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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 10:34am On Apr 08, 2019
Leyqute:


Why did he then disgrace you, your logic and legacy in the full glare of everybody?

Or haven't you been hammering it that a defender should ignore a free opponent and rush in to challenge the guy with the ball?

[img]https://media1./images/f77659a8a0d80bfc0c53377bbdbbdaf3/tenor.gif?itemid=13877169[/img]

Just look at this eyesore FFS.

Instead of that defender (Joromi) to move back a bit and shadow mark the free guy (there was another fvckn' defender in front of the other guy with the ball for crying out loud! angry ) whilst tracking them both, he rushed in like a hothead.

He found out moments late after the pass was made and lunged to tackle ("something a good defender should never do" SMH undecided ) the receiver of the ball. The smart guy used his jersey number 17 to wipe the floor like a dirty toilet rag before slotting cooling into the back of the net.

That's the correct way to defend, according to someone who played GK in a monkey post setting.

Laumdeuter, you have zero football sense.


Hahahahaha. Case closed.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Unlimited22: 10:49am On Apr 08, 2019
Elnino4ladies:




He thought, he was offside
I don't understand. If he thought he was he should have just let the ball go. There's no excuse for such megedefegede.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Elnino4ladies: 10:55am On Apr 08, 2019
Unlimited22:

I don't understand. If he thought he was he should have just let the ball go. There's no excuse for such megedefegede.

that's the excuse he gave
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by LoRdCaT(m): 10:58am On Apr 08, 2019
It's my birthday today

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Unlimited22: 11:01am On Apr 08, 2019
LoRdCaT:
It's my birthday today
Happy birthday my man. More wins in all areas of life. Wish you the best.







Except where it concerns Manchester United tongue
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nayo08(m): 11:16am On Apr 08, 2019
cheesy
LoRdCaT:
It's my birthday today
happy birthday bro don't forget our cakes grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by LoRdCaT(m): 11:18am On Apr 08, 2019
Unlimited22:

Happy birthday my man. More wins in all areas of life. Wish you the best.







Except where it concerns Manchester United tongue
Thanks man. God bless






Ole is at the wheel oo, our Ferrari will jam you if you stand in our way tongue
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by LoRdCaT(m): 11:19am On Apr 08, 2019
Nayo08:
cheesy happy birthday bro don't forget our cakes grin
Thanks bro.. The cakes are in the way. cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by biomustry: 11:24am On Apr 08, 2019
LoRdCaT:
It's my birthday today
Happy birthday bro, I hope Manchester United loses on Wednesday. Ameen
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 11:28am On Apr 08, 2019
LoRdCaT:
It's my birthday today

Let your Manure brethren celebrate you. We can't be celebrating everyone's birthday here otherwise it would be a daily occurrence.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 11:28am On Apr 08, 2019
Leyqute:


Why did he then disgrace you, your logic and legacy in the full glare of everybody?

Or haven't you been hammering it that a defender should ignore a free opponent and rush in to challenge the guy with the ball?

[img]https://media1./images/f77659a8a0d80bfc0c53377bbdbbdaf3/tenor.gif?itemid=13877169[/img]

Just look at this eyesore FFS.

Instead of that defender (Joromi) to move back a bit and shadow mark the free guy (there was another fvckn' defender in front of the other guy with the ball for crying out loud! angry ) whilst tracking them both, he rushed in like a hothead.

He found out moments late after the pass was made and lunged to tackle ("something a good defender should never do" SMH undecided ) the receiver of the ball. The smart guy used his jersey number 17 to wipe the floor like a dirty toilet rag before slotting cooly into the back of the net.

That's the correct way to defend, according to someone who played GK in a monkey post setting.

Laumdeuter, you have zero football sense.

Bia mr bassey rauf aregbe leyqute legbegbe why you dey molest ogbeni Rauf aregbesola onukuguy Laumdeuter kepa raumdeuter anyhow for public place like this? angry angry

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 11:29am On Apr 08, 2019
Ibime:


Let your Manure brethren celebrate you. We can't be celebrating everyone's birthday here otherwise it would be a daily occurrence.

cheesy cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 11:30am On Apr 08, 2019
LoRdCaT:
It's my birthday today

HBD lordcat...many more years.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by LoRdCaT(m): 11:32am On Apr 08, 2019
biomustry:

Happy birthday bro, I hope Manchester United loses on Wednesday. Ameen
Thanks bro. But losing on Wednesday is impossible tongue
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by LoRdCaT(m): 11:32am On Apr 08, 2019
diggz:


HBD lordcat...many more years.
Thanks bro
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by JigsawKillah(m): 11:32am On Apr 08, 2019
Leyqute:


Why did he then disgrace you, your logic and legacy in the full glare of everybody?

Or haven't you been hammering it that a defender should ignore a free opponent and rush in to challenge the guy with the ball?

[img]https://media1./images/f77659a8a0d80bfc0c53377bbdbbdaf3/tenor.gif?itemid=13877169[/img]

Just look at this eyesore FFS.

Instead of that defender (Joromi) to move back a bit and shadow mark the free guy (there was another fvckn' defender in front of the other guy with the ball for crying out loud! angry ) whilst tracking them both, he rushed in like a hothead.

He found out moments late after the pass was made and lunged to tackle ("something a good defender should never do" SMH undecided ) the receiver of the ball. The smart guy used his jersey number 17 to wipe the floor like a dirty toilet rag before slotting cooly into the back of the net.

That's the correct way to defend, according to someone who played GK in a monkey post setting.

Laumdeuter, you have zero football sense.

Na wetin fall am?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 11:58am On Apr 08, 2019
Leyqute:


Why did he then disgrace you, your logic and legacy in the full glare of everybody?

Or haven't you been hammering it that a defender should ignore a free opponent and rush in to challenge the guy with the ball?

[img]https://media1./images/f77659a8a0d80bfc0c53377bbdbbdaf3/tenor.gif?itemid=13877169[/img]

Just look at this eyesore FFS.

Instead of that defender (Joromi) to move back a bit and shadow mark the free guy (there was another fvckn' defender in front of the other guy with the ball for crying out loud! angry ) whilst tracking them both, he rushed in like a hothead.

He found out moments late after the pass was made and lunged to tackle ("something a good defender should never do" SMH undecided ) the receiver of the ball. The smart guy used his jersey number 17 to wipe the floor like a dirty toilet rag before slotting cooly into the back of the net.

That's the correct way to defend, according to someone who played GK in a monkey post setting.

Laumdeuter, you have zero football sense.

This is how you know someone with zero football knowledge. They know nothing yet keep shouting instead of learning the basics

In the gif you posted Boateng went for the initial pass to intercept the pass before it got to the opponent only a foolish defender will leave a pass and start backing off to block another player who doesnt have the ball

That is what Boateng and Howedes displayed and why they are world cup winners and its what Virtual venereal Disease and Bertrand dont know which is why at age 26 they were stuck in relegation Southampton where Martial will be using them to play ludo

This is the VVD turningoninown

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 12:03pm On Apr 08, 2019
For those of you mocking Jorginho’s assist stat here is what the coach wants from him.

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nayo08(m): 12:12pm On Apr 08, 2019
LoRdCaT:
Thanks bro.. The cakes are in the way. cheesy
no prob then I'll be waiting cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Emaprince: 12:14pm On Apr 08, 2019
Ibime:


Let your Manure brethren celebrate you. We can't be celebrating everyone's birthday here otherwise it would be a daily occurrence.
grin grin

I think this thread is the most active and attractive. So you can't blame him/them.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sirpekun: 12:28pm On Apr 08, 2019
Aregbesola said he donated his salary for 8 years. Read more https://idonsabi.com/i-donated-my-salaries-for-8-years-as-governor-aregbesola/


diggz:


Bia mr bassey rauf aregbe leyqute legbegbe why you dey molest ogbeni Rauf aregbesola onukuguy Laumdeuter kepa raumdeuter anyhow for public place like this? angry angry
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by wman(m): 12:42pm On Apr 08, 2019
Man of Match awards in the last decade since 2009.

Top 5.


1.Messi 225.
2.Ronaldo 125.
3.Hazard 93.
4.Zlatan 89.
5.Neymar 65.


Copied from Tesppidd.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nayo08(m): 12:44pm On Apr 08, 2019
grin
wman:
Man of Match awards in the last decade since 2009.

Top 5.


1.Messi 225.
2.Ronaldo 125.
3.Hazard 93.
4.Zlatan 89.
5.Neymar 65.


Copied from Tesppidd.
invalid list NO BOATENG cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 12:47pm On Apr 08, 2019
wman:
Man of Match awards in the last decade since 2009.

Top 5.


1.Messi 225.
2.Ronaldo 125.
3.Hazard 93.
4.Zlatan 89.
5.Neymar 65.


Copied from Tesppidd.

Messi CL winner
Ronaldo CL winner
Neymar CL winner
Zlatan - Not found
Hazard - Future impossible tense

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TalabiAudu: 2:01pm On Apr 08, 2019
raumdeuter:


Messi CL winner
Ronaldo CL winner
Neymar CL winner
Zlatan - Not found
Hazard - Future impossible tense


Nawa for this man sha. cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Leyqute(m): 2:19pm On Apr 08, 2019
raumdeuter:


[s]

This is how you know someone with zero football knowledge. They know nothing yet keep shouting instead of learning the basics [/s]

In the gif you posted Boateng went for the initial pass to intercept the pass before it got to the opponent only a foolish defender will leave a pass and start backing off to block another player who doesnt have the ball



I wasn’t talking about Boateng’s inability to intercept the initial pass, I was talking about what happened after then. You didn’t even realize this- That’s how slow you are when it comes to football.

Joromi couldn’t intercept the initial pass. Fine. Instead of keeping both opposition players at bay by tracking their movements he pulled a Laumdeuter. He would confuse them both and force an error if he tracked back a little bit instead of jumping in like an untethered cow.

You can see what happens when your football logic is put to the test- it gets dragged in the mud so that everybody can see your shame.

Instead of you to keep quiet and chop your L like a pro you’re still talking rubbish, consciously stamping your certificate of idiocy in football matters.

Laumdeuter, you have zero football knowledge

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 2:27pm On Apr 08, 2019
Leyqute:



I wasn’t talking about Boateng’s inability to intercept the initial pass, I was talking about what happened after then. You didn’t even realize this- That’s how slow you are when it comes to football.

Joromi couldn’t intercept the initial pass. Fine. Instead of keeping both opposition players at bay by tracking their movements he pulled a Laumdeuter. He would confuse them both and force an error if he tracked back a little bit instead of jumping in like an untethered cow.

You can see what happens when your football logic is put to the test- it gets dragged in the mud so that everybody can see your shame.

Instead of you to keep quiet and chop your L like a pro you’re still talking rubbish, consciously stamping your certificate of idiocy in football matters.

Laumdeuter, you have zero football knowledge

You never cease to display your shallow football knowledge

How will Boateng who has committed to the initial pass suddenly fly to cover the other guy behind him? You are a shame to football punditry Bassey and that is why you are seen as a joke everywhere.

The only time you make sense is when you are acting your role of rubber stamp to others opinion

I am certain I have more football knowledge in my toenails than you have in your entire body


That is why your MCM is turningonhinown, no wonder he hasnt been able to win any CL or world cup by age 27. A Dutch player at Southampton at 26-27yrs

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 2:49pm On Apr 08, 2019
Match Day 33

I hope we win today

What are your expectations guys??
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nayo08(m): 3:05pm On Apr 08, 2019
Chelseafan1:
Match Day 33

I hope we win today

What are your expectations guys??
3-0 to Chelsea

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Leyqute(m): 3:17pm On Apr 08, 2019
raumdeuter:


[s]You never cease to display your shallow football knowledge [/s]

How will Boateng who has committed to the initial pass suddenly fly to cover the other guy behind him? You are a shame to football punditry Bassey and that is why you are seen as a joke everywhere.

You are as ignorant as you are stuupid. And your idiocy is becoming annoying. A troglodyte is smarter than you, walahi Apari.

There was enough time for Joromi to recover and cover the guy who received the final pass. The stupid thing he did was to approach the guy with the ball, leaving plenty space for him to pass to the scorer. If he’d tracked back a bit instead, he would’ve prevented that goal.

How can’t you fathom that, o ye of infinite senselessness?



The only time you make sense is when you are acting your role of rubber stamp to others opinion

I am certain I have more football knowledge in my toenails than you have in your entire body

That is why your MCM is turningonhinown, no wonder he hasnt been able to win any CL or world cup by age 27. A Dutch player at Southampton at 26-27yrs

Guy. Don’t kid yourself. You don’t have common sense, not to talk of football sense. I know it. You know it. Everybody knows it.

But there’s hope for you.

Lower your arrogance a bit and listen attentively when people analyze football. Maybe you’ll gain one thing or two Cos You’ve shown, with the shitfest you just vomited, that you’re a pitiable fo.ol. And a foo.L at 40 is a fooooL forever.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Leyqute(m): 3:23pm On Apr 08, 2019
diggz:


Bia mr bassey rauf aregbe leyqute legbegbe why you dey molest ogbeni Rauf aregbesola onukuguy Laumdeuter kepa raumdeuter anyhow for public place like this? angry angry

I just got tired of his idiosyncratic idiosyncrasies ni o jare. Can’t you see the size of the rubbish he’s been spewing these days?

O to ge
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by popizaino(m): 3:27pm On Apr 08, 2019
See what jordi roura has caused?gave this stupid Bayern Munich UCl in 2013 for someone to come and be blabbing nonsense for us everytime as if Solomon kalou with UCL makes him a better player than hazard.

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