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Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by Gaspardd(m): 2:30pm On Feb 22, 2019
I dont really mix with co-workers at work, cus i hate ppl with too much ego. Most Nigerian graduates are like that. Esp the young graduates trying to impress their boss for whatever reasons, you will see them yapping pseudo intelligent bullshits just to proof how intelligent they re. But in reality they forget we re just mere capitalist's slave with shìt pay to make us forget our dreams. But this idiots just dont realise that.

Two weeks ago i got transfered to a new site and there is this lady...light skinned, right curves, cute and shìt, guys flock around her like houseflies, i mean they literaly take turns to talk to her, making some bad joke which to me is very disgusting. But then i keep my cool all through, i dont talk unnecessarily. Just business all through. But sometimes somethings get us together and its strictly business, i dont chit chat.

So fast forward to today, we closed from work very early cuz of tmaos selection. I was sitting far back inside the staff bus, she was sitting beside me(again straight faced). Bought a drink and as i was sippin gently she asked that i give her to sip although jokingly but i obliged. She held the bottle, dipped her mouth deep into d fùcking straw, she offered me the drink but i told her i aint drinking again. Afterwards the following convo ensued.

Hot coworker..Why dont you want your drink again?
Gaspard...No reason
Hot coworker...Is it cuz you do not want to use the straw again?
Gaspard..(Jokingly) Yes
Hot coworker...Why?
Gaspard...Cus in our culture its tantamount to kissing.
Hot coworker...So does it matter?
Gaspard...Yes it does. I am a virgin and i intend to keep myself till marriage.
Hot coworker..(laffed) You know thats impossible and infact i wont even allow that.
I shrugged and seconds later she turned and gave me a full blown kiss. I was shocked, shrank back to my seat, i looked around to check if anybody saw what just happened, a dude at the front saw it.
We said somethings afterwards but i didnt remember. I wanted to make some jokes about what would have happened if the situation was reversed, i.e me doing the kissing, but i didnt but damn, that shìt was nice and kinda surreal.

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Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by Adasun(m): 2:36pm On Feb 22, 2019
Dats sexual harrasment,u dumb'ass

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Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by Uglymugg: 2:38pm On Feb 22, 2019
....and by 5:27am, he woke up covered in nocturnal emission.

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Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by Bloooody(m): 2:41pm On Feb 22, 2019
Just say you were actually fvcking your mother
Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by Gaspardd(m): 2:42pm On Feb 22, 2019
Adasun:
Dats sexual harrasment,u dumb'ass
I love it really. And some pple wud rather loose a whole day meal just to exp that.

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Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by Gaspardd(m): 2:44pm On Feb 22, 2019
Bloooody:
Just say you were actually fvcking your mother
Is your mum dead? I feel you have no respect for other pples mum

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Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by ganie(m): 2:44pm On Feb 22, 2019
Uglymugg:
....and by 5:27am, he woke up covered in nocturnal emission.
To God be the glory. ©2019

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Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by Adasun(m): 2:45pm On Feb 22, 2019
Gaspardd:

I love it really. And some pple wud rather loose a whole day meal just to exp that.
whatever!!! Dat should not change u.



Keep up with dat ur menacing look at work.don't become weak because of a mere kiss

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Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by Gaspardd(m): 2:47pm On Feb 22, 2019
Adasun:
whatever!!! Dat should not change u.



Keep up with dat ur menacing look at work.don't become weak because of a mere kiss

Ofcourse Monday is coming, wud still keep my straight face, but this time with my dark shade

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Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by decatalyst(m): 2:47pm On Feb 22, 2019
At least we now know you are not a VIRGIN anymore.

Welcome to the world! grin grin


Anyone want to attend this brother's disflowered party? Signal me

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Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by Gaspardd(m): 2:48pm On Feb 22, 2019
Bloooody:

Listen here little boy.
I can afford your mother with #50 and still get change.
Son of a LovePeddler
Dont worry i kno pple like u. U re part of pple i ignore in real life.

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Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by Headlesschicken(m): 2:52pm On Feb 22, 2019
grin Nice dream son,hope u didn't wet yuh bed there after embarassed,u wia been sexually molested in d dream n u r here yabbing nonsense...

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Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by Divay22(f): 3:00pm On Feb 22, 2019
Adasun:
Dats sexual harrasment,u dumb'ass
Lol grin grin
Gaspardd:

Dont worry i kno pple like u. U re part of pple i ignore in real life.
Don't mind the werey. He's seeking for attention.

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Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by plagiarism1: 3:06pm On Feb 22, 2019
Don't you know you have been using reverse psychology on her indirectly. You should be the one run after her like other guys but, he'll no you don't. But because you don't send her or sendless attitude of yours, she will continue to run after you because it looks attractive to lady's.
Besides, you're cocky, you make her laugh and at the same time ignore her. Ladies like attention but since you didn’t give her and look desperate like other guys, she will keep chasing you, instead of you chasing her.
That's how it works for women. She will be the one chasing you not you chasing her so long you maintain your 'I don't give a Bleep' attitude.

Courtesy: Sir Hardon
THE WAY UP IS THE WAY DOWN.
THE WAY DOWN IS THE WAY UP.

DERAIL MUCH I HAVE, DRILLS I NOW HAVE.

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Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by marvin906(m): 3:10pm On Feb 22, 2019
so wetin you want make we do now

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Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by BIAFRONIGERIAN(m): 3:13pm On Feb 22, 2019
I'm just tryna figure out how this thread can help bundle the dullard back to daura but laslas its absolute nyanyampu post.

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Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by Gaspardd(m): 3:14pm On Feb 22, 2019
plagiarism1:
Don't you know you have been using reverse psychology on her indirectly. You should be the one run after her like other guys but, he'll no you don't. But because you don't send her or sendless attitude of yours, she will continue to run after you because it looks attractive to lady's.
Besides, you're cocky, you make her laugh and at the same time ignore her. Ladies like attention but since you didn’t give her and look desperate like other guys, she will keep chasing you, instead of you chasing her.
That's how it works for women. She will be the one chasing you not you chasing her so long you maintain your 'I don't give a Bleep' attitude.

Courtesy: Sir Hardon
THE WAY UP IS THE WAY DOWN.
THE WAY DOWN IS THE WAY UP.

DERAIL MUCH I HAVE, DRILLS I NOW HAVE.
Well i am not new to game. I already sensed some tension btw us prior to d incident. Eyecontact and shìt.
Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by plagiarism1: 3:16pm On Feb 22, 2019
Gaspardd:

Well i am not new to game. I already sensed some tension btw us prior to d incident. Eyecontact and shìt.

I remove my headdress for you
Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by Gaspardd(m): 3:17pm On Feb 22, 2019
BIAFRONIGERIAN:
I'm just tryna figure how this post can help bundle the dullard back to daura but laslas its absolute nyanyampu post.
I have always wondered why Nigerians wud gather, watch a good fight and enjoy themselves but castigate pple making love. Shows we value war more than love.
We re in a sick society bro

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Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by Nobody: 3:54pm On Feb 22, 2019
Report her to the authorities Mr. Man, you have just been sexually violated. sad

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Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by Nobody: 3:59pm On Feb 22, 2019
I have just read the most dumbest stuff ever are you guys in kidergaten.

op are old are you?

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Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by Nobody: 5:07pm On Feb 22, 2019
File her for sexual assault...Wot nonsense!
If its tru anyway, I like d girl's courage
Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by troubleseller: 5:08pm On Feb 22, 2019
Welcome to your favourite TV show...

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Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by Nobody: 5:15pm On Feb 22, 2019
dont tell me she kissed you on the chick

and you're here blushing like a little kid .

if the above is what happened .. niqqa you fall my hand big time

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Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by MJBOLT: 5:17pm On Feb 22, 2019
HARDDON come and see grin
Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by Nobody: 5:27pm On Feb 22, 2019
Gaspardd:

Well i am not new to game. I already sensed some tension btw us prior to d incident. Eyecontact and shìt.

Seems like you are the one with the attitude here.

Nothing wrong with loosening up a bit. Looking down at others in your office is not a virtue. Those "small" boys in your office might be able to help you in future. No one knows tomorrow.

As for the girl, if you like her you better ask her out instead of forming.

We don't want to read a thread from you in a couple of months time lamenting how you missed the opportunity and one of the "small" boys in your office proposed to her, while you were content with having nightly emmisions because of her.

Make hay while the girl is interested in you.

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Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by CAPSLOCKED: 5:42pm On Feb 22, 2019
Gaspardd:
Two weeks ago i got transfered to a new site and there is this lady...light skinned, right curves, cute and shìt, guys flock around her like houseflies, i mean they literaly take turns to talk to her, making some bad joke which to me is very disgusting.
FOOLISH MEN LIKE THE ONES YOU JUST DESCRIBED ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE PROBLEMS WE ENCOUNTER ON THIS EARTH, INCLUDING NATURAL DISASTERS LIKE EARTHQUAKES AND TSUNAMIS. undecided

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Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by Yoshy: 6:20pm On Feb 22, 2019
That's sexual harassment, you should sue her sorry ass, what nonsense....well unless you like her, it's then flirting
Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by Gaspardd(m): 6:25pm On Feb 22, 2019
5thElement:


Seems like you are the one with the attitude here.

Nothing wrong with loosening up a bit. Looking down at others in your office is not a virtue. Those "small" boys in your office might be able to help you in future. No one knows tomorrow.

As for the girl, if you like her you better ask her out instead of forming.

We don't want to read a thread from you in a couple of months time lamenting how you missed the opportunity and one of the "small" boys in your office proposed to her, while you were content with having nightly emmisions because of her.

Make hay while the girl is interested in you.

You see, if you study pple very well esp the newbies, they love to seek for validations. Thats why you see pple buy very expensive clothes they dont need, pple joining cult groups, and as for the nerds they wud love to prove how intelligent they re by spewing some bullshits that doesnt concern them just to appear cooler than the next person beside them or to please their boss but deep down they re full of baby shìts.
I see tru all those bullshits and i stear clear from pple like that.
These re the type of pple i am reffering to. My best friends who i chill with every weekend is a disabled shoe cobbler and thats cus dude is just himself

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Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by Nobody: 6:32pm On Feb 22, 2019
Gaspardd:


You see, if you study pple very well esp the newbies, they love to seek for validations. Thats why you see pple buy very expensive clothes they dont need, pple joining cult groups, and as for the nerds they wud love to prove how intelligent they re by spewing some bullshits that doesnt concern them just to appear cooler than the next person beside them or to please their boss but deep down they re full of baby shìts.
I see tru all those bullshits and i stear clear from pple like that.
These re the type of pple i am reffering to. My best friends who i chill with every weekend is a disabled shoe cobbler and thats cus dude is just himself

I get what you are saying and I respect the fact that you choose to hang out with a physically challenged shoe cobbler.

Still, these are your co-workers. I'm not saying you should be best buddies with them, just don't be too aloof. And though it may sound unthinkable now, but you may need their help some day. You won't stay in that office together forever.

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