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HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by Mishhcre(m): 7:47pm On May 06, 2019 |
"Have you ever done HIV test before?" she asked. "Yes," I answered. "Are you very sure?" she probed again. "Yes," I said again. Beginning to wonder what might be the reason for all these questions for the gods. "When was the last time you did it?" She asked. With all the thoughts running through my head, I couldn't clearly get her question. Whether she meant the last I did the test or the last time I got laid, after all, the question could be referring to both in this instance and you know these HIV post-test counselling people, the way they like to use style to ask their questions. Just the same way a doctor wouldn't want to ask a man whether he is cheating on his wife with other women, but will rather say, "do you have other friends that you do it with?" "You don't look comfortable, were you thinking I was asking when last you got laid?" she asked. How did she read my mind? How can someone be comfortable being asked that type of question. Especially with the way she's already making it seem like I'm positive. Before I could even put my head together to answer her question, she now fired her killshot. She checked my result and it was negative and she couldn't believe it and started complaining bitterly. "There's no way you can be negative, from the way you look you must be positive, you just have to be positive, it's young boys like you that go around sleeping with everything that has a skirt as one of her properties. You just have all the properties of a fvck boy," she said. This was while all the while I was trying to be positive about the issue and dodge her negative charges. She then continued, "You just didn't turn your hair to dreads to avoid harassment from SARS. In fact, I don't like this your result, I don't agree with it, there must have been a mistake somewhere, I have to re-do it myself." I don't know if it was her long skirt and the big head scarf she was tying that was preventing sense from entering her head. And this was just turning out to be one of those scenarios where prevention is not better than cure. She then proceeded to open a new HIV test kit, took my blood sample and when the result still showed negative, she got tired and said, "if you know what's good for you, you better keep that your equipment one place." I took my result and gladly walked away. Thanking my God for saving me from this woman her negative energy is overflowing like Kanji dam. 22 Likes 1 Share
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Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by bokunrawo(m): 1:28pm On May 10, 2019 |
The Hiv test thing is so scary ooooooo,the waiting time for the result is just like judgment day, it's that time you will start remembering all atrocities you've done and start promising God that if he can safe you from this one you will not even near sex again. This is the look of most people when they await the news of thier HIV test result from the doctor . Ftc 106 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by andysmith123(m): 1:28pm On May 10, 2019 |
STC,pls which song should i sing when waiting for my HIV result? |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by NNEWIsuper: 1:29pm On May 10, 2019 |
she's simply a frustrated bitchh who lacked proper dicking 24 Likes 1 Share |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by mansoura(f): 1:29pm On May 10, 2019 |
Sorry for the experience |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by muzeze77: 1:29pm On May 10, 2019 |
S |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by Pierced(f): 1:30pm On May 10, 2019 |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by moderatorr1: 1:30pm On May 10, 2019 |
Lol, that's very unprofessional. She is probably your ex's friend 9 Likes |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by udomoh(m): 1:31pm On May 10, 2019 |
It could be scary. Please join our forum on Hepatitis B support group . Check my signature. |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by hahn(m): 1:31pm On May 10, 2019 |
Obviously she is mad 5 Likes |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by StrikeBack(m): 1:32pm On May 10, 2019 |
andysmith123:Jesus walk by Kanye West |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by bobbyvalentino(m): 1:32pm On May 10, 2019 |
Hmmmmmmm |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by BigSarah(f): 1:32pm On May 10, 2019 |
Mtvhdew |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by dayleke: 1:33pm On May 10, 2019 |
Wetin she gain if you were positive? She's just frustrated. 3 Likes |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by Yuneehk(f): 1:33pm On May 10, 2019 |
I'm not saying you're lying but I find it hard to believe she'd tell you all those things. If she did, then that was very unprofessional of her 64 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by sod09(m): 1:33pm On May 10, 2019 |
are you sure you haven't met the woman before 2 Likes |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by HarryDuce(m): 1:34pm On May 10, 2019 |
Maybe her husband/fiancé was a community d!ck OR, a loved one had the experience she so wished on you. Either way, she, a mad woman, should not be working there. 6 Likes |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by Zombiekiller010: 1:34pm On May 10, 2019 |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by iykedodoh(m): 1:35pm On May 10, 2019 |
what a story 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by Ikillfools: 1:35pm On May 10, 2019 |
Fiction! 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by vacanci: 1:35pm On May 10, 2019 |
Mishhcre: Are you a GAY? 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by jaywhoco(m): 1:35pm On May 10, 2019 |
concocted 2 Likes |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by zeromeridian: 1:35pm On May 10, 2019 |
This your story na fake news, Better go for your Test. You just imagined this story 4 Likes |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by Anegbettedude: 1:41pm On May 10, 2019 |
WTF |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by Godsgift7837: 1:41pm On May 10, 2019 |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by Tonyspecial(m): 1:41pm On May 10, 2019 |
it is well with my soul, has been my song anytime I go for that test 1 Like |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by Riele(f): 1:42pm On May 10, 2019 |
wetin consign me? |
Re: HIV Test Counsellors Need To Learn Something Called Customer Service by CoolVoice(m): 1:42pm On May 10, 2019 |
inoki2555:Mudafucka.. |
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