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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 12:02pm On Feb 13, 2019
Momoney77:


May the good Lord continue to increase your knowledge. Sometimes i try to imagine your mood when writing, cause i feel the zeal with which you write when reading it.
on average a Miseducation takes a week to write and another week to edit. During that time I'm going through dozens of moods. Sometimes I take longer when porn makes me waste time cheesy .but generally it's a crazy time when I write because I try to go deeper than most writers do.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Starboytwo(m): 12:19pm On Feb 13, 2019
ubunja:
on average a Miseducation takes a week to write and another week to edit. During that time I'm going through dozens of moods. Sometimes I take longer when porn makes me waste time cheesy .but generally it's a crazy time when I write because I try to go deeper than most writers do.
I'm shooting you pm now......kindly reply or better for me if you could chat on WhatsApp... I'm actually in a tight fix
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Nobody: 1:08pm On Feb 13, 2019
ubunja:
just wondering bro; what's your fav soft drink? fanta?

Also wondering, don't you think breast milk should be classified as a soft drink? wink

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by edufreshy(m): 1:17pm On Feb 13, 2019
Nice one bro. More inks to your pen.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by daviesblaze(m): 1:45pm On Feb 13, 2019
SweetBuns:
Crap.... Total bullcrap undecided

And who the Bleep invite your micy feminist ass to this thread

Kindly use the toilet emergency exit door please, cus it looks like your service will be needed there first wink

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by OdogwuMike(m): 2:20pm On Feb 13, 2019
Nice master piece from Ubanja as usual. More ink to ur pen.

The write-up is so true, personally, I have realised that the way u start with a woman is the way u end with a woman.

If u want ur fantasies fulfilled with a woman, better make them known from the word "go"

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 2:38pm On Feb 13, 2019
Patheos:


Also wondering, don't you think breast milk should be classified as a soft drink? wink
now I know in which section of xvideos I will find you grin

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 2:39pm On Feb 13, 2019
Starboytwo:
I'm shooting you pm now......kindly reply or better for me if you could chat on WhatsApp... I'm actually in a tight fix
WhatsApp is better.but I'm not good on dating advice.
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 2:41pm On Feb 13, 2019
OdogwuMike:
Nice master piece from Ubanja as usual. More ink to ur pen.

The write-up is so true, personally, I have realised that the way u start with a woman is the way u end with a woman.

If u want ur fantasies fulfilled with a woman, better make them known from the word "go"
women are ready for anything. Men are not ready.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 2:42pm On Feb 13, 2019
daviesblaze:


And who the Bleep invite your micy feminist ass to this thread

Kindly use the toilet emergency exit door please, cus it looks like your service will be needed there first wink
lol. But maybe her buns are really sweet bro.
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Aiziko: 3:03pm On Feb 13, 2019
Nice write-up bro.This is kind of different from your past articles which are more about concept about women while this is about techniques to be used on women. Meanwhile this write-up is for those who have gfs, what about we who don't yet? Can't one be too forward when using this skill?

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 3:45pm On Feb 13, 2019
Aiziko:
Nice write-up bro.This is kind of different from your past articles which are more about concept about women while this is about techniques to be used on women. Meanwhile this write-up is for those who have gfs, what about we who don't yet? Can't one be too forward when using this skill?
yar this Miseducation is almost like a Dating Drill (not my favorite thing to write. But one day is one day). You can never be too forward with a stranger. If it flops the worst she can do is will walk away.

The danger is once you start slow trying to speed up later will be impossible. As with anything it's about tact. Communication. Asking leading questions. Making comments about people that betray a dirty mind. Girls are surprisingly open with strangers.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Nobody: 3:53pm On Feb 13, 2019
ubunja:
yar this Miseducation is almost like a Dating Drill (not my favorite thing to write. But one day is one day). You can never be too forward with a stranger. If it flops the worst she can do is will walk away.

The danger is once you start slow trying to speed up later will be impossible. As with anything it's about tact. Communication. Asking leading questions. Making comments about people that betray a dirty mind. Girls are surprisingly open with strangers.
You have forgotten that it is the same men that kiss and tell.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Nobody: 3:53pm On Feb 13, 2019
ubunja:
yar this Miseducation is almost like a Dating Drill (not my favorite thing to write. But one day is one day). You can never be too forward with a stranger. If it flops the worst she can do is will walk away.

The danger is once you start slow trying to speed up later will be impossible. As with anything it's about tact. Communication. Asking leading questions. Making comments about people that betray a dirty mind. Girls are surprisingly open with strangers.
You have forgotten that it is the same men that will always kiss and tell.
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 4:30pm On Feb 13, 2019
funmisticqueen:
You have forgotten that it is the same men that will always kiss and tell.
as long as the women never know.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 4:46pm On Feb 13, 2019
To whom it may concern:
Remaining Miseducations to be uploaded-

1.The Player
2. Mother-Nature's Tender Love For The Player
3. The Power Of Narcissism
4. Lessons From A Bitch
5. Think Like A Hoe, Act Like A Man
6. Cheaters And Losers
7. The Strings Women Pull To Control You Like A Puppet
8. The Secret Language Of Girls
9. Decoder - What Girls Says VS What They Really Mean
10. What makes you a good fucker makes you a bad father (and vice versa)
11. Get Your Bad Boy On
12. The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by luminouz(m): 5:04pm On Feb 13, 2019
ubunja:
I wonder how many losers tomorrow will buy Valentine gifts for their GFs and wives only to be given sex in return as their gift.
Lol..not me!!!
The gift I'm giving any babe tomorrow is my dick!!!

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 5:49pm On Feb 13, 2019
luminouz:

Lol..not me!!!
The gift I'm giving any babe tomorrow is my dick!!!
lol and she must not complain yho

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by luminouz(m): 5:51pm On Feb 13, 2019
ubunja:
lol and she must not complain yho
Wetin be ma own!! grin
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by justiniyke29: 6:05pm On Feb 13, 2019
ubunja nice one bro, your wealth of knowledge on anything pussy and women is incredible. I guess we actually idolizes our gf that's why it hurts when then Bleep up, like they eventually do

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Momoney77: 6:15pm On Feb 13, 2019
ubunja:
on average a Miseducation takes a week to write and another week to edit. During that time I'm going through dozens of moods. Sometimes I take longer when porn makes me waste time cheesy .but generally it's a crazy time when I write because I try to go deeper than most writers do.

Hell yeah, you do go deeper.
And what is it about porn that fascinates you, I actually stopped watching porn for sometime. So please share with me
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 6:21pm On Feb 13, 2019
Momoney77:


Hell yeah, you do go deeper.
And what is it about porn that fascinates you, I actually stopped watching porn for sometime. So please share with me
one word: LATINA tongue

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 6:24pm On Feb 13, 2019
justiniyke29:
ubunja nice one bro, your wealth of knowledge on anything pussy and women is incredible. I guess we actually idolizes our gf that's why it hurts when then Bleep up, like they eventually do
true. When men fvck up women become lesbians, but when women fvck up men either kill the whòre or kill themselves. So sad cry

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by SOFTDRINK: 7:02pm On Feb 13, 2019
ubunja:
just wondering bro; what's your fav soft drink? fanta?
grin
ubunja:
just wondering bro; what's your fav soft drink? fanta?
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by SOFTDRINK: 7:03pm On Feb 13, 2019
ubunja:
just wondering bro; what's your fav soft drink? fanta?
lol
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Tony142: 7:37pm On Feb 13, 2019
Wow, nice one , u guys are doing a nice job
First was Charles Nneji, second was harddon, third was illegend and now it is ubuja, Lol
Oba dey try Sha, more knowledge fall on u

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by fuckboys: 7:37pm On Feb 13, 2019
How do you know women so well shocked, I can relate to this.
There's this very girl in my compound that year, think she's about 18 then still in secondary school, very timid and quite doesn't talk to anyone.

I kinda actually got close to her after so many times of trying and time wasted. The day we finally sealed the deal, I was like 'please leave my diçk alone are you not tired?

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ValCon888: 8:10pm On Feb 13, 2019
But when you turn a housewife into a hoe, you cannot turn her back into a housewife.
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by joeeee240(m): 8:34pm On Feb 13, 2019
ubunja:
To whom it may concern:
Remaining Miseducations to be uploaded-

1.The Player
2. Mother-Nature's Tender Love For The Player
3. The Power Of Narcissism
4. Lessons From A Bitch
5. Think Like A Hoe, Act Like A Man
6. Cheaters And Losers
7. The Strings Women Pull To Control You Like A Puppet
8. The Secret Language Of Girls
9. Decoder - What Girls Says VS What They Really Mean
10. What makes you a good fucker makes you a bad father (and vice versa)
11. Get Your Bad Boy On
12. The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF

Nice. I dey wait boss

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Akinbahm(m): 8:40pm On Feb 13, 2019
ubunja:

Appreciate the well thought-out response.

Will telling your GF that with your Ex you did XYZ make her think after breaking up you'll do the same? Men must not kiss and tell but its always about how you bring it up:
You: "ever did a 3sum before? "
Your GF: "no. You?"
You: "I did with my Ex"
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What if she agrees to a fantasy and you fumble and embarrass yourself?
Lol.good point. Guys must take care not to bite more than they can chew. In any case I have always preferred to try something aside first before coming out with it in the open. I should have included that in the post. Nice one.
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Hitting up a woman and getting dirty with her. Will you get blocked?
Not if you know your Chat Game and know how to ease a girl into dirty chat. I'm about done with an original post:Chatting & Gaming, that will shed a light on that issue.
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Not every man wants 3sums etc?
True. But do you know your woman's own fantasies? OE how she ia fulfilling them?

mezarddinny thanks boss




This draw my attention bro, nice answers to the questions... One have to understand how women operate before gaming them true true.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 12:33am On Feb 14, 2019
Tony142:
Wow, nice one , u guys are doing a nice job
First was Charles Nneji, second was harddon, third was illegend and now it is ubuja, Lol
Oba dey try Sha, more knowledge fall on u
I really like ilegendd. His approach is crazy as hell and very practical. I'm sure harddon is always exhausted dealing with people's dating problems can't be easy. Guys bring all sort of crazy problems to his thread.
As for Charles I'm only hearing about him now. Let me follow up on him.

Tony thanks bro.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 12:40am On Feb 14, 2019
fuckboys:
How do you know women so well shocked, I can relate to this.
There's this very girl in my compound that year, think she's about 18 then still in secondary school, very timid and quite doesn't talk to anyone.

I kinda actually got close to her after so many times of trying and time wasted. The day we finally sealed the deal, I was like 'please leave my diçk alone are you not tired?
the purest ones in public are the dirtiest ones in private. That's how they compensate.
Much like how the bossy woman at work is submissive at home. For balance. Even men are like that. Usually that powerful man at work controlling other men at home he's an obedient man whose wife has the last say. You won't even recognize him at home.

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