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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by ubunja(m): 2:45pm On Mar 16, 2019
badadvice:
If by some etereal miracle you ladies turned to guys for a day, i'll advise you make sure you always, and i mean allways tuck your pee-pee well into your boxers before zipping up your trousers.
And when masturbating, never do it from the zipper opening in your trousers.
Take out the pee-pee first before masturbating away.
Very important!!
lmfao.
Yar and if you want to enjoy masturbation don't circumcize.
That way your saliva can lubricate well. But with no foreskin you gonna need lotions

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 2:46pm On Mar 16, 2019
ubunja:
I think I know this fool grin
Hu art thou?
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by AnalQueenluci: 2:47pm On Mar 16, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
Wen dey behave wt so much selfishness u wonder whether demon of avarice has possess dem
Nice breast though!
(Sowii) smiley
QUEEN OF TRIB lust idiot
Victorian run
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by ubunja(m): 2:48pm On Mar 16, 2019
PORNeliusHUBson:

Hu art thou?
question is Who are You
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by ubunja(m): 2:49pm On Mar 16, 2019
AnalQueenluci:
QUEEN OF TRIB lust idiot
Victorian run
that moniker thou

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by husbandsnatcha(f): 2:51pm On Mar 16, 2019
AnalQueenluci:
QUEEN OF TRIB lust idiot
Victorian run
Loser cheesycheesycheesy

. cheesy cheesy ,hw i wish u ar dead akwuna army ,u av been trying me but . ...Anyways



cheesy
Bye duty calls
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 2:54pm On Mar 16, 2019
ubunja:
question is Who are You
bt u say u knw me nah
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by MissRaine69(f): 2:54pm On Mar 16, 2019
ubunja:
lol you girls are pervs
Not a pervert as that would insinuate there is an element of abnormality....just not pretending like some.

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by MissRaine69(f): 2:57pm On Mar 16, 2019
grin
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by ubunja(m): 2:59pm On Mar 16, 2019
PORNeliusHUBson:

bt u say u knw me nah
yar.
So expose yourself
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by AnalQueenluci: 3:10pm On Mar 16, 2019
ubunja:
that moniker thou
No time 4 dat now
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by ubunja(m): 3:11pm On Mar 16, 2019
AnalQueenluci:
No time 4 dat now
where did the time go?
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 3:12pm On Mar 16, 2019
So I went through all this comments from page 1 to 5 one after the other.
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by AnalQueenluci: 3:12pm On Mar 16, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
Loser cheesycheesycheesy

. cheesy cheesy ,hw i wish u ar dead akwuna army ,u av been trying me but . ...Anyways



cheesy
Bye duty calls
Evil ,WICKEDNESSand frustration is wat u ar
PPLE ARE KNOWING U MORE TANKS 2 ME,
SPITS.
DNT RUN

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by AnalQueenluci: 3:13pm On Mar 16, 2019
ubunja:
where did the time go?
i Have some1 to bash to feel gud
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by AnalQueenluci: 3:16pm On Mar 16, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
Loser cheesycheesycheesy

. cheesy cheesy ,hw i wish u ar dead akwuna army ,u av been trying me but . ...Anyways



cheesy
Bye duty calls
even if im 70yrs i willl stil Rub uR sins on Ur face . Social demon from pit of hell

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by AnalQueenluci: 3:17pm On Mar 16, 2019
hilario12:
So I went through all this comments from page 1 to 5 one after the other.
Idleman
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by joeeee240(m): 3:18pm On Mar 16, 2019
ubunja:
you had to ask a doctor? undecided undecided
Don't you have a mirror angry



What's good ubunja? I'm dying from Lack of miseducations smiley
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by ubunja(m): 3:55pm On Mar 16, 2019
AnalQueenluci:
i Have some1 to bash to feel gud
next time....
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by ubunja(m): 3:55pm On Mar 16, 2019
joeeee240:




What's good ubunja? I'm dying from Lack of miseducations smiley
dieeee grin
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 4:20pm On Mar 16, 2019
victorian:






Yes honey?
You are beautiful
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by elonize(m): 5:17pm On Mar 16, 2019
Hahahahahhahahhaa, I wonder o,not all guys sha, dose guys doing it nor know wetin dem dey do o
victorian:






Lol, OK 48mins

cheesy


But no sucking or eating of pussy! I hate that shiiiit! I wonder how guys cope doing it .

Yuck!!! angry

Nyama ! angry
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by elonize(m): 5:18pm On Mar 16, 2019
victorian:









Nope.

Im not crazy about it . smiley grin grin grin grin ;Du grin wink cheesy try

But if he wants to? No probs . thats his choice to make .
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by elonize(m): 5:20pm On Mar 16, 2019
AnalQueenluci:
husbsnatcha don get u finally wt her physical & spiritual infections /.Gudnyt
u dey ansa anal queen n u can't handle anal grin
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by elonize(m): 5:22pm On Mar 16, 2019
funmisticqueen:
true na, i cannot be bending waist up and down and my back will be paining me, It looks stressful and me i dont like stress that wont pay.
plz oò,explain d sex dat pays o,am all eyes wink smiley
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Amatarasha(f): 5:35pm On Mar 16, 2019
AnalQueenluci:
even if im 70yrs i willl stil Rub uR sins on Ur face . Social demon from pit of hell
shocked shocked shocked Am always afraid of u 2
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by AnalQueenluci: 5:38pm On Mar 16, 2019
Amatarasha:
shocked shocked shocked Am always afraid of u 2
Fear more
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by AnalQueenluci: 5:43pm On Mar 16, 2019
elonize:
u dey ansa anal queen n u can't handle anal grin
Who told you? smiley cheesy I love anal sex ,doggy and table style but i dnt av 2 shout it .
My kind of sex guys are always amateur 2 it so thats why i dnt talk much on sex & ,,,
In military we dnt talk much about it

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Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by victorian(f): 5:48pm On Mar 16, 2019
ubunja:
you had to ask a doctor? undecided undecided
Don't you have a mirror angry








What's your own?
Must I look at my pussy? sad angry

Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Nobody: 6:17pm On Mar 16, 2019
elonize:
plz oò,explain d sex dat pays o,am all eyes wink smiley
the one that isn't cheap/ free or the one that comes with a lifetime of commitment. That is the one that pays

That is why I don't do Bleep boys, or MGTOW, They have nothing to offer me.
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by elonize(m): 6:34pm On Mar 16, 2019
funmisticqueen:
the one that isn't cheap/ free or the one that comes with a lifetime of commitment. That is the one that pays

That is why I don't do Bleep boys, or MGTOW, They have nothing to offer me.
u too like grammar sef, just say u need d kind dat gives u good tearing with good assurance wink
U ehnnn
Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by elonize(m): 6:36pm On Mar 16, 2019
AnalQueenluci:
Who told you? smiley cheesy I love anal sex ,doggy and table style but i dnt av 2 shout it .
My kind of sex guys are always amateur 2 it so thats why i dnt talk much on sex & ,,,
In military we dnt talk much about it
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy bae u won't kill me with laf ooo
wich 1 is table style,
plz explain....plz dear. ..help a naive guy

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