day,
and stood up for to read.
17. And there was delivered unto him
The Book of the Prophet Esaias.
And when he had opened the Book,
he found the place
where it was written,

18. "THE SPIRIT OF THE LORD
IS UPON ME,
BECAUSE HE HATH ANOINTED ME
TO PREACH THE GOSPEL
TO THE POOR;
HE HATH SENT ME
TO HEAL THE BROKENHEARTED,
TO PREACH DELIVERANCE
TO THE CAPTIVES,
AND RECOVERY OF SIGHT
TO THE BLIND,
TO SET AT LIBERTY
THEM THAT ARE BRUISED,
19. "TO PREACH
THE ACCEPTABLE YEAR
OF THE LORD."

20. And he closed the Book,
and he gave it again to the minister,
and sat down.
And the eyes of all them
that were in the synagogue
were fastened on him.
21. And he began to Say unto them,

"This Day is this Scripture
fulfilled in your ears."

LORD YESHUA'S PREACHING WAS ACCEPTED IN MANY OTHER PLACES THAN HIS HOME REGION.

The Miserable Pagan is therefore ignorant of the scope of Yeshua's Ministry, which was to the entirety of Yisrael.

HappyPagan:

A few poor fishermen believed him. The Carpenter and his homies began a small cult named The Disciples. They followed Jesus where he went, Peter the hypeman, Judas the money guy, and John with the condoms.

. MATTHEW 10:1-20.

And when he had called unto him
his Twelve Disciples,
he gave them Power
against Unclean Spirits,
to cast them out,
and to heal all manner of Sickness
and all manner of Disease.
2. Now the names of
the Twelve Apostles are these;
the first, Simon, who is called Peter,
and Andrew his brother;
James the son of Zebedee,
and John his brother;
3. Philip, and Bartholomew;
Thomas, and Matthew the publican;
James the son of Alphaeus,
and Lebbaeus, whose surname
was Thaddaeus;
4. Simon the Canaanite,
and Judas Iscariot,
who also betrayed him.
5. these twelve Jesus sent forth,
and Commanded them,
Saying,

"Go not into the way of the Gentiles,
and into any city of the Samaritans
enter ye not:
6. "But go rather to
the Lost Sheep of the House of Israel.

7. "And as ye go, preach,
saying,

'The Kingdom of Heaven
is at hand.'

8. "Heal the Sick,
Cleanse the Lepers,
Raise the Dead,
Cast out Devils:
freely ye have received,
freely give.
9."Provide neither gold,
nor silver, nor brass
in your purses.
10. "Nor scrip for (your) journey,
neither two coats,
neither shoes,
nor yet staves:
for the workman is worthy
of his meat.
11. "And into whatsoever city
or town ye shall enter,
enquire who in it is worthy;
and there abide till ye go thence.
12. "And when ye come
into an house,
salute it.
13. "And if the house be worthy,
let your peace come upon it:
but if it be not worthy,
let your peace return to you.
14. "And whosoever shall not
receive you,
nor hear your Words,
when ye depart
out of that house or city,
shake off the dust of your feet.
15. "Verily I Say unto you,

'IT SHALL BE
MORE TOLERABLE
FOR THE LAND OF
SODOM AND GOMORRHA
IN THE DAY OF JUDGMENT,
THAN FOR THAT CITY.'

16. "Behold, I send you forth
as sheep in the midst of wolves:
be therefore wise as serpents,
and harmless as doves.
17. "But beware of men:
for they will deliver you up
to the councils,
and they will scourge you
in their synagogues.
18. "And ye shall be
brought before governors
and kings for my sake,
for a testimony against them
and the Gentiles.
19. "But when they deliver you up,
take no thought how
or what ye shall speak:
for it shall be given you
in that same hour
what ye shall speak.
20. "For it is not ye that speak,
but The Spirit of your Father
Which Speaketh in you."

ONLY TWO OF HIS DISCIPLES WERE FISHERMEN.

There were numerous others, besides his MINYAN *Nakama.*

HappyPagan:

After three years, the village people decided they were sick and tired of Jesus' ass. So they nailed him to a cross like a painting.

. JOHN 18:28-39.

28. Then led they Jesus
from Caiaphas unto
The Hall of Judgment:
and it was early;
and they themselves
went not into the Judgment Hall,
lest they should be defiled;
but that they might eat the Passover.
29. Pilate then went out unto them,
and said,

"What accusation bring ye
against this man?"

30. They answered and said
unto him,

"If he were not a malefactor,
we would not have
delivered him up unto thee."

31. Then said Pilate unto them,

"Take ye him,
and judge him
according to your Law."

The Jews therefore said unto him,

"It is not lawful for us
to put any man to death:"

32. That the Saying of Jesus
might be fulfilled,
which he Spake,
signifying what death
he should die.
33. Then Pilate entered into
the Judgment Hall again,
and called Jesus,
and said unto him,

"Art thou the King of the Jews?"

34. Jesus answered him,

"Sayest thou this thing of thyself,
or did others tell it thee of me?"

35. Pilate answered,

"Am I a Jew? Thine own nation
and the Chief Priests
have delivered thee unto me:
what hast thou done?"

36. Jesus answered,

"My Kingdom is not of this World:
if my Kingdom were of this World,
then would my servants fight,
that I should not be delivered
to the Jews:
but now is my Kingdom
not from hence."

37. Pilate therefore said unto him,

"Art thou a king then?"

Jesus answered,

"Thou sayest that I am a king.
To this end was I born,
and for this cause
came I into the World,
that I should bear witness
unto The Truth.
Every one that is of The Truth
heareth my Voice."

38. Pilate saith unto him,

"What is Truth?"

And when he had said this,
he went out again unto the Jews,
and saith unto them,

"I find in him no fault (at all).
39. "But ye have a Custom,
that I should release unto you
one at the Passover:
will ye therefore that
I release unto you
the King of the Jews?"

ANYBODY WHO KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT THE CRUCIFIXION OF LORD YESHUA, KNOWS THAT IT WAS NOT EVEN CARRIED OUT BY THE PEOPLE OF HIS OWN NATION, LET ALONE ANY THE PEOPLE OF HIS OWN VILLAGE, BUT BY THE FOREIGN, ROMAN IMPERIAL GOVERNMENT.

The Confused Pagan again displays Miserable Ignorance.

HappyPagan:

The Disciples held on to Jesus, despite his death. Like The Taliban, their unity went beyond mere words.. Their life was completely devoted to Jesus' cause.

AGAIN THE PAGAN SHOWS HIS INCREDIBLE IGNORANCE.

The Disciples at no point after the Crucifixion showed any devotion to Lord Yeshua's Cause whatsoever.

1. THEY REFUSED TO BELIEVE IT EVEN POSSIBLE THAT HE COULD RISE FROM THE DEAD. [/b]

.. MARK 16:14-20.

14. Afterward he appeared
unto the eleven
as they sat at meat,
and upbraided them
with their Unbelief
and Hardness of Heart,
because they believed not them
which had seen him
after he was risen.
15. And he said unto them,
"Go ye into all the World,
and preach the Gospel
to every Creature.
16. "He that Believeth
and is baptized
shall be Saved;
but he that Believeth not
shall be Damned.
17. "And these Signs shall follow
them that Believe;

'IN MY NAME
SHALL THEY CAST OUT DEVILS;
THEY SHALL SPEAK
WITH NEW TONGUES;
18. 'THEY SHALL TAKE UP SERPENTS;
AND IF THEY DRINK
ANY DEADLY THING,
IT SHALL NOT HURT THEM;
THEY SHALL LAY HANDS ON THE SICK,
AND THEY SHALL RECOVER.'

19. So then after the Lord
had spoken unto them,
he was received up
into Heaven,
and sat on
The Right Hand of God.
20. And they went forth,
and preached every where,
the Lord Working with them,
and confirming the Word
with Signs following. Amen.

2. THE DISCIPLES WENT INTO HIDING, INVALIDATING EVERYONE WHO CLAIMED TO HAVE SEEN LORD YESHUA ALIVE, UNTIL HE MANIFESTED TO THEM, PERSONALLY.

. JOHN 20:19-31.

19. Then the same day at evening,
being the first day of the week,
when the doors were shut
where the Disciples were assembled
for fear of the Jews,
came Jesus and stood in the midst,
and Saith unto them,

"Peace be unto you."

20. And when he had so said,
he shewed unto them his hands
and his side.
Then were the Disciples glad,
when they saw the Lord.
21. Then Said Jesus to them again,

"Peace be unto you:
as my Father hath sent me,
even so send I you."

22. And when he had said this,
he breathed on them,
and Saith unto them,

"Receive ye The Holy Ghost:
23. "Whose soever Sins ye Remit,
they are Remitted unto them;
and whose soever Sins ye Retain,
they are Retained."

24. But Thomas,
one of the Twelve,
called Didymus,
was not with them
when Jesus came.
25. The other Disciples
therefore said unto him,

"We have seen the Lord. "

But he said unto them,

"Except I shall see
in his hands
the print of the nails,
and put my finger into
the print of the nails,
and thrust my hand
into his side,
I will not believe."

26. And after eight days again
his Disciples were within,
and Thomas with them:
then came Jesus,
the doors being shut,
and stood in the midst,
and said,

"Peace be unto you."

27. Then saith he to Thomas,

"Reach hither thy finger,
and behold my hands;
and reach hither thy hand,
and thrust it into my side:
and be not Faithless,
but Believing."

28. And Thomas answered
and said unto him,

"My Lord and my God."

29. Jesus Saith unto him,

"Thomas, because
thou hast seen me,
thou hast believed:
Blessed are they
that have not seen,
and yet have Believed."

30. And many other Signs
truly did Jesus
in the presence of his Disciples,
Which are not written in this Book:
31. But these are written,
that ye might Believe
that Jesus is The Christ,
The Son of God;
and that Believing
ye might have Life
through his Name.

THE DISCIPLES DID NOT DO WHAT LORD YESHUA COMMANDED THEM TO DO- BECAUSE HE HAD PREDICTED THAT THEY WOULD BE SUPERSEDED BY THE PEOPLE WHO LEARNED FROM THEM.

Therefore, they taught False Gospels, in order to sabotage anyone trying to get to Yeshua through them.

Telling people that Yeshua is the Messiah is SABOTAGE, not GOSPEL.

HappyPagan:

Jesus promised he'd come back. Though he was dying, he believed he'd be back. It'd called stubborn faith, a rigid resistance to facts and figures, a complete denial of reality. Some might call it i-craze-myself, but who am I to judge?

So, Jesus promised he'd be gone for a long time. 

'I'm not sure when I'll be back, you know. My Father, only he can allow me come back, it's all in his hands, not mine. But I promise it will be soon, don't you worry...'

And my Lord, have people waited... Dont test the patience of Christians, they will wait for Jesus even if takes a million years... I mean the guy has to come back right?

LORD YESHUA NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT, YOU LYING PAGAN!

.      MATTHEW 24:14.

14. "And This Gospel of The Kingdom
shall be preached in all the World
for a Witness unto all Nations;
and then shall The End come."

THE TIMEFRAME OF HIS RETURN WAS DETERMINED ENTIRELY BY HIS DISCIPLES.

If THE GOSPEL had been preached in the whole World, the World would have ended SOON AFTER THAT.

THE GOSPEL LORD YESHUA PREACHED HAS NEVER BEEN PREACHED BY ANYONE ELSE.

HappyPagan:

So, this coming back is what is called The Rapture. Apparently, the sky will open up all over the world. We will able to see the universe, stars, galaxies, basically all the things our telescopes have found.

The whole world will watch as JESUS steps off a throne in heaven, big huge golden throne.. There will be angels flying around with trumpets, huge ass trumpets, Dj Gabriel will be on the turntables..


Then, the most beautify part of the performance... All those who have kept faith will be rewarded. They will start floating towards heaven, all of them everywhere. 
Up up they will go towards Jesus' smiling face. 

There will be seats at the right hand of Jesus, where all who have believed will sit, singing praises to Him forever.. Like an ipod on steriods...


Oh, may that day come. Lord, come and take your retards.

THERE IS NO CHURCH ANYWHERE THAT EVER PREACHED THAT WHAT YOU DESCRIBE IS THE RAPTURE.

. 1^st CORINTHIANS 15:51-53.

51. Behold, I shew you a mystery;

"WE SHALL NOT ALL SLEEP,
BUT WE SHALL ALL BE CHANGED,
52. "IN A MOMENT,
IN THE TWINKLING OF AN EYE,
AT THE LAST TRUMP:
FOR THE TRUMPET SHALL SOUND,
AND THE DEAD
SHALL BE RAISED INCORRUPTIBLE,
AND WE SHALL BE CHANGED."

53. For this Corruptible
must put on Incorruption,
and this Mortal (must)
put on Immortality.

. 1^st THESSALONIANS 4:14-18.

14. For if we believe that
Jesus died and rose again,
even so them also
which sleep in Jesus
will God bring with him.
15. For this we say unto you
by the Word of the Lord,
that we which are alive
and remain unto
The Coming of the Lord
shall not prevent them
which are asleep.
16. For the Lord himself
shall descend from Heaven
with a shout,
with The Voice of the Archangel,
and with The Trump of God:
and the dead in Christ
shall rise first:
17. Then we which are alive
and remain shall be
Caught Up together with them
in the clouds,
to meet the Lord in the Air:
and so shall we ever
be with the Lord.
18. Wherefore comfort
one another with these Words.

THIS WAS MERELY THE FALSE APOSTLE PAUL USING THE MIND-CONTROL GIMMICK OF PRETENDING TO KNOW MORE THAN ANYBODY ELSE, ABOUT WHAT THEY KNOW NOTHING OF.