Funkybabee:



there is nothing naturally, maybe she's using a products for it

I believe this. There was a particular girl that felt like a virgin. As in...she cried. I felt d pain too...my mamba was being squeezed, my eyes turned red. We had to take a break.

Monaco2:
....She was like it was a mistake dat d guy just inserted his dick n removed it immediately, I burst in laughter.. stories many abeg

the guy na fowl?? Even fowl self dey last pass 2 secs.

Monaco2:
Back then in school I was fvcking this babe when a call came in n she refused to answer it n I told her I would pick d call she immediately picked n it was her bf.. d guy asked where she was n she said her female friends hostel. All this while she was breathing heavily n d guy told her he loved her n she was like : u love me?!? I hear n she ended d call immediately.. I was just smiling after she left I was like nawa for girls o... n I got my heart broken a few months prior to d time we met wen I found out that my girl of almost three years was having an affair. My thoughts was just running wide that that’s exactly how a guy was probably fucking my girl then n I would be forming mr lova lova not knowing dat another guy was ontop of her nawa...... last year I met another girl n she was forming decent girl I hacked her Facebook n was going through her chat n I saw dat she had boooos I was just one of them’ days later a particular guy that has been disturbing her finally had his wey with her n she was telling d guy dat she is sure she was pregnant... I was just laughing... she came over n I was just telling her I know wat she did yesterday n d guy is smallie in my area she was denying d whole thin until I picked up my phone n said I was gonna call d guy( I don’t have his number just pretending) dats wen d fake tears came in. She was like it was a mistake dat d guy just inserted his dick n removed it immediately, I burst in laughter.. stories many abeg

Insert and remove......WTF.... hahahahahahahahaha

Frankicent:



smh even duo it's 4 inch if it's wide it's.

I don't know oh

A lady I so loved got engaged and still prophesing love up n down. Never knew her hubby to-be went to collect list when she told me she was going to see her elder brother in the village. The guy (fiance) somehow figured out she was seeing someone else after engagement and he once traveled through the night to catch me in her place...but I was unavoidably absent. Her lodge mates told me. As a smart guy, i continued drilling the oil well till I found a new babe n when she knew about us and called me over for official breakup, I answered the court like Nnamdi kanu . Went in n twisted her plot to her submission nd confession. To even think of the lies she told me about the spouse that time, fear still dey catch me. Out of sight, the pussy ain't yours bruv.

She was rather cheap to me. I asked if that's typical of her or I was simply special to her. she said I was special. I later realised all guys are special to her. lol

Funkybabee:



there is nothing naturally, maybe she's using a products for it

Babe, there is, some people are naturally very tight, it's not until they use anything, believe that.

mastermaestro:


That wasn't a whole lot, was it? You guys had deeper issues I guess.

Yeah.. He also lied about his age for a very long time.. But that's not why we broke up though

mechanics:
wow, and what did you do next?

I made her understand that I hate lies

Hmmm.

All i can say is "fear girls"

Nicklaus619:
Meet her in my office, she came visiting my married boss from unical, we go talking, just wanted to keep her busy till my boss is free to receive her, I took her to the waiting room and after a like an hour my boss pleaded that I should take her to the eatery, as she has been in a flight for the past 3 hours before getting to Abuja.. We exchanged number and I jokingly told her I like her and she smiled sheepishly at me..
After 1 hour I got a text message from her thanking me for making her day and told me she like the way I admired her and we became friends.. Fast forward to 3 years later she finished her school, served in Lagos and later secured a job in Abuja.. Immediatly she got to Abuja she got a nice apartment and invited me to her house.. I asked her if she has any thing going on with my boss, but she replied in negative.. I came and one thing led to another and we fvck for real long time..
Wen she was about squitting she was saying incoherent stuffs and maybe speaking their language Lols, after she finished wetting her bed she was almost in tears and he said "

"I love you baby I will never fvck your boss again, his dick is small and he cums on
time"

I was like wah da fvck,, u fvcking with my boss too.. And said no that she never said such thing.. I was dumbfounded and confused. This girl was fvckingly sweet and beautifully,, I wanted to have a real relationship with her but Becuase of that her singular statement.. We ended up as fvck buddies... I fvck her almost 3 times a week yet we ain't dating... Hell she knows my gf and I know her boyfriend too but b!tch woundt still let me rest.... girls ehh

Nairalander's will not kill me today

Gofwane:
Not me though...

That she was walking into the bedroom when she hit her leg and accidentally fell on her ex boyfriend's erect dick and it went straight into her pvssy - that was how she lost her virginity

Even Devil cannot lie like this. this one off me I swear

Okwori12:
I made her understand that I hate lies

That's good.

Biglittlelois:



Babe, there is, some people are naturally very tight, it's not until they use anything, believe that.

...


I don't believe such sister

ecstasy357:


I believe this. There was a particular girl that felt like a virgin. As in...she cried. I felt d pain too...my mamba was being squeezed, my eyes turned red. We had to take a break.

Lols

Bestchoice4me:
Now, they say a pussy that has been fuck3d can still be refuck3d.. We broke up, after 2months, we saw each other again.. We get talking, she told me allot of things, how her new bf treats her, how he proposed to her, I saw the ring on her finger.. I enjoyed all her story.. So, I said what about coming to say hello to me.. She said no p.. She came one Saturday morning.. To cut d long story short.. We get down to biz.. As I dey sha d girl with my kondo, she was moaning and am enjoying d blues.. Her fiance call came in.. At first, she wanted to ignore but I persuaded her to pick up, she did and the guy asked where she was, Her response got me cracking.. She said she was on the bike.. Laff wan kill me.. The one wey con make me loose my erection due to laughter.. I further inserted my kondo, she screamed aloud, d guy said what's that? She said na the bike enter gallop and it makes her feel pain at d back..
Nifemi.. I hail u oo.. U be badolina

karma right now

LordOfNaira:
I remember a certain nursing student that I liked back in the days. She looked decent. Whenever her friends came around, they would sit at her balcony and I would hear them sharing their sexcapades but this girl would say nothing.

So, I got friendly with her and we became very close friends. She told me she was a virgin and I accepted. But one night, we went on a date and returned home and somehow, the devil got into us, and we tore each other's clothes and landed on my bed. My dick slid easily into her and I was shocked. I could not even thrust.

I asked her, "But you told me you were a virgin."

She said, "Yes."

I asked, "What happened?"

She said, "You just disvirgined me now now."

Men, I just weak right there and then.

this is the funniest one I've read so far

BananaTree:


The trap wasn't meant for you my brother. Women know better.

i think she was already pregnant before we began dating, because she kept asking me about how i would react to pregnancy and she joke about getting pregnant for a Man and we could continue our Relationship after she give birth to the baby ,. All the sign was there in front of me but i did not pay attention and i did not care because it was unbelievable, the girl was not ready to let me go during all the time she was already pregnant, she was joking about continue the relationship with me even after she give birth to a baby, little did i know that she was already pregnant and we did not use to spend much time together, i might have noticed if we did and the scariest thing was that she tried to seduce me i even talked to her about sex and she agreed even after she claimed she was still a Virgin. I just wasn't much interested in Sex with her, if i had made that mistake then only God know what would have happened.



Always pay attention to women's joke about anything even if it sound insane and absurd, it could be the truth

Yeah, I remember my 300lvl in school also. I was dating this girl that was in 100lvl (rather I was dating myself), and me believing 100lvl girls are always naive, loyal and submissive. She's tall, pretty, with good figure with this soft chocolate skin. Almost every guy wanted her. She liked me but due to the attention she was getting from guys, she didn't want to stay one place.

Anytime I call her to come see me or to come see her, she'd always tell me she's at to her Aunty's place that was like 30mins drive from my school.

One Saturday, I called her to come around, she told me she travelled back home to get food stuff. So I bounced off to go watch football. On my way back naim I sight my babe with another guy coming out of a hostel close to the viewing center.

I didn't even bother to call her to know what happened. That lie was big enough for me to end things. Till date I didn't tell her, I just stopped calling and picking her calls.

Gofwane:
Not me though...

That she was walking into the bedroom when she hit her leg and accidentally fell on her ex boyfriend's erect dick and it went straight into her pvssy - that was how she lost her virginity

The biggest lie in history

Except that of a confirmed virgin

gentlechyke:
A lady I so loved got engaged and still prophesing love up n down. Never knew her hubby to-be went to collect list when she told me she was going to see her elder brother in the village. The guy (fiance) somehow figured out she was seeing someone else after engagement and he once traveled through the night to catch me in her place...but I was unavoidably absent. Her lodge mates told me. As a smart guy, i continued drilling the oil well till I found a new babe n when she knew about us and called me over for official breakup, I answered the court like Nnamdi kanu . Went in n twisted her plot to her submission nd confession. To even think of the lies she told me about the spouse that time, fear still dey catch me. Out of sight, the pussy ain't yours bruv.

XhosaNostra:


LMFAO. In your case though it's understandable. It was an honest misunderstanding. The guy had a wife, but she was working in another city & only came home twice a month. He admitted all of this to me after the initial lie. I told him I needed to think about it. Gave him a false sense of hope, so he wouldn't do something stupid to me while I was at his house. But in my mind I've already made the decision. There was no way I was going to get involved with a married man, knowingly.

U get sense sha

CEOwatazs:
this particular gurl we've dating fr lik 4/5years until den. she was on d habit I visit her in her place, everytym I go she will pick a key from her bag n den suggest we go to her uncle house who According to her works in anoda state. prior to dat fateful day I had bn suzpextin her with a guy who works in a bank not far from her house but I kept it to myslf. getting to d house she opened d door, we went in and she hv mi sit in d parlor whyl she went in to d bedroom, the next tin I saw was her coming out from d room with jux a towel and was asking mi wat I will lik to eat I told her anything available ( I was shocked seeing her undressing in d house but I decided to keep shot) whyl she was busy preparing d indomie my eyes wer up n down wen I suddenly saw some bank items packed in one corner of d parlour. getting der to check I was d guy's name on all d bank items as d cashier (meaning datx his house) I was bittered but I locked up as if everything was alright. after d food was done she brought it we ate and immediately strtd romancin. we had d frst round of sex in d parlour, I made sure wen cuming I remove and poured it on d couch as if dat was not enough I suggested we moved into to her uncle's room to hav d remaining rounds which I also ensured I cum on d bed, d wall n sm documents in d room. d tym was tickling to around 3pm and she was like we shul go see her frnd (she brought it up bkos she know d guy will soon b back) meanwhyl she told me her uncle only cms back end of d month. I told her ok we shul go see her frnd wen we cm Bak in d evening we will com n clean d house. she objected but I insisted. dat was how she followed me, whyl we wer out she was busy telling me she need to go Bak home to cook I told her we shul go togeda she said no.her aunt won't be happy seeing us. cut everything short I left her when I was sure d guy mst hv cm Bak home. week later I managed to sneak into her Fon wer I saw der chat, d guy was asking her wat happened in the house she said it was her frnd Rita dt came with he boyfrnd and did dt dt she's sorry, d guy didn't biliv and called Everytin to an end dat was wen I open up n told her dt I was aware of everything she taking me to her boyfriend's house each tym am around she was speechless as wat I can't say. we Sha resolve Everytin and till date I still go around n Bleep my tin. I can't be angry with free pussy

lol sharp guy. If na some mumu guys dem go take am personal

Kingdolla:
Fear girls that cry for any little thing. They are dangerous.

hmm share your experience

IdreamOfUnicorn:
"She's just a family friend. She's like a sister to me."

this is very common here in Lagos. Am currently going through such now.

My ex who claim to be decent told me that my dick is too big, that she has never seen tall guys with long dick before bcs is only short guys that use to have big dick but she's surprised that my dick is big and d biggest she's ever seen and I'm tall and very active. But I thought is tall guys that use to have it big but she said no, that short guys use to have it big than tall guys. Imagine someone that claim to be decent saying that but when I asked her question she will just smile

BrokenBarbie:



Yeah.. He also lied about his age for a very long time.. But that's not why we broke up though

Okay o. But why is Barbie broken and not a friendly? Just curious anyway.

J4JUVENTUS:
Most girls will just be deceiving thier destinies, thinking say na we them de deceive.
I yav seen lies,that I don't even know where to start to share my experiences.Right now I forbid to trust anything called girl.
Some will know they are telling lies o,they will still be crying to convince you...
I fear who no fear girls oooo...

As in. I remember when one girl was convincingly telling my course rep that she is a virgin but little did she know that her ex-boyfriend had a video of their sexual intercourse and showed it to my course rep. My course rep said that if not for the video, he would have believed she is virgin. Girls.

Olawalesmarter:


i think she was already pregnant before we began dating, because she kept asking me about how i would react to pregnancy and she joke about getting pregnant for a Man and we could continue our Relationship after she give birth to the baby ,. All the sign was there in front of me but i did not pay attention and i did not care because it was unbelievable, the girl was not ready to let me go during all the time she was already pregnant, she was joking about continue the relationship with me even after she give birth to a baby, little did i know that she was already pregnant and we did not use to spend much time together, i might have noticed if we did and the scariest thing was that she tried to seduce me i even talked to her about sex and she agreed even after she claimed she was still a Virgin. I just wasn't much interested in Sex with her, if i had made that mistake then only God know what would have happened.



Always pay attention to women's joke about anything even if it sound insane and absurd, it could be the truth

Same way one girl like that was jokingly asking me if I would forgive her should she cheat on me. meanwhile, she was sleeping with one guy already. I trusted her so much, that was the reason I didn't pay attention to the joke. but I later caught her red handed.

Exjoker:
We were gisting this particular day and her phone rang. She picked the call and talked for some minutes. When the caller sense that she is with someone and asked who the person is...?
She lied right before me to the caller that "I am her mother".
I instantly became weak and the rest is history.

Sorry bro. This whores ain't loyal

2tees03:
Was with him over the weekend, saw him on Thursday morning, dude said he was going for a meeting in alausa,only to see his registry pix later in the day with same babe he claimed to have broken up with.

I think I know this idiot ..