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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 12:42am On Feb 14, 2019
ValCon888:
But when you turn a housewife into a hoe, you cannot turn her back into a housewife.
if a girl is quiet and timid and you turn her into a vixen and porn star in the bedroom why would you want her to play virgin again? It's a good change.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by daviesblaze(m): 5:54am On Feb 14, 2019
ubunja:
lol. But maybe her buns are really sweet bro.
grin grin grin
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by lawrykings(m): 9:54am On Feb 14, 2019
Ubunja bursting my brains out since time immemorial. ��

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 10:00am On Feb 14, 2019
lawrykings:
Ubunja bursting my brains out since time immemorial. ��
lol wish I could also burst your wallet wink

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by COOL10(m): 12:08pm On Feb 14, 2019
ubunja:

Appreciate the well thought-out response.

Will telling your GF that with your Ex you did XYZ make her think after breaking up you'll do the same? Men must not kiss and tell but its always about how you bring it up:
You: "ever did a 3sum before? "
Your GF: "no. You?"
You: "I did with my Ex"
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What if she agrees to a fantasy and you fumble and embarrass yourself?
Lol.good point. Guys must take care not to bite more than they can chew. In any case I have always preferred to try something aside first before coming out with it in the open. I should have included that in the post. Nice one.
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Hitting up a woman and getting dirty with her. Will you get blocked?
Not if you know your Chat Game and know how to ease a girl into dirty chat. I'm about done with an original post:Chatting & Gaming, that will shed a light on that issue.
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Not every man wants 3sums etc?
True. But do you know your woman's own fantasies? Or how she is fulfilling them?

mezarddinny thanks boss




.

Nice points Ubunja. But chatting up a 'new' typical Naija babe by being sexual will most likely get you blocked. They're apprehensive as fvck. I'll wait for the Chatting and Gaming thread though smiley. I like as you laid down certain experiments and would love to see more of those. Thanks Boss wink

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 12:34pm On Feb 14, 2019
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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 12:41pm On Feb 14, 2019
COOL10:
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Nice points Ubunja. But chatting up a 'new' typical Naija babe by being sexual will most likely get you blocked. They're apprehensive as fvck. I'll wait for the Chatting and Gaming thread though smiley. I like as you laid down certain experiments and would love to see more of those. Thanks Boss wink
you never been on 2go before?
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by COOL10(m): 2:18pm On Feb 14, 2019
ubunja:
you never been on 2go before?
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When it was in vogue,yes. Why
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by emmy2807(m): 12:46am On Feb 15, 2019
Nice one boss, as educative as usual, i think even if you want to take things slowly at first, you have to make it clear that that's not your destinati4n.
This one is epic although i would say the illustrations were a bit extreme, anyways the message was duly delivered, i cant complain.
Thanks once again 4 d mention, i look forward to the next one, more ink to your pen, may your knowledge never run dry. Amen.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by MISEDUCATIONS: 2:38am On Feb 15, 2019
emmy2807:
Nice one boss, as educative as usual, i think even if you want to take things slowly at first, you have to make it clear that that's not your destinati4n.
This one is epic although i would say the illustrations were a bit extreme, anyways the message was duly delivered, i cant complain.
Thanks once again 4 d mention, i look forward to the next one, more ink to your pen, may your knowledge never run dry. Amen.
the real shocker will be trying them and discovering they work. Men need to start playing extreme, women have been playing exteme for ever.

On to the next one...

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Tony142: 4:55am On Feb 15, 2019
ubunja:
I really like ilegendd. His approach is crazy as hell and very practical. I'm sure harddon is always exhausted dealing with people's dating problems can't be easy. Guys bring all sort of crazy problems to his thread.
As for Charles I'm only hearing about him now. Let me follow up on him.

Tony thanks bro.

Lol, u are welcome sir, yeah, illegendd Sabi woman matter die, lol, I am one of his biggest fan

Charles Nneji was around in 2015, harddon should be around 2016 and 2017 , while illegend
Is 2017 and 2018, it seems urs will be 2019 , Lol

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Nobody: 5:56am On Feb 15, 2019
Ubunja my main man!
Confirmed!!!
Thats how they are,
They are saints with a saint, Hoe with a player.
The more matured girls will do anything with a stranger. I have 2 i bleep currently... kai...you will never believe they can be bleeped.
I would have had more than more, just that i have a reputation to protect.

But my main girl haven't seen my dick b4, what an irony? I presented myself as saint and each time i want to say somethings its kinda strange. I may need the lesson of turning HW to Hoe..

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by MISEDUCATIONS: 8:07am On Feb 15, 2019
Hillsabah18:
Ubunja my main man!
Confirmed!!!
Thats how they are,
They are saints with a saint, Hoe with a player.
The more matured girls will do anything with a stranger. I have 2 i bleep currently... kai...you will never believe they can be bleeped.
I would have had more than more, just that i have a reputation to protect.

But my main girl haven't seen my dick b4, what an irony? I presented myself as saint and each time i want to say somethings its kinda strange. I may need the lesson of turning HW to Hoe..
OH MY GOSHHHHH!!! the way you put it.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by MISEDUCATIONS: 8:10am On Feb 15, 2019
Hillsabah18:
Ubunja my main man!
Confirmed!!!
Thats how they are,
They are saints with a saint, Hoe with a player.
The more matured girls will do anything with a stranger. I have 2 i bleep currently... kai...you will never believe they can be bleeped.
I would have had more than more, just that i have a reputation to protect.

But my main girl haven't seen my dick b4, what an irony? I presented myself as saint and each time i want to say somethings its kinda strange. I may need the lesson of turning HW to Hoe..
The way you started Hillsabah was too decent. It can be changed though.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Nobody: 8:48am On Feb 15, 2019
Lemme show you guys that this Ubujna thing works. I'm going to show you a Facebook chat i had this morning with a total stranger. Acting as a player.

The story: i chatted her up last year but she gave me attitude and even during normal chatting this morning when i asked for her number she said she doesn't do Facebook love.
Then i went Ubunja.

I have selected screenshots to drive my point

From screenshot 1. Its clear we don't know each othrr before now
2. I started talking abt my ex just to bring up sex talk.
3. Humour then brain to give her some senses.
4. Im discrediting some other types of guys probably including her guy to earn credit
5. Sex talk goes more nasty..she begins confession.
6. She dropped her number willingly..talking about her ex and hinting they've broken up.
Me: I no go even call until i dey ready for her to show and I'll ensure she comes with her HIV and HBs test result. I already hinted her, i like nacking with one mind abeg.
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Nobody: 8:55am On Feb 15, 2019
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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by MISEDUCATIONS: 10:31am On Feb 15, 2019
Hillsabah18:
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lmfao niggah you remind me of my 2go days. Chat Game takes you places. 2go South Africa has a chatroom called FrEaKsHoW, the chaos me and a few gents caused in there for 3 yrs was legendary. Anyone who used to frequent that room between 2013 and 2016 knows the username ubunja@dog . That was me!.I used to tell peeps, "if you can't turn a girl ON and make her want you via chatting, you are worse than useless."

My chat game was so strong I could wake up in the morning chat to a girl, turn her on, have her come over to my place, directing her via 2go as I lay nàkéd on bed. I was way too good with words and imagination.
You brought back a lot of memories bro.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Nobody: 10:39am On Feb 15, 2019
MISEDUCATIONS:
lmfao niggah you remind me of my 2go days. Chat Game takes you places. 2go South Africa has a chatroom called FrEaKsHoW, the chaos me and a few gents caused in there for 3 yrs was legendary. Anyone who used to frequent that room between 2013 and 2016 knows the username ubunja@dog . That was me!.I used to tell peeps, "if you can't turn a girl ON and make her want you via chatting, you are worse than useless."

My chat game was so strong I could wake up in the morning chat to a girl, turn her on, have her come over to my place, directing her via 2go as I lay nàkéd on bed. I was way too good with words and imagination.
You brought back a lot of memories bro.

Lol@ Lay naked on bed.
Haven't that failed before?
Like they got disgusted at the sight?

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by MISEDUCATIONS: 10:40am On Feb 15, 2019
Hillsabah18:


Lol@ Lay naked on bed.
Haven't that failed before?
Like they got disgusted at the sight?
you can chat while in the toilet. Who would even know?

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Nobody: 10:41am On Feb 15, 2019
MISEDUCATIONS:
you can chat while in the toilet. Who would even know?
Okay. I thought they'll come open your door and meet you naked
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by MISEDUCATIONS: 10:49am On Feb 15, 2019
Hillsabah18:

Okay. I thought they'll come open your door and meet you naked
I can even pull that off if I wanted. The freakier you are the more comfortable they are around you. Plus based on the image I would have created beforehand that wouldn't even be out of place.
Nothing shocks these whòres anymore. You can literally go to the door with another girl sucking your Dick and they not freak out. Cause they are wet already. That's why they came. These girls are corrupt.
If you could read SA Zulu language I could send you links to a site called matoilet.mobi and you could see the depth of their depravity in the things they are asking for.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Nobody: 10:53am On Feb 15, 2019
MISEDUCATIONS:
I can even pull that off if I wanted. The freakier you are the more comfortable they are around you. Plus based on the image I would have created beforehand that wouldn't even be out of place.
Nothing shocks these whòres anymore. You can literally go to the door with another girl sucking your Dick and they not freak out. Cause they are wet already. That's why they came. These girls are corrupt.
If you could read SA Zulu language I could send you links to a site called matoilet.mobi and you could see the depth of their depravity in the things they are asking for.

Omo!!! I can't read Zulu wld have loved to view.
On a second thought, Lemme not spoil too much

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by MISEDUCATIONS: 11:13am On Feb 15, 2019
Hillsabah18:


Omo!!! I can't read Zulu wld have loved to view.
On a second thought, Lemme not spoil too much
I will take a few screenshots and translate.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Momoney77: 2:48pm On Feb 15, 2019
MISEDUCATIONS:
lmfao niggah you remind me of my 2go days. Chat Game takes you places. 2go South Africa has a chatroom called FrEaKsHoW, the chaos me and a few gents caused in there for 3 yrs was legendary. Anyone who used to frequent that room between 2013 and 2016 knows the username ubunja@dog . That was me!.I used to tell peeps, "if you can't turn a girl ON and make her want you via chatting, you are worse than useless."

My chat game was so strong I could wake up in the morning chat to a girl, turn her on, have her come over to my place, directing her via 2go as I lay nàkéd on bed. I was way too good with words and imagination.
You brought back a lot of memories bro.


Yes you good with words and imagination. that I can attest to from your writings

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 3:07pm On Feb 15, 2019
Momoney77:



Yes you good with words and imagination. that I can attest to from your writings
lol I was also a big perv grin

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by edufreshy(m): 1:30am On Feb 20, 2019
For those that think that Ubunja doesn't have a message. He wants wants you to stop being a pussy nigga. He doesn't want you to be spending the money that you don't have on a girl when you can get her free and use your money to build your life for your wife. There is no diff BTW girl and boys its just packaging. If you package yourself well pussy will be attracted with little effort.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by MISEDUCATIONS: 8:21am On Feb 20, 2019
edufreshy:
For those that think that Ubunja doesn't have a message. He wants wants you to stop being a pussy nigga. He doesn't want you to be spending the money that you don't have on a girl when you can get her free and use your money to build your life for your wife. There is no diff BTW girl and boys its just packaging. If you package yourself well pussy will be attracted with little effort.
losers will be losers bro.
You can't save everyone.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by clapbest(m): 2:54am On Feb 21, 2019
SweetBuns:
Crap.... Total bullcrap undecided

Come on sweet heart be honest with yourself you know how this things work.. Or are you hating him for been honest?
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by clapbest(m): 2:56am On Feb 21, 2019
ubunja:

Appreciate the well thought-out response.

Will telling your GF that with your Ex you did XYZ make her think after breaking up you'll do the same? Men must not kiss and tell but its always about how you bring it up:
You: "ever did a 3sum before? "
Your GF: "no. You?"
You: "I did with my Ex"
---------------------------------------------
What if she agrees to a fantasy and you fumble and embarrass yourself?
Lol.good point. Guys must take care not to bite more than they can chew. In any case I have always preferred to try something aside first before coming out with it in the open. I should have included that in the post. Nice one.
------------------------------------------------
Hitting up a woman and getting dirty with her. Will you get blocked?
Not if you know your Chat Game and know how to ease a girl into dirty chat. I'm about done with an original post:Chatting & Gaming, that will shed a light on that issue.
--------------------------------------------------------
Not every man wants 3sums etc?
True. But do you know your woman's own fantasies? Or how she is fulfilling them?

mezarddinny thanks boss





Your Simplr amazing trust me

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 1:51pm On Feb 27, 2019
clapbest:


Your Simplr amazing trust me
thanks. Compliment really appreciated.

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