alexistaiwo:
When was the last time you were really happy?

You are under a lot of stress.

You probably won't find comedy movies funny right now

Viking007:
Finally someone finally did justice to that crap of a movie, what a waste of N3,000 for ticket.

reigncalif1:
this movie the mermaid lake of death scared a shit outa my life last nyt I regret watching that movie, just when I think horror movies won't scare me I have seen the nun but not really that scary, this movie have made me started thinking there is different between horror movies and scary movies ,the movie is dam scary

Downloading. I watched The Nun last night only to end up dreaming of someone staining the walls in my room with blood.

Viking007:
Downloading. I watched The Nun last night only to end up dreaming of someone staining the walls in my room with blood.

Ishilove:

For the second time in less than a week I am agreeing with you. A record.

iamJ:
All these roaches mentioning because I said the truth about Aquaman

2mins read rant loading

The queen ran from the underworld and came to Bleep a mortal, the king sent people to hunt her, till she agreed to return home, she went, the king left her bastard son alone they have another son and somehow the boy is a mad, for no reason, no explanation of why the boy is mad, the half mortal bro aka Hercules is forming hero among people, meanwhile his brother ignores him, not even making one attempt to kill him, then one girl that looks like a stripper without her pole, appears and begs him to return that he is the true leader and he needs to save the world, even lion king had such a plot, that's how old that plot is, at first like Simba, he refuses, then the girl goes and leaves him, then something happens and he returns, his brother didn't kill him, instead chose to fight him, the brother beats him, he is saved by the girl and they run away, they send warriors to find the girl, noolywood plot

side plot, he saved some Russians sailors in their submarine, didn't know that he was in Russia in the film, they presented his location as America, make I no even talk about the nonsense they did in those submarine scenes, sailors will go and hide inside a room? Abegii,


I never finish ooo

The same submarine that someone blew up and we saw one of the villains leave, is the same submarine used to attack the underworld bia plot holes left and right


Then they go after a special weapon mulan things, plot twist, the boys mother is alive, zeeworld plot twist


Then he goes back, when the final battle is happening and saves the day and unites everyone lion king part 2 plot

He fights the bro again and this time wins, I can write the names of 1million films with that same plot

I can Write from now till tomorrow about many nonsenses in the film, people just want DC to succeed, that's why they are turning a blind eye, that film is so useless I wouldn't watch it ever again


Revised rating 2/10. 2 is because I liked the strippers tight ass

Itzneowizy:
Dude...she was presumed dead cus she was sacrificed to the Trench ..apparently no one's suppose to survive that but she did anyways.....mind you King Atlan passed tru that kingdom to the hidden sea where he lived out the rest of his days with the trident....and what's wrong with the world they created under the sea ..it's just telling us about the mysteries of Sea..which is tru...cuz there are still places and mysteries left to be unravelled... The Meg...starring Jason statham tells you better...Quit this trolling... It's denigratory to ur personality

iamJ:
All these roaches mentioning because I said the truth about Aquaman

2mins read rant loading

The queen ran from the underworld and came to Bleep a mortal, the king sent people to hunt her, till she agreed to return home, she went, the king left her bastard son alone they have another son and somehow the boy is a mad, for no reason, no explanation of why the boy is mad, the half mortal bro aka Hercules is forming hero among people, meanwhile his brother ignores him, not even making one attempt to kill him, then one girl that looks like a stripper without her pole, appears and begs him to return that he is the true leader and he needs to save the world, even lion king had such a plot, that's how old that plot is, at first like Simba, he refuses, then the girl goes and leaves him, then something happens and he returns, his brother didn't kill him, instead chose to fight him, the brother beats him, he is saved by the girl and they run away, they send warriors to find the girl, noolywood plot

side plot, he saved some Russians sailors in their submarine, didn't know that he was in Russia in the film, they presented his location as America, make I no even talk about the nonsense they did in those submarine scenes, sailors will go and hide inside a room? Abegii,


I never finish ooo

The same submarine that someone blew up and we saw one of the villains leave, is the same submarine used to attack the underworld bia plot holes left and right


Then they go after a special weapon mulan things, plot twist, the boys mother is alive, zeeworld plot twist


Then he goes back, when the final battle is happening and saves the day and unites everyone lion king part 2 plot

He fights the bro again and this time wins, I can write the names of 1million films with that same plot

I can Write from now till tomorrow about many nonsenses in the film, people just want DC to succeed, that's why they are turning a blind eye, that film is so useless I wouldn't watch it ever again


Revised rating 2/10. 2 is because I liked the strippers tight ass

xynerise:


When I rated it one of the worst movies in 2018 on Nairaland, some kids almost strangled me

xynerise:


When I rated it one of the worst movies in 2018 on Nairaland, some kids almost strangled me

xynerise:


When I rated it one of the worst movies in 2018 on Nairaland, some kids almost strangled me

JeromeBlack:



Sharrap.

I don't know if it is bias against DC that is causing such foolishness in ratings for Aquaman. Aquaman is a great movie (Mind you, I am a Marvel fan).

The plot might not be great but it is okay (there are other aspects of the movie that are amazing). Keep in mind that Aquaman has made over a billion dollars worldwide. How can you just open your mouth and claim that it is one of the worst movies in 2018? Are you high on drugs?


Like MJBOLT earlier stated, Aquaman does well in its visuals and casting choice. While I agree that the plot is not great, I will posit that one could find more plotholes in infinity war than in aquaman.


Try to be balanced. Aquaman is not in the top 10 films of 2018 but it is a movie worth watching. Would you really rate antman 2 above aquaman?








cc MJBOLT, Iamj

xynerise:


Its just a movie review bro. No hard feelings. Don't act like a jerk every time

MJBOLT:

if you notice,most of the good ratings about it on this thread are centered on its visual effects,action scenes and amber heard boobs.nobody wants to talk about how terrible the dialogue is and the predictable storyline

krattoss:
it's also just an opinion to ur review likewise.
Don't act like a pvssy neither

krattoss:
it's also just an opinion to ur review likewise.
Don't act like a pvssy neither

xynerise:


Its just a movie review bro. No hard feelings. Don't act like a jerk every time

xynerise:


Are you Jerome's gay partner?

xynerise:


Are you Jerome's gay partner?

xynerise:


Its just a movie review bro. No hard feelings. Don't act like a jerk every time

krattoss:

xynerise:


Jeez!! That's so gay

JeromeBlack:



Sharrap.

I don't know if it is bias against DC that is causing such foolishness in ratings for Aquaman. Aquaman is a great movie (Mind you, I am a Marvel fan).

The plot might not be great but it is okay (there are other aspects of the movie that are amazing). Keep in mind that Aquaman has made over a billion dollars worldwide. How can you just open your mouth and claim that it is one of the worst movies in 2018? Are you high on drugs?


Like MJBOLT earlier stated, Aquaman does well in its visuals and casting choice. While I agree that the plot is not great, I will posit that one could find more plotholes in infinity war than in aquaman.


Try to be balanced. Aquaman is not in the top 10 films of 2018 but it is a movie worth watching. Would you really rate antman 2 above aquaman?








cc MJBOLT, Iamj

MJBOLT:

there's no bias here,aquaman was hot garbage.



As far as i'm concerned this are the top 5 CBMs of 2018

Infinity War

Black Panther

Into The Spiderverse

Ant Man and Wasp

Endgame Trailer(not a movie but still better than Wet Thor)

JeromeBlack:


Hot garbage that made over a billion dollars. Aquaman's trident fall on you.

hulk616:
me too when I watched that piece of trash, I gave it 0.5/10 rating. People were insulting me

so saying the truth is now hate

acekhalifa:
the hate is REAL for Aquaman. I guess so many people were banking on the movie to flop and it became a blockbuster instead. Now they can't get over it.

MJBOLT:

so saying the truth is now hate

acekhalifa:


no, bashing a movie is. even if the movie was 100% flawless, you'd still see some people being salty over it.
Thing is, you can't please everybody.