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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 1:39pm On Apr 26, 2019 |
BankyGee: I purposely left it...i was starting to think i was the only one here 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 2:01pm On Apr 26, 2019 |
pu7pl3:Haha... You're the champion nah |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 2:12pm On Apr 26, 2019 |
BankyGee: Yea thats me 4 Likes 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:13pm On Apr 26, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS If it takes 6 days for three men to dig a hole, how many days will it take one man to dig half a hole? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:10pm On Apr 26, 2019 |
BankyGee: Half a hole is a hole |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by McRhelax: 10:15pm On Apr 26, 2019 |
Fake friend or True friend? Which one are you? Find out here ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsPORXxJoxI You will love this one. ��� |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Telvin7(m): 1:55am On Apr 27, 2019 |
pu7pl3:after u don browse am.... feeling like superfly 2 Likes |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:15am On Apr 27, 2019 |
- Those ladies that are telling me,"so you're still single", no, I'm double, is it your singleness? - Slim girls with bow legs are not even noticeable, just wait until they wear tight red trousers, they'll be looking like pliers. Yeeee, who stone me? - The way some cars look like in Nigeria, if you drive them to a petrol station, they'll direct you to where they sell kerosene - I told my girlfriend, "Sorry for breaking your heart" and she said "Don't worry my father is a doctor, he'll fix it. I was happy until I heard her father is a native doctor . Infact I can feel the heart surgery on my body now - American boy: I love you, Felicity. American girl: Oliver, I love you too. 9ja boy: Amaka, I love you o. 9ja girl: Hmmm, Okoro, is it my breast you love or me? - I'm not a prophet but I know the person reading this post is using a phone with cracked screen. Abi I lie? - Wait o, why will all these girls be denying us a hole they didn't drill? TO BE CONTINUED 9 Likes |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:25am On Apr 27, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Every hole is a hole, half a hole is a hole, any hole is a hole! No matter how deep or shallow it is! Winner of yesterday's riddle:- The defending champion:- pu7pl3! *Claps, cheers* 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:18am On Apr 27, 2019 |
Telvin7: No be everybody be dondi like you |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:13pm On Apr 27, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS Three boys intend to pluck a pineapple fruit: The first boy chose to pluck it with the use of a ladder... The second boy chose a catapult, and; The third boy decided to climb up the pineapple tree... Who gets to pluck the pineapple first? 1 Like |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by dimelo: 9:16am On Apr 28, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by dimelo: 9:16am On Apr 28, 2019 |
none of them 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:44pm On Apr 28, 2019 |
dimelo:Why? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by gifted21(f): 6:46pm On Apr 28, 2019 |
2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:52pm On Apr 28, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - None of them, because pineapple never grows on a tree. It grows from the ground. Winner of yesterday's riddle dimelo gifted21 Both half mark, you shared the answers equally *Claps, cheers* 1 Like |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:55pm On Apr 28, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS The seller never wishes to use it, The buyer never uses it, and; The user never sees it. WHAT IS IT? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:32pm On Apr 28, 2019 |
BankyGee: A coffin 4 Likes |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by kingsleyuzoch(m): 9:33pm On Apr 29, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:19am On Apr 30, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - A Coffin Winner of last riddle: pu7pl3! *Claps, cheers* 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:48pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS When look at sky, what do you always see in the middle? 1 Like |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:52pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
BankyGee: letter K 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:36pm On May 01, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Letter 'K' Winner of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! *Claps, cheers* 1 Like |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:50pm On May 01, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS Find the missing number 16...06...?...88 |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:17am On May 02, 2019 |
BankyGee: 98? 1 Like
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:59am On May 02, 2019 |
pu7pl3:Wrong! 1 Like |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:09am On May 02, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - 68 or 89 Those are number sequences upside down 88...89...90...91 No winner today *Claps, cheers* 1 Like |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:53am On May 02, 2019 |
BankyGee: dang it 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by FrankRoosevelt(m): 10:28am On May 02, 2019 |
BankyGee:car tyre 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:40am On May 02, 2019 |
pu7pl3:Wow... At last, you failed one riddle |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:43am On May 02, 2019 |
FrankRoosevelt:What happened to car tyre bro? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 3:34pm On May 02, 2019 |
BankyGee: Dont get used to it 2 Likes 1 Share |
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