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What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Okwori12(m): 9:52am On Feb 06, 2019 |
Mine said she is 22years old but when I saw birth certificate, it was 28years. 218 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by XhosaNostra(f): 10:05am On Feb 06, 2019 |
A guy I just started dating invited me to his place to "watch a movie". It was early days in the relationship, so my guard was still up & I didn't wanna rush things. When he started touching me, I excused myself to the bathroom. In there, under the sink was a laundry basket & a bra was sticking out. This made me suspicious because he'd told me that he was single. I confronted him about my findings & his response almost knocked me unconscious because of how ridiculous it was. I don't think he had time to think about what he was telling me. He said the BRA was his! 623 Likes 50 Shares
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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Derawiz(m): 10:06am On Feb 06, 2019 |
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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by SheCool(f): 10:31am On Feb 06, 2019 |
That he had basketball practice, but he was just going out to chill with the fellas, and then on Snapchat he stupidly posted himself, he forgot to block me from viewing his story, he was just there laughing like this “ ![]() ![]() ![]() 76 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Gofwane(m): 11:10am On Feb 06, 2019 |
Not me though... That she was walking into the bedroom when she hit her leg and accidentally fell on her ex boyfriend's erect dick and it went straight into her pvssy - that was how she lost her virginity ![]() 389 Likes 21 Shares |
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by ecstasy357(m): 11:18am On Feb 06, 2019 |
Funny Story |
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 11:19am On Feb 06, 2019 |
Goffwane:I'm weak 253 Likes 15 Shares |
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by val4sure(m): 11:21am On Feb 06, 2019 |
Gofwane: Jesu ![]() 107 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by ecstasy357(m): 11:22am On Feb 06, 2019 |
Funny Story ![]() I was serving in a remote area in Anambra state. She was still in school. She was very beautiful, one of the most sought after girls in school. Lots of guys were constantly flocking themselves around her, and she loves the attention as well as the perks that comes with it. One night around 11pm I called her. We were talking and then I heard a male's voice in the background. She stays at the school's female hostel. This particular hostel shuts their gates to guys once its 6pm. I quickly asked her, "who was that?" She said it was her roommate, Amarachi. "Let me talk to Amarachi," I requested. Then her phone went off until the following day. Six months later, she told me the truth while mocking me. She did abuse my trust and my willingness to turn a blind eye. But now I've learnt how to smell rat from a thousand mile away. 254 Likes 16 Shares |
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by toydee(m): 11:24am On Feb 06, 2019 |
Mine said she travelled to London for the Christmas holidays,and stayed with her uncle n family in Buckingham palace.. 107 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by DanDeeBoss(m): 11:31am On Feb 06, 2019 |
Gofwane: ![]() ![]() 30 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 11:37am On Feb 06, 2019 |
"She's just a family friend. She's like a sister to me." 51 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by starstaz(m): 11:39am On Feb 06, 2019 |
XhosaNostra: Xhosa frm Mandela country:::: This is d best joke I have so far encountered this year. I enjoy the guys lie because I can imagine how foolishly is cerebral engine both the grey matter and white matter are processing a reply that worth 1Giga byte of information under few seconds.® To me d guy is a basketmouth Genius. Haaaaaaaah 46 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 11:41am On Feb 06, 2019 |
I chased this girl for good 4years before I was finally able to smash her. During the first year of chasing, we usually smooched cos she claimed to be a virgin. But I noticed her boobs has fallen, when I asked her why.. she said that was how she was born. I weak Then the D-day came after we lost contact for a while, it was Dec 25th. She came to my house, after all the ratata, we got down to business. My people, the hole fit swallow 10 human adults and na so she dey fake orgasm. Reminds me of one quote I saw here...'we never grind beans, moi moi don dey smell'. She was just disturbing the neighborhood with her fake moaning. After the show, I asked her when she disvirgined... She said 2months ago.. ![]() Meanwhile, When NwanyiAwkaetiti and Yigiyaga finally meet ![]() 217 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by MannieA(f): 11:44am On Feb 06, 2019 |
Gofwane: lolz........wtf. 7 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by immaculate1234(m): 11:45am On Feb 06, 2019 |
Gofwane: Jesus Christ can never marry ![]() Gofwane: Jesus Christ can never marry 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by MannieA(f): 11:47am On Feb 06, 2019 |
ecstasy357:.... LOL She was prolly receiving a good dick from the back!! 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:02pm On Feb 06, 2019 |
ceeroh:You very Unserious. |
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Regiinald: 12:13pm On Feb 06, 2019 |
lalasticlala please move to frontpage |
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by mozel247: 12:32pm On Feb 06, 2019 |
She is very tight and during first sex she was faking tears. She ended up pushing me off crying that she can't imagine she finally had sex with me, that she hasn't done it for a long time, that she hate sex, that she get tired easily on sex. Hmmmm, I almost believed. Second night, the girl rode me like a champ. Then she slept and boom on her fone, I was jaw-drop. This girl is practically into run in school and her vulgar chat of her sexual escapade was just too much. She was naturally tight and at such exploiting that to pretend a decent girl 157 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by theadams(m): 12:36pm On Feb 06, 2019 |
IdreamOfUnicorn: 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:53pm On Feb 06, 2019 |
NwanyiAwkaetiti:Baby i am sorry. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by teresafaith: 12:55pm On Feb 06, 2019 |
Gstring |
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by DanDeeBoss(m): 12:57pm On Feb 06, 2019 |
mozel247:Lol ![]() ![]() 23 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Tamarapetty(f): 12:57pm On Feb 06, 2019 |
Gofwane:My chest 41 Likes
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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by DanDeeBoss(m): 12:58pm On Feb 06, 2019 |
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by teresafaith: 12:58pm On Feb 06, 2019 |
Naturally I hate short guys, cos they lie a lot 28 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Sgbate(m): 12:59pm On Feb 06, 2019 |
XhosaNostra:OMG!!!! 69 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Headlesschicken(m): 1:00pm On Feb 06, 2019 |
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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Sgbate(m): 1:12pm On Feb 06, 2019 |
Gofwane: 38 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by ecstasy357(m): 1:26pm On Feb 06, 2019 |
MannieA: Ya almost correct. The guy was literally poking her from behind but nothing happened according to her. The guy was her best friend. It's amazing how best friend and boyfriend are both bf 35 Likes 4 Shares |
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