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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 2:32pm On Feb 17, 2019
PietroRick:
why you dey ask when you no go believe anything he talk

If you say you were told I will not believe it

If you say you saw it with your own eyes I might believe it depending on how plausible it is

If I see with my own eyes and test then I believe 100%
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by SIRcumalot: 2:33pm On Feb 17, 2019
raumdeuter:


We were born in Africa, we were made to believe it. With age education and exposure we saw that most of these things are lies

Just like your 5yr old believe Santa Claus really comes from the North Pole but with education and age, you realize its Mr Emeka wearing costume
Why Most not all ?
So on some level you believe in the power of iya oshromoniga (hope I didn't butcher that name).

Better make "dem" no vex call you back house. grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 2:34pm On Feb 17, 2019
raumdeuter:


Tell us what you know and what you have seen with your own eyes not reported folktale
.i mentioned it earlier..
Slap and eat grass.. (I did dat)
Torch n follow. .
Eating bottles
Lost joystick.
Drinking while d person seating close becomes high


During my sec school days
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 2:34pm On Feb 17, 2019
PietroRick:
I don't want to be a partaker in gains gotten from dark magic. Personal reasons.
So you pay me upfront, just 200 pounds, we don dey trade banter for this nl for many years now, so you be like my guy. Then I go forward the contact.

Make I pay you 200 pounds for a contact? cheesy

Don't make me laugh like Shao Kahn.


You remind of me of one boy that gave me one lucky odds one day.

The next time i called him to get some odds from the baba, and he said I should call back cos baba was watching 2nd half of tomorrows game

suffice to say the odds didn't come through again.

Collect better odds from your guy and pass them to me. I will pay you your 200 pounds after cashout


I want to believe your contact has a surer jazz than oasis007 and his bees that can easily be killed with baygon
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by PietroRick: 2:34pm On Feb 17, 2019
raumdeuter:


If you say you were told I will not believe it

If you say you saw it with your own eyes I might believe it depending on how plausible it is

If I see with my own eyes and test then I believe 100%
wetin concern juju with plausibility? Lol
Isn't that part of what makes it juju?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NLBigBoy: 2:34pm On Feb 17, 2019
Oasis007:
grin

I also remember what happened during my brief Spell in Ilorin. There was a Pastor who decided to take his Mission next Door to the core Muslims Community.

The Youths were angry and planning to go violent on him if he holds Sunday Service in the Area, but were cautioned and restricted by some Clerics.

They were assured that Miracle would happen if he eventually holds the Service. That God would intervene and fight for them.

The Pastor sought Police Intervention and his Residence was guided for the Service on the faithful Day.

Behold, Bees from nowhere swarmed on the Building, stung anyone on Site, even Policemen with their Arms couldn't defend their selves.

The following Day, the Man honorably packed up his things and regrettably relocate.

There are several logical explanations for this, cmon mate, the pastor is in an underdeveloped area as evidenced by The bloodlust of the youths so there are obviously forests and beehives nearby...A large gathering of people? Surely somebody’s perfume or something must have made them go haywire and the closest explanation to the supposed juju would be one of the Muslim men “kidnapping a queen bee” and hiding it at the venue grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 2:36pm On Feb 17, 2019
SIRcumalot:

Why Most not all ?
So on some level you believe in the power of iya oshromoniga (hope I didn't butcher that name).

Better make "dem" no vex call you back house. grin

I said most because I have not seen all. All the ones I have seen are fake
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by PietroRick: 2:36pm On Feb 17, 2019
nihilistjnr:


Make I pay you 200 pounds for a contact? cheesy

Don't make me laugh like Shao Kahn.


You remind of me of one boy that gave me one lucky odds one day.

The next time i called him to get some odds from the baba, and he said I should call back cos baba was watching 2nd half of tomorrows game

suffice to say the odds didn't come through again.

Collect better odds from your guy and pass them to me. I will pay you your 200 pounds after cashout


I want to believe your contact has a surer jazz than oasis007 and his bees that can easily be killed with baygon
your loss.
Na you wan satisfy curiosity and make money. grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 2:37pm On Feb 17, 2019
PietroRick:
wetin concern juju with plausibility? Lol
Isn't that part of what makes it juju?

Something like say you couldnt find 140K to make you a multi-millionaire after 3 months of looking as a Nigerian student is not plausible
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Greatihex(m): 2:37pm On Feb 17, 2019
Thecassanova:

Well, I’ve been thinking. If you believe in God then you’ve to believe the Devil (satarn) exist. Because there’ll always be an opposing force.

If you believe Devil exist then it must be glaring that his negative ways have to be perpetuated symbolically to people one way or the other. Juju is the form at which Satarn uses his power on mankind through means to pull away from God.

Not believing in Juju means not believing that the Devil exist. & if the Devil isn’t in existence there wouldn’t be need in believing in God. Or what is God protecting us from if there’s no Devil amindst us?

If you don’t believe in God, it’s understandable when you say Juju doesn’t exist. I’m confused on this matter.
that is what i told him. You can't believe in God and not believe in juju.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 2:38pm On Feb 17, 2019
Segedinho:
.i mentioned it earlier..
Slap and eat grass.. (I did dat)
Torch n follow. .
Eating bottles
Lost joystick.
Drinking while d person seating close becomes high


During my sec school days

Have you seen circus before? where people swallow bottle and vomit books. Do you know they are tricks people train for?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 2:40pm On Feb 17, 2019
raumdeuter:


Have you seen circus before? where people swallow bottle and vomit books. Do you know they are tricks people train for?
.i am not an entertainer. .I neva learnt anytin. ..I only paid nd got a ring. .wch i used in several occasions. ...I dropped it after learning d repercussions. ..that was way back.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by PietroRick: 2:41pm On Feb 17, 2019
The next time i called him to get some odds from the baba, and he said I should call back cos baba was watching 2nd half of tomorrows game
grin
This shít is still killing me
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 2:42pm On Feb 17, 2019
They only people that I don't really have strenght to argue with are the atheists. .
So are u oneMr raumdeuter
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 2:43pm On Feb 17, 2019
Greatihex:
that is what i told him. You can't believe in God and not believe in juju.

There is no juju. It does not exist. I read a book called 'men who stare at goats' which was about the US military's very serious experiments trying establish if juju exists and trying to use it if it did.

The US government spent millions of dollars on their experiments

It doesn't exist.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by chic2pimp(m): 2:43pm On Feb 17, 2019
raumdeuter:


Ogboni is a social club for strictly rich people. They don't make people rich

There u go. This makes way more Sense.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 2:45pm On Feb 17, 2019
nihilistjnr:


There is no juju. It does not exist. I read a book called 'men who stare at goats' which was about the US military's very serious experiments trying establish if juju exists and trying to use it if it did.

The US government spent millions of dollars on their experiments

It doesn't exist.
sorry bro...do u blv in God and miracle? ??
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 2:49pm On Feb 17, 2019
Segedinho:
They only people that I don't really have strenght to argue with are the atheists. .
So are u oneMr ramdeuter

I am not an atheist I believe God and I have told you what God will not do neither will devil

Arsenal vs Chelsea God will not determine the winner
Becoming rich God nor devil gives riches. That is why total atheists and agnostics are rich
Passing exams God nor devil doesnt make you pass exam its what you read that you will recall
Touch and follow: God nor devil does not help you to hypnotize a girl to sleep with you
Lottery numbers: God nor devil gives anyone the numbers to winning lotto

ETC
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 2:49pm On Feb 17, 2019
Segedinho:
sorry bro...do u blv in God and miracle? ??

You get sure odds for me?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by madrid5: 2:51pm On Feb 17, 2019
Segedinho:
They only people that I don't really have strenght to argue with are the atheists. .
So are u oneMr raumdeuter
lol so if you not atheist you must believe in stupid African superstitions?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 2:52pm On Feb 17, 2019
Segedinho:
.i am not an entertainer. .I neva learnt anytin. ..I only paid nd got a ring. .wch i used in several occasions. ...I dropped it after learning d repercussions. ..that was way back.
can I get such ring please
I need the touch and follow, just watch me use it on otedola and dangote
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by PietroRick: 2:52pm On Feb 17, 2019
Talking about sure odd, Rashford anytime goal tomorrow.
My baba say make una use am confirm he jazz.
After this, anyone who wants free odd will have to pay.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 2:53pm On Feb 17, 2019
iamoyindamola:
can I get such ring please
I need the touch and follow, just watch me use it on otedola and dangote

Might make them Hot

Try it on DJ Cuppy instead
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 2:54pm On Feb 17, 2019
PietroRick:
Talking about sure odd, Rashford anytime goal tomorrow.
My baba say make una use am confirm he jazz.
After this, anyone who wants free odd will have to pay.

Did your baba watch the match?
I prefer a correct score, correct scorer, correct order prediction.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 2:57pm On Feb 17, 2019
raumdeuter:


Might make them Hot

Try it on DJ Cuppy instead
really shocked
I thought it just to obey you
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 2:57pm On Feb 17, 2019
raumdeuter:


I am not an atheist I believe God and I have told you what God will not do neither will devil

Arsenal vs Chelsea God will not determine the winner
Becoming rich God nor devil gives riches. That is why total atheists and agnostics are rich
Passing exams God nor devil doesnt make you pass exam its what you read that you will recall
Touch and follow: God nor devil does not help you to hypnotize a girl to sleep with you
Lottery numbers: God nor devil gives anyone the numbers to winning lotto

ETC
.
How do we explain these
I told u i got a ring. ..slapped n d victims walked straight 2 wereva they can find grace n ate ..

I practised d other torch and follow n it worked...the victims realised after d act..

I have seen a matured man looses his joystick nd was returned after we caught the "aboki"dat did it.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by PietroRick: 2:59pm On Feb 17, 2019
nihilistjnr:


Did your baba watch the match?
I prefer a correct score, correct scorer, correct order prediction.

you no wan pay up nau.
I fit bring the upfront payment to 80 pounds. You go pay the remaining 120 when you win.
But the money must NOT come from what you won.
It must come from what you currently have, all 200.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 2:59pm On Feb 17, 2019
Segedinho:
.
How do we explain these
I told u i got a ring. ..slapped n d victims walked straight 2 wereva they can find grace n ate ..

I practised d other torch and follow n it worked...the victims realised after d act..

I have seen a matured man looses his joystick nd was returned after we caught the "aboki"dat did it.


Where did it go?

was there a hole in between his legs?

Did the balls go as well?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 3:00pm On Feb 17, 2019
iamoyindamola:
can I get such ring please
I need the touch and follow, just watch me use it on otedola and dangote
.are u close 2 benin??I can create space and make contacts so u can see n feel with ur eyes n body respectively.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by SIRcumalot: 3:00pm On Feb 17, 2019
Segedinho:
.
How do we explain these
I told u i got a ring. ..slapped n d victims walked straight 2 wereva they can find grace n ate ..

I practised d other torch and follow n it worked...the victims realised after d act..

I have seen a matured man looses his joystick nd was returned after we caught the "aboki"dat did it.
drop contact Abeg.
I need to really experience something supernatural with my eye.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 3:02pm On Feb 17, 2019
nihilistjnr:


Where did it go?

was there a hole in between his legs?

Did the balls go as well?
.
That is juju 4 u bros. ..u can't explain how nd wat transpired. ..I saw it wt my eyes.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 3:02pm On Feb 17, 2019
nihilistjnr:


Where did it go?

was there a hole in between his legs?

Did the balls go as well?
The dick will become smaller like dat of a child Born 2da

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