You just go to bed and wake up the next morning, and realize that you are the president of your country. What will be the first thing you will do? Forget the protocols.

I was discussing this with friends and neighbours, and I got hilarious, heartbreaking and amazing answers...

Some one said, he will electrocute all the NASS members, Oshiomole, Lai Muhammad and Kyari etc. after they've served different punishment (frog jump, pick pin, thinking, pumping etc)

Another person said, he will go straight to CBN and ask for the safe and all the monies to be given to him. He will swim inside the money and then take them to his house.

Another one said, he will convert NNPC to his own property.

One said, he will make plans to execute different projects across the country. He would want to transform the country. But he will steal sha....

some one said, he will first faint out of surprise.

These and many more, were the response of some Nigerians.

What will be the first thing you will do as a President?

Mumu.

Toosure70:
Mumu.

Thanks...But why the insult?

Just support regional government and state resource control. States without resources, we will know how to do it so nobody feels cheated

And dissolve the central government or reduce its power by 60%

I will excavate a river to pass Northern Nigeria from Lake Chad to Atlantic ocean, i will construct a water canal in all nigerian state, and alsoi will construct a fertilizer company. Finally, i will exterminate all terrorist BIAFRA, BOKOHARAM & KIDNAPPERS.

Cletus77:
Just support regional government and state resource control. States without resources, we will know how to do it so nobody feels cheated

And dissolve the central government or reduce its power by 60%

Wooow!!!...Nice one bro...You have great plans for ur country...

Dangana1990:
I will excavate a river to pass Northern Nigeria from Lake Chad to Atlantic ocean, i will construct a water canal in all nigerian state, and alsoi will construct a fertilizer company. Finally, i will exterminate all terrorist BIAFRA, BOKOHARAM & KIDNAPPERS.

Lol... Do these and more, and you'll sure get a second term....Pls remain positive about your country...Let nothing or no one contaminate your good heart...

Chenzee:


Wooow!!!...Nice one bro...You have great plans for ur country...

Yeah simple logic

I will invite all my fellow politicians to a meeting and bomb all of us at once,so that another set of politicians will rise

Sale the country and share the money to everybody.

The sharing formula would be a reasonable one, and everybody would get enough to leave the country if you want to.

dejonathan:
I will invite all my fellow politicians to a meeting and bomb all of us at once,so that another set of politicians will rise

Hahahaha...I think this is the best I've seen so far..

RonKenoly:
Sale the country and share the money to everybody.

The sharing formula would be a reasonable one, and everybody would get enough to leave the country if you want to.

Ah ah now....Udonmeanit...U harsh ooo...Lol.

Chenzee:


Ah ah now....Udonmeanit...U harsh ooo...Lol.

Don't worry if you have any properties or business, we go pay you for am.

i will first of all, restructure the country, build sub ways and train stations, u can be living in enugu, and be working in abuja. and in other to achieve all this, i will silent some present and pass leaders. number one is obasanjo. pls i need ur suport to accomplish dis task

oscallins:
i will first of all, restructure the country, build sub ways and train stations, u can be living in enugu, and be working in abuja. and in other to achieve all this, i will silent some present and pass leaders. number one is obasanjo. pls i need ur suport to accomplish dis task

Hahahahahahahaha.....Last line...You are the funniest dude I've met in ages Mr. President...How do I support you then?