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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:20pm On May 02, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS ![]() ![]() I am a rock with seven holes. What am I? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Kratospaul: 10:06pm On May 02, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:25am On May 03, 2019 |
BankyGee: This one na my secondary school riddle ![]() The head ![]() 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:14pm On May 03, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - The Head Winner of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! *Claps, cheers* 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:24pm On May 03, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS ![]() ![]() The faster run, the harder it is to catch. What is it? ![]() ![]() |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:29pm On May 03, 2019 |
BankyGee:lemme wait and catch my breath before I continue running 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:30pm On May 03, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:33pm On May 03, 2019 |
Nayo08:Tune in for answers tomorrow morning ![]() |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by otiwisdom: 9:54pm On May 03, 2019 |
BankyGee:What happened to your jokes 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by McRhelax: 9:59pm On May 03, 2019 |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:56am On May 04, 2019 |
otiwisdom:What happened to your comments ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:25am On May 04, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Breath Winner of yesterday's riddle: Nayo08! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:44pm On May 04, 2019 |
- King Solomon cheated on his wife with 999 women, she didn't complain, your BF cheated on you with one girl, we won't hear word. Are you okay at all? ![]() - Where are the descendants of those people that killed Jesus? I want to go and kill them ![]() ![]() ![]() - I want to marry a God-fearing man, after you marry him, you start asking for Iphone instead of Holy Bible. Verily I say unto you sister, you have stretch marks in your brain ![]() - David killed a lion, bear and Goliath at age 17, you at age 33 if you hear ordinary "WOO WOO" even stone you can't pick ![]() ![]() ![]() - Nayo08 asked his dad the difference between CONFIDENCE and CONFIDENTIAL. His dad replied,"You are my son, that's CONFIDENCE. That your friend over there is also my son, now, that's CONFIDENTIAL ![]() ![]() ![]() - It's only in Nigeria someone's car will be laughing at him. If he starts the car, you will hear something like this: hihihihiHAHAHAHAHA ![]() ![]() ![]() - Like, Share and Comment ![]() TO BE CONTINUED 18 Likes 6 Shares
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:56pm On May 04, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS ![]() ![]() ¿What is that unusual word that contains three "U's" in it? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:15pm On May 04, 2019 |
BankyGee: bruh seriously? ![]() UNUSUAL ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:17am On May 05, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Unusual Winner of yesterday's riddle: pu7pl3! *Claps, cheers* 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:29pm On May 05, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS ![]() ![]() What can you SERVE but can't EAT?? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:44pm On May 05, 2019 |
BankyGee: Justice...revenge....water...your master 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:22pm On May 05, 2019 |
pu7pl3:Wrong! ![]() Keep cracking your brain or just give up and wait for answers tomorrow morning ![]() |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:55am On May 06, 2019 |
- Buhari went to Onitsha and it started raining. He was forced to use umbrella instead of broom ![]() ![]() ![]() - On my wedding day, I will surprise some people. Church Service: Lagos Reception: Maiduguri ![]() ![]() ![]() - I have never seen an ALCOHOL company use a DRUNKARD for advert. Abi are they ashamed of their customers ni? ![]() - I mistakenly opened Snapchat and closed it immediately. I got a text from MTN,"Dear customer, be careful ![]() - The day you will go for job interview and find your EX as the CEO, you will understand why the mathematician always tell you to find value of X ![]() ![]() - Every time I kill a mosquito, I put them on a chair next to ma bed so other mosquitoes can see how dangerous I am ![]() ![]() - I was owing MTN 1K so I broke the SIM card and bought another one, after registration, I got a text......... "So it's you again" ![]() ![]() ![]() TO BE CONTINUED 24 Likes |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:12am On May 06, 2019 |
BankyGee: Im right jare....more are your nation...costumers....a fvcking tennis ball That question is flawed in soomany ways 1 Like |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by walterterri555(m): 6:11pm On May 06, 2019 |
Punishment 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:35pm On May 06, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Tennis ball is the real answer, although there are many answers Winner of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! walterterri555! *Claps, cheers* 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:50pm On May 06, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS ![]() ![]() Why do white sheep eat more food than black sheep? ![]() |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:53pm On May 06, 2019 |
BankyGee: cos the white sheep are more ![]() Nailed it ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:04am On May 07, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Because there are more white sheep in the world than black sheep Winner of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! *Claps, cheers* 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:09am On May 07, 2019 |
Guys, is it true that chatting with a fat girl consumes much data? ![]() Coz I'm still wondering why 3GB data will finish in 3hrs on chatting only ![]() Nayo08, otiwisdom, ZoeyJ, HerCuteness come and judge this o ![]() TO BE CONTINUED 4 Likes |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ZoeyJ(f): 4:30pm On May 07, 2019 |
BankyGee:lol 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:13pm On May 07, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS ![]() ![]() I am a three-letter word, I am known all over the world. Take away two letters from me, I'd still remain the same. What am I? ![]() |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:56pm On May 07, 2019 |
BankyGee: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by walterterri555(m): 10:32pm On May 07, 2019 |
pea 1 Like 1 Share |
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