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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by 2tees03(f): 12:53am On Feb 07, 2019
Was with him over the weekend, saw him on Thursday morning, dude said he was going for a meeting in alausa,only to see his registry pix later in the day with same babe he claimed to have broken up with.

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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by RaphtechSolar(m): 12:53am On Feb 07, 2019
Gofwane:
Not me though...

That she was walking into the bedroom when she hit her leg and accidentally fell on her ex boyfriend's erect dick and it went straight into her pvssy - that was how she lost her virginity
Funkee
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Slynation(m): 12:56am On Feb 07, 2019
teresafaith:

It will strike you and your shortness.
Oloripkelebe
You don't like short guys but Wizkid and Davido are probably your crush, who is deceiving who

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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Frezhkid10(m): 12:57am On Feb 07, 2019
.....Asked her how she lost her virginity...she said armed robbers came to attack them in her house...they raped her and her senior sister...later found out she was lying and that 2 of my friends has slept with her...in which the first took her virginity

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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Chiefheywhy(m): 12:57am On Feb 07, 2019
cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by mastermaestro(m): 1:00am On Feb 07, 2019
BrokenBarbie:
We had a fight.. My mum's birthday happened to fall around the time of the fight...

I expected him to be mature about it and still send his wishes..

He saw her on my profile picture on whatsapp..
I posted up to ten different pictures of her on my whatsapp status..

The morofoko was viewing every thing but he didn't mention a single word of it.

When I finally confronted him about it. Dude literally lied his head off about the whole thing.

He lied and lied and Denied having any idea of the birthday ..
We're not together anymore tho

That wasn't a whole lot, was it? You guys had deeper issues I guess.

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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Lhimeet(m): 1:03am On Feb 07, 2019
2tees03:
Was with him over the weekend, saw him on Thursday morning, dude said he was going for a meeting in alausa,only to see his registry pix later in the day with same babe he claimed to have broken up with.
Story that touches..

He obviously wanted to have the last bite of the pie.
embarassed

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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Djsylar(m): 1:07am On Feb 07, 2019
She told me she was going to see her sister only for me to pass by her ex boyfriend house and bam babe was outside the gate �

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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by zolacoded(m): 1:07am On Feb 07, 2019
luba9876:
I was riding her and she was shouting "baby Bleep me harder" when suddenly her phone rang. And the guy asked where she was and she told him she was at home and that she was already sleeping before he called.
Lol...... but she didn't tell the lie to u now.

Funny tho!!!

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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by bukatyne(f): 1:21am On Feb 07, 2019
awwfar:
she came visiting one night ,tho prior to that night I was already suspecting her way wasn't pure .it was around 11:30pm, so I was on the floor working on my laptop with a headset on bopping to a Ryan Leslie track while she was on my couch smiling, smirking her face sometimes and frowning to her phone (she was chatting with her other boyfriends I guess)..unluckily for her ,few minutes before her phone rang, they took light and since it was already late non of us suggested putting on the gen..so while she was on the call I paused my music and was still faking the head bops.. and I could hear clearly cos everywhere was quiet as some guy(probably the main bf) was asking the hoe where she was, angrily and that she should put her roommates at school on.. like he wanted to be sure she was in her hostel as her reply to the conversation was incoherent ...immediately she dropped the call I busted out laughing to my system without saying a word.. out of guilty conscience.. she just dropped it..
"that was my mum asking if I can make it down home tomorrow as early as possible "

I was like oh! really? no problem..she became strictly my sex doll after that night I discovered my assertion about her wasn't wrong ..we fhucked for more than 3years(with protection of cause) before I finally dropped her like bad habit and I cut out any form of favour from the relationship..

Dammy where ever u dey thunder go fire u!!

When I read stories like this, I chuckle.

Except the girl was sincerely interested in you (which I 99.9% doubt), she was enjoying the s.ex and happy to part ways when you did.

According to you, there were other benefits so she probably gained both ways.

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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by bukatyne(f): 1:24am On Feb 07, 2019
yehmy:
Told me nothing is going on between she and her Ex (that is currently in Dubai) only for me to caught her sending the guy I love you good night message ... Even told d guy she can't sleep bcuz she didn't hear from him all through the day sad Women are SCUM

How could he be her ex?
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by LordOfNaira: 1:28am On Feb 07, 2019
I remember a certain nursing student that I liked back in the days. She looked decent. Whenever her friends came around, they would sit at her balcony and I would hear them sharing their sexcapades but this girl would say nothing.

So, I got friendly with her and we became very close friends. She told me she was a virgin and I accepted. But one night, we went on a date and returned home and somehow, the devil got into us, and we tore each other's clothes and landed on my bed. My dick slid easily into her and I was shocked. I could not even thrust.

I asked her, "But you told me you were a virgin."

She said, "Yes."

I asked, "What happened?"

She said, "You just disvirgined me now now."

Men, I just weak right there and then.

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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by luminouz(m): 1:36am On Feb 07, 2019
LordOfNaira:
I remember a certain nursing student that I liked back in the days. She looked decent. Whenever her friends came around, they would sit at her balcony and I would hear them sharing their sexcapades but this girl would say nothing.

So, I got friendly with her and we became very close friends. She told me she was a virgin and I accepted. But one night, we went on a date and returned home and somehow, the devil got into us, and we tore each other's clothes and landed on my bed. My dick slid easily into her and I was shocked. I could not even thrust.

I asked her, "But you told me you were a virgin."

She said, "Yes."

I asked, "What happened?"

She said, "You just disvirgined me now now."

Men, I just weak right there and then.
Lmaooooooooo!!!
This one killed me oooooooooo!!!
Most times girls who open their mouths to tell u dem be virgins are lying!!!

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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Nicklaus619(m): 1:40am On Feb 07, 2019
Meet her in my office, she came visiting my married boss from unical, we go talking, just wanted to keep her busy till my boss is free to receive her, I took her to the waiting room and after a like an hour my boss pleaded that I should take her to the eatery, as she has been in a flight for the past 3 hours before getting to Abuja.. We exchanged number and I jokingly told her I like her and she smiled sheepishly at me..
After 1 hour I got a text message from her thanking me for making her day and told me she like the way I admired her and we became friends.. Fast forward to 3 years later she finished her school, served in Lagos and later secured a job in Abuja.. Immediatly she got to Abuja she got a nice apartment and invited me to her house.. I asked her if she has any thing going on with my boss, but she replied in negative.. I came and one thing led to another and we fvck for real long time..
Wen she was about squitting she was saying incoherent stuffs and maybe speaking their language Lols, after she finished wetting her bed she was almost in tears and he said "

"I love you baby I will never fvck your boss again, his dick is small and he cums on
time"

I was like wah da fvck,, u fvcking with my boss too.. And said no that she never said such thing.. I was dumbfounded and confused. This girl was fvckingly sweet and beautifully,, I wanted to have a real relationship with her but Becuase of that her singular statement.. We ended up as fvck buddies... I fvck her almost 3 times a week yet we ain't dating... Hell she knows my gf grin and I know her boyfriend too but b!tch woundt still let me rest.... grin girls ehh

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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by zolacoded(m): 1:44am On Feb 07, 2019
LordOfNaira:
I remember a certain nursing student that I liked back in the days. She looked decent. Whenever her friends came around, they would sit at her balcony and I would hear them sharing their sexcapades but this girl would say nothing.

So, I got friendly with her and we became very close friends. She told me she was a virgin and I accepted. But one night, we went on a date and returned home and somehow, the devil got into us, and we tore each other's clothes and landed on my bed. My dick slid easily into her and I was shocked. I could not even thrust.

I asked her, "But you told me you were a virgin."

She said, "Yes."

I asked, "What happened?"

She said, "You just disvirgined me now now."

Men, I just weak right there and then.
Jesus Christ of Ahomanma!!!

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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by ugnoble: 1:59am On Feb 07, 2019
Gofwane:
Not me though...

That she was walking into the bedroom when she hit her leg and accidentally fell on her ex boyfriend's erect dick and it went straight into her pvssy - that was how she lost her virginity
grin Jesu!
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by AngelicBeing: 1:59am On Feb 07, 2019
XhosaNostra:
A guy I just started dating invited me to his place to "watch a movie". It was early days in the relationship, so my guard was still up & I didn't wanna rush things. When he started touching me, I excused myself to the bathroom. In there, under the sink was a laundry basket & a bra was sticking out. This made me suspicious because he'd told me that he was single. I confronted him about my findings & his response almost knocked me unconscious because of how ridiculous it was. I don't think he had time to think about what he was telling me. He said the BRA was his!
Hian, Hahaha grin

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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Gracespecial101(m): 2:03am On Feb 07, 2019
LordOfNaira:
I remember a certain nursing student that I liked back in the days. She looked decent. Whenever her friends came around, they would sit at her balcony and I would hear them sharing their sexcapades but this girl would say nothing.

So, I got friendly with her and we became very close friends. She told me she was a virgin and I accepted. But one night, we went on a date and returned home and somehow, the devil got into us, and we tore each other's clothes and landed on my bed. My dick slid easily into her and I was shocked. I could not even thrust.

I asked her, "But you told me you were a virgin."

She said, "Yes."

I asked, "What happened?"

She said, "You just disvirgined me now now."

Men, I just weak right there and then.

She's the boss��

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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Judybash93(m): 2:04am On Feb 07, 2019
LordOfNaira:
I remember a certain nursing student that I liked back in the days. She looked decent. Whenever her friends came around, they would sit at her balcony and I would hear them sharing their sexcapades but this girl would say nothing.

So, I got friendly with her and we became very close friends. She told me she was a virgin and I accepted. But one night, we went on a date and returned home and somehow, the devil got into us, and we tore each other's clothes and landed on my bed. My dick slid easily into her and I was shocked. I could not even thrust.

I asked her, "But you told me you were a virgin."

She said, "Yes."

I asked, "What happened?"

She said, "You just disvirgined me now now."

Men, I just weak right there and then.

The mere fact that you were able to penetrate her gloryhole easily doesn't mean she wasn't a Virgin.

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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by J4JUVENTUS(m): 2:07am On Feb 07, 2019
Most girls will just be deceiving thier destinies, thinking say na we them de deceive.
I yav seen lies,that I don't even know where to start to share my experiences.Right now I forbid to trust anything called girl.
Some will know they are telling lies o,they will still be crying to convince you...
I fear who no fear girls oooo...

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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by abigs: 2:27am On Feb 07, 2019
Okay this story is not mine but that of a friend of a friend...

This guy (a real f**k boy) and his girl had been dating for a while he never touched and she claimed she was a virgin (she apparently was a virgin) you know how it is when guys are in love, we don’t want to touch the girl. So she gained admission into the university, after a year my guy also gained admission into the same school to be with his babe o. upon him gaining admission, she called him and told him she slipped one day while in the kitchen then she started bleeding and that’s how she lost her virginity grin. Me I was shocked ... anyways we later found out she got a new boyfriend in school who was the one scattered the jungle cool.

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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by zone51: 2:49am On Feb 07, 2019
luba9876:
I was riding her and she was shouting "baby Bleep me harder" when suddenly her phone rang. And the guy asked where she was and she told him she was at home and that she was already sleeping before he called.

Had a similar case.

My ex got a marriage proposal back at home but couldn't tell me,

I schooled in North East and her parent based in North Central. The guy was working for a beverage company while I was in my final year. So he came to their branch in North East...my ex lied to me she was going for a wedding of a big sister inside town and to spend 4days, I sensed it n confronted her but she denied it completely.

4days extended to 7days, undecided but when she came back, we knack crazily to let it go.

She went home for mini family introduction after semester break while poor me stayed back in school cos I was broke.

When she resumed, she was feeling bad she's about to break up with me but didn't know how to say it. I confronted her with all proofs, she couldn't say a word but asked us to meet at our bleeping stadium outside campus.

*Goodbye my lover* was on repeat on my phone with tears in my eyes cry throughout the weekend cos I knew down in my heart she wanted to end the relationship with me. We got to my friend's apartment we do use, she cooked well for me like last dinner, and we got down to it after the meal.

The time I was scared most was when she was riding me, the guy called her, she claimed to be in the library and talked very quietly....*I shocked the way she controlled her breathing sequence* to respond to the call.

After the romp, she explained/confessed everything A-Z for me, she apologized for about to break up with me and offered to still be friend n knacking while still in school BUT I honourably declined the knacking aspect.

She agreed n we ended it mutually.

4years later, I also settled in Abuja where they have settled, she called me once sha after 2 children saying she missed me. shocked

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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 3:15am On Feb 07, 2019
I had issues with my gf. After some days i saw her pix with a guy she claimed was a family friend covering his face, both wearing same top. I saw it on a mutual friend status. The friend didn't know we were dating. Next thing i confronted aunty, she said that married men were disturbing her at work so she went to studio to snap picture with the family friend. I asked her why didn't she use me, she gave no concrete answer. 2months later.....BOOM i saw traditional wedding pictures and white wedding. Till today aunty still lies about it. In her words, "you will not understand".

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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by 22brains(m): 3:19am On Feb 07, 2019
Not me though...
That she was walking into the bedroom when she hit her leg and accidentally fell on her ex boyfriend's erect dick and it went straight into her Pusy - that was how she lost her virginity (thanks to copy and paste)��� �

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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by 22brains(m): 3:20am On Feb 07, 2019
officialarab:
I had issues with my gf. After some days i saw her pix with a guy she claimed was a family friend covering his face, both wearing same top. I saw it on a mutual friend status. The friend didn't know we were dating. Next thing i confronted aunty, she said that married men were disturbing her at work so she went to studio to snap picture with the family friend. I asked her why didn't she use me, she gave no concrete answer. 2months later.....BOOM i saw traditional wedding pictures and white wedding. Till today aunty still lies about it. In her words, "you will not understand".
Not me though...
That she was walking into the bedroom when she hit her leg and accidentally fell on her ex boyfriend's erect dick and it went straight into her Pusy - that was how she lost her virginity (thanks to copy and paste)��� �
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by 22brains(m): 3:21am On Feb 07, 2019
Not me though...
That she was walking into the bedroom when she hit her leg and accidentally fell on her ex boyfriend's erect dick and it went straight into her Pusy - that was how she lost her virginity (thanks to copy and paste)��� �
Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by delvinho: 3:30am On Feb 07, 2019
ceeroh:
I chased this girl for good 4years before I was finally able to smash her. During the first year of chasing, we usually smooched cos she claimed to be a virgin. But I noticed her boobs has fallen, when I asked her why.. she said that was how she was born. I weak
Then the D-day came after we lost contact for a while, it was Dec 25th. She came to my house, after all the ratata, we got down to business. My people, the hole fit swallow 10 human adults and na so she dey fake orgasm. Reminds me of one quote I saw here...'we never grind beans, moi moi don dey smell'. She was just disturbing the neighborhood with her fake moaning. After the show, I asked her when she disvirgined... She said 2months ago.. grin

Meanwhile, When NwanyiAwkaetiti and Yigiyaga finally meet grin

Fallen breasts has nothing to do with lost virginity. African ignoramoses. One can be a virgin and have fallen breasts. Also one can be disvigined last month by a fat dick that continues to sex her and by the time another man ventures there it will so wide like she is a IndecentStar

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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Nigerfine2: 3:36am On Feb 07, 2019
XhosaNostra it was off guard as your guard was still up.
Very funny
post=75464891:

A guy I just started dating invited me to his place to "watch a movie". It was early days in the relationship, so my guard was still up & I didn't wanna rush things. When he started touching me, I excused myself to the bathroom. In there, under the sink was a laundry basket & a bra was sticking out. This made me suspicious because he'd told me that he was single. I confronted him about my findings & his response almost knocked me unconscious because of how ridiculous it was. I don't think he had time to think about what he was telling me. He said the BRA was his!

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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by delvinho: 3:51am On Feb 07, 2019
LordOfNaira:
I remember a certain nursing student that I liked back in the days. She looked decent. Whenever her friends came around, they would sit at her balcony and I would hear them sharing their sexcapades but this girl would say nothing.

So, I got friendly with her and we became very close friends. She told me she was a virgin and I accepted. But one night, we went on a date and returned home and somehow, the devil got into us, and we tore each other's clothes and landed on my bed. My dick slid easily into her and I was shocked. I could not even thrust.

I asked her, "But you told me you were a virgin."

She said, "Yes."

I asked, "What happened?"

She said, "You just disvirgined me now now."

Men, I just weak right there and then.

Just so you know, not all virgins have the hymen.

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Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Dami12345: 4:00am On Feb 07, 2019
delvinho:


Just so you know, not all virgins have the hymen.

Righhhtttt! Seems like all the girls in our generation dont have hymen.

What do I know?
This isn't a thread where the lies of girls are exposed.

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