A Nigerian man has reacted after getting a "Dear esteemed customer" message from a casket company.

The man identified as Obong Ekpe on sharing the photo, wrote;

So this Casket outlet I used during my dad's funeral few months ago sent me a Happy New Month SMS /thanks for your patronage with the tag "Dear Esteemed Customer".
I'm just back from their office,I had to physically go warn them that I'm not their customer ..
What nonsense.

I don't have anything to advertise here , just follow me and I'll follow back ASAP.

That's the casket in question, it was standard but I no wan be their customer mbok IJN..amen ohh.

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Very funny

Scary stuff,

Customer dada nii..

Nigerians fear death death like plague, but na we dey die like chicken pass

I can imagine the shock

It's not funny at all.
Not even a customer but 'esteemed customer'.

. Guyman no want him family to patronise dem on his behalf.

Customa dada..

LMAO.. No be small esteemed customer

When you pre-order death

Like it or not, death is coming for you, dread it, run from it, death still arrives all the same. And caskets must be sold.

my 2 cents.

Make I laugh

Denial does not erase reality

Hahahaha

Lol, that reminds me of what South Africans say about Nigerians here, almost every South African are into funeral cover, they will say you dare not advice your Nigerian friend to go into funeral cover he immediately sees you as a devil who wants him dead

Hmm! Orisirisi! Dear esteemed customer.

bloggers and lies

I have been bored all through the day, I feel as if I have a little malaria but immediately I stumbled into this post, I laughed my ass off.

Lol

Me After Getting Such Message...

Nobody wan die for naija...

But truth be told, I care for my birds pass as the country care for Nigerians

Lol... Fear fear man

What do you expect from nyanmiris...you can be dead for all they care as long as it means profit

Last Last nko? You no go die??

LearnITsmash:
Nigerians fear death death like plague, but na we dey die like chicken pass

one day of course we must die(Fela)

"Death smiles at us all...all you need to do is smile back"--- Maximus Aurelius (Gladiator)