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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 12:32am On Feb 17, 2019
ElidaxZiel:
It been a great night

I hope those that got burnt will be able to sleep well grin

Anyways

Let watch out for the next pasta topic

If only they have the gut to post it grin

As Always

#in-peace-i-met-them-in-pieces-i-left-them

cool
LMAO!!! Go and lick your wounds. JujuSugar has whipped you enough LoL grin grin grin

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by LordReed(m): 12:35am On Feb 17, 2019
JujuSugar:

I'm tagging the other monikers to save you from yourself. But it seems you've chosen to walk into the storm without an umbrella grin grin.....
Eewu bę loko Longę, Longę fun ara rę eewu ni cheesy
This is your last chance cool....
Cc. hahn, 1Sharon, IAmSabrina, frosbel2, hellvictorinho, hopefullandlord, lordreed
I no wan kill person pikin grin grin grin

Please I want to enjoy roasted ElidaxZiel, fire on.

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 12:44am On Feb 17, 2019
ElidaxZiel:
It been a great night

I hope those that got burnt will be able to sleep well grin

Anyways

Let watch out for the next pasta topic

If only they have the gut to post it grin

As Always

#in-peace-i-met-them-in-pieces-i-left-them

cool
It been a great night
Cc. IAmSabrina, LordReed, 1Sharon, HellVictorinho
Ladies and gentlemen, this is what happens when you're using a Nokia Java phone to surf Nairaland in 2019 cheesy cheesy cheesy......
At first I thought he's just r.etarded and doesn't know how to form a sentence but then I remembered when he quoted me 4 times back to back 1 or 2 pages ago grin grin grin......
ElidaxZiel, why dont you talk to your pastor and your church members?......
Maybe they can contribute money from the church purse and buy a new phone for you. U know this is 2019......
Honestly, I'd suggest you dont sleep this night. Stay awake for a while and re-evaluate your sorry life.....
And with that, my blade here is sheathed......

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Martinez39(m): 12:46am On Feb 17, 2019
ElidaxZiel:


Don't tell me you are now a pasta grin , like you Now believe a flying indomie God exist grin

Hahaha
Oh no.

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 12:57am On Feb 17, 2019
Martinez39:
Oh no.
I know right? cheesy grin grin. Some people's stupidity is beyond words
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Martinez39(m): 1:01am On Feb 17, 2019
IAmSabrina:

I know right? cheesy grin grin. Some people's stupidity is beyond words
Exactly. Just when you think you've seen it all in terms of human stupidity, one springs out of the blues to surprise you.
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 8:44am On Feb 17, 2019
IAmSabrina:
1Sharon, JujuSugar & hopefulLandord
I've ported to Pastafarianism too! Thread coming soon......
importer , Exporter grin



Flying monster wife grin

Mrs pasta

Hahaha grin

Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Zither(m): 8:56am On Feb 17, 2019
ElidaxZiel:
As expected, Atheist will always look for stupid point to attack, to avoid questions,

What are you ?!

A pasta grin
Or flying indomie grin

hahahaha. Lolz. I tried really hard to hold it but the bolded got me in stitches. grin
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Zither(m): 9:05am On Feb 17, 2019
ElidaxZiel:
importer , Exporter grin



Flying monster wife grin

Mrs pasta

Hahaha grin

hahahahaha. Guy, are you a comedian by nature? Please, ease your pedal on the jokes...biko. grin

Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Golden6(m): 10:16am On Feb 17, 2019
I didn't see any reply from her about how she got converted, or has she replied ??

..Are you ashamed to talk about your conversion or You do not have anything to talk about??
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 10:38am On Feb 17, 2019
ElidaxZiel:
importer , Exporter grin



Flying monster wife grin

Mrs pasta

Hahaha grin
E pain am die!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy
First thing this clown did this morning was to come at me lmao!!! its like you didn't sleep well last night grin grin grin
Apparently, you have no life? undecided undecided undecided
Go back to eating nail polish, you ugly specimen grin grin grin

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 10:40am On Feb 17, 2019
Zither:


hahahahaha. Guy, are you a comedian by nature? Please, ease your pedal on the jokes...biko. grin
Lmao!!! Guy ease up......
What's all this pillow talk with ElidaxZiel in the early hours of the morning?....
Jump off ElidaxZiel's p*nis before you get pregnant....
why are you and ElidaxZiel trying to attack me this morning cheesy?.....
One p*ssy at a time please grin grin grin....

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 10:46am On Feb 17, 2019
Golden6:
I didn't see any reply from her about how she got converted, or has she replied ??

..Are you ashamed to talk about your conversion or You do not have anything to talk about??
I really don't wanna engage you in a tiff. Twenty four hours a day is never ample to keep up with my schedules....
The church conversion tale comes today
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 10:48am On Feb 17, 2019
Zither:


hahahahaha. Guy, are you a comedian by nature? Please, ease your pedal on the jokes...biko. grin
Guessed as much that I will be shammed more by theists than atheists. Kudos for your efforts to paint me a charlatan. zither opinion about a thing doesn't change it,sadly
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 10:49am On Feb 17, 2019
ElidaxZiel & Zither please leave me alone o!! grin grin grin.....
Before I consider insults I consider the source....
And there is NOTHING any of you half sack losers can say to me to hurt me cheesy cheesy cheesy.......
I am rubber. You are glue. Your words will bounce off of me and stick to you.......
You two are too r.etarded to hurt me with words.....
Please go and worship your Jewish Zombie instead of acting hard over the internet.....
Y'all are nothing but weak willed beta males with baby p*nises grin grin grin grin..........

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 11:02am On Feb 17, 2019
Zither:


The FSM was in a delusional fictional realm that had not existed when God was creating the universe.

He is called a spaghetti because atheists feed on delusion, gorge themselves with delusion, ingest delusion, digest delusion, worship delusion and live on delusion.

Without delusion atheism goes into extinction. This is why when the op discovered the cure for delusion, the truth of the Word of God, she discarded the life of atheism for a much abundant life of meaning.


Zither:


Atheism is a temporary state of belief. No real atheist remains one for long.
Zither:


He made the right choice to ditch a path of hopelessness for a path where his life now has purpose and meaning. He may be a baby atheist as you put it but he is far wiser than all adult atheists.
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 11:04am On Feb 17, 2019
JujuSugar & ElidaxZiel, y'all still going at it? DAMN, this must be serious grin
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Zither(m): 11:07am On Feb 17, 2019
JujuSugar:

Lmao!!! Guy ease up......
What's all this pillow talk with ElidaxZiel in the early hours of the morning?....
Jump off ElidaxZiel's p*nis before you get pregnant....
One p*ssy at a time grin grin grin....
why are you and ElidaxZiel trying to attack me this morning cheesy?.....

Lolz. How does a passive activity like laughing because of a person's joke translate into an attack on your person? Has your cognitive function embarked on an indefinite suspension or has it suffered permanent dissolution? I know you are at your wit's end because retching invectives is always the next 'logical' step you take. You may wallow in the stink of your lunacy by all means but don't drag me into it. Taking an exit to breathe fresh air.
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 11:14am On Feb 17, 2019
Zither:


Lolz. How does a passive activity like laughing because of a person's joke translate into an attack on your person? Has your cognitive function embarked on an indefinite suspension or has it suffered permanent dissolution? I know you are at your wit's end because retching invectives is always the next 'logical' step you take. You may wallow in the stink of your lunacy by all means but don't drag me into it. Taking an exit to breathe fresh air.
Look at this Oxygen thief lol grin....
Clearly, you dont understand how these things work undecided undecided undecided.....
A grown ass man like you is here taking up for another man and deepthroating all his comments....
Why won't you get pulled in? cheesy cheesy cheesy....
Didn't I get pulled in by ElidaxZiel into his beef with IAmSabrina when I responded?
Nawa o, if they gave a parrot your brain, it would start to fly backwards grin grin grin
I hope your ass isn't sore from all that d!ckriding you were giving ElidaxZiel? I hope it hasn't screwed up your brain cheesy cheesy cheesy
Please excuse yourself from this thread, the number of braindead animals is enough already with you contributing your trash.....
Using all these grammar to cover up the dryness of your post grin grin grin.....

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by jendhorlee(m): 11:16am On Feb 17, 2019
I'm not surprised
you neva jam correct problem in life na im make you dey claim atheist before nw .. if you face serious problems, your senses will come back to you and you'll run back to God sad
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 11:18am On Feb 17, 2019
JujuSugar:

There's a parable that says He who does not have an antidote for a disease called “adoado” should not swallow a cockroach.

Have you tasted Juju sugar before? cheesy

Elidaxiel or whatever you call yourself, this is your last chance to leave this thread before you get caught up in the storm you are trying to create. You wont enjoy the outcome cool
Lmao grin She want to seduce me

I don't want your sugar ooo grin

Give it to hellvictorinho
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 11:20am On Feb 17, 2019
IAmSabrina:
JujuSugar & ElidaxZiel, y'all still going at it? DAMN, this must be serious grin
Dude woke up this early morning just to insult me. He's going to get it hot this time cheesy.....
Waiting for his quote cool.....
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 11:26am On Feb 17, 2019
ElidaxZiel:
Lmao grin She want to seduce me

I don't want your sugar ooo grin

Give it to hellvictorinho



cheesy cheesy cheesy
Look at your posts, ElidaxZiel (not just this thread)
You're always trolling. Why?.....
You're the type of person to wake up one day at 43 and realise you hate yourself.......
you realise you wasted your youth sitting around posting trash on Nairaland and making yourself look like a retard.........
you look in the mirror and suddenly, you see the truth.......
you're just a sad cuck who never learned any social skills as a child.......
so you resort to putting up barriers and that has prevented you from making any real meaningful connections with another human being and now you just sit around all day drinking alcohol and wanking off in an armchair to animal porn.
It is clear you dont have a life, ElidaxZiel grin grin grin.....
I am strong. You are weak. You will lick my boots, and I will grind my heel into your face. And you will enjoy it, because you're a m0r0n.
Since you have chosen to submit yourself for full punishment and destruction, I'm ready to hand it to you this time......
Keep talking cool.......

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 11:29am On Feb 17, 2019
JujuSugar:

Dude woke up this early morning just to insult me. He's going to get it hot this time cheesy.....
Waiting for his quote cool.....
Lol. Why do I get the feeling he's masturbating to your insults? grin grin grin. He seems to be enjoying himself with all those happy faces he's texting. LMAO!!!
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 11:37am On Feb 17, 2019
IAmSabrina:

Lol. Why do I get the feeling he's masturbating to your insults? grin grin grin. He seems to be enjoying himself with all those happy faces he's texting. LMAO!!!
I wouldn't put it past the r.etard grin grin grin......
Sex-starved zombies like him can use literally ANY means to make themselves feel alright grin grin.....

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 12:02pm On Feb 17, 2019
JujuSugar:

I wouldn't put it past the r.etard grin grin grin......
Sex-starved zombies like him can use literally ANY means to make themselves feel alright grin grin.....
it obvious, you didn't sleep well yesterday, that explained your bitterness grin , I understand

It funny how mentally unstable, I have make you become, that is a lovely sign. The heat is touching you grin

Las las you will have no choice but just to run away, just like iamsabrina did, when I really dealt with her grin

Jujusugar : Have you tasted my sugar before

Me : it dirty grin

Give it to your lesbian partner iamsabrina grin

cool

Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 12:29pm On Feb 17, 2019
ElidaxZiel:
it obvious, you didn't sleep well yesterday, that explained your bitterness grin , I understand

It funny how mentally unstable, I have make you become, that is a lovely sign. The heat is touching you grin

Las las you will have no choice but just to run away, just like iamsabrina did, when I really dealt with her grin

Jujusugar : Have you tasted my sugar before

Me : it dirty grin

Give it to your lesbian partner iamsabrina grin

cool




Abeg make person find me space to faint. LMAO
grin grin grin
ElidaxZiel, please leave me alone grin grin grin. Are you obsessed? Nawa o cheesy
I had already forgotten about your sorry ass but then I saw your mention by 8 O'CLOCK this morning searching for attention as usual....
And I'm the one who's pained?......
Really? grin grin grin......
Juju sugar is too bitter for wimps like you.....
And I like how you re-interprete my words to conjure up something in your head.... but i dont want you to deceive yourself, ElidaxZiel.....
So let me clue you in cheesy cheesy cheesy......



I'd rather jump into a vat of acid before I'd sleep with a garbage dump like you.....
Who do you think you are lol? The last thing you accomplished was being the first sperm, and technically your dad did that grin grin grin.....
How does it feel, knowing that you’re destined to disappoint every single woman you ever manage to bed? cheesy cheesy cheesy.......
Every time you open your mouth to breathe, another starving child suffocates and dies because you're stealing his precious oxygen......
I was going to keep trashing you but IamSabrina brought to my attention that you could secretely be jacking off your miniscule member to my posts (which explains your constant excitement whenever I respond). The thought of that alone makes me shudder.....
Hence this is where I sign off from replying to your disgusting self......
I advise you to retire that bottle of lotion next to your nightstand and stop disturbing me. Unlike you I have a life cool.....





Cc. IAmSabrina, HellVictorinho, LordReed, hahn, 1Sharon, Michellekabod1, hopefullandlord, frosbel2
I don commot my hand for this boy matter
Watch this disgraced clown attempt to revive his low self esteem by having the last reply to my post....
Cc. ElidaxZiel go on. Feel good about your life for once grin grin



Watch this space............

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 12:44pm On Feb 17, 2019
JujuSugar:

Abeg make person find me space to faint. LMAO
grin grin grin
ElidaxZiel, please leave me alone grin grin grin. Are you obsessed? Nawa o cheesy
I had already forgotten about your sorry ass but then I saw your mention by 8 O'CLOCK this morning searching for attention as usual....
And I'm the one who's pained?......
Really? grin grin grin......
Juju sugar is too bitter for wimps like you.....
And I like how you re-interprete my words to conjure up something in your head.... but i dont want you to deceive yourself, ElidaxZiel.....
So let me clue you in cheesy cheesy cheesy......



I'd rather jump into a vat of acid before I'd sleep with a garbage dump like you.....
Who do you think you are lol? The last thing you accomplished was being the first sperm, and technically your dad did that grin grin grin.....
How does it feel, knowing that you’re destined to disappoint every single woman you ever manage to bed? cheesy cheesy cheesy.......
Every time you open your mouth to breathe, another starving child suffocates and dies because you're stealing his precious oxygen......
I was going to keep trashing you but IamSabrina brought to my attention that you could secretely be jacking off your miniscule member to my posts (which explains your constant excitement whenever I respond). The thought of that alone makes me shudder.....
Hence this is where I sign off from replying to your disgusting self......
I advise you to retire that bottle of lotion next to your nightstand and stop disturbing me. Unlike you I have a life cool.....





Cc. IAmSabrina, HellVictorinho, LordReed, hahn, 1Sharon, Michellekabod1, hopefullandlord, frosbel2
I don commot my hand for this boy matter
Watch this disgraced clown attempt to revive his low self esteem by having the last reply to my post....
Cc. ElidaxZiel go on. Feel good about your life for once grin grin



Watch this space............
Juju, can you now see why I asked you not to indulge him? Didn't I warn you? cheesy

Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 12:49pm On Feb 17, 2019
JujuSugar:

I'd rather jump into a vat of acid before I'd sleep with a garbage dump like you.....
Who do you think you are lol? The last thing you accomplished was being the first sperm, and technically your dad did that grin grin grin.....
How does it feel, knowing that you’re destined to disappoint every single woman you ever manage to bed? cheesy cheesy cheesy.......
Every time you open your mouth to breathe, another starving child suffocates and dies because you're stealing his precious oxygen......
I was going to keep trashing you but IamSabrina brought to my attention that you could secretely be jacking off your miniscule member to my posts (which explains your constant excitement whenever I respond). The thought of that alone makes me shudder.....
Hence this is where I sign off from replying to your disgusting self......
I advise you to retire that bottle of lotion next to your nightstand and stop disturbing me. Unlike you I have a life cool.....
This paragraph grin grin grin
[img]https://media1./images/151d940d16a2cccfc943b38211020dd9/tenor.gif[/img]
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 12:54pm On Feb 17, 2019
JujuSugar:

Abeg make person find me space to faint. LMAO
grin grin grin
ElidaxZiel, please leave me alone grin grin grin. Are you obsessed? Nawa o cheesy
I had already forgotten about your sorry ass but then I saw your mention by 8 O'CLOCK this morning searching for attention as usual....
And I'm the one who's pained?......
Really? grin grin grin......
Juju sugar is too bitter for wimps like you.....
And I like how you re-interprete my words to conjure up something in your head.... but i dont want you to deceive yourself, ElidaxZiel.....
So let me clue you in cheesy cheesy cheesy......



I'd rather jump into a vat of acid before I'd sleep with a garbage dump like you.....
Who do you think you are lol? The last thing you accomplished was being the first sperm, and technically your dad did that grin grin grin.....
How does it feel, knowing that you’re destined to disappoint every single woman you ever manage to bed? cheesy cheesy cheesy.......
Every time you open your mouth to breathe, another starving child suffocates and dies because you're stealing his precious oxygen......
I was going to keep trashing you but IamSabrina brought to my attention that you could secretely be jacking off your miniscule member to my posts (which explains your constant excitement whenever I respond). The thought of that alone makes me shudder.....
Hence this is where I sign off from replying to your disgusting self......
I advise you to retire that bottle of lotion next to your nightstand and stop disturbing me. Unlike you I have a life cool.....





Cc. IAmSabrina, HellVictorinho, LordReed, hahn, 1Sharon, Michellekabod1, hopefullandlord, frosbel2
I don commot my hand for this boy matter
Watch this disgraced clown attempt to revive his low self esteem by having the last reply to my post....
Cc. ElidaxZiel go on. Feel good about your life for once grin grin



Watch this space............
Lmao grin , This is so funny, I quoted Sabrina this morning, and this delusional blind bat replied me grin Thinking I quote her, maybe this is one is new to nairaland or she doesn't just have sense to understand things



Who has time to quote a girl

That was raped by a mad man grin
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 12:59pm On Feb 17, 2019
ElidaxZiel:
Lmao grin , This is so funny, I quoted Sabrina this morning, and this delusional blind bat replied me grin Thinking I quote her, maybe this is one is new to nairaland or she doesn't just have sense to understand things



Who has time to quote a girl

That was raped by a mad man grin
Her name was in the mention.
[img]https://media1./images/c583f0549e18d3e74b85082ef4d11028/tenor.gif[/img]

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 1:06pm On Feb 17, 2019
IAmSabrina:

Her name was in the mention.
[img]https://media1./images/c583f0549e18d3e74b85082ef4d11028/tenor.gif[/img]
I said he would reply and he did grin grin grin.....
That just proves my point that he's looking for attention cheesy cheesy cheesy.....
His parents must be siblings. I've never witnessed such original display of r.etardation in my life.....

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