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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jonraid(m): 1:44pm On Mar 10, 2019
Yo guess was right!
mtisTheQubit:

let me guess..Mambasani grin ..i've lived im mombasa for a while you know ..
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by justtoodark: 1:44pm On Mar 10, 2019
vaxx:
Then make sense when quoting me. ko je ko le fun e .

shoo relax oo....

ghesere oo....

dont forget who we nigerians are....so different as we may be accordin to kingdoms....

we are not the same like other african nations....

this thread was nonesense from the start....

but,wharever....
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 1:46pm On Mar 10, 2019
Jonraid:
A spiritual husband or wife is an actual spirit or a jinni/genie/jinn

The nightrunners however are actual people. We have genuine romantic dreams and those that are influenced by magic and spirits.

Shut up and enjoy the bang!

Lol, so it's nothing to be concerned about?
In my culture we believe when that happens, you're having sex with a tokoloshe, which is sent by witches. The consequences of that is, you lose interest in sex. Meaning that the "thing" you sleep with at night, ensures that you're "his" alone.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by w1234: 1:47pm On Mar 10, 2019
mtisTheQubit:

Tylan did you listen to ma song...Rule number 4 never get high on your supply grin grin


I got all the rules on my fingertips
I dont get high on my supply
I only test them if there are fit for human consumption
According to Kenya bureau of standards cool

Wait huwa na sound kama nko high ama ?!?!?
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jonraid(m): 1:50pm On Mar 10, 2019
It is said that the female nightrunners can grow sticks and hump you like never before whether you are a male or female. They also bang each other as witches.

Be in the know!

w1234:

Someone told me also
How they were thoroughly whipped by night runners when they were returning from a club in their village
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by PissedYagami(m): 1:50pm On Mar 10, 2019
sufferNsmiling:


With all of this wind turbines I still prefer my geothermal. Which is 24hrs free electricity. What if the wind does not blow. Go geothermal go
we got geothermal here too


The reality of wind is quite different. "Variable" does not mean unreliable or unpredictable. Wherever you live, your power comes from a complex grid (network) of intricately interconnected power-generating units (ranging from giant power plants to individual wind turbines). Utility companies are highly adept at balancing power generated in many different places, in many different ways, to match the load (the total power demand) as it varies from hour to hour and day to day. The power from any one wind turbine will fluctuate as the wind rises and falls, but the total power produced by thousands of turbines, widely dispersed across an entire country, is much more regular and predictable. For a country like the UK, it's pretty much always windy somewhere. As Graham Sinden of Oxford University's Environmental Change Institute has shown, low wind speeds affect more than half the country for only 10 percent of the time; for 60 percent of the time, only 20 percent of the UK suffers from low wind speeds; and only for one hour per year is 90 percent of the UK suffering low speeds



https://www.explainthatstuff.com/windturbines.html

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 1:52pm On Mar 10, 2019
w1234:


So when are we starting our Swahili and Xhosa classes cool

Tonight grin Your place or mine?

Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by justtoodark: 1:52pm On Mar 10, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Lol, so it's nothing to be concerned about?
In my culture we believe when that happens, you're having sex with a tokoloshe, which is sent by witches. The consequences of that is, you lose interest in sex. Meaning that the "thing" you sleep with at night, ensures that you're "his" alone.

interesting....i was told something like that too as i was a child....

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 1:53pm On Mar 10, 2019
justtoodark:


interesting....i was told something like that too as i was a child....

Elaborate please.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jonraid(m): 1:53pm On Mar 10, 2019
Consequences are there including divorce from your partner due to that loss of interest, impotence, low libido and lots more

It's either you believe it or brush it off! I've heard stories of Tokoloshes and *Sangomas* or something sounding closer to that


XhosaNostra:


Lol, so it's nothing to be concerned about?
In my culture we believe when that happens, you're having sex with a tokoloshe, which is sent by witches. The consequences of that is, you lose interest in sex. Meaning that the "thing" you sleep with at night, ensures that you're "his" alone.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by justtoodark: 1:57pm On Mar 10, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Elaborate please.

my uncle told me,to avoid sleeping havin sex in your dreams at all circumstance....

kiiiikikiki.....my family dont bother to tell you details....

listen or go and suffer and find out yourself....

nigerians dont give you a second chance....

obey or suffer....!!

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 1:58pm On Mar 10, 2019
The way things are going , thread will be moved to romance side or witches section.. grin grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by justtoodark: 2:00pm On Mar 10, 2019
mtisTheQubit:
The way things are going , thread will be moved to romance side or witches section.. grin grin

kiiiikiiikikikikiki....

am a christian oo....

but,i dont believe in that white jesssus christ stuff....
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 2:03pm On Mar 10, 2019
Jonraid:
Consequences are there including divorce from your partner due to that loss of interest, impotence, low libido and lots more

It's either you believe it or brush it off! I've heard stories of Tokoloshes and *Sangomas* or something sounding closer to that



A sangoma is a witch doctor aka traditional healer. A tokoloshe on the other hand is just some evil creature. I'm not sure if I believe in most of this stuff, but I often find myself praying in my sleep every time something strange happens while I'm asleep eg. eating etc.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by PissedYagami(m): 2:04pm On Mar 10, 2019
sufferNsmiling:


Shona and swahili and not really similar.. I do not think there is any word which are they same. If you have questions about Shona I can answer them. Or if you have any questions about zimbabwe zambia and a lot of african countries I may help you
Both are Bantu though Swahili has a lot of Arabic loan words. I am sure there are a lot of shared words between shona and swahili, or slightly spelt differently
nyoka nyoka(snake) huku kuku(chicken) nguruwe nguruwe(pig) nyati nyati(buffalo); mbudzi mbuzi(goat);kuona kuona (to see) kuenda kwenda(to go) lini riini(when) mimi inini(me) wewe iwewe(you) kula kudya(to eat).This list is just endless.I
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by PissedYagami(m): 2:05pm On Mar 10, 2019
mtisTheQubit:


Shona
1 – motsi
2 – piri
3 – tatu
4 – china
5 – shanu

swahili
1 -Moja
2- mbili
3- tatu
4- nne
5-tano
Motsi is similar to Mosi which is swahili too, moja/mosi means one
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 2:05pm On Mar 10, 2019
justtoodark:


my uncle told me,to avoid sleeping havin sex in your dreams at all circumstance....

kiiiikikiki.....my family dont bother to tell you details....

listen or go and suffer and find out yourself....

nigerians dont give you a second chance....

obey or suffer....!!

Oh, I get it. Well, it's not like there's pre-intimacy that goes with the sex lol. So it's kinda hard to "not have sex" with these randy creatures.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by vaxx: 2:05pm On Mar 10, 2019
justtoodark:


shoo relax oo....

ghesere oo....

dont forget who we nigerians are....so different as we may be accordin to kingdoms....

we are not the same like other african nations....

this thread was nonesense from the start....

but,wharever....
i think this thread was one of the brilliant thread ever greece this platform. it has open up many information.

it has go beyond the objective. it is now a complete page on its own with lots of meaningful information.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 2:06pm On Mar 10, 2019
PissedYagami:

Mosi is similar to Mosi which is swahili too, moja/mosi means one
so true...
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jonraid(m): 2:07pm On Mar 10, 2019
Had a South African beauty Facebook friend going by the name Naledi. She would on her day open up and tell me about all this stuff .

Keep praying,you never know who's aiming at you !

XhosaNostra:


A sangoma is a witch doctor aka traditional healer. A tokoloshe on the other hand is just some evil creature. I'm not sure if I believe in most of this stuff, but I often find myself praying in my sleep every time something strange happens while I'm asleep eg. eating etc.

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 2:08pm On Mar 10, 2019
Jonraid:
Had a South African beauty Facebook friend going by the name Naledi. She would on her day open up and tell me about all this stuff .

Keep praying,you never know who's on your radar!


Very true hey.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 2:09pm On Mar 10, 2019
justtoodark:


kiiiikiiikikikikiki....

am a christian oo....

but,i dont believe in that white jesssus christ stuff....
As an african there are stuff we cant just ignore..weird stuff happen an cant be explained.. grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jonraid(m): 2:11pm On Mar 10, 2019
The other stories are just a 'by the way '

We will soon go back to economics and such stuff!
mtisTheQubit:
The way things are going , thread will be moved to romance side or witches section.. grin grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 2:18pm On Mar 10, 2019
Yap another one..could someone tell ths guys just to change career or something ...aint working guys..aint working

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by justtoodark: 2:29pm On Mar 10, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Oh, I get it. Well, it's not like there's pre-intimacy that goes with the sex lol. So it's kinda hard to "not have sex" with these randy creatures.

look,adam and eve were deceived from the start and we were born into this vanity....

what to do....??

i dont know.... undecided undecided

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by w1234: 2:55pm On Mar 10, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Tonight grin Your place or mine?

Of course at tylann's place cool
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by w1234: 2:56pm On Mar 10, 2019
mtisTheQubit:
Yap another one..could someone tell ths guys just to change career or something ...aint working guys..aint working

They are boring
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 2:59pm On Mar 10, 2019
w1234:

Of course at tylann's place cool

Lol, I'm afraid of the questionable characters that frequent "Tylann's place". Maybe you even host a couple of night runners for all I know grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by w1234: 3:00pm On Mar 10, 2019
mtisTheQubit:
Yap another one..could someone tell ths guys just to change career or something ...aint working guys..aint working

That Ethiopian plane had many Kenyans on board
And they are all dead
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by w1234: 3:04pm On Mar 10, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Lol, I'm afraid of the questionable characters that frequent "Tylann's place". Maybe you even host a couple of night runners for all I know grin

Never night runners don't visit tylann's place cool
Naaminia mungu yesu kristo
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by w1234: 3:08pm On Mar 10, 2019

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 3:09pm On Mar 10, 2019
w1234:

Never night runners don't visit tylann's place cool
Naaminia mungu yesu kristo

Lol OK, brother in the Lord.

Do you even go to church?

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