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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 11:03am On Feb 17, 2019
Oasis007:
grin

I also remember what happened during my brief Spell in Ilorin. There was a Pastor who decided to take his Mission next Door to the core Muslims Community.

The Youths were angry and planning to go violent on him if he holds Sunday Service in the Area, but were cautioned and restricted by some Clerics.

They were assured that Miracle would happen if he eventually holds the Service. That God would intervene and fight for them.

The Pastor sought Police Intervention and his Residence was guided for the Service on the faithful Day.

Behold, Bees from nowhere swarmed on the Building, stung anyone on Site, even Policemen with their Arms couldn't defend their selves.

The following Day, the Man honorably packed up his things and regrettably relocate.
So bees have become Jazz? cheesy cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HOMOTOYOSI10: 11:05am On Feb 17, 2019
Oasis007:


grin

LMAO!

I swear this ain't a Joke! Its real! Very real! You may not believe me but it happened.

Una fit hold on to juju no dey work ish.....!
As much as I don't want to believe in Juju these Yahoo boys are gradually changing my orientation. There's this friend of mine who had started Yahoo since we were in 100 level and he has never made one Kobo from it (I know cos he stayed with me for a while) fast forward to when we were in 300 level he came to tell us about how he met someone on his way to Ilorin who he's going to tell him about some 'asiri' (Juju) that would enable him make money and that he's planning to go and meet the dude in ogbomosho, He came back after a couple of weeks with a ring, local Tiro and gbere used to form a circle on both wrists and boom a couple of weeks later iPhone 7, big generator, home theater system, nice hostel TV blah blah blah.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by EarlRagnar2(m): 11:06am On Feb 17, 2019
Juju no exist
Buh person wey I know wey be say Na secondary skul drop out turn okada rider, turn Yahoo, d guy no fit type hello how are you to maye not to talk of composing mail, Baba dey drive corolla sport now.....Buh what do I know lipsrsealed

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Oasis007(m): 11:09am On Feb 17, 2019
nihilistjnr:

So bees have become Jazz? cheesy cheesy

grin grin

Dey whine me upandan! Juju no dey shey?! I believe! lmao!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 11:09am On Feb 17, 2019
Oasis007:
grin

I remember the Clash between Policemen and my Village People..... White Eggs were used as Bombs to scatter, azzin completely ruined the Police Stations.

This is not Hearsay, but personally confirmed and witnessed.
hmmmmmm...you mean you witnessed a war without casualty
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 11:15am On Feb 17, 2019
Oasis007:


grin grin

Dey whine me upandan! Juju no dey shey?! I believe! lmao!

Guy how does Bee = Juju?

plus abeg your baba dey forecast?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 11:16am On Feb 17, 2019
Oasis007:
grin

I remember the Clash between Policemen and my Village People..... White Eggs were used as Bombs to scatter, azzin completely ruined the Police Stations.

This is not Hearsay, but personally confirmed and witnessed.
Interesting story. What year did this happen? Do you have any pictures or videos to substantiate the claims in this mysterious incident? Was the event reported in a newspaper?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 11:18am On Feb 17, 2019
EarlRagnar2:
Juju no exist
Buh person wey I know wey be say Na secondary skul drop out turn okada rider, turn Yahoo, d guy no fit type hello how are you to maye not to talk of composing mail, Baba dey drive corolla sport now.....Buh what do I know lipsrsealed


I hope it's not the model I'm thinking cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by chic2pimp(m): 11:18am On Feb 17, 2019
diggz:


Lol...calm down bro. I am not chatting no hearsay stuff here....

1) Do you agree that Ogboni exist in Nigeria?

2) Do they use juju or not?

Kindly say yes or no to this 2 kweshions first....




Lool...You be my person so we no fit fight. I come with an open heart willing and eager to learn. Now back to the questions

1) I have never seen them in my life. All I can go by is what I have heard other people say. For the sake of the arguement however, i'd say YES

2)We are right back at square one again. My Answer to is categorically NO unless you can prove otherwise.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by chic2pimp(m): 11:22am On Feb 17, 2019
nihilistjnr:



I hope it's not the model I'm thinking cheesy

If this is not a classic example of selling mandem dreams then I don't know what is. Imagine doing Juju only to end up driving corolla up and down. Is that life?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 11:37am On Feb 17, 2019
chic2pimp:


Lool...You be my person so we no fit fight. I come with an open heart willing and eager to learn. Now back to the questions

1) I have never seen them in my life. All I can go by is what I have heard other people say. For the sake of the arguement however, i'd say YES

2)We are right back at square one again. My Answer to is categorically NO unless you can prove otherwise.


I have seen Ogboni people fam! Whoever knows sagamu very well will tell you they have one of their major branches in new GRA before aunty bose school or ode eran in sagamu, Ogun state.

2) I cannot confirm what goes on inside as I am not a member....but I can definitely give you stories of the things I have heard they do from one of my late uncle's...
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 11:41am On Feb 17, 2019
diggz:



I have seen Ogboni people fam! Whoever knows sagamu very well will tell you they have one of their major branches in new GRA before aunty bose school or ode eran in sagamu, Ogun state.

2) I cannot confirm what goes on inside as I am not a member....but I can definitely give you stories of the things I have heard they do from one of my late uncle's...
tell us what they do abeg
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 11:42am On Feb 17, 2019
iamoyindamola:
tell us what they do abeg

Go the address wey I just drop go ask or confirm tongue cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 11:52am On Feb 17, 2019
I have seen sime1 eating grass jst after a slap (ringslap).
I have seen a lost joystick as well.
I have seen guys eating bottles.
I have experienced torched and follow wen d bae realised wassap after banging life out of her..
Back in d sec school days..
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TalabiAudu: 12:04pm On Feb 17, 2019
I think these men are just trying to force themselves to believe that these things does not exist when deep down they know within that it actually exists, maybe because of their exposure.

Before, I also doubt a lot because I don't go with "them say, them talk", but I was convinced the day I saw those rings in action; the one street guys use to fight, there is the one to paralyse the opponent, yes, I saw this, one blow, the opponent starts pouring spits like an _imbecile... Or is it the one of touch and follow, one useless guy (my ex friend) used it that time to defile numerous girls.. Once he touches you (female) with the ring, you obey him and follow him and he does whatever he wants with you. (Note, the lady don't fall in love with him).

We have those things but don't use it wisely...
I've heard of different stuff from very real source that wouldn't lie to me, although I've not witnessed them live, like disappearance, magun, etc. This magun actually happened to one man in my extended family. (My dad told me), immediately after sex, the guy was just turnioniown using his back to hit the floor. (The woman told us this). We tried to prove if it was another thing that caused his death, the doctors found nada.

I remember this one, in mg university in 2016, there was one guy into yahoo staying in my hostel (different apartments). They usually tell me yahoo guys in our side uses jazz, I say it is luck.
That day, I was upstairs at a balcony kinda side. The guy sneaked into the back with his android phone on the right hand and one little red decorated art work like that (I don't know what to call it, Yourba's might call it shigidi).
He wanted to place a call to his 'client', he opened the cap of that thing, put his fingertip on some oily stuff inside it and used it to wipe his tongue, then he proceeded with the call..
Then I got interested and observed him, like 1 and half week later, yes, he changed all his material things entirely, from his android to iPhone 6s, TV sets, designers... etc. What do you think happened? Maga don pay.

What about witches and wizards.
There is spirituality in this part of the world people.
The same way there is God is the same way there is devil, witches, juju and all other wonder stuff...

I've been trying my best to believe these things are fairytale because of how read I am and my exposure, but deep down inside me, I know. I can't deceive myself.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by odizeey(m): 12:15pm On Feb 17, 2019
You think say because you don travel out, you can run from the 'men" dem. Na until dem pay you visit you go know say juju dey?

This world wicked. There are things ppl no dey see. What of ritualist. Wetyn dem dey use person human part for? Na to Cook food? How supposed mad woman go dey use iPhone. She dey act film?

No let them shine your eyes for you, better shine your eye.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Oasis007(m): 12:15pm On Feb 17, 2019
gensteejay:

Interesting story. What year did this happen? Do you have any pictures or videos to substantiate the claims in this mysterious incident? Was the event reported in a newspaper?

grin

...... Can you come again?!

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Oasis007(m): 12:17pm On Feb 17, 2019
nihilistjnr:


Guy how does Bee = Juju?

plus abeg your baba dey forecast?

grin

LMAO.......!

No be my Baba o, besides no need dragging it further coz you Guys won't believe it. But I wish either of you can come to Naija soon, then seeing it work - gonna make you Guys believe, especially if it's tested on you.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 12:24pm On Feb 17, 2019
Lol I have always been a ghost reader but this tin
una dey talk abt juju just burst ma head.. : grin grin grin Dat Shit is fucking real
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by larride(m): 12:27pm On Feb 17, 2019
Raumdeuter,

Just has been said, God is a miracle worker and not a MAGICIAN. Everything God does follow his principles but God does show mercy to those He wants to show mercy too.

Let me tell you a little story that happened to me when I was in 100l second semester;

We usually have MSS102 every Thursday by 7am. I was in the drama group in my church, we started preparing for the yearly drama night and Wednesday was fixed for vigil rehearsals. The first night I went for the vigil, we finished rehearsal around past 5, I was so tired that when I got home I just said a little prayer that the lecturer should postpone the class or shift the time to later in the day, when I woke up and went for 10am class, I heard that he postponed the class to Saturday 7am. This happened for 4 weeks that the vigil rehearsal lasted. On the 5th week, there was no vigil or anything but I decided not not to prepare for the class, alas the class held that Thursday by 7am and they even did our mid term test, that’s how I lost 20 marks. I was so angry with myself, then I came to understand that I was only enjoying His grace but the moment I took that grace for granted I paid dearly for it. During the MSS102 exam, our invigilator was very strict, she sent me out of the exam hall because I looked at the person sitting behind me. I had already concluded my MSS102 is a big fat F. I consoled myself and move on. When the result came out, I saw N/R (Not registered) on my MSS102, I was surprised because I’m sure I registered it. I came to know that everyone of us that wrote that MSS102 in the same hall that I wrote mine (we were 32 in the hall) everyone of us result was N/R. They searched and searched and searched the whole department and they wouldn’t find our exam answer sheet. The lecturer confirmed that he collected the answer sheet from the invigilator, he even signed the attendance paper off and yet our answer sheet couldn’t be found anywhere. We were all advised to go re-registered the course for following year, we did and I had an A. That would have been the only F I could have had during my university days and till today, no one has any idea how the answer sheet disappeared.

Another one;

In 300l first semester, i fell sick during exams, we were supposed to have ACC303 (Management accounting) exam and I was very ill to read, the day of the exam, I woke up and saw my notebook opened, I looked and it was Budget and Budgetary control, i read through like a story book, I read the following topic also sparingly and left for the exam. It was 5 questions, answer question 1 and any other 3. Question 1 (25 marks) was on Budget and budgetary control. The other topic I read also came out. When result came out I had 48/70.

God is not a magician, that I am sure of but He is a miracle worker and He does things the way He wants when He wants it.

NB: Juju does exist, I have seen it’s cons and pros in people’s life.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Lana1(m): 12:29pm On Feb 17, 2019
From Politics to Juju. More than 20 pages now.
Nobody wan gree talk football.

Chai. Pep no fit enter heaven.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by odizeey(m): 12:30pm On Feb 17, 2019
Oasis007:


grin

LMAO.......!

No be my Baba o, besides no need dragging it further coz you Guys won't believe it. But I wish either of you can come to Naija soon, then seeing it work - gonna make you Guys believe, especially if it's tested on you.
them no need to com naija na stress. Baba can go
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by chic2pimp(m): 12:33pm On Feb 17, 2019
diggz:

I have seen Ogboni people fam! Whoever knows sagamu very well will tell you they have one of their major branches in new GRA before aunty bose school or ode eran in sagamu, Ogun state.

2) I cannot confirm what goes on inside as I am not a member....but I can definitely give you stories of the things I have heard they do from one of my late uncle's...

1)You probably have. I have no reason to doubt you. The same way I have seen trad worshippers go about their daily business.

2) With all due to your Late Uncle, this is another case of Old wives tales being passed down from generation to generation. Many have heard of the various stories but pratically no one has proof of it's existence.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 12:36pm On Feb 17, 2019
chic2pimp:


1)You probably have. I have no reason to doubt you. The same way I have seen trad worshippers go about their daily business.

2) With all due to your Late Uncle, this is another case of Old wives tales being passed down from generation to generation. Many have heard of the various stories but pratically no one has proof of it's existence.

Issorite... I rest my case then... grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by chic2pimp(m): 12:41pm On Feb 17, 2019
Segedinho:
I have seen sime1 eating grass jst after a slap (ringslap).
I have seen a lost joystick as well.
I have seen guys eating bottles.
I have experienced torched and follow wen d bae realised wassap after banging life out of her..
Back in d sec school days..



You mean you saw all of these things happen yet you have no pictorial or video evidence? I'm sure your mates in school also saw them happen yet not one grainy footage can be produced. E get as e be.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by PietroRick: 12:43pm On Feb 17, 2019
Segedinho:
I have seen sime1 eating grass jst after a slap (ringslap).
I have seen a lost joystick as well.
I have seen guys eating bottles.
I have experienced torched and follow wen d bae realised wassap after banging life out of her..
Back in d sec school days..


well every man to what he believes. But I have seen that ring and grass thing myself, not once but twice in secondary school.
The slapper was expelled shortly after.
The slappee remains my friend and they still have a house in my street, even though they live in ibadan these days

Any of Una wey wan interview am, make una let me know.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NinjaMetahuman: 12:45pm On Feb 17, 2019
camera phones have been existence for more than a decade now.
Cheap and almost everyone has one.

Everyone claims to see stuff but nobody ever brings verifiable proof

that's how they start beating every demented old women cos they believe people can turn to bird or cats

And the funny thing Is how they call people who just dnt believe these things without proof irrational

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 12:51pm On Feb 17, 2019
All These people saying juju is real ehn.juju to me is basically something you don't understand how it works.
My Father once told me how witches were always caught after giving them a "concoction" and majority of the accused died.
Years later,my father managed to get a sample of the concoction,lo and behold it contained traces of cyanide.
Secondly,that Ring hit and fall jazz baba nah, snake venom wey dem put inside with a needle like pin as the medium of application.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by chic2pimp(m): 12:52pm On Feb 17, 2019
PietroRick:

Any of Una wey wan interview am, make una let me know.

Baba no need for interview. Since person still dey your house i get business proposition for am. Make una just film am first make I take see am.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by chic2pimp(m): 12:54pm On Feb 17, 2019
NinjaMetahuman:
camera phones have been existence for more than a decade now.
Cheap and almost everyone has one.

Everyone claims to see stuff but nobody ever brings verifiable proof

that's how they start beating every demented old women cos they believe people can
to bird or cats

And the funny thing Is how they call people who just dnt believe these things without proof irrational

Making unsubstantiated claims without evidence to back it up.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by PietroRick: 12:55pm On Feb 17, 2019
It's one thing to say you do not believe juju or dark magic or whatever exists because you don't have sufficient evidence.

It's another thing entirely to say with your full chest that it doesn't exist.

I cannot say myself that I'm a 100% believer in many of the stunts that people use to uphold the existence of juju or Dark magic, but it does not exactly give me the right to say with 100% certainty that there's no Chance it exists.

Also, you cannot continue to make fun and be outrightly dismissive of people when they give accounts of what they claim to have seen grin
If it didn't sound ludicrous, it won't be juju grin

Lastly, if I was half as sure as most of you here that there was nothing like that I know the lengths I would have gone to test my hypothesis/facts/belief.
Don't ask me for what I would do either.

All of you know what you can do to put these things to test. I will not entertain anybody pretending to not know.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by PietroRick: 12:56pm On Feb 17, 2019
chic2pimp:


Baba no need for interview. Since person still dey your house i get business proposition for am. Make una just film am first make I take see am.
lol.. Did you even read what I wrote?

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