Taking shyt from a guy, when I normally wouldn't.

amaniro:
Lool armatures

Lol. Nobi only armatures na legatures. Share your experience jare...

When that girl gat ya mumu button

A day to my Transport Phenomena exam, went for overnight reading with her. Didn't read my own book till the next morning because I was busy teaching her PHS122.

Mumu me

OmoDavido:
A day to my Transport Phenomena exam, went for overnight reading with her. Didn't read my own book till the next morning because I was busy teaching her PHS122.

Mumu me

Read chemical engineering?

Giving her head

Traveled for 8 to 10 hours both on land and water to go see him once in two months or monthly for good two years plus... taking the risk of public boat when NLNG boat booking isn't available for me, just for what I assumed was love....
only to find out dude was cheating all the while with ladies, while I was over here acting like a married lady.
well, I'm over that... THANK GOD I HEARD BUT EXPERIENCED NO ROAD OR WATER ACCIDENT.

vikkimimi:
Traveled for 8 to 10 hours both on land and water to go see him once in two months or monthly for good two years plus... taking the risk of public boat when NLNG boat booking isn't available for me, just for what I assumed was love....
only to find out dude was cheating all the while with ladies, while I was over here acting like a married lady.
well, I'm over that... THANK GOD I HEARD BUT EXPERIENCED NO ROAD OR WATER ACCIDENT.

I was in ss2 and i told this girl in my school(mixed boarding school) i liked her over 2go during the holidays and she said"thank you" seriously guys, "thank you" Is all i got. I literally hated all the girls in my school till i graduated.
Now when i saw pictures of this same girl of recent (6 years after) she looks as ugly as fvck,she's all fat and fugly looking that i wouldn't even date her for money.

During my secondary schl doing her project for free while collecting money from others .all I get is crushing on her in my mind.

Believing the "I am still a virgin" line

Apination:
Believing the "I am still a virgin" line

My brother, you are not alone.A nigga was busy drilling the kpekus...Was heartbroken when she got pregnant. The scales fell off my eyes instantly

ERORR404:
I was in ss2 and i told this girl in my school(mixed boarding school) i liked her over 2go during the holidays and she said"thank you" seriously guys, "thank you" Is all i got. I literally hated all the girls in my school till i graduated.
Now when i saw pictures of this same girl of recent (6 years after) she looks as ugly as fvck,she's all fat and fugly looking that i wouldn't even date her for money.

Easy bro. Breathe in and out. In and out again

I was a 10 year old boy trying to "toast" ( that's what we called it back then) a 15years old girlk, she will like me and become closer to me. And he said he had tried it on another girl of that same age and it worked.

anochuko01:
Started crushing on ths girl in pry2 but until she left my school in jss1 i couldnt tell her anythng. The feeling was very mutual though.
So, after she left my sch in jss2, i'll make sure i get home early 4rm sch and go wait at a corner just to wave at her when she passed.
At some point she stopped passing, only to be told she had relocated!
Guess wat, we ended up dating for 2yrs after SS3. but had to end it coz of religion ish

chreeei....OP UR STORY TIRE ME ...FRM PRIMARY 2 TO LEAVING SCHOOL..FROM JS 2 AGAIN TO LEAVING SCHOOL GO CONNER...NOW SS3 AGAIN...CHALEE WHY NOR...GOANN SLEEP JOOR

Mrbaz1:
chreeei....OP UR STORY TIRE ME ...FRM PRIMARY 2 TO LEAVING SCHOOL..FROM JS 2 AGAIN TO LEAVING SCHOOL GO CONNER...NOW SS3 AGAIN...CHALEE WHY NOR...GOANN SLEEP JOOR

lol why are you screaming in caps lock?
she left my school in jss2...we lost contact until our final year in secondary school...then we started dating.
don't mind my writeup...I used my other small phone, so I couldn't compose it well.

SheCool:
Telling him I love him when I didn’t

Can I know why you did that though?

vikkimimi:
Traveled for 8 to 10 hours both on land and water to go see him once in two months or monthly for good two years plus... taking the risk of public boat when NLNG boat booking isn't available for me, just for what I assumed was love....
only to find out dude was cheating all the while with ladies, while I was over here acting like a married lady.
well, I'm over that... THANK GOD I HEARD BUT EXPERIENCED NO ROAD OR WATER ACCIDENT.

Eeyah things we do for love

So are u single, dating or married now?

anochuko01:

lol why are you screaming in caps lock?
she left my school in jss2...we lost contact until our final year in secondary school...then we started dating.
don't mind my writeup...I used my other small phone, so I couldn't compose it well.

oya now...no wahala baba ..enjoy...d thing just want confuse me

WinningEleven:
I was a 10 year old boy trying to "toast" ( that's what we called it back then) a 15years old girl. That's was like 6 or 7 years ago. I didn't know how to go about it.
I went to school( I just entered JS1 then) and I asked my friends and they gave me some really, really stupid and silly advice. And believe me, I swallowed that advice hook, line and sinker.
One of the told me that, if I helped her do the house work, she will like me and become closer to me. And he said he had tried it on another girl of that same age and it worked. I was impressed.
My brothers and sisters, that's how I became this girls slave. Washing plates, fetching water and even helping her to cook( we were close neighbours).
I thought it would make her "like" me. At the end of the day, it didn't.
After slaving away for 5 months, I finally had the courage to approach her, with a love letter. I gave it to her and ran away.

Childish me timidly went back to her house two days later to get her reply. I was dressed in my "best" clothes.
The embarrassment I got from that experience prevented me from chasing girls during my first 4 years in secondary school. I was so heart broken.


But those are the kind of things you look back on and laugh at your self. She's 21 now and I'm 17. Anytime i see her, I remember the experience and I laugh.
My stupidity caused my downfall

Pm me her number let me teach her a lesson for you

Iykesmooth:


Pm me her number let me teach her a lesson for you

Lolz

WinningEleven:
I was a 10 year old boy trying to "toast" ( that's what we called it back then) a 15years old girl. That's was like 6 or 7 years ago. I didn't know how to go about it.
I went to school( I just entered JS1 then) and I asked my friends and they gave me some really, really stupid and silly advice. And believe me, I swallowed that advice hook, line and sinker.
One of the told me that, if I helped her do the house work, she will like me and become closer to me. And he said he had tried it on another girl of that same age and it worked. I was impressed.
My brothers and sisters, that's how I became this girls slave. Washing plates, fetching water and even helping her to cook( we were close neighbours).
I thought it would make her "like" me. At the end of the day, it didn't.
After slaving away for 5 months, I finally had the courage to approach her, with a love letter. I gave it to her and ran away.

Childish me timidly went back to her house two days later to get her reply. I was dressed in my "best" clothes.
The embarrassment I got from that experience prevented me from chasing girls during my first 4 years in secondary school. I was so heart broken.


But those are the kind of things you look back on and laugh at your self. She's 21 now and I'm 17. Anytime i see her, I remember the experience and I laugh.
My stupidity caused my downfall

so you are 16 and u are commenting in big peoples thread? at ur age i only toasted girls for my mind only and they still slapped me. for my own imagination

clive2u:
so you are 16 and u are commenting in big peoples thread? at ur age i only toasted girls for my mind only and they still slapped me. for my own imagination

So what should I do for you now sir?

I can't remember any

Jacktheripper:
When I was 5 or 6 I was trying to impress a girl by how fast I could run down the stairs. Fast enough to make the carpet slip and my arm went through the front door window.

I got 26 stitches and a scare still visible 27 or so years later.

She never ever would come back to my house.

Front door window? Kini leleyi?

I can't really remember any silly stuff I did to impress a lady. Or maybe cause I'm ugly?

Every girl that i had crush on in School, I normally beefed them and i was always hostile toward them, i just find it very difficult to show the affection because i have to keep my pride, but i used to lost control once in a while and i would helped the girl on the Field whenever it was time to cut grasses, but my Hostility toward all the girls i had crush on made the simple affection unnoticed. I am Still very happy that i was like that during primary school and Secondary school but now i have definitely change but i still have some of it though

I paid the electricity bill everyone was owning in the compound almost 550ghc about 40k in naira just to make sure she feel entertain. The funniest among the whole thing I didn't even see the Canaan land the only thing I receive was Ken you are a very nice guy I can't date you because I have BF already chai.

In my teenage years, i was in a bus with this very pretty girl and her mother. all through the trip i couldn't get my eyes off her, and i waited patiently for her mom to lose guard so I'll take the girls number. it was time to pay for my fare and i had the exact 100 naira t.fare, but mahn, i needed to impress the chick and make her know i was a big boy. I took out a clean 1000 naira note and gave to the conductor and asked him to give me 900 naira change. conductor said he didnt have change and i should wait till we got to the bus park. we arrived the park and everyone got down and went their way. i started to tail the girl again for her number, but remembered my change. As i turned back to ask the conductor for my change, behold, the bus had mixed with other buses at the station and i didn't know which was which again. i looked left, no conductor, looked right, no conductor. Yepaaa!!! 900 naira gone like that.

in ss3 i stole my mom's 10k just to flex a crush and her friends... foolish me was spending like chairman bought wine, chocolates, all kinds of goodies even memory card. lass lass na only breast I dey touch the idiot no allow me enter the place

uni days nko .. that bastard Mariam turned me to recharge card boy just because I wantu knack.

issa horrible experience bruh

crushed on this girl at jss2, spent almost all my lunch money buying her snacks everyday. when I got tired,I decided to tell her my mind. But I told her I had something to tell her,and that I wanted it to be special. However,before that d-day, my mom had asked me to wash fermented cassava for fufu, so unfortunately I got a stench as a result. I thought I did everything to get d stench away; I practically emptied my perfume and took several baths. But it didn't. Getting to class, I felt on top of d world though, couldn't wait for break time. And when it came,I took her to d sales woman and got her snacks with all d money I had on me,took her to one serene corner. All was fine as we discussed, but along d line,just immediately before I could tell her d real gist...Just that moment of pause when I was struggling to tell her what's up...brothers and sisters...just about d time bannie just finished with d last biscuit n mineral...my god!
"Elliot,your body is smelling fufu fufu! Chai! Go and bath. I am going..."
Guys, I am still on d bannie's case. I just want my money for d snacks only.

wittyt98:
in ss3 i stole my mom's 10k just to flex a crush and her friends... foolish me was spending like chairman bought wine, chocolates, all kinds of goodies even memory card. lass lass na only breast I dey touch the idiot no allow me enter promise land

uni days nko .. that bastard Mariam turned me to recharge card boy just because I wantu knack,

Story that touches the heart...