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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by patrickmuf(m): 10:02am On Feb 19, 2019
Yuropa diggz, good morning.

Hello Manchester United fans, hear me out, if you're a guy and you support Manchester United, you are free to wife any female Chelsea fan you choose to without paying her family a dime, the same thing applies to female Manchester United fans.
When I said Chelsea are our wives a few Chelsea fans that don't understand the history of this marriage came to my timeline shouting that we have not won in Stamford Bridge since 2012 to prove their point forgetting that in marriage, problem are bound to arise possible due to a side chick (Arsenal FC) but now we have settled, Chelsea are back to performing their matrimonial obligations.

London is our favorite hunting ground...
Tottenham is our side chick
Arsenal are trying to break our marriage with Chelsea
Chelsea remains our wife.
Fulham is that dirty girl we did when we were obviously drunk.
Westham have been giving us green light, watch out for when we smash them... #GGMU #CheBabe

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by popizaino(m): 10:04am On Feb 19, 2019
Omode o mo ogun
O pe lefo


If you like believe if you like no believe that na your prerogative.

Raumdeuter back to your question
I did not see the mother carrying calabash but I was told from a reliable source.beisde my paley driver get one ring way b say if in nak you with am you go begin spit for now like warapa patient.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by eph12(m): 10:05am On Feb 19, 2019
hoopLA:
When wise heads are warning, mumu will be yarning dust

This guy though,
The only smart thing we've read from him

My comrade in arms sef saw thru the scam

Right reverend, I appreciate your ministry
What we see sitting down, some can't see standing up
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 10:07am On Feb 19, 2019
popizaino:
Omode o mo ogun
O pe lefo


If you like believe if you like no believe that na your prerogative.

Raumdeuter back to your question
I did not see the mother carrying calabash but I was told from a reliable source.beisde my paley driver get one ring way b say if in nak you with am you go begin spit for now like warapa patient.

There you have it folks grin grin

It's never seen. Always heard.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by eph12(m): 10:09am On Feb 19, 2019
neezar:
....
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by eph12(m): 10:11am On Feb 19, 2019
Unlimited22:
grin
My guy we missed you at the party last night but don't worry, there will be another one this Sunday

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 10:11am On Feb 19, 2019
nihilistjnr:


I don't but if I'm wrong, I prefer that Sarri is tortured in ways that are extremely annoying but not physically harmful.

Asides the options I gave up there, another 'gift' Ogun could bestow on Sarri is a version of Raumdeuter that arguines only with him and turns Amala on any version of social media that he uses.

Bwuahahhahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 10:13am On Feb 19, 2019
patrickmuf:
Yuropa diggz, good morning.

Hello Manchester United fans, hear me out, if you're a guy and you support Manchester United, you are free to wife any female Chelsea fan you choose to without paying her family a dime, the same thing applies to female Manchester United fans.
When I said Chelsea are our wives a few Chelsea fans that don't understand the history of this marriage came to my timeline shouting that we have not won in Stamford Bridge since 2012 to prove their point forgetting that in marriage, problem are bound to arise possible due to a side chick (Arsenal FC) but now we have settled, Chelsea are back to performing their matrimonial obligations.

London is our favorite hunting ground...
Tottenham is our side chick
Arsenal are trying to break our marriage with Chelsea
Chelsea remains our wife.
Fulham is that dirty girl we did when we were obviously drunk.
Westham have been giving us green light, watch out for when we smash them... #GGMU #CheBabe

Blaady Scummite...abeggi allow me to concentrate on cigar man and our recycle bin called jorginhoeee. angry angry angry
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by popizaino(m): 10:14am On Feb 19, 2019
Smellymouth:


Everybody is blaming Sarri. Hazard go twerk for 90 mins, una go blame mou, conte and sarri..

No wonder Madrid nor gree sign am. Does he think zidane will allow him to twerk?

If he wants to twerk he should goan meet those Congolese mapouka dancers.

Only a fool will like this post .
We know our problem and hazard is not one of them so trying hard to pass the wrong blame
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TalabiAudu: 10:14am On Feb 19, 2019
FA denying Sarri of his smoke on pitch is the problem he can't replicate Napoli form

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by popizaino(m): 10:18am On Feb 19, 2019
raumdeuter:
In 8 days chelsea conceded 8 goals to teams from manchester

Chelseafan1

Blame it on hazard then
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Unlimited22: 10:21am On Feb 19, 2019
eph12:

My guy we missed you at the party last night but don't worry, there will be another one this Sunday
My battery died at half time, and I didn't bother charging cheesy

Can't come and kill myself mehn. Even the Bible talked about Monsignor Sarri in Prov. 29:1. Just go and read it up.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by patrickmuf(m): 10:21am On Feb 19, 2019
diggz:


Blaady Scummite...abeggi allow me to concentrate on cigar man and our recycle bin called jorginhoeee. angry angry angry
Lol at least you go free Pogba small.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hoopLA: 10:42am On Feb 19, 2019
eph12:

What we see sitting down, some can't see standing up
Yes.
When you support a club that was successful before 90% of their fan-base was born, you tend to read a lot of stuff
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 10:43am On Feb 19, 2019
patrickmuf:
Lol at least you go free Pogba small.


Una hype go soon clear for una eye...sey No be una again?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hoopLA: 10:44am On Feb 19, 2019
Smellymouth:
Pogba with some escorts ...
Jogging-Hoe doing his usual.
Would be surprised if the 50 million scam wasn't in that pic.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hoopLA: 10:45am On Feb 19, 2019
diggz:



Una hype go soon clear for una eye...sey No be una again?
Humble-smith diggz

Very humble this morning.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Odunharry(m): 10:49am On Feb 19, 2019
Smellymouth:
And when the Sarriwagbites from the 6th clan of London beseeched the prophet of the LORD wailing, gnashing their teeth and crying saying,"Where hath thine children faltered o LORD? why hath thou forsaken us? "

And the prophet replied, "Oh ye Sarriwagbites..Doth thou not remembereth when the Israelites called Manchester United where in the wilderness?Didnt thee mock and threw ashes on them?

Thus saith the LORD, thine woes just begun. As ye mocked my people so shall other clubs mock thee.. Depart from me oh ye sarriwagbites.."
And the children of Sarriwagba led by their 6th clan Chiefs nihilistjnr and Ibime departed the hills wailing and gnashing their teeth..
Lmao. You are a clown

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hoopLA: 10:50am On Feb 19, 2019
@postdigger,

Let's play the Jorginho game today.

Starting off with our Big Uncle on this forum.

Oga I hail o

Ibime:


Some midfielders are blessed with the ability to control possession so much, they barely get attacked, and when they do, you can overlook their physical deficiency cos they seldom get pressured. Xabi Alonso in his Bayern years was one of those. Jorginho right now is falling into that category.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hoopLA: 10:51am On Feb 19, 2019
The problem is Jorginho can't mark, he's too light. But he's the best passer in England right now and he's not like our dear crazy Fab4.

A trio of Jorginho, Kovacic and Barkley would be nice but Kante is un-bench-able

This one had some shame and deleted his account though I think I know who the nincompoop is.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hoopLA: 10:51am On Feb 19, 2019
Ibime:


We thank God for all the options. Jorginho remains my main man there.

Yes is true

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hoopLA: 10:53am On Feb 19, 2019
Thecassanova:
Impressive game today. Hopefully we may get to see more of Barkley-Jorginho-RLC in that midfield trio. Kantè needs to get used to that role.

See mumu dey do follow-follow

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hoopLA: 10:54am On Feb 19, 2019
Unlimited22:
Jorginho dey play pass abeg.
Trust my boy the de-limited one to mis-yarn.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by weedtaker: 10:54am On Feb 19, 2019
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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by weedtaker: 10:54am On Feb 19, 2019
hoopLA:


Yes is true
Lol guyman de thank God for giving him recycle bin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hoopLA: 10:55am On Feb 19, 2019
Unlimited22:

If no be small thing I for say make thunder fire you.
Are you even watching this game?
Did you just see the latest one from Jorginho's pass?

Yes is true. I sees it
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NinjaMetahuman: 10:58am On Feb 19, 2019
Ibime:


Hazard was rubbish yesterday. So many times he killed attacks with unnecessary dancing.
he was also making effort

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hoopLA: 11:00am On Feb 19, 2019
iamJ:
Kante can't spread the ball and if the ball isn't sprayed around, sarriball wouldn't work, as for ginho in Italy teams are very tactical, he should be used to pressure like this, it's just shocking honestly, kante case is simple, he has to learn to bring more to the table

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 11:03am On Feb 19, 2019
hoopLA:

Humble-smith diggz

Very humble this morning.


I never get your time hoopLA....I am sure your season just started when OLE took over. Not that you were missed but do you mind explaining why you and your fellow Scummites left your thread for dead before OLE showed face?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hoopLA: 11:03am On Feb 19, 2019
Ibime:


As I remember in football, you pay attackers more. Attackers and goalscoring midfielders should generally be earning 50% more than defensive players, then you also pay midfield controllers before you pay others. Pay is based on scarcity of options in the market. No way Kante should be earning double of Sadio Mane.

Pay should be relative to others. If Jorginho comes to contract discussions now, do you think he should not demand more than Kante given he is the fulcrum of the midfield and Kante is his junior partner? Remember Jorginho and Kante is like Pirlo and Gattusso

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by popizaino(m): 11:03am On Feb 19, 2019
NinjaMetahuman:
he was also making effort
How people don’t tend to appreciate his efforts is what I don’t understand.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by popizaino(m): 11:04am On Feb 19, 2019

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