CAPSLOCKED:

FOOLISH MEN LIKE THE ONES YOU JUST DESCRIBED ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE PROBLEMS WE ENCOUNTER ON THIS EARTH, INCLUDING NATURAL DISASTERS LIKE EARTHQUAKES AND TSUNAMIS.

Yoshy:
That's sexual harassment, you should sue her sorry ass, what nonsense....well unless you like her, it's then flirting

CAPSLOCKED:

FOOLISH MEN LIKE THE ONES YOU JUST DESCRIBED ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE PROBLEMS WE ENCOUNTER ON THIS EARTH, INCLUDING NATURAL DISASTERS LIKE EARTHQUAKES AND TSUNAMIS.

Gaspardd:

Dont worry i kno pple like u. U re part of pple i ignore in real life.

placeofallure:


It must take a lot of restrain not to gun people like him down. Big fool sighted!

Gaspardd:


One time a friend told me about how he was molested wen he was younger by their maid who is from calabar. Dude made it sound so sad that he felt so sorry for his younger self. But deep down in me i was like Oh mehn why wasnt i so lucky like this bastard, our maid used to beat the shìt out if me when i was younger.
Thats just to show the type of person i am. I love being molested by the opp sex.

Adasun:
Dats sexual harrasment,u dumb'ass

Yoshy:


Honestly, most men will dream of that...until STD or unwanted child creeps in.

Imagine a sexually mature and active lady seducing a boy of 15? Most guys like that end up being endlessly promiscuous, even when they fall in love. My point is, in a society that focuses a lot on grooming a girl child, we shouldn't normalize sexual abuse of men and young boys by women.

Adasun:
Dats sexual harrasment,u dumb'ass

Gaspardd:


One time a friend told me about how he was molested wen he was younger by their maid who is from calabar. Dude made it sound so sad that he felt so sorry for his younger self. But deep down in me i was like Oh mehn why wasnt i so lucky like this bastard, our maid used to beat the shìt out if me when i was younger.
Thats just to show the type of person i am. I love being molested by the opp sex.

placeofallure:


It must take a lot of restrain not to gun people like him down. Big fool sighted!

Gracesofar:



Waste of ammo if you ask me. Reserve it for wisser idiots

Uglymugg:
....and by 5:27am, he woke up covered in nocturnal emission.

Gaspardd:
I dont really mix with co-workers at work, cus i hate ppl with too much ego. Most Nigerian graduates are like that. Esp the young graduates trying to impress their boss for whatever reasons, you will see them yapping pseudo intelligent bullshits just to proof how intelligent they re. But in reality they forget we re just mere capitalist's slave with shìt pay to make us forget our dreams. But this idiots just dont realise that.

Two weeks ago i got transfered to a new site and there is this lady...light skinned, right curves, cute and shìt, guys flock around her like houseflies, i mean they literaly take turns to talk to her, making some bad joke which to me is very disgusting. But then i keep my cool all through, i dont talk unnecessarily. Just business all through. But sometimes somethings get us together and its strictly business, i dont chit chat.

So fast forward to today, we closed from work very early cuz of tmaos selection. I was sitting far back inside the staff bus, she was sitting beside me(again straight faced). Bought a drink and as i was sippin gently she asked that i give her to sip although jokingly but i obliged. She held the bottle, dipped her mouth deep into d fùcking straw, she offered me the drink but i told her i aint drinking again. Afterwards the following convo ensued.

Hot coworker..Why dont you want your drink again?
Gaspard...No reason
Hot coworker...Is it cuz you do not want to use the straw again?
Gaspard..(Jokingly) Yes
Hot coworker...Why?
Gaspard...Cus in our culture its tantamount to kissing.
Hot coworker...So does it matter?
Gaspard...Yes it does. I am a virgin and i intend to keep myself till marriage.
Hot coworker..(laffed) You know thats impossible and infact i wont even allow that.
I shrugged and seconds later she turned and gave me a full blown kiss. I was shocked, shrank back to my seat, i looked around to check if anybody saw what just happened, a dude at the front saw it.
We said somethings afterwards but i didnt remember. I wanted to make some jokes about what would have happened if the situation was reversed, i.e me doing the kissing, but i didnt but damn, that shìt was nice and kinda surreal.

Gaspardd:


One time a friend told me about how he was molested wen he was younger by their maid who is from calabar. Dude made it sound so sad that he felt so sorry for his younger self. But deep down in me i was like Oh mehn why wasnt i so lucky like this bastard, our maid used to beat the shìt out if me when i was younger.
Thats just to show the type of person i am. I love being molested by the opp sex.

5thElement:


I get what you are saying and I respect the fact that you choose to hang out with a physically challenged shoe cobbler.

Still, these are your co-workers. I'm not saying you should be best buddies with them, just don't be too aloof. And though it may sound unthinkable now, but you may need their help some day. You won't stay in that office together forever.

Gaspardd:

Is your mum dead? I feel you have no respect for other pples mum

dgee1:


Bro, please just in case you or someone you know have need of a diligent guy with a degree in chemistry plus two years work experience. I'm badly in need of a job and ready to pick up anything up to keep ends meet.

Thanks.

Isyomah:


Lol ehhehhee arent u d 30 days challenge guy

Kylekent59:
That moment she kissed you,you forgot there is no HIV and HIV cannot be contracted through bleeding gum/ sore



Enjoy,but don't come and tell us stories.


Remember she is fair and curvy



An Ashewo kissed a guy, the guy was very happy, saying she loves him.

Na person tell am say"that way she take kiss you, na the same way she take kiss others.''

Watch your future young man. Think outside the box.

5thElement:

OK, I'll keep a look out. Be safe.

Gaspardd:

Yes i am, and i am still at it. Skipped 2 days tho.

Adasun:
Dats sexual harrasment,u dumb'ass

Isyomah:


Lol goodluck sir

MJBOLT:

HARDDON come and see

Adasun:
Dats sexual harrasment,u dumb'ass

Adasun:
Dats sexual harrasment,u dumb'ass

5thElement:


I get what you are saying and I respect the fact that you choose to hang out with a physically challenged shoe cobbler.

Still, these are your co-workers. I'm not saying you should be best buddies with them, just don't be too aloof. And though it may sound unthinkable now, but you may need their help some day. You won't stay in that office together forever.

edufreshy:
goan read mafia manager bro.

5thElement:


OK, I'll keep a look out. Be safe.

dgee1:


Hello bro, please hope you havent forgotten me as regards my job seeking issue. Thank you

5thElement:


And what did you study?