EdoBozz:
This happened some years back sha when I visited Abuja on one of my trips. I had missed the town a lot so I decided to go on a relaxation trip.

Wayback in Abuja there was one crystal lounge my friends use to take me to and I loved the place so when I visited I really wanted to go there again but this time I just wanted to have my own private chilling alone so I went alone at night about 12am. Because of the way the roads are I actually missed my way so I had to stop at a police checkpoint to explain to them how I missed my way to the club. Abuja police are just too correct. As I was with them their hilux came and I think the two guys in the hilux were doing routine check on all the officers placed in different road blocks so they explained my issue to them omo na so the men on siren tell me to follow them for back. Me self on double trafficator dey follow them till we reach the place. They just made me feel like a VIP as them clear road for me arrange where I will park and they zoomed off.

See me feeling fly, I entered the club and sat on my own, ordered a bottle of moet and was feeding my eyes with the sweet ladies around. Then a guy came and sat close to me and he was on his own as well.
The guy ordered his own drink and was trying to gist with me. Though I was responding but for my mind I was like make this guy just free me abeg. Later he started complaining that non of the ladies there made sense and I was like this guy dey mad sha. Wethin I dey see I like but him eye be like say e no good.
All of a sudden the guy made a call and I knew it was to a girl and after a while about four girls came in and they came to huge him. Trust me, my head burst because truly none of the girls inside the club that day reach those girls. The guy even introduced me as his friend and because we sat close he codedly told me to select anyone I want aside his own that I should worry. The guy started pumping them with drinks, they were dancing with themselves but the guy and I just sat down watching. At a point I just said this one na setup because if I carry any babe there na like 100k she go bill me and I no go pay babe that kind money just to chop. I told the guy I was going to pee and while I was in the toilet the guy came as well and was like it seems I want to leave and I told him not really. There in the toilet he just gave me his complementary card and told me I can call him anytime and he went back in. When I looked at the card, I weak finally. All this while I was sitting with a young colonel of the Nigerian Army from the ministry of defence, Abuja. When I went back in, my loyalty change immediately.

Shibaraba:
Choi!!!!

What if the guy mess you come ask yab am say the mess dey smell...your own don done be that


Same thing happen to me but my own get as e be
I just fly enter for one kain wedding. As I no want make village people know say I dey around I decided not to go home but chill around Ikeja. Na so somehow I enter "the place" for Ikeja

As I just dey chill one guy just enter with all him paddies dey my side for VIP.Them reach like four. Kack near me. As I see say dem no shark after a long time na him I kuku drop one ciroc for their table say make dem dey use am wash system. The guys just laugh say thank you. I come dey form van damme. Based on say na dolapo dey hand I just dey order. Them cancel like 2 ciroc and two cranberry packs. As I dey form don Corleone na him one of them waka comot go outside. See solid babes wey follow am enter. I no know say na the girls dem dey wait for. Na so them start to shell me drinks. Bros I nearly piss for body.
Ace of spades just litter table. They even left some unopened say make I carry dey go. Them pay their bills join my own. Omo see as I humble. When dem.dey waka I don dey jonz na him I say make me sef waka. When I see their moto na him I know say I mess up. Yankee wey I dey na story. These guys are gods. See as Porsche plenty. With one mad motor wey be like batman own.

Them no know when I japa. I disappear like mess. Those kind people na them dey cause depression.

Shibaraba:
Choi!!!!

What if the guy mess you come ask yab am say the mess dey smell...your own don done be that


Same thing happen to me but my own get as e be
I just fly enter for one kain wedding. As I no want make village people know say I dey around I decided not to go home but chill around Ikeja. Na so somehow I enter "the place" for Ikeja

As I just dey chill one guy just enter with all him paddies dey my side for VIP.Them reach like four. Kack near me. As I see say dem no shark after a long time na him I kuku drop one ciroc for their table say make dem dey use am wash system. The guys just laugh say thank you. I come dey form van damme. Based on say na dolapo dey hand I just dey order. Them cancel like 2 ciroc and two cranberry packs. As I dey form don Corleone na him one of them waka comot go outside. See solid babes wey follow am enter. I no know say na the girls dem dey wait for. Na so them start to shell me drinks. Bros I nearly piss for body.
Ace of spades just litter table. They even left some unopened say make I carry dey go. Them pay their bills join my own. Omo see as I humble. When dem.dey waka I don dey jonz na him I say make me sef waka. When I see their moto na him I know say I mess up. Yankee wey I dey na story. These guys are gods. See as Porsche plenty. With one mad motor wey be like batman own.

Them no know when I japa. I disappear like mess. Those kind people na them dey cause depression.

EdoBozz:

All of a sudden the guy made a call and I knew it was to a girl and after a while about four girls came in and they came to huge him. Trust me, my head burst because truly none of the girls inside the club that day reach those girls. The guy even introduced me as his friend and because we sat close he codedly told me to select anyone I want aside his own that I should worry. The guy started pumping them with drinks, they were dancing with themselves but the guy and I just sat down watching. At a point I just said this one na setup because if I carry any babe there na like 100k she go bill me and I no go pay babe that kind money just to chop. I told the guy I was going to pee and while I was in the toilet the guy came as well and was like it seems I want to leave and I told him not really. There in the toilet he just gave me his complementary card and told me I can call him anytime and he went back in. When I looked at the card, I weak finally. All this while I was sitting with a young colonel of the Nigerian Army from the ministry of defence, Abuja. When I went back in, my loyalty change immediately.

Shibaraba:
Choi!!!!

What if the guy mess you come ask yab am say the mess dey smell...your own don done be that


Same thing happen to me but my own get as e be
I just fly enter for one kain wedding. As I no want make village people know say I dey around I decided not to go home but chill around Ikeja. Na so somehow I enter "the place" for Ikeja

As I just dey chill one guy just enter with all him paddies dey my side for VIP.Them reach like four. Kack near me. As I see say dem no shark after a long time na him I kuku drop one ciroc for their table say make dem dey use am wash system. The guys just laugh say thank you. I come dey form van damme. Based on say na dolapo dey hand I just dey order. Them cancel like 2 ciroc and two cranberry packs. As I dey form don Corleone na him one of them waka comot go outside. See solid babes wey follow am enter. I no know say na the girls dem dey wait for. Na so them start to shell me drinks. Bros I nearly piss for body.
Ace of spades just litter table. They even left some unopened say make I carry dey go. Them pay their bills join my own. Omo see as I humble. When dem.dey waka I don dey jonz na him I say make me sef waka. When I see their moto na him I know say I mess up. Yankee wey I dey na story. These guys are gods. See as Porsche plenty. With one mad motor wey be like batman own.

Them no know when I japa. I disappear like mess. Those kind people na them dey cause depression.

ruggedtimi:
In 2014 i boarded airk flight from lagos to ph, the flight delayed for 30mins before takeoff. I sat beside a young man dressed casually. Then i was using samsung note3, the man saw my phone and brought out his samsung s5 to show me weather forcast, telling me the reason why the flght was been delayed. The guy asked me where am coming from, i was coming from ghana then, so i told him and i was feeling fly.
So he strted discussing about his trip from china to taiwan and how cheap it was compared to flight from ghana to nigeria. He actually travelled from new york to china before taiwan just for a frnd’s wedding.
All this while in my mind i was like see this 419 man oh!!( cos i don fall for 419 people tire so i was been carefull). I briefly told him about myself, told him my state( bayelsa) and he was like “i am heading to bayelsa once i arrive ph to have a meeting with your state governor.” Told me he works for NDDC
When we finally touched down ph While the flight was on the runway he pointed to a private jet parked at the airport and he was like his frnd owns it and the frnd offered the jet to pick him up at lagos airport but he turned it down. Omo all this while everything this man said i didnt take it serious, I kept singing in my mind “419”.
When the plane stopped he made a call( the normal we just touched down call). He wanted to give me his card and i ignored. Coming down from the flight just at the edge of the air-stair two well kitted mobile policemen carried his bag and escorted him to the v.i.p terminal. My eye clear

Manbiggs:

Chisos, na only card na, why you no collect card. Chai your village people oh

ruggedtimi:
omo the guy appeared so casual. the big talk no fit the guy plus that period i was still recovering from my experience with scammers in accra

Shibaraba:
Choi!!!!

What if the guy mess you come ask yab am say the mess dey smell...your own don done be that


Same thing happen to me but my own get as e be
I just fly enter for one kain wedding. As I no want make village people know say I dey around I decided not to go home but chill around Ikeja. Na so somehow I enter "the place" for Ikeja

As I just dey chill one guy just enter with all him paddies dey my side for VIP.Them reach like four. Kack near me. As I see say dem no shark after a long time na him I kuku drop one ciroc for their table say make dem dey use am wash system. The guys just laugh say thank you. I come dey form van damme. Based on say na dolapo dey hand I just dey order. Them cancel like 2 ciroc and two cranberry packs. As I dey form don Corleone na him one of them waka comot go outside. See solid babes wey follow am enter. I no know say na the girls dem dey wait for. Na so them start to shell me drinks. Bros I nearly piss for body.
Ace of spades just litter table. They even left some unopened say make I carry dey go. Them pay their bills join my own. Omo see as I humble. When dem.dey waka I don dey jonz na him I say make me sef waka. When I see their moto na him I know say I mess up. Yankee wey I dey na story. These guys are gods. See as Porsche plenty. With one mad motor wey be like batman own.

Them no know when I japa. I disappear like mess. Those kind people na them dey cause depression.

ruggedtimi:
In 2014 i boarded airk flight from lagos to ph, the flight delayed for 30mins before takeoff. I sat beside a young man dressed casually. Then i was using samsung note3, the man saw my phone and brought out his samsung s5 to show me weather forecast, telling me the reason why the flght was been delayed. The guy asked me where am coming from, i was coming from ghana then, so i told him and i was feeling fly.
So he strted discussing about his trip from china to taiwan and how cheap it was compared to flight from ghana to nigeria. He actually travelled from new york to china before taiwan just for a frnd’s wedding.
All this while in my mind i was like see this 419 man oh!!( cos i don fall for 419 people tire so i was been carefull). I briefly told him about myself, told him my state( bayelsa) and he was like “i am heading to bayelsa once i arrive ph to have a meeting with your state governor.” Told me he works for NDDC
When we finally touched down ph While the flight was on the runway he pointed to a private jet parked at the airport and he was like his frnd owns it and the frnd offered the jet to pick him up at lagos airport but he turned it down. Omo all this while everything this man said i didnt take it serious, I kept singing in my mind “419”.
When the plane stopped he made a call( the normal we just touched down call). He wanted to give me his card and i ignored. Coming down from the flight just at the edge of the air-stair two well kitted mobile policemen carried his bag and escorted him to the v.i.p terminal. My eye clear

ruggedtimi:
In 2014 i boarded airk flight from lagos to ph, the flight delayed for 30mins before takeoff. I sat beside a young man dressed casually. Then i was using samsung note3, the man saw my phone and brought out his samsung s5 to show me weather forecast, telling me the reason why the flght was been delayed. The guy asked me where am coming from, i was coming from ghana then, so i told him and i was feeling fly.
So he strted discussing about his trip from china to taiwan and how cheap it was compared to flight from ghana to nigeria. He actually travelled from new york to china before taiwan just for a frnd’s wedding.
All this while in my mind i was like see this 419 man oh!!( cos i don fall for 419 people tire so i was been carefull). I briefly told him about myself, told him my state( bayelsa) and he was like “i am heading to bayelsa once i arrive ph to have a meeting with your state governor.” Told me he works for NDDC
When we finally touched down ph While the flight was on the runway he pointed to a private jet parked at the airport and he was like his frnd owns it and the frnd offered the jet to pick him up at lagos airport but he turned it down. Omo all this while everything this man said i didnt take it serious, I kept singing in my mind “419”.
When the plane stopped he made a call( the normal we just touched down call). He wanted to give me his card and i ignored. Coming down from the flight just at the edge of the air-stair two well kitted mobile policemen carried his bag and escorted him to the v.i.p terminal. My eye clear

Shibaraba:
Choi!!!!

What if the guy mess you come ask yab am say the mess dey smell...your own don done be that


Same thing happen to me but my own get as e be
I just fly enter for one kain wedding. As I no want make village people know say I dey around I decided not to go home but chill around Ikeja. Na so somehow I enter "the place" for Ikeja

As I just dey chill one guy just enter with all him paddies dey my side for VIP.Them reach like four. Kack near me. As I see say dem no shark after a long time na him I kuku drop one ciroc for their table say make dem dey use am wash system. The guys just laugh say thank you. I come dey form van damme. Based on say na dolapo dey hand I just dey order. Them cancel like 2 ciroc and two cranberry packs. As I dey form don Corleone na him one of them waka comot go outside. See solid babes wey follow am enter. I no know say na the girls dem dey wait for. Na so them start to shell me drinks. Bros I nearly piss for body.
Ace of spades just litter table. They even left some unopened say make I carry dey go. Them pay their bills join my own. Omo see as I humble. When dem.dey waka I don dey jonz na him I say make me sef waka. When I see their moto na him I know say I mess up. Yankee wey I dey na story. These guys are gods. See as Porsche plenty. With one mad motor wey be like batman own.

Them no know when I japa. I disappear like mess. Those kind people na them dey cause depression.

EdoBozz:
This happened some years back sha when I visited Abuja on one of my trips. I had missed the town a lot so I decided to go on a relaxation trip.

Wayback in Abuja there was one crystal lounge my friends use to take me to and I loved the place so when I visited I really wanted to go there again but this time I just wanted to have my own private chilling alone so I went alone at night about 12am. Because of the way the roads are I actually missed my way so I had to stop at a police checkpoint to explain to them how I missed my way to the club. Abuja police are just too correct. As I was with them their hilux came and I think the two guys in the hilux were doing routine check on all the officers placed in different road blocks so they explained my issue to them omo na so the men on siren tell me to follow them for back. Me self on double trafficator dey follow them till we reach the place. They just made me feel like a VIP as them clear road for me arrange where I will park and they zoomed off.

See me feeling fly, I entered the club and sat on my own, ordered a bottle of moet and was feeding my eyes with the sweet ladies around. Then a guy came and sat close to me and he was on his own as well.
The guy ordered his own drink and was trying to gist with me. Though I was responding but for my mind I was like make this guy just free me abeg. Later he started complaining that non of the ladies there made sense and I was like this guy dey mad sha. Wethin I dey see I like but him eye be like say e no good.
All of a sudden the guy made a call and I knew it was to a girl and after a while about four girls came in and they came to huge him. Trust me, my head burst because truly none of the girls inside the club that day reach those girls. The guy even introduced me as his friend and because we sat close he codedly told me to select anyone I want aside his own that I should worry. The guy started pumping them with drinks, they were dancing with themselves but the guy and I just sat down watching. At a point I just said this one na setup because if I carry any babe there na like 100k she go bill me and I no go pay babe that kind money just to chop. I told the guy I was going to pee and while I was in the toilet the guy came as well and was like it seems I want to leave and I told him not really. There in the toilet he just gave me his complementary card and told me I can call him anytime and he went back in. When I looked at the card, I weak finally. All this while I was sitting with a young colonel of the Nigerian Army from the ministry of defence, Abuja. When I went back in, my loyalty change immediately.

OkaNaUbe:


Crystal Lounge, Wuse?