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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by adebayo201: 7:45pm On Apr 09, 2019
cheesy

I read somewhere that he knows the secret of Messi. It can be a blessing in disguise for us. Messi should just dribble him so that he'd have a broken ankle. The club can then be thinking on his replacement.

But lana, why nah, why? grin
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Lana1(m): 7:58pm On Apr 09, 2019
adebayo201:
cheesy

I read somewhere that he knows the secret of Messi. It can be a blessing in disguise for us. Messi should just dribble him so that he'd have a broken ankle. The club can then be thinking on his replacement.

But lana, why nah, why? grin
Abeg that guy is utter shìt. Infact calling him shìt seems like a compliment.

How can someone who calls himself a professional suck so much at the basic duties of his job?
I went through a thread on twitter last week with a 90+.....yes 90....video compilation of Smalling errors. And most of those videos were from just one season and he has been here since 2010.
You see some of the things he does and you wonder how someone with a brain can be thinking like that.

He is clearly the worst footballer in the club and i now see why most people for here no rate am.

Not to sound immature but if He drops dead and dies, i wont shed a tear.


And then there is still Phil Jones. De Gea has really tried all these years sha.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nobody: 8:02pm On Apr 09, 2019
Lana1:
Everything about Smalling dey vex me right now. If Ole wants to die an early death then he should start him and Matic tomorrow.
his comments about messi is somehow and u kw what happens after such comments. He should stfu cus the match is a 50/50 contest

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by adebayo201: 8:19pm On Apr 09, 2019
Lana1:
Abeg that guy is utter shìt. Infact calling him shìt seems like a compliment.

How can someone who calls himself a professional suck so much at the basic duties of his job?
I went through a thread on twitter last week with a 90+.....yes 90....video compilation of Smalling errors. And most of those videos were from just one season and he has been here since 2010.
You see some of the things he does and you wonder how someone with a brain can be thinking like that.

He is clearly the worst footballer in the club and i now see why most people for here no rate am.

Not to sound immature but if He drops dead and dies, i wont shed a tear.


And then there is still Phil Jones. De Gea has really tried all these years sha.
You're right man.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by thorrvik55(m): 8:20pm On Apr 09, 2019
Lana1:
Abeg that guy is utter shìt. Infact calling him shìt seems like a compliment.

How can someone who calls himself a professional suck so much at the basic duties of his job?
I went through a thread on twitter last week with a 90+.....yes 90....video compilation of Smalling errors. And most of those videos were from just one season and he has been here since 2010.
You see some of the things he does and you wonder how someone with a brain can be thinking like that.

He is clearly the worst footballer in the club and i now see why most people for here no rate am.

Not to sound immature but if He drops dead and dies, i wont shed a tear.


And then there is still Phil Jones. De Gea has really tried all these years sha.

Despite his flaws, he is still miles ahead of Phil Jones no doubt...

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nobody: 8:30pm On Apr 09, 2019
Lana1:
Everything about Smalling dey vex me right now. If Ole wants to die an early death then he should start him and Matic tomorrow.
if Smalling doesn’t start how does he unleash his patent antiMessi vaccine?
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by olabode89(m): 8:30pm On Apr 09, 2019
Kagd10:


The right wing as stated by whoscored. Funny enough whoscored has discipline as his major weakness. The Not being able to hold on to the ball card is bullshit because that's his best attribute. Maybe because he runs at the opponent a lot hence the card. Chukwueze has the same card despite having a solid touch and control too.

How can you bullshit information that is heavily based on statistics? Nawa o
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Lana1(m): 8:43pm On Apr 09, 2019
thorrvik55:


Despite his flaws, he is still miles ahead of Phil Jones no doubt...
Nah. They are both shït. And shìt cant be better than shīt coz shīt is shìt.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by olabode89(m): 8:46pm On Apr 09, 2019
Lana1:
Nah. They are both shït. And shìt cant be better than shīt coz shīt is shìt.

Fela does not agree o, there is EXPENSIVE shit grin

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Lana1(m): 9:05pm On Apr 09, 2019
olabode89:


Fela does not agree o, there is EXPENSIVE shit grin
Not where Smalling and Jones are concerned
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MRTA7: 9:06pm On Apr 09, 2019
Lana1:
Abeg that guy is utter shìt. Infact calling him shìt seems like a compliment.

How can someone who calls himself a professional suck so much at the basic duties of his job?
I went through a thread on twitter last week with a 90+.....yes 90....video compilation of Smalling errors. And most of those videos were from just one season and he has been here since 2010.
You see some of the things he does and you wonder how someone with a brain can be thinking like that.

He is clearly the worst footballer in the club and i now see why most people for here no rate am.

Not to sound immature but if He drops dead and dies, i wont shed a tear.


And then there is still Phil Jones. De Gea has really tried all these years sha.

Calm down.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Kagd10: 9:25pm On Apr 09, 2019
olabode89:


How can you bullshit information that is heavily based on statistics? Nawa o

What's this one saying again? Whoscored also give some players who makes a lot of sideways passes the passing card. Shouldn't that tell you that statistics isn't the be all? Players who runs a lot at the opponent are likely to lose the ball often than other players that ain't direct. Eyes witness account shows Ounas and Chukwueze have solid touch and control. I don't even know why I'm doing this with you. Yeye dey smell.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Lana1(m): 9:29pm On Apr 09, 2019
MRTA7:


Calm down.
Was under the influence of anger when i said that. cheesy
Ignore it. lipsrsealed

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Kagd10: 9:30pm On Apr 09, 2019
Pep isn't seriously at all. Even while Silva was in his prime and had a little pace, I still felt he was underutilized in the attacking midfield role rather than the central midfield but here we have Pep deploying him once again as a no 10 despite his age. Pep hasn't learnt his lesson that Gundogan in the central midfield often disorganize his team. Gundogan is better deployed as a CDM which has been his best role now. Well.. na him Sabi. Why is Sane not starting too? Lol
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nobody: 9:41pm On Apr 09, 2019
The fact Chris Smalling knows he is going to play tomorrow bothers me more than what he is saying.
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Copied

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by patrickmuf(m): 9:46pm On Apr 09, 2019
Son, Alderweireld and Erikson have all been immense tonight.
Son is still the one Spurs player I want at United.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by olabode89(m): 9:52pm On Apr 09, 2019
Kagd10:


What's this one saying again? Whoscored also give some players who makes a lot of sideways passes the passing card. Shouldn't that tell you that statistics isn't the be all? Players who runs a lot at the opponent are likely to lose the ball often than other players that ain't direct. Eyes witness account shows Ounas and Chukwueze have solid touch and control. I don't even know why I'm doing this with you. Yeye dey smell.

Smh!

Typical canopy analysis, a characteristic was analysed purely on stat over a period of time and you compare it with eye witness account. Did you watch all of the games played by Ounas or Chukwubueze over that period of time?

For that characteristic to have been classified as a weakness they must have lost the ball at a relatively high percentage. I am pretty sure that whoscored algorithm would have taken into consideration that attackers tend to lose the ball often as they tend to take on defenders more that other players. The likes of Lucas Muora, Leroy Sane, Rashford, Anthony Martial, Eden Hazard and Sterling take on and run at defenders at a rate similar to Ounas and Chukwubueze and they do not have the "holding on to the ball" characteristic at weak on whoscored. Therefore your excuse is out of the window.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MRTA7: 9:53pm On Apr 09, 2019
snrman:
The fact Chris Smalling knows he is going to play tomorrow bothers me more than what he is saying.
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Copied

That's from Nigerian scams. Funny guy.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Kagd10: 10:00pm On Apr 09, 2019
olabode89:


Smh!

Typical canopy analysis, a characteristic was analysed purely on stat over a period of time and you compare it with eye witness account. Did you watch all of the games played by Ounas or Chukwubueze over that period of time?

For that characteristic to have been classified as a weakness they must have lost the ball at a relatively high percentage. I am pretty sure that whoscored algorithm would have taken into consideration that attackers tend to lose the ball often as they tend to take on defenders more that other players. The likes of Lucas Muora, Leroy Sane, Rashford, Anthony Martial, Eden Hazard and Sterling take on and run at defenders at a rate similar to Ounas and Chukwubueze and they do not have the "holding on to the ball" characteristic at weak on whoscored. Therefore your excuse is out of the window.

Look at this dullard. The likes of Sane, sterling et Al have higher samples of minutes to level out their statistics. Is this one also roaming mad? If they are disturbing you from your village to go look for someone, you had better go find others to do your rubbish with. Coming from the same stupid goat that copied off the ball movement from fm forum while leaving out the real fact of it but had the audacity to question my saying that Rashford has a better striker instinct than Martial. Or did you think I have forgotten your stupidity? You had better don't push me tonight.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Kagd10: 10:03pm On Apr 09, 2019
Even Sane doesn't have the holding on to ball card on whoscored. Some idiots are really roaming.

Likewise sterling.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by olabode89(m): 10:18pm On Apr 09, 2019
Kagd10:


Look at this dullard. The likes of Sane, sterling et Al have higher samples of minutes to level out their statistics. Is this one also roaming mad? If they are disturbing you from your village to go look for someone, you had better go find others to do your rubbish with. Coming from the same stupid goat that copied off the ball movement from fm forum while leaving out the real fact of it but had the audacity to question my saying that Rashford has a better striker instinct than Martial. Or did you think I have forgotten your stupidity? You had better don't push me tonight.

Typical tout behaviour, spewing insults and name calling. Your analysis was thrown out of the window with superior arguments and points and you decide to throw tantrums like a kid...LMAO

The sad part is we are from the same village.

League Minutes

Sane - 1619 mins
Martial - 1392
Lucas Moura - 1622 mins
Chukwubueze - 1191 mins

Yeah, they have got higher sample minutes to effectively level out their stats... LMAO

Concerning your other allegations, you must be mistaking me for someone else.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by olabode89(m): 10:18pm On Apr 09, 2019
Kagd10:
Even Sane doesn't have the holding on to ball card on whoscored. Some idiots are really roaming.

Likewise sterling.

Do they have it as WEAK?
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Itsmedozie: 10:29pm On Apr 09, 2019
chidexxy007:

Sorry Arsenal go lose 3/5 of their away games and draw one....
are you a Chelsea fan?
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Itsmedozie: 10:31pm On Apr 09, 2019
Lana1:
Everything about Smalling dey vex me right now. If Ole wants to die an early death then he should start him and Matic tomorrow.
matic no dey squad at all for tomorrow
abeg apart from smalling who you want make im start Jones? Bailly abi Rojo
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Kagd10: 10:33pm On Apr 09, 2019
olabode89:


Typical tout behaviour, spewing insults and name calling. Your analysis was thrown out of the window with superior arguments and points and you decide to throw tantrums like a kid...LMAO

The sad part is we are from the same village.

League Minutes

Sane - 1619 mins
Martial - 1392
Lucas Moura - 1622 mins
Chukwubueze - 1191 mins

Yeah, they have got higher sample minutes to effectively level out their stats... LMAO

Concerning your other allegations, you must be mistaking me for someone else.

While you're at it, check these players' (Sterling, moura and Sane) poor touches and dispossession statistics in comparison to Ounas and Chukwueze. Whoscored gavee the card to Chukwueze and Ounas because they have yet to get enough samples of them to assess them. It's simple common sense! I know it's not common but geez!
Besides, Martial doesn't often force play or run directly at opponent. He does it at times but not often.

Tout is no insulting word. I ain't selling anything to you, was I? Yeye dey smell.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Itsmedozie: 10:33pm On Apr 09, 2019
olabode89:


How can you bullshit information that is heavily based on statistics? Nawa o
that guy just tire me
football manager game na wetin full im head
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TalabiAudu: 10:34pm On Apr 09, 2019
Scenes if Smalling actually pockets Messi tomorrow cheesy cheesy

Gonna be crazy

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Lana1(m): 10:41pm On Apr 09, 2019
Itsmedozie:

matic no dey squad at all for tomorrow
Thank God. Matic against Barca's midfield would have been torture.
abeg apart from smalling who you want make im start Jones? Bailly abi Rojo
No better option sef. We are better off erecting a pole on the pitch to partner Lindelof. Iss like u guys dont know how bad Smalling is.
Anyhow sha. I go manage Jones to play with Lindelof. He seems to be the lesser of the evil between him and Smalling.
I wont call Bailly because that one is just Jones but in black skin minus the own goals and weird facial expressions.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by olabode89(m): 10:45pm On Apr 09, 2019
Kagd10:


While you're at it, check these players' (Sterling, moura and Sane) poor touches and dispossession statistics in comparison to Ounas and Chukwueze. Whoscored gavee the card to Chukwueze and Ounas because they have yet to get enough samples of them to assess them. It's simple common sense! I know it's not common but geez!

Tout is no insulting word. I ain't selling anything to you, was I? Yeye dey smell.

I was not trading insults with you. From "holding on to the ball" you are moving to other characteristics albeit related to the one in question, if I check and call you out on your lies now you go begin spew insults grin. How can rely on information from a source you called bulshit some minutes ago! O ma se o... LMAO.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by RuuDie(m): 10:46pm On Apr 09, 2019
olabode89:


You get free cash to stake another side.... Liverpool will qualify ahead of Porto

Any amount you want to stake...

No wahala. Keep 5k naira down. No story oh!
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by olabode89(m): 10:48pm On Apr 09, 2019
RuuDie:


No wahala. Keep 5k naira down. No story oh!

Hope you know say Liverpool win 2-0 today... lol


If you like we fit make am 10K naira.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TalabiAudu: 10:49pm On Apr 09, 2019
RuuDie:


No wahala. Keep 5k naira down. No story oh!


I like your confidence oo

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