You might have heard this on Twitter before, it has been trending for weeks now and lots of threads have been made on it.
https://mobile.twitter.com/akreana_/status/1081598051322679297

I have decided to bring this to Nairaland .

oje wa ka eng ? what's bothering you the most right now ? life, love , sickness or failures share below.

O je wa ka eng is a South African word for " what's bothering you" it is a place to share your sorrows and deepest pains so other might sympathize with you.

https://ynaija.com/how-o-jewa-ke-eng-infiltrated-nigerian-twitter-and-crushed-our-hearts-into-sad-little-pieces/

Nice topic op but you shouldn`t mind starting to share yours right?

Amakavula,

O je wa ka eng?

Akdegreat:
Amakavula,

O je wa ka eng?

I used to stay in Enugu and was engaged once to the eldest son in a really famous , and wealthy family.

All his four brothers -- he was the second born but their mother is dead -- all tried to sleep with my before our traditional marriage.

Untill the last born revealed to me that their brother is impotent and would love any of his brothers to get me pregnant for him since he can't have children.

They are to make it look like I cheated, so I would hide the pregnancy as his. I had to cancel the wedding, change my number and moved away.

Today is the anniversary, and I can't stop thinking about it.

What's bothering me right now is I want to start porn industry and I looking for volunteers and the females are not turning up as expected.

Amakavula:
I used to stay in Enugu and was engaged once to the eldest son in a really famous , and wealthy family.

All his four brothers -- he was the second born but their mother is dead -- all tried to sleep with my before our traditional marriage.

Untill the last born revealed to me that their brother is impotent and would love any of his brothers to get me pregnant for him since he can't have children.

They are to make it look like I cheated, so I would hide the pregnancy as his. I had to cancel the wedding, change my number and moved away.

Today is the anniversary, and I can't stop thinking about it.

It must have been a tough one.
Though, I'm curious to know how you would have handled the issue if he told you before hand that he's impotent.

My deepest sorrow or regret would be missing my Dad's calls in the days before he died. He didn't have to die yet.

I was in my final year as an undergrad, schooling in another state away from him - busy with research project and exams. He'd always been my motivation and I couldn't wait to show him how I've strived to make a first class degree like he challenged me to.

Few days to my presentation, I got the sad news and broke down. He never got to see me graduate. He never got to attend my convocation and witness me recieve the award. I never got to hear him tell me 'WELL DONE'.

I got depressed and felt worthless.

Sweetbuns and her fellow feminists are all invited to come and cry on my shoulders about how husbands are hard to find this days,don't worry,my shoulders are broad and can contain all

Right now, im trying to press this pimples on my face but its as solid and immovable like rock of gilbratar

I'm raging because I'm trying to update my pro evolution soccer 19, the file stopped downloading at 96%.. I feel like hitting something.

Right now I'm struggling with health issues.

O je wa ka Eng. I thought it is a Yoruba word for "you better come and read Eng(lish)

Offpoint1:
What's bothering me right now is I want to start porn industry and I looking for volunteers and the females are not turning up as expected.

na PORK industry you go start las las

Amakavula:
You might have heard this on Twitter before, it has been trending for weeks now and lots of threads have been made on it.
https://mobile.twitter.com/akreana_/status/1081598051322679297

I have decided to bring this to Nairaland .



O je wa ka eng is a South African word for " what's bothering you" it is a place to share your sorrows and deepest pains so other might sympathize with you.

https://ynaija.com/how-o-jewa-ke-eng-infiltrated-nigerian-twitter-and-crushed-our-hearts-into-sad-little-pieces/

i dnt want to start again, want an easy way out.

DeckXavier:
I'm raging because I'm trying to update my pro evolution soccer 19, the file stopped downloading at 96%.. I feel like hitting something.

OP i feel ur pain all my ps4 pro CD don chop my data i no gree update again.

Amakavula:
I used to stay in Enugu and was engaged once to the eldest son in a really famous , and wealthy family.

All his four brothers -- he was the second born but their mother is dead -- all tried to sleep with my before our traditional marriage.

Untill the last born revealed to me that their brother is impotent and would love any of his brothers to get me pregnant for him since he can't have children.

They are to make it look like I cheated, so I would hide the pregnancy as his. I had to cancel the wedding, change my number and moved away.

Today is the anniversary, and I can't stop thinking about it.

so they told you stuff like that and the first thing you do is run away?
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walahi no trust in this world again.

FreeMejoor1:
OP i feel ur pain all my ps4 pro CD don chop my data i no gree update again.

lol wetin man go do? I haven't updated mine since last year, I was just craving for new transfers and faces.. I hope you're good Sha?

DeckXavier:
lol wetin man go do? I haven't updated mine since last year, I was just craving for new transfers and faces.. I hope you're good Sha?

yeah bro...wat CD do u have.

Okay!
I've been dating this guy for a year now tho he's good and responsible. I have this love for guys that dress very well and smell nice but he's not doing that I don't mind that ur okrika cloth u bought wash it iron spray good perf on it and rock it but no..
He can stay for days without sweeping his house
I am very tired f this situation I hate perceiving people's body odour I connyingly asked to go get deodorant and perf which he did after much plea. Guess what? he just used it as a piece of furniture he left it on the table to decorate the house he doesn't use it.
And yes neat do freak me alot!
Pls how do I go about this

mhizdebbygold:
Okay!
I've been dating this guy for a year now tho he's good and responsible. I have this love for guys that dress very well and smell nice but he's not doing that I don't mind that ur okrika cloth u bought wash it iron spray good perf on it and rock it but no..
He can stay for days without sweeping his house
I am very tired f this situation I hate perceiving people's body odour I connyingly asked to go get deodorant and perf which he did after much plea. Guess what? he just used it as a piece of furniture he left it on the table to decorate the house he doesn't use it.
And yes neat do freak me alot!
Pls how do I go about this

Hi dear please tell him to wash any thing that you see that it dirty. responsibity is suppose to be share by both party in union as a man nature think he is the head of the house but it is not really truth.

Keketu:
Hi dear please tell him to wash any thing that you see that it dirty. responsibity is suppose to be share by both party in union as a man nature think he is the head of the house but it is not really truth.

I do tell him but am more concerned about his appearance.

Life and love; I want things generally to move speedily for me, I don't like complications, I hate ultimatums, it's either one is in it or not, it's either both are on the same page or not, little things shouldn't be a big issue, things that shouldn't be a problem is a problem, maybe cos the physical isnt there yet, who knows, who cares, when you push and push and the other person is hell bent on being hard for reasons that's totally not your fault after showing your kind of person and worth, just move the fvck on, whatever happens, if it's meant to be, it'll be, but this is my last try, I'm done completely

O jekwa Eng Hmmn
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I need to click hostel as school is resuming and I don't even have a dime,all my efforts proves futile, God is in control.

Just wanna pass my exams and put a smile on my parents face but I feel like I will just fail as always.

Purpletee:
I need to click hostel as school is resuming and I don't even have a dime,all my efforts proves futile, God is in control.

Which state?

Satan66:
Just wanna pass my exams and put a smile on my parents face but I feel like I will just fail as always.

why wouldn`t you always fail when you`re satan`s personal aide.. Always trying ur best to insult and discrminate God and you expect things to move well for you
You never see anything
*spits

psalmsmiles:
why wouldn`t you always fail when you`re satan`s personal aide.. Always trying ur best to insult and discrminate God and you expect things to move well for you
You never see anything
*spits

Keep crying while you're at it remember china is arresting pastors and destroying churches but yet the most developed nation in the world.
*spits

Making more money and traveling out.

Satan66:

Keep crying while you're at it remember china is arresting pastors and destroying churches but yet the most developed nation in the world.
*spits

and how`s rhat supposed to help you in your current situation?
Instead of you finding a solution to the never ending pattern of failure in your life, you're busy picking on the christain faith.. ever wondered why things don't always work out for you or you feel you're just "not lucky"?
It's way above that kid!
*spits

psalmsmiles:
and how`s rhat supposed to help you in your current situation?
Instead of you finding a solution to the never ending pattern of failure in your life, you're busy picking on the christain faith.. ever wondered why things don't always work out for you or you feel you're just "not lucky"?
It's way above that kid!
*spits

Am only like this because I never took my studies serious
I never thought I'd need them, That's it.

Satan66:

Am only like this because I never took my studies serious
I never thought I'd need them, That's it.

There`s always an excuse but deep down you know something`s amiss, a missing piece and so you venge your anger on God.. truth is the misery and unhappiness is never going to stop until u accept that God lives and He saves.. That my friend is the only way out
*think

Dacronym:
O jekwa Eng Hmmn
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Btw Please see siggy for Customised Soccer Jerseys #10k naira only per Jersey ✌️

Is the 10k customization alone? I want Mahrez 26 sky blue.
Which state you dey?