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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by DanDeeBoss(m): 8:31am On Feb 06, 2019 |
superjaks:The handbrake caused everything.... But Mesef laugh sha |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Nobody: 8:32am On Feb 06, 2019 |
mhisbliss:yinmu! na your type dey mumu die... multiple guys go don fhuck all your holes tire, even your nose holes after which den go dump you like a bad habit 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by opebiboy: 8:33am On Feb 06, 2019 |
I gave a girl over 70k to solve her financial problem and she didnt allow me to sleep with her. Many guys slept with same girl without giving her anything. Many years later she started giving me greenlight when things became so difficult for her i ignored her and wasnt even freaked anymore about the puzzy as she became super ugly over time. She is still not married till date. I wish her well though 24 Likes |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by bikefab(m): 8:36am On Feb 06, 2019 |
Way back in 2008...had to lick her pu.ssy and her ar.sehole because she requested it. Babe was older than i was and she clung to me like a leech for an upward of 2years. 3 Likes |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Nobody: 8:37am On Feb 06, 2019 |
That is how am encouraging a girl sha. talking and advicing her just because of what i want to eat. the girl have aoendix then. she later go for operation and become healthy back. since then the babe have been calling me her BAROTHER O. MAKE WE DEY DATE SHE NO GREE. i just stop talking to her sharp sharp before she brotherzone me finish 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Emytea(m): 8:40am On Feb 06, 2019 |
there was a girl then in my secondary school i and her were in the same class but different building so was always afraid to ask her out but she is seeing signal of me being interested in her so she use DAT opportunity to enter me by calling me sweet sweet names not knowing that in a week time it her birthday and my mom have a provision and food store, i was so deceive to the extend that my friends will be hailing me that the girl have fall for me to cut the story short my people she almost ruin my mom shop to empty on her birthday, out of the stupid love i think i have for her i give her from rice down to maggi and i even add 5k, the funny aspect was that my nose no even smell the odour of everything i gave her. Since then learn my lesson in hard form, when you havent toast a girl and she say yes na fluke oooooooo 8 Likes |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Nobody: 8:44am On Feb 06, 2019 |
Ritaifedi3:clap for yourself as your deceit don buy u Benz now...na your type go dey cry guys are wicked about when life deals with u eventually 10 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Godskidk(m): 8:44am On Feb 06, 2019 |
WinningEleven:This boy, you get liver ooo. You dey pursue girl wey give you 4years 5 Likes |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Godskidk(m): 8:51am On Feb 06, 2019 |
clive2u:Oga, you're wicked ooo... Anyways, the world don spoil finish 2 Likes |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Sirmuel1(m): 8:52am On Feb 06, 2019 |
Ritaifedi3: Mumu |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Iykesmooth: 8:53am On Feb 06, 2019 |
vikkimimi: Are u the lady on the pic? |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Nobody: 8:57am On Feb 06, 2019 |
me am tired of all this small small girls. abeh i dey find sugar mummy o. if u have any abeg holla me |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by valentineuwakwe(m): 8:59am On Feb 06, 2019 |
hmm..many o..but was just in SSS 1..had to travel from mbaise to ohafia to see my compound neighbour we stayed in Lagos then i was eyeing for the Xmas.... 3 Likes |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Nobody: 9:01am On Feb 06, 2019 |
Iykesmooth:Is it impossible? I am |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by RexTramadol1: 9:04am On Feb 06, 2019 |
I sooooo mumu |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Crossbow(m): 9:07am On Feb 06, 2019 |
I crushed so hard on a girl that I started writing a poem for her, I was supposed to see her on Sunday, I had to stay up late to complete the poem, I slept around 4am. The next day, she saw the poem and told me she wants to focus on her studies, relationships are distractions. I was 19 then. Second was, I developed a language to encode words, I used it to keep a diary, when I met a girl then in 100 level, I was so infactuated with the girl that I encoded a love letter, put it in a brown envelope and only put my name and phone number at the end of the encoded letter, the girl as any girl would was confused and had to call me (that was my intention) when she called, I saved her number and felt like a genius, only to be mocked by my friends when they found out.. She was already having a boyfriend but they were having issues, instead of me to utilize the opportunity, I started resolving the issue, hoping she will reconcile and still choose me over him. Two months passed and she too turned me down, she said I was too soft, too gentle and not real. 10 Likes |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Nobody: 9:07am On Feb 06, 2019 |
vikkimimi: that ting u carry for front u cant eat it alone o |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Nobody: 9:10am On Feb 06, 2019 |
one day,me too might fall in love although girls can be attractive,that's natural but I don't seem to remember having a crush. if ever I admired a girl it must have been for very obscure reasons and it only last for very short time. but the irony of it all, is that I have an extremely potent effect on girls,I can write a book on foolish things girls have done to get my attention. 8 Likes |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by kowalsky: 9:12am On Feb 06, 2019 |
modestbrowser: Proud of you 3 Likes |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by bossrillboss: 9:12am On Feb 06, 2019 |
modestbrowser:..lol 5 Likes
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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Godskidk(m): 9:18am On Feb 06, 2019 |
warlord24:Crushing on someone for more than 11 years? Wow... Accolades 2 Likes |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Nobody: 9:18am On Feb 06, 2019 |
vikkimimi:Your face looks like one of your breast |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by kowalsky: 9:18am On Feb 06, 2019 |
OlaitanAkanbi: Wtf! But she accepts free gifts from strangers. My chest 4 Likes |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by vicadex07(m): 9:29am On Feb 06, 2019 |
Using my school fees in Uni to piiimp my room. 6 Likes |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by LyfeJennings(m): 9:35am On Feb 06, 2019 |
It was in 2001. The valentines of 2001. Knew this girl I've been crushing on since Js1 but I never had the gut to talk to her but at some point we became friends and then we stopped talking. For some foolish reasons, I left the school and on that sunny day, I went to visit her. Kai, she was looking so pretty. Then I decided to steal my mothers money to buy her a valentine's gift. I took the key to her shop and went there very early, stole some money and was already chilling so I can buy her a beautiful teddy bear and all that jazz. I no know say person see me while I was doing the stealing. Na so them go tell my mama. Omo, it was mad. Na 14days my papa take beat me. I don't even see the girl again but I know she exists 17 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Horlaslim(m): 9:39am On Feb 06, 2019 |
When I was in ss3 I met one girl in my area, approached her and sharp sharp we started talking along the line we started dating least I got then was hug, I always smile home after the hug cuz this girl is damn beautiful yellow paw paw. Fast forward we finished ss3 time for VS party, told this girl we going together to show off to my friends to see my beautiful gf she said no p. A week before I started showering this girl with stuffs cuz my mum has a provision shop I will go to my mum shop in the evening to help her pack and will steal danish cookies, shortbread or any imported biscuits reachable did that for like a week damn it this girl still hug me. Cut it short VS day reach I call and call her number switched off my eyes don red and bad mood. After VS I went to her house with anger this babe just use her hand rub my head to calm me down naso I forget about it, still vex say why I de vex las las na me beg before I leave her house. As time goes on I no no say this girl na almost every guy don browse her internet later she con learn hairstylist behind my house one guy still enter her again. Naso my eyes de always big say I must have my own share too. Brother and sister to talk true o I no see nipples suck talk less of p*nna. Her uglyness now na grade 1 20 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by zealadjay(m): 9:44am On Feb 06, 2019 |
1. Writing a Luv letter to a girl nd sending ma beloved younger brother to hand it over to her by d next compound, only 4 my brother to hand it over to her Dad, nd d old man came down raiding our hux with anger.. But wt eye contact btw me nd ma brother, he tell d man say d sender no dey among d pple wey com out of the hux... I won faint dat day... Hehehehehehehehehehe 2. Dating a girl for over 4yrs nd she did not know... 21 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by macello4(m): 9:51am On Feb 06, 2019 |
BornagainThief:tho u are a bornagain Thief u make sense. 1000likes for u. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by lawrenzo007(m): 9:52am On Feb 06, 2019 |
modestbrowser: This is a good testimony 2 Likes |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by mragos(m): 9:52am On Feb 06, 2019 |
it all started in primary 6.. I had a crush on this particular girl..it was mutual though. . she from a wealthy family unlike kpako like me.. she was the class prefect and was in charge of writing names of noise maker.. she wouldn't wanna write my name there but with the teacher's instructions she will cause I can talk then eeh. . she will watch me being flocked with great displeasure.. our little love grew.. fast forward to jss I would treak about 30mins to her area..hide near her house just to see her but the funny thing is on seeing her I would hide and go home happy and come back another day.. we still good friends now.. no feelings attached 18 Likes |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by mhisbliss(f): 9:57am On Feb 06, 2019 |
awwfar:Na your type dey rape weak women and can't handle rejection, stupid sex starved nincompoop, fvck off my mention. 6 Likes |
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by mhisbliss(f): 9:58am On Feb 06, 2019 |
kindy51:I know, but boys ain't really my problem, thats why i work hard like I'm a boy. 3 Likes |
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