PlainJAY:

Man Utd v PSG - PSG

Roma v Porto - ROMA

Ajax v R.Madrid - R.MADRID

Tottenham v Dortmund - TOTTENHAM

Halfway there .

See as the 3rd best team in EPL rod the best team in Rubbishliga.

Rottenham sha

raumdeuter:


Hazard has played CL under Dimatteo Mourinho, Hiddink, Conte and was useless . 3 of these 4 coaches are CL winners
3 CL winning coaches are not playing to Hazard strenght maybe his strenght is something different from football

The way you analyze football at times, one wouldn’t need a prophet to tell him you will be capable of relegating 2009 Barcelona side with peak Ronaldo on the bench if you were to be a coach.How was hazard useless under this coaches?dont give me your normal answer of him having 4 ucl goals because if goals is all that matters then in football then all your 3 decades of watching football is useless.

raumdeuter:


Your team wey dey Yuropa playing Galatians and teams whose names are like wifi passwords

The irony of it is that my team wey dey yuropa playing teams whose names are like WiFi password still knows how to shit on your useless team

raumdeuter:


This is the 4th game in a row all competition that Dortmund has failed to win and missing key players like Reus Akanji Alcacer Weigl Piszczek

Spurs missing Kane, Alli, Dier and Davies, 4 first teamers, never mind another first teamer on long term sick like Wanyama.

popizaino:


The way you analyze football at times, one wouldn’t need a prophet to tell him you will be capable of relegating 2009 Barcelona side with peak Ronaldo on the bench if you were to be a coach.How was hazard useless under this coaches?dont give me your normal answer of him having 4 ucl goals because if goals is all that matters then in football then all your 3 decades of watching football is useless.

In football goals and assists are what matters for an attacker until they change the name of the sport to Dancing with the stars

2009 Ronaldo was scoring unlike Hidden shakushaku. when can we call Hiddens peak sef cos he is 28 and has less goals than 20yr old Mbappe and 23yr old Asensio

popizaino:


The irony of it is that my team wey dey yuropa playing teams whose names are like WiFi password still knows how to shit on your useless team

Lol How many years ago was that? This May will make it 9yrs ago. Before Hidden shakushaku had the misfortune of stepping foot in Chelsea

Ibime:


Spurs missing Kane, Alli, Dier and Davies, 4 first teamers, never mind another first teamer on long term sick like Wanyama.

Wanyama is like Zagadou who is playing football for the first time this year today. Spurs played Dortmund who hasnt won in 4 matches

A40:
This is the Pulisic you people paid £60m for? Owo ma ti jona ke

I was laughing hard when I heard Chelsea paid 60 million, a player that lost his starting place to Sancho and needed a quick escape because the benching no here

I would tell you he is talented and is still pretty young at 20, so huge upside but not 60 million talented. He has a penchant for isolating himself if he is not involved during the game and he does play any kind of defense because he is not interested in tracking back or chasing anyone.

raumdeuter:


Wanyama is like Zagadou who is playing football for the first time this year today. Spurs played Dortmund who hasnt won in 4 matches

But why are they still topping your useless league, if they've been that poor?

Tell me one reason they shouldn't burn that league down?

afrodoc2:
See as the 3rd best team in EPL rod the best team in Rubbishliga.

Haven’t you heard? They are not in form.

Dortmund is topping the BuLi by 5 good points. But they’re not in form.

Biko someone needs to inform them. Raumduta oya inform them.

airmark:


But why are they still topping your useless league, if they've been that poor?

Tell me one reason they shouldn't burn that league down?

League wey dem suppose flush down the toilet.

Leyqute:


Haven’t you heard? They are not in form.

Dortmund is topping the BuLi by 5 good points. But they’re not in form.

Biko someone needs to inform them. Raumduta oya inform them.

Have they brought back coefficients? Rubbishliga teams can’t play well without them. That is why ordinary Spurs beat their league leaders like stubborn children.
So Jadon Sancho wey e leg never strong Na him dey chance dem for that league. Lol

60 - Karim Benzema is only the 4th player to score at least 60 goals in the Champions League history

Cristiano Ronaldo 121

Lionel Messi 106

Raúl 71

Karim Benzema 60

raumdeuter:
60 - Karim Benzema is only the 4th player to score at least 60 goals in the Champions League history

Cristiano Ronaldo 121

Lionel Messi 106

Raúl 71

Karim Benzema 60

60 goals in how many years?

Leyqute:


League wey dem suppose flush down the toilet.

airmark:


60 goals in how many years?

You no sabi count?

Burnthisleaguedown is really the farmers league

TalabiAudu:
Burnthisleaguedown is really the farmers league

Not the team from the league that lost 0-2 at home

airmark:


But why are they still topping your useless league, if they've been that poor?

Tell me one reason they shouldn't burn that league down?

Tell me why PSG from farmers league can beat a team from the EPL at home and why that EPL should be taken seriously

Leyqute:


Haven’t you heard? They are not in form.

Dortmund is topping the BuLi by 5 good points. But they’re not in form.

Biko someone needs to inform them. Raumduta oya inform them.

Just yesterday PSG was giving your team the rod in front of home crowd their players could even drink beer at Old trashford

afrodoc2:


Have they brought back coefficients? Rubbishliga teams can’t play well without them. That is why ordinary Spurs beat their league leaders like stubborn children.
So Jadon Sancho wey e leg never strong Na him dey chance dem for that league. Lol

No be Kehrer and Kimpembe dey take turns on your team just yesterday

PSG from farmers league dey molest you in front of your fans in broad daylight

raumdeuter:


No be Kehrer and Kimpembe dey take turns on your team just yesterday

PSG from farmers league dey molest you in front of your fans in broad daylight

We are struggling to make top 4 in our league and PSG is running away with theirs so that’s not a good comparison.
But when your ordinary Spurs in 3rd place are using the nose of your Rubbishliga leaders to blow trumpet then we know that e don pass be careful.

Shey Na the zagadou wey dey boss your league dem turn to zagaza. Lol

afrodoc2:


We are struggling to make top 4 in our league and PSG is running away with theirs so that’s not a good comparison.
But when your ordinary Spurs in 3rd place are using the nose of your Rubbishliga leaders to blow trumpet then we know that e don pass be careful.

Shey Na the zagadou wey dey boss your league dem turn to zagaza. Lol

PSG from farmers league wey every decent team dey beat came to your backyard in front of 70k people and molested you with your full team

Dortmund has not won 4 games in all comps at the moment, So Spurs got them at their weakest point when they could only play 2 teenage wingers even Pulisic started.

Zagadou isnt even their best defender and this is the first game Zagadou is playing since December 1

What more could be more shameful for a so called EUropean elite to be beaten at home by a team of Kimpemnbe Bernat Kehrer and Draxler plus a Verrati who came to the field from the hospital

Imagine PSG used a defender Marquinhos in midfield and a 36yr old winger in midfield to molest Man Utd at home

You should be banned from the CL for a while

This year PSG, Last year Sevilla both at Old trashford

DiMaria even turned an 80,000 seater stadium into a beer parlor

See shalaye! E long like the book of Lamentations.

Dortmund this, Dortmund that. Na Vertoghen, irregular defensive player use their head eat efo like a hungry baba Suwe.

May God bless the coefficients!

afrodoc2:


Have they brought back coefficients? Rubbishliga teams can’t play well without them. That is why ordinary Spurs beat their league leaders like stubborn children.
So Jadon Sancho wey e leg never strong Na him dey chance dem for that league. Lol

Miniature Shakushaku dancer wey never get ikebe, Pulisic, na him dey rule the league.

Lord Coefficient must be turning in his grave, dem wan bring am back.

Leyqute:


Miniature Shakushaku dancer wey never get ikebe, Pulisic, na him dey rule the league.

Lord Coefficient must be turning in his grave, dem wan bring am back.

Abeg you read that Dayo alaye up there?
The thing too long, e look like excuse a la carte.

See as Dayo turn to Shalaye FC

afrodoc2:


Abeg you read that Dayo alaye up there?
The thing too long, e look like excuse a la carte.

See as Dayo turn to Shalaye FC

Leyqute:
See shalaye! E long like the book of Lamentations.

Dortmund this, Dortmund that. Na Vertoghen, irregular defensive player use their head eat efo like a hungry baba Suwe.

May God bless the coefficients!

Barman 1 and Barman 2

Abeg that beer wey Dimaria drink, serve me 2 bottles of it

I hear say Old Trafford na beer parlor now

Na person stadium wey dem take millions build be this wey dem turn to beer parlor

Abeg shey una dey sell benson or na Rothmans make we take step down for this shayo joint

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Even Chilean Alicia Keys sef wan turn una piitch to pit latrine

Na this one sef dey collect 500K to dey shotput on top pitch

raumdeuter:


PSG from farmers league wey every decent team dey beat came to your backyard in front of 70k people and molested you with your full team

Full team? You didn't see two injuries to our best attackers at the same time? At least PSG had time to consider their options and decide on tactics to use in the absence of two of their key players. United were caught unawares, they didn't plan for those two injuries at the same time