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Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by symbianDON(m): 6:48pm On May 05, 2019
dear esteemed customer.....from casket company??!!!!

Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by freedomchild: 6:48pm On May 05, 2019
Las Las we all gonna die someday but not soon. Even some mortuaries advertise themselves but reiterate the fact that is when you must have lived your God-given age

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Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by morikee: 6:48pm On May 05, 2019
Mogbe
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by Vince77(m): 6:50pm On May 05, 2019
You go fear customer na.
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by Zinny25(f): 6:50pm On May 05, 2019
Lol... Those people would be praying for others to die.... What a world
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by Nobody: 6:51pm On May 05, 2019
grin sh*t is funny as f**k

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Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by dejt4u(m): 6:58pm On May 05, 2019
valar morghulis.. all men must die
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by TOPCRUISE(m): 7:09pm On May 05, 2019
And this is so hilarious. I can't help laughing grin

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Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by Nobody: 7:11pm On May 05, 2019
grin grin
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by Ologogoro: 7:11pm On May 05, 2019
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Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by RUDEBOYY(m): 7:12pm On May 05, 2019
grin
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by drololaaof: 7:17pm On May 05, 2019
Either you like it or not you are an esteemed customer, you will surely die one day. You are advertising them
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by bizzibodi(m): 7:19pm On May 05, 2019
But u and yur late father was their esteemed customers.
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by Sunsets: 7:22pm On May 05, 2019
What's funeral cover?
Auxtin85:
Lol, that reminds me of what South Africans say about Nigerians here, almost every South African are into funeral cover, they will say you dare not advice your Nigerian friend to go into funeral cover he immediately sees you as a devil who wants him dead
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by Auxtin85(m): 7:25pm On May 05, 2019
Sunsets:
What's funeral cover?

It’s like death insurance kind of, when a person under funeral cover dies, the insurance company takes charge of the funeral by giving the person a befitting burial.
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by Ikpongiton: 7:32pm On May 05, 2019
soro soro ba ahana mutua.
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by StevenOba: 7:33pm On May 05, 2019
While I understand his apprehension death is a must every household will feel it , but same way they grieve so shall they rejoice with a birth of a new generation wether closely related or far removed. Help me thank the heavens my wife just gave birth to a bouncing baby boy, this is after I lost a very close family member just a few months ago. Gratitude is a must.

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Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by Nobody: 7:37pm On May 05, 2019
Auxtin85:


It’s like death insurance kind of, when a person under funeral cover dies, the insurance company takes charge of the funeral by giving the person a befitting burial.
Huh? I do see their adverts on SABC I never knew it was taken serious
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by Auxtin85(m): 7:40pm On May 05, 2019
asuustrike1:

Huh? I do see their adverts on SABC I never knew it was taken serious

It is my brother
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by kristo123: 7:43pm On May 05, 2019
dear customer your casket is ready how do you want it delivered... God forbid.
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by madjune(m): 8:08pm On May 05, 2019
Funny.

Just reminds me of days as a kid, was walking past a casket making group with my dad who asked them how biz was going...

One of them quietly replied him, " Oga, na una hand e dey."

I can remember the solemn look on my dads face afterwards.

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Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by Alphageometrix: 8:09pm On May 05, 2019
AcuraZDX:
A Nigerian man has reacted after getting a "Dear esteemed customer" message from a casket company.

The man identified as Obong Ekpe on sharing the photo, wrote;

So this Casket outlet I used during my dad's funeral few months ago sent me a Happy New Month SMS /thanks for your patronage with the tag "Dear Esteemed Customer".
I'm just back from their office,I had to physically go warn them that I'm not their customer ..
What nonsense.

I don't have anything to advertise here , just follow me and I'll follow back ASAP.

That's the casket in question, it was standard but I no wan be their customer mbok IJN..amen ohh.

See more
https://zenithnaija.com/man-reacts-after-getting-dear-esteemed-customer-message-from-a-casket-company/


"I'm just back from their office,I had to physically go warn them that I'm not their customer ..
What nonsense"

Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by advocate666: 8:10pm On May 05, 2019
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

We are all their customers.

grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by Prakash247(m): 8:13pm On May 05, 2019
AcuraZDX:
A Nigerian man has reacted after getting a "Dear esteemed customer" message from a casket company.

The man identified as Obong Ekpe on sharing the photo, wrote;

So this Casket outlet I used during my dad's funeral few months ago sent me a Happy New Month SMS /thanks for your patronage with the tag "Dear Esteemed Customer".

Lets fry beans
I'm just back from their office,I had to physically go warn them that I'm not their customer ..
What nonsense.

I don't have anything to advertise here , just follow me and I'll follow back ASAP.

That's the casket in question, it was standard but I no wan be their customer mbok IJN..amen ohh.

See more
https://zenithnaija.com/man-reacts-after-getting-dear-esteemed-customer-message-from-a-casket-company/

Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by ldonjibson(m): 8:20pm On May 05, 2019
Very funny
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by AreaFada2: 8:22pm On May 05, 2019
tropaz:
Nobody wan die for naija...

But truth be told, I care for my birds pass as the country care for Nigerians

grin cheesy
See as these your chickens dey hungry me. To use some make better egusi soup go too make sense.

See 9ja man and fear of death. When the time comes, no remedy. Mallams up North that don't use casket still die when it's their time.
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by madgoat(m): 8:31pm On May 05, 2019
I dont knw why we are so sentiment in naija. Is death a new thing or a bad thing? Any one of us reading this could die any time even this night or tmr; either in bed or from a car accident. Doesnt that make us all potential customers of casket companies? The surest thing in life is death so face the reality.

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Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by tropaz(m): 8:37pm On May 05, 2019
AreaFada2:


grin cheesy
See as these your chickens dey hungry me. To use some make better egusi soup go too make sense.

See 9ja man and fear of death. When the time comes, no remedy. Mallams up North that don't use casket still die when it's their time.


Lol
Hungry you These are POL and not broilers bro.... They are for egg production
Lol....bad man grin
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by drololaaof: 8:42pm On May 05, 2019
Either you like or not you are an esteemed customer, you will surely die one day, you have advertised them
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by BABANGBALI: 9:11pm On May 05, 2019
iammo:
Scary stuff, shocked

Customer dada nii.. grin
abi o
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by GoldHorse(m): 9:27pm On May 05, 2019
Their fada! Esteemed gini?!
Re: Man Gets "Dear Esteemed Customer" Message From A Casket Company by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 9:35pm On May 05, 2019
samdede:
It's not funny at all.
Not even a customer but 'esteemed customer'.
hmmm esteemed, eleyi gidi gan.

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