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My experience today with SARS

I picked a rider somewhere in surulere he was heading to freedom way lekki,
As I started d trip and want to navigate out of lere police men stopped me

Me: good afternoon sir I am uber and on a trip
Officer: shut up and come down
Me: sir I just explained that m uber and on a trip
Officer: I said come down
Me: jejely come down
Officer: let that person at the back come down
Rider: came down jejely
Another police man took the rider away into their van
Officer : Mr uber end the trip and bring your phone
Me: oga is there any problem why did you want to check my phone before I finish d statement I got one five star slap at the back of my head.
My head enter 100% Celsius I confuse asap I just end d trip and gave him my phone he checked my phone after like 15minutes he told Me to tell the rider to pay me off so I can go.
Is it suppose to be like this, I don't really understand, if this is what SARS will be doing now, its going to be a big disaster.

Am back on the job no time to check time, but d slap enter
Only god knows what happened to d rider.
Las las we go sell this country

nitigriti:


Sorry to disappoint you, but half nude ladies don't move me. I can give several instances of when I carried them. They don't move me one bit

That makes two of us

Mjosh1000:
My experience today with SARS

I picked a rider somewhere in surulere he was heading to freedom way lekki,
As I started d trip and want to navigate out of lere police men stopped me

Me: good afternoon sir I am uber and on a trip
Officer: shut up and come down
Me: sir I just explained that m uber and on a trip
Officer: I said come down
Me: jejely come down
Officer: let that person at the back come down
Rider: came down jejely
Another police man took the rider away into their van
Officer : Mr uber end the trip and bring your phone
Me: oga is there any problem why did you want to check my phone before I finish d statement I got one five star slap at the back of my head.
My head enter 100% Celsius I confuse asap I just end d trip and gave him my phone he checked my phone after like 15minutes he told Me to tell the rider to pay me off so I can go.
Is it suppose to be like this, I don't really understand, if this is what SARS will be doing now, its going to be a big disaster.

Am back on the job no time to check time, but d slap enter
Only god knows what happened to d rider.
Las las we go sell this country

sorry about this bro.

Mjosh1000:
My experience today with SARS

I picked a rider somewhere in surulere he was heading to freedom way lekki,
As I started d trip and want to navigate out of lere police men stopped me

Me: good afternoon sir I am uber and on a trip
Officer: shut up and come down
Me: sir I just explained that m uber and on a trip
Officer: I said come down
Me: jejely come down
Officer: let that person at the back come down
Rider: came down jejely
Another police man took the rider away into their van
Officer : Mr uber end the trip and bring your phone
Me: oga is there any problem why did you want to check my phone before I finish d statement I got one five star slap at the back of my head.
My head enter 100% Celsius I confuse asap I just end d trip and gave him my phone he checked my phone after like 15minutes he told Me to tell the rider to pay me off so I can go.
Is it suppose to be like this, I don't really understand, if this is what SARS will be doing now, its going to be a big disaster.

Am back on the job no time to check time, but d slap enter
Only god knows what happened to d rider.
Las las we go sell this country

you no lie my brother, but thats downright rude and dangerous, na to get body cam for this country and people that can ensure we get justice.

Mjosh1000:
My experience today with SARS

I picked a rider somewhere in surulere he was heading to freedom way lekki,
As I started d trip and want to navigate out of lere police men stopped me

Me: good afternoon sir I am uber and on a trip
Officer: shut up and come down
Me: sir I just explained that m uber and on a trip
Officer: I said come down
Me: jejely come down
Officer: let that person at the back come down
Rider: came down jejely
Another police man took the rider away into their van
Officer : Mr uber end the trip and bring your phone
Me: oga is there any problem why did you want to check my phone before I finish d statement I got one five star slap at the back of my head.
My head enter 100% Celsius I confuse asap I just end d trip and gave him my phone he checked my phone after like 15minutes he told Me to tell the rider to pay me off so I can go.
Is it suppose to be like this, I don't really understand, if this is what SARS will be doing now, its going to be a big disaster.

Am back on the job no time to check time, but d slap enter
Only god knows what happened to d rider.
Las las we go sell this country

Lol you no report to uber? #kidding


If you know how to describe them then you can call any of these numbers

Sakamanjeh99:

Pls...
Both uber n taxify

Yes

HeavenlyBang:


Are you sure you have sense like this?

No chill at all

deedee44:

Lol you no report to uber? #kidding


If you know how to describe them then you can call any of these numbers

My brother i cant describe dem, those guys are just too big, and not smiling, tks for the numbers will save dem in case of next time.

I bought mine 500

nitigriti:
Get an AC phone hanger from these boys selling accessories on the street. Hang your phone from an AC vent while you work. Your phone will never be hot. It will always be charged 100%.
It costs #1,000 only.
Thank me later

Tgiirl:


Hmmm, yet you will receive the money if given for info.


Marketing strategy

ask anyone here if I have received money for info.

I challenge you

Please how is recent performance earnings on uber in recent weeks

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Returns; NGN35,000.
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Interested individuals should send their phone number and screen shot of previous activity via email to ubpair4me@gmail.com.
Thank you.

Fahrenz:
ask anyone here if I have received money for info.

I challenge you

Don't quote me wrong. I wrote "if" and questioned you ... That's all.


Anyways, how is biz?

Please guys what's the best plan for Etisalat subscription.

Fahrenz:
yeah. Climb Gazzuzz's wall of Jericho.

Naija must not hear that people are making money from something, everybody go chook head. Ahn Ahn make una dey sidelines Abeg. Someone cannot post earnings in peace

LOL, wetin you sef find come uber? No be money?

mistadayo:
I bought mine 500

See me, I fall maga

Mjosh1000:
My experience today with SARS

I picked a rider somewhere in surulere he was heading to freedom way lekki,
As I started d trip and want to navigate out of lere police men stopped me

Me: good afternoon sir I am uber and on a trip
Officer: shut up and come down
Me: sir I just explained that m uber and on a trip
Officer: I said come down
Me: jejely come down
Officer: let that person at the back come down
Rider: came down jejely
Another police man took the rider away into their van
Officer : Mr uber end the trip and bring your phone
Me: oga is there any problem why did you want to check my phone before I finish d statement I got one five star slap at the back of my head.
My head enter 100% Celsius I confuse asap I just end d trip and gave him my phone he checked my phone after like 15minutes he told Me to tell the rider to pay me off so I can go.
Is it suppose to be like this, I don't really understand, if this is what SARS will be doing now, its going to be a big disaster.

Am back on the job no time to check time, but d slap enter
Only god knows what happened to d rider.
Las las we go sell this country

I swear I won't give my phone

Mjosh1000:
My experience today with SARS

I picked a rider somewhere in surulere he was heading to freedom way lekki,
As I started d trip and want to navigate out of lere police men stopped me

Me: good afternoon sir I am uber and on a trip
Officer: shut up and come down
Me: sir I just explained that m uber and on a trip
Officer: I said come down
Me: jejely come down
Officer: let that person at the back come down
Rider: came down jejely
Another police man took the rider away into their van
Officer : Mr uber end the trip and bring your phone
Me: oga is there any problem why did you want to check my phone before I finish d statement I got one five star slap at the back of my head.
My head enter 100% Celsius I confuse asap I just end d trip and gave him my phone he checked my phone after like 15minutes he told Me to tell the rider to pay me off so I can go.
Is it suppose to be like this, I don't really understand, if this is what SARS will be doing now, its going to be a big disaster.

Am back on the job no time to check time, but d slap enter
Only god knows what happened to d rider.
Las las we go sell this country

Are you sure you composed yourself well? Why should you be slapped? That's crazy, I won't take it! Mba!!

I laff @ those saying they won't drop dia phone, shey no b for dis country... Nigeria police is all about position, if you are in a place you know ppl will stand for you, do anyhow, deh will b d one to slowdown and leave. But if you are in a place where nobody cares and you can't match dia station, they will drag you into dia van, beat you mercilessly in d van and probably drop you on third mainland bridge. Ego and evil work hand in hand with men in black, just give them the damn phone and forget about right, even the CJN doesn't have right in Nigeria constitution

Let peace lead as long as your hands r clean, doesn't make u less of a man or human, nah uniform u respect not the person behind the mask.

What if he was even shot as a result of dragging the phone with them? Worse case,The SARs officers will be dismissed . But person wey don die don die.
Country wey justice is forbidden.

pedroito:
Please how is recent performance earnings on uber in recent weeks

Good morning all, please I need advice as regard uber business.
I am planning to get a car in two weeks time and give it to a driver but I will like to know who does the maintenance of the car?
If a major repair is to be done on the car,who foot the bill?
Thank you.
Please note that it is not on hire purchase.

nitigriti:
Get an AC phone hanger from these boys selling accessories on the street. Hang your phone from an AC vent while you work. Your phone will never be hot. It will always be charged 100%.
It costs #1,000 only.
Thank me later

Huncu, it's n400. My boss got one

You, sir

stposh:
Good morning all, please I need advice as regard uber business.
I am planning to get a car in two weeks time and give it to a driver but I will like to know who does the maintenance of the car?
If a major repair is to be done on the car,who foot the bill?
Thank you.
Please note that it is not on hire purchase.

At that point those guys are not smiling bro, dey are ready for anything, I was well composed cos I know they don't see anything against me but they attitude and approach was brutal, to the extent they search the car looking for what's not missing, was just praying they don't put exhibit in d car and turn the story to another thing.

Mayor555:


Are you sure you composed yourself well? Why should you be slapped? That's crazy, I won't take it! Mba!!

True talk bro

pope191:
I laff @ those saying they won't drop dia phone, shey no b for dis country... Nigeria police is all about position, if you are in a place you know ppl will stand for you, do anyhow, deh will b d one to slowdown and leave. But if you are in a place where nobody cares and you can't match dia station, they will drag you into dia van, beat you mercilessly in d van and probably drop you on third mainland bridge. Ego and evil work hand in hand with men in black, just give them the damn phone and forget about right, even the CJN doesn't have right in Nigeria constitution

Let peace lead as long as your hands r clean, doesn't make u less of a man or human, nah uniform u respect not the person behind the mask.

Mjosh1000:
At that point those guys are not smiling bro, dey are ready for anything, I was well composed cos I know they don't see anything against me but they attitude and approach was brutal, to the extent they search the car looking for what's not missing, was just praying they don't put exhibit in d car and turn the story to another thing.

Next time call me

To those that don't know but want to know

If you are around Ikeja or ajao estate and you need to place a destination trip on uber and the app is not letting you, simply drive towards the airport area. Allow the app to place you on the queue, and then set your destination jeje without any hindrance and then drive out of airport area.

Works 99.9% of the time

TuesdayTip

TRAFFIC ADVISORY

ROAD CLOSURE AND ALTERNATIVE ROUTE - SATURDAY FEBURUARY 2, 2019.

The Access Bank Lagos Marathon holds on February 2, 2019 for about 12 hours. Some parts of Lagos will be closed to vehicular and human traffic for the safety of thousands of runners, hundreds of thousands of cheering fans and millions of Lagosians.

Find below ALTERNATIVE ROUTES that will ease the movement of Lagosians and thousands who would want to join us at the Eko Atlantic finish point.

· All vehicles from Ikeja and environs heading to Victoria Island MUST go through Ikorodu Road.

· All vehicles from Badagry, Mile 2 and environs going to Victoria Island MUST go through Apapa and Orile to link the Eko Bridge to Victoria Island.

· Residents of Lagos Mainland, Surulere and environs MUST avoid Masha Area and National Stadium but can link Victoria Island through Iponri/Iganmu, Eko Bridge then unto Victoria Island.

· Vehicles coming from Ibadan, Mowe and environs can link Victoria Island through Ojota, Ikorodu Road, Eko Bridge to Victoria Island.

· Vechicles from Okota MUST go through Mile 2 to Orile, Eko Bridge to Victoria Island.

· Vehicle from Sango-Otta going to Victoria Island MUST go through Mushin, Funso Williams Avenue (Western Avenue), Eko Bridge to Victoria Island.

· Vehicles Coming from Epe, Ajah, Lekki and environs must use the Alternative Route to Victoria Island. Ikoyi residents going to the mainland can use the Alfred Rewane (Kingsway Road) link to Osborne then to the Mainland.

THE FOLLOWING ROADS WILL BE TOTALLY OR PARTIALL CLOSED

A. Total closure of the Third Mainland Bridge from 6.45am to 2pm

B. Alaka Road Service lane will be closed from 5.00am to 7.30am

C. National Stadium to Ojuelegba, Dormanlong Bridge. Onipanu Obanikoro and Anthony will be closed from 6.00am to 8.00am

D. From Anthony ,Charley Boy Bus Stop to Oworoshoki Will be closed from 6.30am to 8.30am

From Adekunle Junction linking the Third Mainland Bridge will be closed from 7.00am to 2pm.