NairobiWalker:


We have some ethnic Ethiopians who are native to Kenya too. Can we say they don't make good injera?

TayserMahri:


So Mnangagwa isnt exactly the right man for the job. Any elections soon? Your cities still look modern. They actually look alot like SA cities and Kenyan cities. Great Zimbabwe will rise.

ednited:


I thought the so called 'new husband's is looking for new wife

vaxx:
Have you seen Ghana mall

Kazikazi:
No.Zim cities has their own style.they look like Pretoria but not Kenyan cities.There is no slums in zim! No single slum! Zimbabwe in general is more cleaner than Kenya. Swallow that!

TayserMahri:


sounds right

TayserMahri:



we want to test with you

tylann:

Always empty boasting

kikuyu1:


It looks like a tiny deformed bat. The longest length I've seem personally was six inches though its a problem with constant friction and SHE MUST FOREVER BE CAREFUL WITH ZIPS,GODDAMMIT!! One side is always noticeably longer than the other. It produces regular squirts!



That's why hotel beds in Ug,Rw,Tz,DRC all have plastic coated mattresses. BTW,its not only pulled women who squirt-ALL ARE CAPABLE,EVEN CIRC OR SOMALI MUTILATED.

Zimbobeauty:


Of course we feel like we still need somebody better but nobody wants to go back to Mugabe. Zimbabwe was the most developed country in Africa at some point. We still have the infrastructure though not exactly well maintained. You can see our cities still look modern and well planned. We want somebody who will take us to the good old days when other Africans came to Zimbabwe for a better life.

tylann:
Using those combat vehicles to transport troops instead of Toyota vans

Jonraid:
I sometimes cook,for fun though! When 30 minutes are over and I'm not yet done my siblings would stand at the kitchen door probably thinking like ''What the f*ck are you cooking?"

Kazikazi:
No.Zim cities has their own style.they look like Pretoria but not Kenyan cities.There is no slums in zim! No single slum! Zimbabwe in general is more cleaner than Kenya. Swallow that!

tylann:

The person who bewitched you died
You talk as if you are under a spell

It better be crazilly delicious if it takes 6 hours!

TayserMahri:


man! Like are you cooking slabs? Many kenyan wives would be smitten by they husbands for cooking a straight 6 hrs

TayserMahri:


Dude! Get cut! I dont talk to uncut boys.

Jonraid:
It better be crazilly delicious if it takes 6 hours!

ednited:
@kikuyu1, would you like to have a wife who just dresses up and Chase money? Is that what makes you happy??

Kazikazi:
We will pass that law,no Kenyan will access our parliament and gov offices.watch out

tylann:

Why are they sad Just share them .

ednited:


Try dorowot then you'll have no siblings then

Kazikazi:
Do you think am making up stories? I have lived there,I speak their languages,I know almost everywhere in zim. If any zimbo see your mathares and Mukuru or kibera, I am sure they will faint! A slum is unheard of in zim vocabs

kikuyu1:


Her role is simple. Universally, whether in Vietnam, Australia or Kazakhstan, the wife's functions are:
-to cooperate, meaning get along and do what she's told while attending to basic functions of family and home
-look good and presentable always
-fu-,I mean submit to her husbands natural needs.

That this needs repeating shows how effed up our world is!!

Jonraid:
Let me look at its recipe first!

TayserMahri:



That law is meant for uncut men like you!

TayserMahri:


Seriously! It better be or someone is getting fed on

ednited:


Oh yes. Even an Ethiopian here is crossing fingers for Atiku

ednited:


Blame Ethio telecom for no pics

TayserMahri:




So its essentially a D! She can literally accidentally tie it up with the zip! Need to get my act together and find one for practical purposes.

ednited:


Chicken, egg, onions, peeper etc. . .

jaycent:
Lol Everybody want atikulated buhari is going back to Darau just like Tasha